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The fay folk
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Postby The fay folk » Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:44 pm

The kingdom of the fay folk would like to buy twelve eggs of each of the breeds listed below.

Banana Norn
Pixie Norn
Horse Norn
Purple Mountain Norn
Forest Norn
Ron Norn


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La Habana
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Postby La Habana » Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:49 pm

La Habana would like a dozen males and a dozen females of each separate subspecies of Norn, to work in the brothels and strip clubs of Uber City.
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Postby Novograd IV » Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:51 pm

OOC:

You HAVE to make a game based off of the Catz series for these!
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Postby The shee species » Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:51 pm

La Habana wrote:La Habana would like a dozen males and a dozen females of each separate subspecies of Norn, to work in the brothels and strip clubs of Uber City.

?!?!?!

Thats rather odd. Norns are only about two feet tall, and non-human. No sale please, regardless of rule 32. Sorry.

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The shee species
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Postby The shee species » Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:53 pm

Novograd IV wrote:OOC:

You HAVE to make a game based off of the Catz series for these!

OOC: It already exists. I based my nation on the shee in it's backstory and play it a lot.
http://www.webpetz.com/creatures/dockingstation.php

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Postby Novograd IV » Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:57 pm

The shee species wrote:
Novograd IV wrote:OOC:

You HAVE to make a game based off of the Catz series for these!

OOC: It already exists. I based my nation on the shee in it's backstory and play it a lot.
http://www.webpetz.com/creatures/dockingstation.php

cheat! :p

ah... Catz brings back memories
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The shee species
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Postby The shee species » Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:01 pm

Novograd IV wrote:
The shee species wrote:
Novograd IV wrote:OOC:

You HAVE to make a game based off of the Catz series for these!

OOC: It already exists. I based my nation on the shee in it's backstory and play it a lot.
http://www.webpetz.com/creatures/dockingstation.php

cheat! :p

ah... Catz brings back memories

Not cheating. I wish I was as creatures was a very expensive game once, and netted it's makers a huge amount of money. OOC I recomend you download the game, IC you can buy some norns.


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Yautja hunting clans
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Postby Yautja hunting clans » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:42 pm

Twenty Scorpios and frogs please.

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Postby Maryginia » Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:12 pm

20 of each kind are you able to make vampire norns by any chance if so 20 of them to
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Postby Canadaaaaah » Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:30 pm

Her Majesty Lady Gaga would like one Pixie Norn. However our nation's treasury is currently empty. Will you accept diamonds in place of cash?

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Postby Grasmere » Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:01 pm

We would like to purchase 30 horse norns to deal with a chocolate addiction problem in one of our cities. Apparantly a company put 50% nicotine in the chocolate and now the entire city is hooked. They need to be taught a lesson.

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Postby Waterlords » Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:13 pm

We would like to purchase 5 MerNorns.

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Postby The shee species » Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:27 am

Grasmere wrote:We would like to purchase 30 horse norns to deal with a chocolate addiction problem in one of our cities. Apparantly a company put 50% nicotine in the chocolate and now the entire city is hooked. They need to be taught a lesson.

O.K. sold so you can go ahead with your trick.

Canadaaaaah wrote:Her Majesty Lady Gaga would like one Pixie Norn. However our nation's treasury is currently empty. Will you accept diamonds in place of cash?

Yes, we will accept diamonds. Thank you.

Maryginia wrote:20 of each kind are you able to make vampire norns by any chance if so 20 of them to

The twenty have been sent. As for vampire norns, we could try infecting a nornish embryo with the virus and growing it, however as vampirisam is evolved to attack earthly creatures, not albian ones we arn't sure if it will work. We can try however...

Yautja hunting clans wrote:Twenty Scorpios and frogs please.

Sold. We hope you like your norns.

Waterlords wrote:We would like to purchase 5 MerNorns.

Sold. We hope you like your norns.



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The Chtorr
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Postby The Chtorr » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:09 am

Twenty Easter Norns please.

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The shee species
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Postby The shee species » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:16 am

Vampire norn prototype has hatched. We are testing, before cloning more and selling them.
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Postby Bugs Realm » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:09 am

Twnety ice norns please.
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Postby Yautja hunting clans » Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:38 am

Yautja hunting clans wrote:Do you sell custon norns? If so:
http://creaturescaves.com/images/galleries/Art/918.jpg

You never ansewered us.

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