NATION

PASSWORD

SLAVES FOR SALE! DON'T MISS OUT!

A meeting place where national storefronts can tout their wares and discuss trade. [In character]

Advertisement

Remove ads

User avatar
Westmonkwick
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 364
Founded: Feb 10, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Westmonkwick » Wed Apr 27, 2022 2:08 pm

“We’d like a stupid lazy albino adult for our Circus.”
A city-state loosely based on the City of Westminster.
News:
Westmonkwick Lord-Chancellor to be married in Westmonkwick Cathedral.

User avatar
SynthethiCorp
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Apr 26, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby SynthethiCorp » Wed Apr 27, 2022 2:32 pm

Little do they know, some guards start to feel ill or a bit sick. They don't know why, and some guards should be sent to bed.

(OOC: If you want to know, it was a bunch of modified amoeba that was dropped over the Slaver's lands, and is infecting guards)

User avatar
Shimen Rhyaland
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Apr 27, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Shimen Rhyaland » Wed Apr 27, 2022 3:52 pm

Vavlar wrote:More Vavlarian ships would arrive in number of 15, asking for permission to dock and a request for 230,000 more slaves is sent.

The request is accepted, but instead of giving slaves, they get chaise lounges made of brick to mock them.
Glevenschester wrote:In adherence to their contract, Khan Defence Solutions sends 150 men to stop the slave sale.

The men are tricked into invading Ukraine instead of us.
Westmonkwick wrote:“We’d like a stupid lazy albino adult for our Circus.”

SOLD!
SynthethiCorp wrote:Little do they know, some guards start to feel ill or a bit sick. They don't know why, and some guards should be sent to bed.

(OOC: If you want to know, it was a bunch of modified amoeba that was dropped over the Slaver's lands, and is infecting guards)

The area with the amoeba is nuked, and everyone and everything infected is killed or destroyed. Not so much.

User avatar
Nationalist Northumbria
Senator
 
Posts: 3558
Founded: Apr 27, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Wed Apr 27, 2022 3:57 pm

Shimen Rhyaland wrote:
Glevenschester wrote:In adherence to their contract, Khan Defence Solutions sends 150 men to stop the slave sale.

The men are tricked into invading Ukraine instead of us.

Alvin Ashleigh condemns the Khan Defence Solutions invasion of Ukraine.

Being in the process of finishing Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid's second season, he will buy all the anime maids.
Republic of Northumbria
Bede kinnie — Catgirl appreciator

"The amazing thing is that Tony Blair being shot in the head after running a barricade for inexplicable reasons is one of the most plausible episodes in this RP,
which comes across as House of Cards by the writers of Mr. Bean."

User avatar
Vavlar
Envoy
 
Posts: 329
Founded: Jan 11, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Vavlar » Wed Apr 27, 2022 4:56 pm

Shimen Rhyaland wrote:
Vavlar wrote:More Vavlarian ships would arrive in number of 15, asking for permission to dock and a request for 230,000 more slaves is sent.

The request is accepted, but instead of giving slaves, they get chaise lounges made of brick to mock them.
Glevenschester wrote:In adherence to their contract, Khan Defence Solutions sends 150 men to stop the slave sale.

The men are tricked into invading Ukraine instead of us.
Westmonkwick wrote:“We’d like a stupid lazy albino adult for our Circus.”

SOLD!
SynthethiCorp wrote:Little do they know, some guards start to feel ill or a bit sick. They don't know why, and some guards should be sent to bed.

(OOC: If you want to know, it was a bunch of modified amoeba that was dropped over the Slaver's lands, and is infecting guards)

The area with the amoeba is nuked, and everyone and everything infected is killed or destroyed. Not so much.

Hey, where is my slaves >:C
Instead a new request for 200,000 is sent.

User avatar
SynthethiCorp
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Apr 26, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby SynthethiCorp » Wed Apr 27, 2022 4:58 pm

Shimen Rhyaland wrote:
Vavlar wrote:More Vavlarian ships would arrive in number of 15, asking for permission to dock and a request for 230,000 more slaves is sent.

The request is accepted, but instead of giving slaves, they get chaise lounges made of brick to mock them.
Glevenschester wrote:In adherence to their contract, Khan Defence Solutions sends 150 men to stop the slave sale.

The men are tricked into invading Ukraine instead of us.
Westmonkwick wrote:“We’d like a stupid lazy albino adult for our Circus.”

