M. U. R. International [Secret IC/Closed]

[Sophisticism]

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OOC: I'm a human being, not a Nation States role-playing machine.
I'll work on the requests as soon as possible, and due to RL business it might take a few days.
Sorry

[Enzo Turga]

Nation Name: Imperial Multiverse Republic of Enzo Turga
Language: English, German, Turgan
Current Major Religion or Religions: Pagan/Atheist
How religious is the population (High, Medium, Low)? Low
% Of Religious People: 51%
Government Type (Democracy, Dictatorship, Monarchy etc.): Democratic Socialist
Population: 1.78 billion
Major Industries: Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Tourism
Average Wealth: $44,000 (Powerhouse/All-Consuming Economy)
Financial Differences Between Rich and Poor (High, Medium, Low): Medium
Average Citizens' Laziness: Low
Average Citizens' Liveliness: High
% Of Vegetarians in the Society: 3%
Current Wars: None
Historical Wars: Turgan Revolution, 2nd Turgan Civil War, 1st-4th Wildfire(Flood-like parasite) Clensings,
Racism (High, Medium, Low): Low
Strength Of Police (High, Medium, Low): High
Strength Of Army (High, Medium, Low): High
Crime (High, Medium, Low): Low
Literacy Rates: 99%
Anything Else you would like us to know? Although most Turgans are Socialist, they are open to other types of government. Also, most Turgans completely reject the idea of monotheistic religions like Christianity. They prefer Pagan religions

[Sophisticism]

To: Bisgean Government
From: M. U. R. International

Sirs,
We've read your answers, and have a solution for you.
"The fish and pig, grapefruit and olive, the sword was one.
The fish and pig, grapefruit and olive, gunpowder was one.
To all on the planet, a sky-shiny object was one".
This is a sentence from "Worship", one of 25 religious Seanism books.
"Worship swords, worship power", it tells; "Worship whom has powers, and leaks of strength will be poured on you".

While not stating who the text is talking about, it can be interpreted as being said about the leader - that's exactly what our missionaries in the country will try to do.

No daily prayers at all are required, but a donation to the "House of Bigsea" is encouraged (Blessing per Pay).

We will send over 50,000 priests to spread the new religion, for a fast, smooth, conversion.

We will charge a total of $24,450,000,000 for the conversion process.


Sincerely,
M. U. R. International Administration.

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To: Lewciz Government
From: M. U. R. International Administration

The usual conversion method on the same religion will be applied.
The new religion, as mentioned before, will be based on Druidism, but with slight modern changes to fit the current culture and government in Lewciz.

We will charge a total of $14,500,000,00 (-$79,000,000 down payment). Due to the high religious rates in the state, we estimate it will take around 50 years for the religion to become popular.

Sincerely,
M. U. R. International Administration.

[Sophisticism]

To: The Armed Republic of The Banshee Species Government
From: M. U. R. International Administration

We are happy to say we have accepted your request.

"At first Old Grendel made Earth, Stars, and Grendels, Shee and Human.
And them were divided to classes, to serve the great.
The rich, the poor, God bless them all; To do their job, to be so pleasant, each on his own designation... All together."
That's a summary of most important stuff in the Banshean Religion.
This religion takes reincarnation as an important part of life, and therefore explains poverty/richness as a punishment/blessing for what the previous generation have done, but explains that this could be changed in the next generation by prayer.
This will give the lively, poor, citizens a good reason to pray a lot (five times a day for ten minutes) while the lazy, rich, citizens won't pray at all - they won't find it necessary.

Missionaries wearing traditional Banshee clothing will be sent to the country, and we believe the conversion will be rather easy.
Poor, desperate people won't have anything to lose by trying the new religion, which promises them a better future.
Rich people won't have anything to lose because it doesn't require anything from them (as mentioned above), apart for actually saying they are members of the religion.

Due to the low amount of citizens in the nation, we will charge only $1,150,000,000 for the whole process, which is expected to take only 15 years.


Sincerely,
M. U. R. International.


OOC: As I said I was very busy last week but hopefully I will be much more active this upcoming week.

[Sophisticism]

To: Enzo Turgan Government
From: M. U. R. International Administration

We are glad to say your request has been accepted.

As suggested, a pagan 'Turganeze' religion will be created.
"Three gods there are, and three goddesses; Mitizory, of human beings, Sinzau, of days, Moro, of nights; Shia, of beauty, Gaeinea, of fields, and Yanai, of the poor... Each to protect his worshippers, and each to fight his rivals..."
We believe that the new religion would be easily accepted in the nation, due to the high amount of socialists who won't have any problem with the text.

