Water for sale!

by **New Treyland** » Tue Jun 07, 2022 11:09 am

I'll take 20,000 gallons. Planning to make a whole bunch of waffles later. I'll need to make a lot of batter.

by **Transapol** » Tue Jun 07, 2022 12:29 pm

Vilar dos Teles wrote:
Transapol wrote:Water at a bargain price! So cheap we shall pay you to purchase our water! Drink it! Eat it! Make something with it! Drop it on your head for no reason! The possibilities are endless

Hmm I want 8000 gallons of water when I'm a new nation do you have a discount?

Sir, this is not in gallons. It is in Litres. Please edit your message with a litre translation. NOTE: you can keep the gallons, however, you should add a lite translation as well

by **Transapol** » Tue Jun 07, 2022 2:34 pm

New Treyland wrote:I'll take 20,000 gallons. Planning to make a whole bunch of waffles later. I'll need to make a lot of batter.

Please do that in litres, sir

by **Australian rePublic** » Wed Jun 08, 2022 5:28 am

We'll take 200,000 GL of potable fresh water, please

by **Transapol** » Thu Jun 09, 2022 1:09 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:We'll take 200,000 GL of potable fresh water, please

Alright, sir. I can add a :hug:

function to that water if you like

rgv#141f^(&&*%*(&**&880&78( :rofl:

Unified Points

by **New Treyland** » Thu Jun 09, 2022 3:30 pm

Transapol wrote:
New Treyland wrote:I'll take 20,000 gallons. Planning to make a whole bunch of waffles later. I'll need to make a lot of batter.

Please do that in litres, sir

OK, then 80,000 liters.

by **Chan Island** » Thu Jun 09, 2022 3:36 pm

As pirates, we are tempted to steal some of this water, but on the other hand we are also already sailing on it so it'd be a waste of time.

The most morally complex conundrum ever presented to a Chan Islander.

by **Transapol** » Fri Jun 10, 2022 2:40 pm

New Treyland wrote:
Transapol wrote:Please do that in litres, sir

OK, then 80,000 liters.

Here are your 8 million unified points

and replying to this post:

Chan Island wrote:As pirates, we are tempted to steal some of this water, but on the other hand we are also already sailing on it so it'd be a waste of time.

The most morally complex conundrum ever presented to a Chan Islander.

Sir, you are speaking to a nation comprised of almost anarchic territories. The leaders of said territories have a lot of knowledge about stealing things mainly wealth unless you do not count the "Unaffected areas" and the un-corrupt areas

by **Countesia** » Fri Jun 10, 2022 4:57 pm

Can i get a glass of water bro my throat is kind of sore

by **Transapol** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 5:23 am

Countesia wrote:Can i get a glass of water bro my throat is kind of sore

Enjoy this f1039jf0scq1wr1~#21##414d litre bottle of water

by **Thethen** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 5:26 am

“How dare you monopolize a human necessity for your own benefit? We will not be making alliances with you in the future,” Redeth Colon remarks.

by **Countesia** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 7:03 am

Transapol wrote:
Countesia wrote:Can i get a glass of water bro my throat is kind of sore

Enjoy this f1039jf0scq1wr1~#21##414d litre bottle of water

*sip* thanks friend

by **Transapol** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 1:31 pm

Thethen wrote:“How dare you monopolize a human necessity for your own benefit? We will not be making alliances with you in the future,” Redeth Colon remarks.

Sir or Ma'am, you do realize we pay YOU money to purchase our water

by **Socialist Ancomistan** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 1:34 pm

I'll take 500 gallons of saltwater so I can water my plants with it. Hopefully they'll survive :eyebrow:

by **Transapol** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 1:40 pm

Socialist Ancomistan wrote:I'll take 500 gallons of saltwater so I can water my plants with it. Hopefully they'll survive

A dear water trader questions what that amount of gallons is in litres. The Transpolese trading machine comes out with this

## ERROR 404 ##

CANNOT TRANSLATE GALLONS INTO LITRES

~~]12j-43rj-13-rj13-rj13rjh13r1-jk~~

PLEASE PROVIDE A TRANSLATION!

by **Kahekordne Union of Spib** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 1:47 pm

Give me the max integer limit amount of water
so about 2147483647 kiloliters of water its too make France become a sea

by **Kahekordne Union of Spib** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 1:49 pm

There is no reasoning behind it I just want a sea between the UK and Malta

by **Independent Cossack Ukraine** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 1:54 pm

We will take 10,000 Liters for use by frontline troops for drinking and cooking.

by **Transapol** » Sun Jun 12, 2022 3:01 pm

You can both have those amounts of water. We shall ship your cake and money over to you soon

by **Transapol** » Wed Jun 15, 2022 2:48 pm

Finally this post is dying off

by **United Engiresco** » Wed Jun 15, 2022 2:52 pm

The Combined Kingdoms would like 45,000,000 litres for the reconstruction and rebuilding of our colonies.

by **Transapol** » Wed Jun 15, 2022 3:09 pm

United Engiresco wrote:The Combined Kingdoms would like 45,000,000 litres for the reconstruction and rebuilding of our colonies.

Enjoy sir!

With your money we shall purchase Peanuts that we shall burn

by **Rick Perry** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 7:17 am

We need more water, 100,000,000 (100 million) gallons to be exact.

by **M-101** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 7:31 am

We need more information regarding the water you are trying to sell. Is there anything inside the water that makes it different from any kind of water?

by **Transapol** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:29 pm

Rick Perry wrote:We need more water, 100,000,000 (100 million) gallons to be exact.

My ultimate gamer device broke down while reading that. Please translate it into litres please

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