SOLD!
SynthethiCorp wrote:Little do they know, some guards start to feel ill or a bit sick. They don't know why, and some guards should be sent to bed.

(OOC: If you want to know, it was a bunch of modified amoeba that was dropped over the Slaver's lands, and is infecting guards)

The area with the amoeba is nuked, and everyone and everything infected is killed or destroyed. Not so much.

Wait, that makes no sense that you somehow know where the area of the infection is, and OOC means out of context.

User avatar
Sauros
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 159
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Sauros » Wed Apr 27, 2022 5:08 pm

OOC: Really hoping this thread is against site rules...
DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST UNION OF SAUROS
_______________________________________________
Capital: Walkeri
Executive Leader / H.O.S: Allan R. Challenger
Population (Canon): 1.25 Billion
Scientifically- & technologically-advanced left-wing nation, with a pristine environment that just so happens to have dinosaurs (along with other associated prehistoric creatures).
_______________________________________________
Factbooks

User avatar
Rick Perry
Diplomat
 
Posts: 848
Founded: Sep 24, 2021
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Rick Perry » Wed Apr 27, 2022 5:12 pm

Sauros wrote:OOC: Really hoping this thread is against site rules...

It isn't. Why are these people against role play?
I do not support the the idea of people opposed of guns, guns do not kill people, people kill people.
I don't support Ukraine, I don't support the US, US, or EU, I support incident lives ending in cross fire while politicians find it amusing to talk about.
I do not support BLM I do not support abortion I do not support climate change. If you have a problem with this then telegram me, I'll give you a pony then I'll push off a building.

People with a vax gets covid, nobody cares. People without vax get covid, they act like you did something wrong.

Hey No vax and Don't got covid.

User avatar
Conexus
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 22
Founded: Sep 22, 2012
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Conexus » Wed Apr 27, 2022 6:12 pm

Shimen Rhyaland wrote:The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:

  • "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
  • Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
  • "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
  • Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.

Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.

A huge submarine surfaces with a giant mechanical gloved hand holding a comically humongous megaphone.

“The oligarchs back home are willing to pay upfront for 1 million Smarter “lazy” slaves to work as interns! Plus paying extra for insurance and security if you’re offering those options as well!”

“Look up!”

You look up to see a massive fleet of helicopters and cargo planes circling above.

“They got crates of gold just waiting to rain down upon you! Unless you would rather be boring and just wire money online?!”

You ponder as one of your ears start bleeding.
Pro: Transhumanism, LIBERTY, Secularism, Meritocracy, Strong Military, Welfare, Kemalism, Tridemism, Environmentalism, Guns, Pancasilaism, Titoism, Nordic Model

Anti: Primitivism, Stalinism, Pinochetism, Corporatocracy, Totalitarianism, Authoritarianism, Luddites, Theocracy, Censorship, Absolutism, Racism, Fascism, Military Junta, Pol Potism

User avatar
Rick Perry
Diplomat
 
Posts: 848
Founded: Sep 24, 2021
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Rick Perry » Wed Apr 27, 2022 6:17 pm

Special announcement form Dominick Norris.
"I don't know why people are going to war with these people, it's not like we're communist, we're just trying to make some extra cash, it's not like we murder them."
I do not support the the idea of people opposed of guns, guns do not kill people, people kill people.
I don't support Ukraine, I don't support the US, US, or EU, I support incident lives ending in cross fire while politicians find it amusing to talk about.
I do not support BLM I do not support abortion I do not support climate change. If you have a problem with this then telegram me, I'll give you a pony then I'll push off a building.

People with a vax gets covid, nobody cares. People without vax get covid, they act like you did something wrong.

Hey No vax and Don't got covid.

User avatar
Kasase
Attaché
 
Posts: 81
Founded: Jun 09, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Kasase » Wed Apr 27, 2022 6:21 pm

Shimen Rhyaland wrote:The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:

  • "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
  • Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
  • "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
  • Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.

Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.

the Russian Empire would like to 10,000 smarter active slaves of middle aged (20-40)
the imperial russian airforce will help protect the transportation of them
Last edited by Kasase on Wed Apr 27, 2022 6:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
vice president of odrya odrya
my flag doesn't have any political meaning behind it it's simply for my rp
]things I have done / am doing
wrote some laws for odrya
participated in R/D thingies
caused an interregional crisis between odrya and the everlasting kawaii empire by making 1 joke (again)
being an idiot
co-founded Odryan Workers United Front with marxiaville
In RP, I am a Russian-restored byzantine empire under the rule of the romanovs
Male, social democrat, pro-welfare, pro-small business, pro-Universal healthcare, pro-choice. Citizen of the Hellenic Republic, will be conscripted gottverdammt.