Several thousands of missionaries would be sent to the nation, on what we believe would be a fast conversion process.

We will charge a total of $7,650,000,000 for our services.

Sincerely,
M. U. R. International Administration

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[Shwaasburg]

Nation Name: The Imperial Seat of Shwaasburg
Language: (3) Shwaa, French, English.
Current Major Religion or Religions: Technological Agnosticism (Other religious citizens have long since been deported.)
How religious is the population (High, Medium, Low)? Very Low
% Of Religious People: We estimate below .01%
Government Type (Democracy, Dictatorship, Monarchy etc.): Direct Democracy
Population: 3.005 Billion
Major Industries:Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing.
Average Wealth: (On average in comparison w/ other nations: Very High, otherwise the average wealth is average.)
Financial Differences Between Rich and Poor (High, Medium, Low): Quite High. (85% can be called Uber-wealthy, the rest can be called wealthy.)
Average Citizens' Laziness: Medium
Average Citizens' Liveliness:Medium
% Of Vegetarians in the Society: 0.001% (Averaged)
Current Wars: None at this time.
Historical Wars: Shwaasburg War of independence (Our liberation aprox 300+ years ago.), The War of Aeon Aggression (Basically a war of athiest/agnostic vs. Fanatical Religion), War of Regnum Liberation (We conquered an upstart country to save others.)
Racism (High, Medium, Low): Quite High
Strength Of Police (High, Medium, Low):Above Average
Strength Of Army (High, Medium, Low): High
Crime (High, Medium, Low): Quite Low
Literacy Rates: 100%
Anything Else you would like us to know? Any common religion (I.E. one based upon Christianity, Islam, Judaism, etc.) has been estimated to have a .109% success rate. We would like a more technological religion; one that has solid scientific evidence behind it to prove to the intelligent populace that there may very well be a god. We need this god to also have more of a benevolent attitude towards Shwaa citizens, and have a tad bit more violent attitude to foreigners. Especially annoying foreigners

Sincerely,
Marcus Hephaestus I
Imperial Seat of The Imperial Seat of Shwaasburg
Bay of Aeon

[Sophisticism]

Nation Name: The Imperial Seat of Shwaasburg
Language: (3) Shwaa, French, English.
Current Major Religion or Religions: Technological Agnosticism (Other religious citizens have long since been deported.)
How religious is the population (High, Medium, Low)? Very Low
% Of Religious People: We estimate below .01%
Government Type (Democracy, Dictatorship, Monarchy etc.): Direct Democracy
Population: 3.005 Billion
Major Industries:Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing.
Average Wealth: (On average in comparison w/ other nations: Very High, otherwise the average wealth is average.)
Financial Differences Between Rich and Poor (High, Medium, Low): Quite High. (85% can be called Uber-wealthy, the rest can be called wealthy.)
Average Citizens' Laziness: Medium
Average Citizens' Liveliness:Medium
% Of Vegetarians in the Society: 0.001% (Averaged)
Current Wars: None at this time.
Historical Wars: Shwaasburg War of independence (Our liberation aprox 300+ years ago.), The War of Aeon Aggression (Basically a war of athiest/agnostic vs. Fanatical Religion), War of Regnum Liberation (We conquered an upstart country to save others.)
Racism (High, Medium, Low): Quite High
Strength Of Police (High, Medium, Low):Above Average
Strength Of Army (High, Medium, Low): High
Crime (High, Medium, Low): Quite Low
Literacy Rates: 100%
Anything Else you would like us to know? Any common religion (I.E. one based upon Christianity, Islam, Judaism, etc.) has been estimated to have a .109% success rate. We would like a more technological religion; one that has solid scientific evidence behind it to prove to the intelligent populace that there may very well be a god. We need this god to also have more of a benevolent attitude towards Shwaa citizens, and have a tad bit more violent attitude to foreigners. Especially annoying foreigners

Sincerely,
Marcus Hephaestus I
Imperial Seat of The Imperial Seat of Shwaasburg
Bay of Aeon

To: Shwaasburg Government
From: M. U. R. International

We have just received your message - we have encountered some technical problems delaying its arrival.
We would like to make up a religion for your nation, but however don't see how a religion with solid scientific evidence can be made. A part of having a religion is having something above all, something unexplainable.

