You are very busy working on a new law, but after leaving it on your desk for a few moments you decide to open it.
- Religion Invention Department.
- Health Department.
- Dream Reading Department.
That's exactly what we at Make Up a Religion International believe in. We invent custom religions fitting our customers' requirements, write religious and theological books to prove the new religion is the 'right' one, pay famous and influencing people to say they believe in the new religion and even convince Priests, Imams, Rabbis and other religious figures to switch their religion and spread it.
M.U.R. International is the only company in the international market offering this unique service nowadays. Our experience and professionalism in the religion-business insure that within 20-30 years{*} of the invention of the new religion, most of your nation's citizens will believe in it, worshipping its special God (or Gods).
{*}That's not a mistake. It takes at least 20 years to get a religion popular in a region it wasn't known in before. It's a long process, but this is exactly our specialization. Eventually, the religion conversion will succeed.
Sample Religion
The Christian minority in Bigtopia (fake name, we maintain 100% secrecy on all our customers), a Buddhist country, has recently increased to an all time high, threatening the governing Socialist Buddhist Party.
Prime minister R. T. Antuan requested our help in creating a new religion based on Buddhism, but with several Christian rituals, to decrease the amount of citizens objecting to change their religion.
We have hired around a hundred Theologians, Buddhist Monks, Christian Priests and Bigtopian Philosophers to create a new religion fitting the Bigtopian Government's needs. The team has worked for over two years, creating the Church of Buddha Bigtopius.
Buddha Bigtopius (also known as BB) is the name of a made up character we have invented. His bibliography, Bigtopius, a book we have written, tells he was born to a poor family in Central Bigtopia. Soon after celebrating his 5th birthday, his parents sent him to a Christian Monastery in his home town, where he was immediately considered a genius.
When he was 7 he was sent to the famous George Monastery in the Bigtopian Capital, where he continued his theological studies. The small child kept growing and became a man. Soon after celebrating his 16th birthday he has encountered his first epiphany. He left the monastery and moved to the small port town of Maxtopius, where he developed the new religion.
Nowadays, 85% of the Bigtopian population is BBian. Over 10,000 churches were built, and the Buddha Bigtopius Religious Conservative Party has over 70% of the seats in parliament. The new religion, which was the Bigtopian government's last opportunity to stay in power, is a great success.
To register to our services, please fill the following form:{**}
Please note: the new religion will be made according to your answers in this form. Please fill it carefully - once a religion is created there is no way back.
{**} We may refuse your request.
Please send your answers to 708143 Eee-que, Sophisticism.
Once receiving your answers, we will send you a letter with general info about the new religion and how much we will charge for our service. Once we get your confirmation to our answer, we will send you more specific info regarding the religion and start in the religion conversion process (as stated above).