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Tauwerk Water Gun Foundries (Toy Water Gun, Open)

Postby Teressien » Tue Jun 21, 2022 3:11 am

Welcome to the official storefront of Tauwerk Water Gun Foundries!



About Us


The Tauwerk Water Gun Foundries, officially the Tauwerk Wasserspritzpistolenfabrik und -gießerei GmbH, is a medium-sized manufacturer of water guns, water pistols and other toys of that caliber.
Born from the desire of our founder, Mistress Isa Kardeel, to supply her children with quality water guns to play with, the Tauwerk Water Gun Foundries soon excelled at producing hand-wielded water squirters of small size, soon starting to manufacture bigger and better fun machines and way to deliver H2O-payloads to unsuspecting victims (including Mistress Kardeel).
To this day, as in 1999 or in 2003, the aim of Tauwerk Water Gun Foundries is the same: To provide quality water toys and accessories for a fun time, and supplying those in need of a fun time with the means to do so, while also doing a bit of charity work. It is the firm belief of Tauwerk Water Gun Foundries, that children and adults alike have the right for a fun play time, and Tauwerk Water Gun Foundries prides itself with supplying the toys for that play time.
While Tauwerk Water Gun Foundries is neither the largest company of the Principality nor the one of the highest renown, we are one of the largest toy manufacturers of the country and market leader in Aranna for water guns – and, soon, far further then the small continent we call home.

Tauwerk Water Gun Foundries is owned by the founders, Mistress Isa Kardeel and Mistress Birkhild Zeiser. As a GmbH, the company does not give out stocks or shares.
Of our yearly revenue, we donate five percent to good causes in Teressien and Brucalla, mostly to private organizations working with Street Children.

Persons of Contact


The Registered Office: The go-to-address for any- and everything (including orders).
    For the Attention of: Fr. Birkhild Zeiser
    Tauwerk Registered Office
    Backstager Weg 9
    172022 Eschsted
    Principality of Teressien
The Board of Directors:
    For the Attention of: Fr. Isa Kardeel
    Tauwerk Board of Directors
    Backstager Weg 9
    172022 Eschsted
    Principality of Teressien
Tauwerk on WhoTube:
    Official Tauwerk WhoTube Channel.
Tauwerk on PruCh:

Ordering and Distributing


In this part of our page is dedicated to two main purposes: How you, an individual or even an organization, can get in touch with us to buy things you like, and how companies can get in touch with us to talk about partnerships to sell our products in their stores.
But one thing after the other.

First of all, the individual order form:
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[color=#0000CC][u]Tauwerk Ordering Form[/u][/color]
Name of Orderer:
Address of Orderer:
Purchases:
[list][/list]
Preferred method of payment (please tick the applicable one):
[list][ ] Wire Transfer.
[ ] Direct Debit.[/list]
Notes:

Fill this out and send it to us. You will find our catalogue here.

For those of you working for retailers, which want to get in touch with us about selling our products in their stores, the procedure is equally simple: Write us a letter. Specifically, write a letter to the Registered Office, in which you tell us, who you are, why you want our products and what we can expect of a cooperation with you.
Our Board of Directors will check and see, if there would be a possibility, and if yes, we will invite you to Eschsted.

Our Partners


Tauwerk has an extensive network of partners and friends, chiefly among them, of course, the clothes manufacturers Tletla Wool and Cotton Manufactories and Bicíní Industries. Aiding in research and development, especially for the larger devices, is the University of Dorch. We also thank the Hammacker Motorenwerke for their valuable assistance.

General Terms of Business


    - Tauwerk reserves the right to decline every order without giving an explanation.
    - Tauwerk will make the calculations for any purchase.
      + This company's currency, for the ease of communication and general trade is the NationStates Dollar, NSD for short. All calculations will be done using this currency.
      + Tauwerk does NOT accept payment in Cryptocurrency of any kind.
      + We will not check your financial situation, for this is not our responsibility.
      + Tauwerk has taken care to ensure, that our squirt guns look as different as possible from actual firearms without sacrificing the ergonomics and functionality. Should there be accidents with law enforcement or other authorities mistaking our products for actual live firearms, Tauwerk denies any responsibility.
      + Tauwerk explicitly denies any purchaser from a nation engaged in slavery or slave trade at the time of the order any sort of business.
    - All special discounts will be granted by Tauwerk and only by Tauwerk.
    - For individual orderers, Tauwerk will send the product once the payment has been received and confirmed.
    - Tauwerk does not take any warranty for damages to life, limb or property sustained during the usage of our products. Any damages are on you.

