Rick Perry is selling slaves! (Sold out)

[Rick Perry]

We have slaves!
uneducated slaves
Children:
Male age 2-14 100 NSD each
Female age 1-13 50 NSD each
Adults
Male age 15+ Price 20 NSD each
Female age 14+ 10 NSD each

Educated slaves

Children
Male age 2-14 50 NSD each
Female age 1-13 25 NSD each
Adults
Male age 15+ 500 NSD each
Female age14+ 250 NSD each.

Code: Select all

Buyer:
Full nation name:
Number of slaves:
Educated or uneducated:
Adult or Child:
Notes:


[Vavlar]

How many uneducated slaves are there?

[Floofybit]

Why are educated children less expensive than uneducated, and why are uneducated adults cheaper than kids?

(Also, I'm not buying, I condemn your evil practices

[Rick Perry]

How many uneducated slaves are there?

20,000 of each. The max is 50 for each nation.

[Romanic Imperium]

You will stop when I defeat you

[Rick Perry]

Why are educated children less expensive than uneducated, and why are uneducated adults cheaper than kids?

(Also, I'm not buying, I condemn your evil practices

Because it is a better deal.

[Rick Perry]

You will stop when I defeat you

You may try

[Vavlar]

How many uneducated slaves are there?

20,000 of each. The max is 50 for each nation.

Then I'll buy 50 uneducated slaves (adults)

[Rick Perry]

20,000 of each. The max is 50 for each nation.

Then I'll buy 50 uneducated slaves (adults)

Sold! 5,000 NSD.

[Vavlar]

Then I'll buy 50 uneducated slaves (adults)

Sold! 5,000 NSD.

Ok!

[Aredita]

This is an official message from

April 27, 2022

The Constitutional Monarchy of Aredita

Incurva, Territory of Alexander

The Ministry Of Foreign Affairs

The Constitutional Monarchy of Aredita hereby condemns your actions.

Statement from the Prime Minister and Areditan Parliament
This is an illegal and immoral act against basic human rights. We will now cut all forms of economic trade and ban travel to and from your nation. Additionally, Rick Perry and all other nations that "purchase" these people will be held totally accountable and will face the full punishment of Areditan law. We are hereby declaring Rick Perry and all other involved nations terrorist organizations, and, if needed, militant action will be taken against them.

Parliament will soon hold a vote on the next course of action. If you wish to avoid this, dissolve of your illegal market immediately.

You are hereby ordered, in the name of morality and all things just, to surrender your captured enslaved.


Signed,

Abrum Alexander
Prime Minister

Martha Mengwig
Head Chair of Parliament

Charles Jeffrey
Chief General

[VPARDR]

(Image)

This is an official message from

April 27, 2022

The Constitutional Monarchy of Aredita

Incurva, Territory of Alexander

The Ministry Of Foreign Affairs

The Constitutional Monarchy of Aredita hereby condemns your actions.

Statement from the Prime Minister and Areditan Parliament
This is an illegal and immoral act against basic human rights. We will now cut all forms of economic trade and ban travel to and from your nation. Additionally, Rick Perry and all other nations that "purchase" these people will be held totally accountable and will face the full punishment of Areditan law. We are hereby declaring Rick Perry and all other involved nations terrorist organizations, and, if needed, militant action will be taken against them.

Parliament will soon hold a vote on the next course of action. If you wish to avoid this, dissolve of your illegal market immediately.

You are hereby ordered, in the name of morality and all things just, to surrender your captured enslaved.


Signed,

Abrum Alexander
Prime Minister

Martha Mengwig
Head Chair of Parliament

Charles Jeffrey
Chief General

But how about the ones that buy slaves and free them?

[Westmonkwick]

Buyer: the All Slaver Travelling Circus
Full nation name: the ringmaster is a citizen of the Republic of
Westmonkwick
Number of slaves: five (the children), one uneducated femboy (over 18), one woman over eighteen , (preferably with a mannish hairstyle and build, with a beard), one uneducated female dwarf over 18.
Educated or uneducated: the children must be capable of learning to be acrobats
Adult or Child:
Notes: see above.

[GreatOceania]

God damn my pockets are gonna be full of pocket change everytime a slave thread opens up

[Soveiniesberg]

Official message from The Government of Soveiniesberg

"Why. Why, why must nations indulge in SELLING PEOPLE, THEY'RE PEOPLE! WHY ARE YOU SELLING THEM!? THIS MAKES NO SENSE! I QUIT, I QUI-"

From an unnamed person in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

[PAVLRT]

A band of 800 troops are to be sent with a plan to kill as many slaves as possible in the name of emancipation, as it is known they will not be freed from Rick Perrian rule. Under the guise of night, squadrons of 5 soldiers each move into barracks where slaves are, putting silencers on their guns and firing at as many slaves as possible when they arrive and breach the base.

