Prisinors For Cash

cityraildude · by **Kalasparata** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:08 am

Got a prooblem with over crowding jails? No problem, we'll ntake the prisinors, for U$D100 each!

by **Rustika** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:22 am

^ I think it was banned by the Geneva convention

by **Laos Refugees** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:25 am

Rustika wrote:^ I think it was banned by the Geneva convention

I don't think OP knows what that is mate.

cityraildude · by **Kalasparata** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:47 am

Rustika wrote:^ I think it was banned by the Geneva convention

Why would I care, my nation is not in the UN as it is not real, and my nation is not in the WA

by **Rustika** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:03 am

I didn't mean selling the convicts I meant sending them to your nation

(And what does OP stand for anyway?)

cityraildude · by **Kalasparata** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:44 am

Rustika wrote:I didn't mean selling the convicts I meant sending them to your nation

(And what does OP stand for anyway?)

I know

by **Sungai Pusat** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:31 am

Kalasparata wrote:Got a prooblem with over crowding jails? No problem, we'll ntake the prisinors, for U$D100 each!

Why? Prisoners are people too! And people are priceless, in translation: There's no way to put a price tag on anyone.

by **Vakolic** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:59 am

Only if you treat them better than your "free" citizens, because we don't allow torture.

by **Victorious Decepticons** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:26 am

The DNA Testing Center of Victorious Decepticons will send 10 human(oid) subjects.

The Center wants to know how well its latest DNA upgrades work in very extreme circumstances, and your prisons will be the perfect grounds for testing both physical and mental toughness in these beta subjects.

Due to this, we would like the subjects back after a month...or their deactivated carcasses back, if they have ceased all functionality.

by **Pythria** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:27 pm

I must admit, it would be a good deal. Nobody would ever commit a crime in Pythria again.

by **Vakolic** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:48 pm

Yes, we could have posters up:
Do not commit crimes!
Due to overcrowding in our prisons, we are sending excess prisoners to calasparata, hell.

by **Knowlandia** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:32 pm

We only have 25,000 thousand prisoners, I think were good.

by **Greater Rhodes** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:35 pm

Canadai wrote:Sorry, but sending them to your nation would be cruel and unusual punishment.

Honourable members of the government of Canadai, I couldn't have said it better myself.
-Félix Hutton, Minister of Foreign Affairs

by **Bears Armed** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:05 am

Kalasparata wrote:Got a prooblem with over crowding jails? No problem, we'll ntake the prisinors, for U$D100 each!

Run out of meat, have you?
:eyebrow:

by **Maineiacs** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:10 am

Kalasparata wrote:Got a prooblem with over crowding jails? No problem, we'll ntake the prisinors, for U$D100 each!

Maineiacs would never send its prison population to a nation with such poor language skills.

by **Sremski okrug** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:13 am

We don't have any prisinors

by **The Western Reaches** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:17 am

I'd send my entire military to you, but I think that's called invasion...

by **Andorianus** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:33 am

Kalasparata wrote:Got a prooblem with over crowding jails? No problem, we'll ntake the prisinors, for U$D100 each!

Question 1:
What are you planning to do with my prisoners?

Failure in answering this question will cause Kalasparata to be put on our black list, meaning all trade or travel between our two nations is banned.

EDIT: Now that I have readed your factbook (especially on your nation's worst punishment) I have placed you on the black list anyway. Believe me, if we had an army, I would have sent it.

by **The Western Reaches** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:41 am

Canadai wrote:
The Western Reaches wrote:I'd send my entire military to you, but I think that's called invasion...

I would pledge my entire CCDF Mounted Guard (My elite unit for defending the capital city and important city cores) to an invasion of Kalasparta.

Maybe he'll even pay us to send them, too.

by **Vakolic** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:42 am

Yes, i'll send some.
I have 3 million soldiers. Due to the importance of this transaction, they will be in troup transports escorted by 3 full aircraft carriers, 11 battleships, 15 cruisers, 25 destroyers and 30 subs. There will also be aproximately 800 aircraft.
To alert when we are hear we will drop an armed nuclear missile on your capital city, we may even help you move the boddies.

by **Dungeyland** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:35 am

The Kingdom of Dungeyland has no shortage in prisoner capacity.
Minister for Kalasparatan Relations

by **Rubalcaba** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:19 pm

Rubalcaba would not consent to sell canned fruits to Kalasparata, much less prisinors, whatever those are. It sounds Spanish.

cityraildude · by **Kalasparata** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:30 am

Vakolic wrote:Yes, i'll send some.
I have 3 million soldiers. Due to the importance of this transaction, they will be in troup transports escorted by 3 full aircraft carriers, 11 battleships, 15 cruisers, 25 destroyers and 30 subs. There will also be aproximately 800 aircraft.
To alert when we are hear we will drop an armed nuclear missile on your capital city, we may even help you move the boddies.

Don't drop the nuke and you'll be excpted!

by **Sungai Pusat** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:32 am

Sungai Pusat wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:Got a prooblem with over crowding jails? No problem, we'll ntake the prisinors, for U$D100 each!

Why? Prisoners are people too! And people are priceless, in translation: There's no way to put a price tag on anyone.

Please check the above.

by **Saint Haden** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:34 am

Sending 200 prisoners. 20,000 NSD has been wired.

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