    - First of all, less of a rule and more something to make clear: THIS IS NOT AN ARMS SELLER!!! The products are NOT usable in military engagements or law enforcement roles, so don't even try.
    - Second of all, again less of a rule and more something to make clear: This storefront is a bit of a tongue in cheek homage to the super-duper serious arms seller storefronts littering these forums, my own included. If you feel offended, go outside, have a hot beverage of your choice, enjoy the sun and return home. If you still feel offended after that, I can't help you (and, quite frankly, I don't want to).
    - Third of all, still less of a rule and something to make clear: While it is a homage, as mentioned in the above point, it is also a super-duper serious please-insert-frowny-face storefront. ; )
With that cleared up, we can now come to the actual rules:
    - Be polite, people.
    - This storefront is for IC-Communication. While I will tolerate OOC-comments along IC-posts, I ask of you to refrain from purely OOC-post. Comments, compliments, threats, advertisements, anything else – TGs. I am always open to constructive criticism.
    - Be reasonable. I don't care about how rich your character is, if he (or she) orders 15 million water guns, I will say no.
    - Posts made by the account The Selkie have the same validity as posts made by the account Teressien (the latter is the puppet). If Teressien is CTE, which happens often enough, write to The Selkie. If The Selkie is CTE, I'm afraid, that I can't help you.
    - The ordering form is there for a reason. Use it.
    - Speaking of, if a retailer in your nation wants to sell Tauwerk-Products, I (as outlined above) indeed expect a letter. Doesn't have to be novel-length, but something official-looking. Orders by individuals can be done far less formally, the form is sufficient.
    - If you want to use Tauwerk-Products in your RPs, give me a shout – chances are, that I'll join. ; )
    - I reserve the right to add and subtract to these rules as I see fit.
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Catalogue

Postby Teressien » Tue Jun 21, 2022 3:12 am

Welcome to the Catalogue of Tauwerk Water Gun Foundries


Tauwerk boasts an extensive and large catalogue filled with innovative and interesting water guns for all ages and preferences, but also with a number of classics – if you are unsure about which product might be for you, we regularly host water gun fairs, where we not only present our newest products to the public, but also allow interested customers to test and try our products.
But not only the classic squirt gun and its more modern relatives can be seen here, we also have gel guns, accessories and other fun toys on offer – and for appropriate clothing, we recommend our friends at Tletla Wool and Cotton Manufactories and at Bicíní Industries.

But now, without further ado:

Squirt Guns – For a bit of Afternoon Fun



Electric Squirt Guns



Squirt Artillery


    Pom-Pom Water Artillery – Pom-pom-pom-pom-pom.
    Tribok Pneumatic Water Bomb Projector – You never realized, how much fun it is to bombard your friends with water balloons!
    Beutelmaus Recoilless Water Gun – Wanna help Daddy with cleaning the car?

Squirt Naval Artillery


    TW-200 CA Water Blaster – A tank, a gun shaped like a gun turret, it started as a novelty...
    TW-201 DD Water Gun – Everyone starts small.
    TW-202 DD Twin Water Gun – Two barrels, twice the fun!
    TW-203 CL Arm Mounted Water Gun System – Point, spray, watch the watery carnage!
    TW-204 CL Waist Mounted Water Gun System – This is one of those toys, which we recommend only to adults.
    TW-205 CA Triple Water Blaster – When people complain, just gently remind them: It's just water.
    TW-206 CA Waist Mounted Water Gun System – You might consider to never leave your screen.
    TW-207 CA Arm Mounted Twin Water Blaster – A friendly reminder: Ballistics do indeed exist.
    TW-208 BB Waist Mounted Water Gun System – Apparently, you can overdo it. Do you care?

Squirt Tanks – What happens when Engineers are bored.


    Wasserkampfwagen I Tiger (WKW I Tiger) – I fear no evil, for my water gun can spray a load over a hundred metres.
    Wasserkampfwagen II Königstiger (WKW II Königstiger) – The King has arrived.
    Wasserkampfwagen III Grille (WKW III Grille) – Self-Propelled Water Gun. Let that one melt on your tongue.
    Wasserkampfwagen IV Kugelblitz (WKW IV Kugelblitz) – Some people asked, “Why put a Pom-Pom on a WKW?” We answered: “Why not?”
    Wasserkampfwagen V Brummbär (WKW V Brummbär) – Don't get comfortable behind your cover.
    Wasserkampfwagen VI Nashorn (WKW VI Nashorn) – Everything in that general direction will be wet.
    Wasserkampfwagen VII Maultier (WKW VII Maultier) – The possibilities of an hydrogen-powered half-track are limitless.
    Wasserkampfwagen VIII Puma (WKW VIII Puma) – If this thing is road legal in your country, you are lucky.
    Wasserkampfwagen IX Manguste (WKW IX Manguste) – Smol.
(Many thanks to the University of Dorch for their assistance in designing and HMW for assistance in producing these vehicles.)
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Postby South Olpen » Tue Jun 21, 2022 2:29 pm