[Goldgamia]

"The actions of The Authoritarian Autocracy of Rick Perry are completely disgusting, and the Technocratic Kingdom of Goldgamia will apply a complete sanction unless the slaves are freed. As well as this, any private slave buyers in Goldgamia will be charged to the highest extent of Goldgamian law, unless they can prove that they are doing it to free the slaves."

-King Baran I

[Aredita]

~~SNIP~~

But how about the ones that buy slaves and free them?

Statement from an Areditan Spokesperson
Unless you have received official clearance and provided proof to the Areditan Government that you are freeing the "purchased" enslaved, then you will be treated as aforementioned.

[PAVLRT]

But how about the ones that buy slaves and free them?

Statement from an Areditan Spokesperson
Unless you have received official clearance and provided proof to the Areditan Government that you are freeing the "purchased" enslaved, then you will be treated as aforementioned.

Anyway, we need some help for a raid on Rick Perrian bases that contain these slaves and where to find them.

[Aredita]

Statement from an Areditan Spokesperson
Unless you have received official clearance and provided proof to the Areditan Government that you are freeing the "purchased" enslaved, then you will be treated as aforementioned.

Anyway, we need some help for a raid on Rick Perrian bases that contain these slaves and where to find them.

Statement from Chief General
We will not discuss plans of war on an insecure line, where our enemy will be able to see such plans. Please send a telegram to our Government Offices for further responses.

[Sayer Lodge]

Buyer: Grandmaster Cerberus XI’s Personal Slave Unit
Full nation name: The Sayer Lodge Foundation (OOC: The Disputed territories of Sayer Lodge)
Number of slaves: 1000 (If allowed, if not max amount)
Educated or uneducated: Uneducated
Adult or Child: Half and Half
Notes: Please Contact Ultima Corporation for Transport

[Rick Perry]

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This is an official message from

April 27, 2022

The Constitutional Monarchy of Aredita

Incurva, Territory of Alexander

The Ministry Of Foreign Affairs

The Constitutional Monarchy of Aredita hereby condemns your actions.

Statement from the Prime Minister and Areditan Parliament
This is an illegal and immoral act against basic human rights. We will now cut all forms of economic trade and ban travel to and from your nation. Additionally, Rick Perry and all other nations that "purchase" these people will be held totally accountable and will face the full punishment of Areditan law. We are hereby declaring Rick Perry and all other involved nations terrorist organizations, and, if needed, militant action will be taken against them.

Parliament will soon hold a vote on the next course of action. If you wish to avoid this, dissolve of your illegal market immediately.

You are hereby ordered, in the name of morality and all things just, to surrender your captured enslaved.


Signed,

Abrum Alexander
Prime Minister

Martha Mengwig
Head Chair of Parliament

Charles Jeffrey
Chief General

"We don't care what you condemn, we have a law that says anyone in Rick Perry can sell slaves."
Dominick Norris Autocrat of Rick Perry.

[Rick Perry]

Buyer: the All Slaver Travelling Circus
Full nation name: the ringmaster is a citizen of the Republic of
Westmonkwick
Number of slaves: five (the children), one uneducated femboy (over 18), one woman over eighteen , (preferably with a mannish hairstyle and build, with a beard), one uneducated female dwarf over 18.
Educated or uneducated: the children must be capable of learning to be acrobats
Adult or Child:
Notes: see above.

Unfortunately we don't femboys are banned from Rick Perry (don't ask why) nor anything else you asked for.

[Soveiniesberg]

Buyer: the All Slaver Travelling Circus
Full nation name: the ringmaster is a citizen of the Republic of
Westmonkwick
Number of slaves: five (the children), one uneducated femboy (over 18), one woman over eighteen , (preferably with a mannish hairstyle and build, with a beard), one uneducated female dwarf over 18.
Educated or uneducated: the children must be capable of learning to be acrobats
Adult or Child:
Notes: see above.

Unfortunately we don't femboys are banned from Rick Perry (don't ask why) nor anything else you asked for.

OOC: wait what, WHY are femboys banned!?

[Rick Perry]

A band of 800 troops are to be sent with a plan to kill as many slaves as possible in the name of emancipation, as it is known they will not be freed from Rick Perrian rule. Under the guise of night, squadrons of 5 soldiers each move into barracks where slaves are, putting silencers on their guns and firing at as many slaves as possible when they arrive and breach the base.

well your in luck