From the all round military durability of the Goliathon 83 which can dissolve 7/9ths of an African Elephant in 10 earth seconds to the elegantly futuristic style of the F.M.O.M. Wave Disrupter Gun that issues a conical emission of inverted aether particles, capable of warping and collapsing the very fabric of space (and thereby disintegrating the target subject), these Rayguns are sure to meet the requirements of any aspiring adventurer or explorer.
Each of these Rayguns will retail at US $690.00 (+ tax) / NZ $1165.00 (incl GST) and will be available for sale starting now.
These weapons are but a start to a continuing series of wave weapons, ingenius contraptions and objects of art which will be revealed in due course.
Keep your eyes and spies alert for a sampling of these devices in the form of 'Doctor Grordbort's Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory', a catalogue and illustrated journal due to be published in short order.
Goliathon 83 Handgun Edition
We Present the latest miniaturised Raygun from Dr. Grordbort's line, the Goliathon 83 - miniature version.
Once again, Dr. Grordbort's dextrous atomic manipulations have allowed the miniaturisation of a full sized Aether Oscillator, the feared and quite hefty, Goliathon 83.
At one quarter of its original scale, this finely detailed piece captures all the elaborate detail of its full scale counterpart and like those larger guns, will be made in metal, rather then biosteel™
Presenting the most audacious gun yet in our line of advanced wave oscillators, Lord Cockswain's weapon of choice - The Unnatural Selector. The Raygun to end all Rayguns, this full size ray Blunderbuss, The Unnatural Selector is designed to disintegrate not only large game like African Bull Elephant's or the Ghargunthi Collossopods, but whole herds of them in one fell sweep.
Since the dawn of time, Man has gazed wearily with fear and contempt into the cosmos. One luminescent beacon in particular has looked back, chiding and heckling us like a giant white space jerk, the Moon.
Now, thanks to the ingenious contrivers at Goliathon, we have at our disposal a means of heckling back and then some! This imperious metal behemoth will make a superb centre-piece to any laboratory or lounge and allow you to begin a well rounded bombardment of any Moon habitation you fancy, all from a comfy chair.
By Jingos those socially inept boffins have done it! The Victorious Mongoose is a marvel of modern miniaturisation and is the world's first concealable ray pistol.
The Victorious Mongoose operates on the extremely sophisticated scientific principals pioneered in Dr. Grordbort's full size weapons; Aether Oscillation, Atomic Vibratulation, high pitch whining noises, all these techniques were used, and more.
But, despite its humble proportion, the pistol packs quite a whollop. Able to project a conical emission for up to seventeen yards, the Victorious Mongoose will obliterate four pounds of Budgerigars in three fascinating seconds.
Easily concealed, the Victorious Mongoose may be hidden in a pocket or up the jacksey. Tremendous!
Allowing the discrete gentleman or woman to secret a powerful wave weapon on their person, the Victorious Mongoose is the perfect foil should a pick pocket, pirate or pauper catch you on the unawares. Return them to their constituent molecules!
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