If you do believe there can be a religion with solid scientific facts, please feel free to contact us with more details.

Sincerely,
M. U. R. International Administration.

[The Jotun]

Nation Name: The empire of the jotun
Language: (3) Jotueass, Sheeish, English.
Current Major Religion or Religions: Technological Agnosticism
How religious is the population (High, Medium, Low)? Very Low
% Of Religious People: We estimate below .01%
Government Type (Democracy, Dictatorship, Monarchy etc.): Direct Democracy
Population: 234 million
Major Industries: Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing
Average Wealth: (On average in comparison w/ other nations: Very High, otherwise the average wealth is average.)
Financial Differences Between Rich and Poor Low
Average Citizens' Laziness: Medium
Average Citizens' Liveliness:Medium
% Of Vegetarians in the Society: Low
Current Wars: Jotun like low-involvement personaly, but no goverment-ran wars are on now
Historical Wars: To many to list
Racism (High, Medium, Low): Quite Low
Strength Of Police (High, Medium, Low):What police?
Strength Of Army (High, Medium, Low): High
Crime (High, Medium, Low): High
Literacy Rates: 100%
Anything Else you would like us to know? Involves our creation as biologic fighting mechs by the shee, leaving, terraforming of our home planet of jomark, much-needed wars on conquest against the rest of the world.

[Sophisticism]

To: The Empire of the Jotun
From: M. U. R. International.

We found it obvious that in a country like yours, revolution must come from the media.
A revolutionary article claiming God is inside every computer will be published in a large newspaper.
And then another one, and another one. Newspapers all around the country will start publishing such articles.
"Scientific" evidence will be poured on the citizens, supported by famous scientists.

Soon, all citizens won't have an option but believing the new religion. It won't be mentioned as a religion, so now rituals will be made, but it would rather be a sect, which everyone will eventually follow without even knowing they are.

Traditions may vary - depending on the government's needs, messages will be published in the news.


We will charge a total of $800,000,000, most will go towards bribes and convincing of influential people.


Sincerely,
M. U. R. International Administration.

[Sophisticism]

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[Monte Mare]

Nation Name: Principality of Monte Mare
Language: English/ Greek/ Spanish
Current Major Religion or Religions: Atheism
How religious is the population (High, Medium, Low)? Low
% Of Religious People: 40%
Government Type (Democracy, Dictatorship, Monarchy etc.): Royal Democracy
Population: 1.5 billion
Major Industries: Automotive sector/ Armament sector/ Gambling sector
Average Wealth: High
Financial Differences Between Rich and Poor (High, Medium, Low): medium
Average Citizens' Laziness: low
Average Citizens' Liveliness: high
% Of Vegetarians in the Society: 6%
Current Wars: none
Historical Wars: War of Independance, Great Mediterranean war (I, II), the battle of 1845
Racism (High, Medium, Low): low
Strength Of Police (High, Medium, Low): high
Strength Of Army (High, Medium, Low): high
Crime (High, Medium, Low): low
Literacy Rates: 100%
Anything Else you would like us to know? We would like the new religion to be also based more on science and Cabbala and the secrets of the universe, nothing about people coming back from dead and doing miracles...
{**} We may refuse your request.

[Engeos]

Nation Name: The Holy Empire of Engeos
Language: English
Current Major Religion or Religions: Hilvehgen
How religious is the population (High, Medium, Low)? high
% Of Religious People:100
Government Type (Democracy, Dictatorship, Monarchy etc.):Dictatorship
Population: 16 mil.
Major Industries:none
Average Wealth: 500 whips
Financial Differences Between Rich and Poor (High, Medium, Low): High
Average Citizens' Laziness: 0%
Average Citizens' Liveliness: 100%
% Of Vegetarians in the Society: 0%
Current Wars: None
Historical Wars: The great War
Racism (High, Medium, Low): High
Strength Of Police (High, Medium, Low): High
Strength Of Army (High, Medium, Low):High
Crime (High, Medium, Low):Low
Literacy Rates:100%
Anything Else you would like us to know? The priests would like to keep on molesting people.

[Sophisticism]

To: The Principality of Monte Mare
From: M. U. R. International

Your request has been received and accepted.
5 Elements, Earth, Fire, Water, Air and Darkness, will be the main part of the religion. Respect towards one would have its benefits, but over devotion to a certain element may cause other elements to "rage".
A whole book would discuss cosmology and universe research, with a reference to the relationship between gambling and star positions.