Tauwerk Ordering Form
Name of Orderer: Symposium of Seasonal Fun
Address of Orderer: Liberty Street 1042, Yetina Island
Purchases:
    2 Wasserkampfwagen I Tiger (WKW I Tiger)
    6 TW-14 Dogge Automatic Water Scattergun
    15 TW-13 Water Machine Gun
    41 TW-4 Squirt Carbine
Preferred method of payment (please tick the applicable one):
    [X] Wire Transfer.
    [ ] Direct Debit.
Notes: Please send half of the order to 432 Old Man Street, Scezonia for the SSF
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Postby Sky Citadel » Tue Jun 21, 2022 2:57 pm

Tauwerk Ordering Form
Name of Orderer: Sky Citadel
Address of Orderer: We might have not set addresses, too busy fighting each other. Which is why we are ordering water guns.
Purchases:
    30x TW-1 Squirt Gun
    10x TW-2 Squirt Revolver
    10x TW-3 Squirt Rifle
    10x TW-4 Squirt Carbine
    10x TW-11 Assault Water Rifle
    10x TW-12 Submachine Water Gun
    10x TW-13 Water Machine Gun
    10x TW-14 Dogge Automatic Water Scattergun
Preferred method of payment (please tick the applicable one):
    [x] Wire Transfer.
    [] Direct Debit.
Notes: Please deliver to a large metal pad on this island. https://imgur.com/a/u8q2vFV Purple is where the pad is.
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Postby Teressien » Tue Jun 21, 2022 4:11 pm

SOUTH OLPEN wrote:Tauwerk Ordering Form
Name of Orderer: Symposium of Seasonal Fun
Address of Orderer: Liberty Street 1042, Yetina Island
Purchases:
    2 Wasserkampfwagen I Tiger (WKW I Tiger)
    6 TW-14 Dogge Automatic Water Scattergun
    15 TW-13 Water Machine Gun
    41 TW-4 Squirt Carbine
Preferred method of payment (please tick the applicable one):
    [X] Wire Transfer.
    [ ] Direct Debit.
Notes: Please send half of the order to 432 Old Man Street, Scezonia for the SSF


To: Symposium of Seasonal Fun, Liberty Street 1042, Yetina Island.


From: Fr. Birkhild Zeiser, Tauwerk Registered Office, Backstager Weg 9, 172022 Eschsted, Principality of Teressien.

Dear Sir and/or Ma'am,
we are happy to announce, that we accepted your order for:
    2 Wasserkampfwagen I Tiger (WKW I Tiger) - 40,000 NSD.
    6 TW-14 Dogge Automatic Water Scattergun - 780 NSD.
    15 TW-13 Water Machine Gun - 2,625 NSD.
    41 TW-4 Squirt Carbine - 1,025 NSD.
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    Total: 44,430 NSD.
The total amounts to 44,430 NSD. As specified by your ordering form, payment will be handled via Wire Transfer and half of the order will be sent to 432 Old Man Street, Scezonia. Please note, that both WKWs will be built within the week and sent on their way, while by the time you read this letter, the water guns are already on their way.

Signed,
Birkhild Zeiser


Sky Citadel wrote:Tauwerk Ordering Form
Name of Orderer: Sky Citadel
Address of Orderer: We might have not set addresses, too busy fighting each other. Which is why we are ordering water guns.
Purchases:
    30x TW-1 Squirt Gun
    10x TW-2 Squirt Revolver
    10x TW-3 Squirt Rifle
    10x TW-4 Squirt Carbine
    10x TW-11 Assault Water Rifle
    10x TW-12 Submachine Water Gun
    10x TW-13 Water Machine Gun
    10x TW-14 Dogge Automatic Water Scattergun
Preferred method of payment (please tick the applicable one):
    [x] Wire Transfer.
    [] Direct Debit.
Notes: Please deliver to a large metal pad on this island. https://imgur.com/a/u8q2vFV Purple is where the pad is.


To: The Orderers from the Sky Citadel.


From: Fr. Birkhild Zeiser, Tauwerk Registered Office, Backstager Weg 9, 172022 Eschsted, Principality of Teressien.

Dear Sir and/or Ma'am,
I am afraid, that we can not and will not accept your order.
For one thing, we need an address to deliver to, not a spot on some map.
For the other, I believe, that you are under the impression, that we produce military arms. We produce toy water guns. Our toys are not usable in any sort of military engagement.
Furthermore, and most importantly, to our understanding your nation practices slavery. As per our General Terms of Business, we can not, will not and never will engage in business relations with any nation practicing slavery.
Please do not contact us again.

