Barbarians selling slaves

[Ploomipuusuudme]

The seafaring barbarians of Plooimpuusuudme have been pillaging the coasts of failed states and small countries which don't prioritise defence spending for human plunder, they are advertising slaves for the following prices.
Prices
Untrained child slaves-
20.00 and 1/2 iron rings
Field slaves (excluding skilled)-
50.00 and 1/2 iron rings
Industrial workers (excluding skilled)-
1,027 iron rings
House slaves (excluding skilled)
1,127 iron rings
Skilled workers-
2,506 and 1/4 iron rings
Educated slaves-
3,205 iron rings

[Neonian Technocracy]

I want all they have to make experiments

[Urine Town]

I would like to purchase 50 skilled workers and 300 field slaves for the sake of finding water, after our previous expedition to the Amazon failed. It too dried up, and primarily consisted of urine as well. My advisors, the Urine Good Company staff will do the dirty work of converting our Coins to Iron Rings

[Southeast Marajarbia]

Marajarbia officially condemns the sale of enslaved human beings.

[Ploomipuusuudme]

I would like to purchase 50 skilled workers and 300 field slaves for the sake of finding water, after our previous expedition to the Amazon failed. It too dried up, and primarily consisted of urine as well. My advisors, the Urine Good Company staff will do the dirty work of converting our Coins to Iron Rings

"Grateful, your order
276,350 Iron Rings.
Will be delivered when Company pay."

Marajarbia officially condemns the sale of enslaved human beings.

'at least me nation no allow stalk women, "bar bar" man protect wife, "bar bar" man better you."

[Bigpipstan]

From: Emperor Bigpip
To: leader of Plooimpuusuudme
"With respect. Do you accept other payment then iron rings? Our people are having a shortage of steel and iron."

[Floofybit]

Floofybit will gladly take 1000 of each off your hands

[Juansonia]

The seafaring barbarians of Plooimpuusuudme have been pillaging the coasts of failed states and small countries which don't prioritise defence spending for human plunder.

The Armed Republic of Juansonia officially condemns the enslavement of all sapient persons.

Ploomipuusuudme, and any slaver entities identified by their purchases from the same, will be listed as hostile to Juansonian interests, and they will be subject to sanctions and embargoes.

Trade restrictions can be lifted upon confirmation that slavery is not practiced within the restricted entity beyond the extent necessary to free enslaved persons.

OOC: Juansonia is, due to weird shit involving how the Multiverse works, effectively unable to directly invade anything beyond its own universe. The inverse is true as well.

[Alris]

Alris will happily take 300 skilled workers and 58 educated slaves(totally not freeing them)

[German-Eurpean Union]

We would like to take 23.000 female housig slaves

[Ploomipuusuudme]

We would like to take 23.000 female housig slaves

“Ploomipuusuudme canno take re-quest,
Northumbria scary, rain missiles down, kill man who sell slave love owner.”

[Barredo]

Gongus

[Jilia]

we would like 500k industrial workers,

we're willing to pay you anything, I have abundant of resources on Mars so you can have like 20% if you want.

[Soviet Kem]

We the people of Soviet Kem will take 1,000 educated and skilled slaves from you, we will possibly be freeing them.

[German-Eurpean Union]

We would like to take 23.000 female housig slaves

“Ploomipuusuudme canno take re-quest,
Northumbria scary, rain missiles down, kill man who sell slave love owner.”

uhm i think you misunderstood something the slaves are used for the child and elderly care buisness

[Maurnindaia]

The real question though, why do the barbarians have slaves?
Pretty uncool of those barbarians, ngl

[Juansonia]

We the people of Soviet Kem will take 1,000 educated and skilled slaves from you, we will possibly be freeing them.

The seller in question has only fulfilled one request, and has denied one due to fear of bombardment.

If you retract your offer or clarify that you are buying them to free them, Juansonia will not subject you to embargo until other proof of slavery is found.