We will charge a total of $12,850,000,000 for the whole process, including wages and writing books. Local priests would be trained.

Thank you,
M. U. R. International Administration.



To: The Holy Empire of Engeos
From: M. U. R. International

Your request has been rejected.
The tiny population will minimize our profits, and the community is already very religious so it would be hard to convert their religion.
We highly oppose to molesting and do not plan to change this in the near nor distant future.

[Sophisticism]

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[San Pellegrino Romana]

Nation Name:
Language: English, Italian, Latin, Spanish, French, Etruscan, Roman, and several other traditional dialects
Current Major Religion or Religions: Roman Catholicism, Judaism, Christianity, Orthodoxy, Protestantism. (Islam accounts for less than 5% of population)
How religious is the population (High, Medium, Low)? Medium-High
% Of Religious People: 80%-90%
Government Type (Democracy, Dictatorship, Monarchy etc.): Federal Constitutional Republic and Constitutional Monarchy
Population: Approx. 2 Billion
Major Industries: Arms Manufacturing, Data Processing, Information Technology, Energy, Fuels, Natural Resources.
Average Wealth: Affluent
Financial Differences Between Rich and Poor (High, Medium, Low): Low-Medium
Average Citizens' Laziness: Low
Average Citizens' Liveliness: High
% Of Vegetarians in the Society: 4%-7%
Current Wars: War on Terror
Historical Wars: Civil War, Two Hundred Year War, Revolution of 1793, War of Independence, and countless other wars.
Racism (High, Medium, Low): Low
Strength Of Police (High, Medium, Low): High
Strength Of Army (High, Medium, Low): High
Crime (High, Medium, Low): Low-Medium
Literacy Rates: 100%
Anything Else you would like us to know? We are a combination of a Federal Constitutional Republic and Constitutional Monarchy. HM King Raphel Cartelli San Pellegrino IV does not have much power per say, but has a lot of political pull and is adored by the people.

OOC: EDIT: Our nation is a combination of USA/UK/Italy/Spain/Ancient Rome

[Sophisticism]

To: San Pellegrino Romana.
From: M. U. R. International Administration.

Your nation seems vast, culturally colourful and intelligent. A multicultural religion is a must for such a nation.
We believe that a religion dealing with arts and science rather than people and wars would fit the nation best.

Therefore, we would like to present "Roman Humanitism", the new San Pellegrino Romanan religion. Arts, discussion and meditation would take an important role in the religion, which would have only a very few requirements (opposed to some of the current religions in the nation).
Main traditions would be:
Thank 'the world', in your own way, every day (whether that would be a simple "Thanks" after you wake up or painting a drawing of your town, that would work. This is more of a ideological act rather than a real prayer).
Work for global harmony, whenever you can.

We don't believe such a religion should have missionaries etc; but it should rather be taught as a lifestyle. Our experts have created a unique educational plan, to be taught in schools (and universities, mainly in philosophical classes).
Discussion and arts lessons are a part of the above plan.


We will charge a total of $500,000,000 only for the educational plan, teacher training and success monitoring, due to the relatively easy process (which is expected to take around 30 years).


Sincerely,
M. U. R. International Administration.

[San Pellegrino Romana]

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[South Kirkcaldy]

Nation Name:The Most Serene Republic of South Kirkcaldy
Language:English
Current Major Religion or Religions:Atheism, Agnosticism
How religious is the population (High, Medium, Low)?LOW
% Of Religious People:2%
Government Type (Democracy, Dictatorship, Monarchy etc.):Parliamentary Democracy
Population:207 million
Major Industries:Book Publishing
Average Wealth:2,000 Belfasts per capita
Financial Differences Between Rich and Poor (High, Medium, Low):Low
Average Citizens' Laziness:Low
Average Citizens' Liveliness:Medium
% Of Vegetarians in the Society:60%
Current Wars:None
Historical Wars:None
Racism (High, Medium, Low):None
Strength Of Police (High, Medium, Low):Medium
Strength Of Army (High, Medium, Low):medium
Crime (High, Medium, Low):Low
Literacy Rates:100%
Anything Else you would like us to know?We are asking that the religion obtained from this be spread to the citizens of a specific other nation,it could prove rather valuable in gaining leverage in future negotiations with them.