Signed,
Birkhild Zeiser

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Postby Mervay » Wed Jun 29, 2022 3:25 pm

Office of the Headmaster of the François Du Pont Academy



To whoever may concern.
Esteemed members of Tauwerk Water Gun Foundries. I send my most sincere apologies for this interesting order that you may recive; The one who is writing this letter is Anthonie Bourdais, headmaster of the François Du Pont Academy.
You may be surprised to hear than an educational institution would be requesting the type of entertaiment equipment you produce, but this is something of an surprise gift for our students as for them to spend their time during this summer, a reward to their hard work so to speak as part of an Academy Constest, our institution wants to ensure our students also spend their youth alongside gaining the knowledges and skills for their future.

I will gladly wait for your response.

With great regards and respect.

Dr. Lorenzo De La Serna
Headmaster of the François Du Pont Academy.


Tauwerk Ordering Form
Name of Orderer: François Du Pont Academy
Address of Orderer: Merchant's Coast Road (M-41/S-05 Highway) 1204, Sugy, Mervay
Purchases:
    20 TW-1 Squirt Gun
    10 TW-3 Squirt Rifle
    10 TW-4 Squirt Carbine
    10 TW-11 Assault Water Rifle
    10 TW-12 Submachine Water Gun
    5 TW-13 Water Machine Gun
    5 TW-14 Dogge Automatic Water Scattergun
    15 TW-17 Water Magnum
    10 TW-18 Water Battle Rifle
    2 TW-200 CA Water Blaster
    2 TW-201 DD Water Gun
Preferred method of payment (please tick the applicable one):
    [X] Wire Transfer.
    [ ] Direct Debit.
Notes:

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Postby Teressien » Fri Jul 01, 2022 8:42 am

Mervay wrote:
Office of the Headmaster of the François Du Pont Academy



To whoever may concern.
Esteemed members of Tauwerk Water Gun Foundries. I send my most sincere apologies for this interesting order that you may recive; The one who is writing this letter is Anthonie Bourdais, headmaster of the François Du Pont Academy.
You may be surprised to hear than an educational institution would be requesting the type of entertaiment equipment you produce, but this is something of an surprise gift for our students as for them to spend their time during this summer, a reward to their hard work so to speak as part of an Academy Constest, our institution wants to ensure our students also spend their youth alongside gaining the knowledges and skills for their future.

I will gladly wait for your response.

With great regards and respect.

Dr. Lorenzo De La Serna
Headmaster of the François Du Pont Academy.


Tauwerk Ordering Form
Name of Orderer: François Du Pont Academy
Address of Orderer: Merchant's Coast Road (M-41/S-05 Highway) 1204, Sugy, Mervay
Purchases:
    20 TW-1 Squirt Gun
    10 TW-3 Squirt Rifle
    10 TW-4 Squirt Carbine
    10 TW-11 Assault Water Rifle
    10 TW-12 Submachine Water Gun
    5 TW-13 Water Machine Gun
    5 TW-14 Dogge Automatic Water Scattergun
    15 TW-17 Water Magnum
    10 TW-18 Water Battle Rifle
    2 TW-200 CA Water Blaster
    2 TW-201 DD Water Gun
Preferred method of payment (please tick the applicable one):
    [X] Wire Transfer.
    [ ] Direct Debit.
Notes:


To: Dr. Lorenzo De La Serna, François Du Pont Academy, Merchant's Coast Road (M-41/S-05 Highway) 1204, Sugy, Mervay.


From: Fr. Birkhild Zeiser, Tauwerk Registered Office, Backstager Weg 9, 172022 Eschsted, Principality of Teressien.

Dear Headmaster,
we are happy to announce, that we accepted your order for quite awesome prices for your students:
    20 TW-1 Squirt Gun: 40 NSD.
    10 TW-3 Squirt Rifle: 250 NSD.
    10 TW-4 Squirt Carbine: 250 NSD.
    10 TW-11 Assault Water Rifle: 1,250 NSD.
    10 TW-12 Submachine Water Gun: 800 NSD.
    5 TW-13 Water Machine Gun: 875 NSD.
    5 TW-14 Dogge Automatic Water Scattergun: 650 NSD.
    2 TW-200 CA Water Blaster: 360 NSD.
    2 TW-201 DD Water Gun: 350 NSD.
    --------------
    Total: 4,825 NSD.
Sadly, we are currently still implementing the TW-17 Water Magnum and the TW-18 Water Battle Rifle. Adapting the original tinkering to mass production is not as easy as it sounds. We will inform you once they are available, if you are interested.

The total amounts to 4,825 NSD. As specified by your ordering form, payment will be handled via Wire Transfer.

Signed,
Birkhild Zeiser


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