[Floofybit]

We would like to take 23.000 female housig slaves

“Ploomipuusuudme canno take re-quest,
Northumbria scary, rain missiles down, kill man who sell slave love owner.”

Have ours arrived yet? We can use portals if you want to send them faster

[Soviet Kem]

We the people of Soviet Kem will take 1,000 educated and skilled slaves from you, we will possibly be freeing them.

The seller in question has only fulfilled one request, and has denied one due to fear of bombardment.

If you retract your offer or clarify that you are buying them to free them, Juansonia will not subject you to embargo until other proof of slavery is found.

Of course we will be freeing them, we are not uncivilized.

[Neonian Technocracy]

WHEN MY NEW SUBJECTS FOR ABOMINATIONS WILL COME? I HAVE ALREADY PAID!

[Neonian Technocracy]

The seafaring barbarians of Plooimpuusuudme have been pillaging the coasts of failed states and small countries which don't prioritise defence spending for human plunder.

The Armed Republic of Juansonia officially condemns the enslavement of all sapient persons.

Ploomipuusuudme, and any slaver entities identified by their purchases from the same, will be listed as hostile to Juansonian interests, and they will be subject to sanctions and embargoes.

Trade restrictions can be lifted upon confirmation that slavery is not practiced within the restricted entity beyond the extent necessary to free enslaved persons.

OOC: Juansonia is, due to weird shit involving how the Multiverse works, effectively unable to directly invade anything beyond its own universe. The inverse is true as well.

that means I can't invade you? oh no.

[The Grand Fifth Imperium]

To whom it may concern,

The North American Empire officially condemns the slave trade and the fact that apparently summer has come early. The Imperial Ministry of External (i.e. foreign) Affairs (MEA) hereby offers Ploomipoo—? 1,250,000 tons of crude steel (or an equivalent amount of unprocessed medium to high grade iron ore, depending on said nation's preference) if they free the slaves within their possession, and sufficient amounts of corn to reimburse the food used to feed said slaves. If this offer is accepted, the crude steel or unprocessed ore is to be delivered in regular quarterly shipments over the next 5 years following the agreement, and the grain to be delivered in monthly shipments from the beginning of the fourth quarter of this year, to the fourth quarter of the year following.

If however, Ploomipou—? refuses this offer, the MEA will officially send you a strongly worded letter and leaves S.E. Marajarbia to deal with you. (Unless the ULIBOR gets involved, in which case the North American Empire is bound by treaty to intervene.)

Signed,
Silvya Cratchet, Minister of External Affairs

[Juansonia]

The Armed Republic of Juansonia officially condemns the enslavement of all sapient persons.

Ploomipuusuudme, and any slaver entities identified by their purchases from the same, will be listed as hostile to Juansonian interests, and they will be subject to sanctions and embargoes.

Trade restrictions can be lifted upon confirmation that slavery is not practiced within the restricted entity beyond the extent necessary to free enslaved persons.

OOC: Juansonia is, due to weird shit involving how the Multiverse works, effectively unable to directly invade anything beyond its own universe. The inverse is true as well.

that means I can't invade you? oh no.

OOC: You could, if you could covertly send your entire ORBAT in thoroughly-searched cubes that are 10 metres by 10 by 10. Not that I'd OOCly consent to it, or that trade embargoes would ICly justify the massive costs of such an operation.

[Ploomipuusuudme]

“Ploomipuusuudme canno take re-quest,
Northumbria scary, rain missiles down, kill man who sell slave love owner.”

uhm i think you misunderstood something the slaves are used for the child and elderly care buisness

“We accept,
they will delivered when pay.”

[Wallowis]

Wallowis has immediately implemented a full-force embargo on the slavers, condemning their actions, and announces that they will channel funds to any nations that will attempt to free the slaves via force so long as they swear to minimize civilian casualties as much as humanly possible while doing so.