[Maryginia]

Nation Name:the states rights confederacy of maryginia
Language:english
Current Major Religion or Religions:saliva gods
How religious is the population (High, Medium, Low)?medium
% Of Religious People:99
Government Type (Democracy, Dictatorship, Monarchy etc.):democracy
Population:10. 9999999 billion
Major Industries:we dont know
Average Wealth:much
Financial Differences Between Rich and Poor (High, Medium, Low):
mediumAverage Citizens' Laziness:none
Average Citizens' Liveliness:much
% Of Vegetarians in the Society:1
Current Wars:civilwar
Historical Wars:war for independence liberation of eat klent
Racism (High, Medium, Low):low
Strength Of Police (High, Medium, Low):high
Strength Of Army (High, Medium, Low):high
Crime (High, Medium, Low):low
Literacy Rates:100 %
Anything Else you would like us to know?no

[Sophisticism]

OOC: South Kirkcaldy and Maryginia, I'm sorry for the delay - I've just returned from a long vacation. Are your requests still valid?

[Orkatha]

Nation Name:RP name:The Galactic Theocracy of Orkatha
Language:Official:Onarian,unofficial:English
Current Major Religion or Religions:The Cult of Orkatha
How religious is the population (High, Medium, Low)?High
% Of Religious People:99% ((There are out of law bandits etc.,which are very few, who follow no religion,so I guess the other 1% is atheism)
Government Type (Democracy, Dictatorship, Monarchy etc.):Theocracy,ruled by a council of six considered divine members.
Population:RP population:A little less than a Billion.
Major Industries:Religion related industries,book publishing,tourism.
Average Wealth:High
Financial Differences Between Rich and Poor (High, Medium, Low):Medium
Average Citizens' Laziness:Very little
Average Citizens' Liveliness:Very high
% Of Vegetarians in the Society:99% (Same as religion,some people don't follow the Cult)
Current Wars:None.
Historical Wars:None.
Racism (High, Medium, Low):Low
Strength Of Police (High, Medium, Low):Low
Strength Of Army (High, Medium, Low):Medium
Crime (High, Medium, Low):Low
Literacy Rates:Very high
Anything Else you would like us to know?Our people,the Orkathans are generally pacifistic,taking up arms only when necessary.They have empathetic,telepethatic and telekenisis powers.Because of that they have created a system of government based on their religion,which is in itself based upon their powers.They have been,since their creation,fascinated by the stars,which induced them to go and discover and colonize,which allowed them to take control of their solar system,with the help of their mind powers (and advanced,FT,technology),including the ability to control minds,although that is very hard to do,and generally can't be used on a large amount of people,the council members have stronger abilities than others.Their solar system is uninhabited by any other completely sentinent species,so the only other inhabitants are plants and animals.Their main planet is aquatic,with small islands,where the six council members have manors,but most cities and villages are underwater,in water resisting,air creating domes.Their second most important planet is a very harsh desert,and that is why all cities and colonies there are inside mountains,next to underwater sources,and the desert is dotted by state prisones.The third planet is an earth like planet,which is used to collect resources not found on the other planets.Cities there are in forests,plains,deserts,just like in real earth.And the fourth,is an ice planet,completely frozen,although there are communities in caves and other areas where it is easier to live.These communities form a big web of "cavern cities" linked together,used by the army.The planet is where the army makes new weapons and tests them etc.The last planet is a small volcanic planet which is of yet uninhabeted. All of the other colonies are asteroids,which have mining towns on,and in,them.The towns are generally inhabited by robots who mine the resources on the asteroids.With few Orkathan overseers living amongst them.These overseers receive all resources necessary for survival from other planets,as the asteroids don't have organic resources,as they lack an atmosphere etc.They are,as required by their religion,vegetarians.The Cult of Orkatha is based on the species' powers,pacifism,vegetarianism,and complete obediance to the species' religion,and the council representing it.We also value and love our national animal,the Otheka,a big,purple-pink bird.The Orkathans live a long life,with an average life time of two centuries,but the council members live up to 6 centuries.We also believe in reincarnation.(We need a new religion that puts all the characteristics of our species together,to create the perfect harmony possible in our domain.The old cult is fine,but we'd rather have a better,more widespread (concerning our characteristics)religion,with an actual name)

Ask us if you have any more questions.

[Maryginia]

OOC: South Kirkcaldy and Maryginia, I'm sorry for the delay - I've just returned from a long vacation. Are your requests still valid?

yes mine is