User avatar
Hopitiaistan
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Feb 21, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Hopitiaistan » Wed Apr 27, 2022 6:28 pm

The Principality of Hopitiaistan Condemns this action of slavery and human trafficking. If said nation practices this activity shall recieves consequences from the goverment of Hopitiaistan

User avatar
World of Krieg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 790
Founded: Mar 04, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby World of Krieg » Wed Apr 27, 2022 6:39 pm

Krieg would like to order 1000 "stupid" active slaves.
Colonel Jurten leads Krieg, with his second in command now leading all of Krieg's forces on Earth. As such, Captain Hans Lanok is the representative for Krieg for scenarios on Earth, with Jurten being on other planets.


NS stats are not canon. We do not do grid wars or NS Stats, all wars must be fully RPed.

User avatar
Evil Space Aliens
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Apr 27, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Evil Space Aliens » Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:27 am

Shimen Rhyaland wrote:
Romanic Imperium wrote:

VOID. That's godmodding. I have anti missile and anti air systems

Unvoided. It didn't hit you, it hit near you.

Asardia wrote:
Asardia mages are capable of manipulating Earth and rock. We also have mages whom specialize in transportation and interdimensional magic. We also have mages capable of manipulating reality



OOC: Well damn.

IC: Asardia condemns the nuking of the Romanic capital and will provide necromancers to restore the lives stolen. We will also provide mages who can help with the reconstruction of the affected areas; alongside removing traces of radiation and other biological hazards.

Okay, we'll bring back reality and proceed from there.

Evil Space Aliens wrote:We'd might be interested to buy people to eat, are there free samples?

We have many special classes, like anime maids, serial killers, etc. One of these classes is extra dumb and extra lazy. They are free. How much do you want.

We'll take 1500, and if satisfied we'd like to make a monthly subscription if that works for you?

User avatar
North Korea Choson
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 142
Founded: Nov 28, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby North Korea Choson » Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:32 am

Shimen Rhyaland wrote:
SynthethiCorp wrote:Warning I
Cease and desist or else you will be confronted by our fleets. We are not afraid to use what we have against you.

Unfortunately for you, we have naval mines all over our waters to prevent the gross liberators of slaves from completing their job.

Our country will nuke u shortly.

User avatar
World of Krieg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 790
Founded: Mar 04, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby World of Krieg » Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:39 am

Krieg will get involved if Shimen is invaded over this, in defense of Shimen.
Last edited by World of Krieg on Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:51 am, edited 1 time in total.
Colonel Jurten leads Krieg, with his second in command now leading all of Krieg's forces on Earth. As such, Captain Hans Lanok is the representative for Krieg for scenarios on Earth, with Jurten being on other planets.


NS stats are not canon. We do not do grid wars or NS Stats, all wars must be fully RPed.

User avatar
Shimen Rhyaland
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Apr 27, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Shimen Rhyaland » Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:56 am

Vavlar wrote:
Shimen Rhyaland wrote:The request is accepted, but instead of giving slaves, they get chaise lounges made of brick to mock them.

The men are tricked into invading Ukraine instead of us.

SOLD!

The area with the amoeba is nuked, and everyone and everything infected is killed or destroyed. Not so much.

Hey, where is my slaves >:C
Instead a new request for 200,000 is sent.

The request is denied.

Conexus wrote:
Shimen Rhyaland wrote:The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:

  • "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
  • Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
  • "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
  • Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.

Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.

A huge submarine surfaces with a giant mechanical gloved hand holding a comically humongous megaphone.

“The oligarchs back home are willing to pay upfront for 1 million Smarter “lazy” slaves to work as interns! Plus paying extra for insurance and security if you’re offering those options as well!”

“Look up!”

You look up to see a massive fleet of helicopters and cargo planes circling above.

“They got crates of gold just waiting to rain down upon you! Unless you would rather be boring and just wire money online?!”

You ponder as one of your ears start bleeding.

SOLD! The slaves are handed to the hand.

Kasase wrote:
Shimen Rhyaland wrote:The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:

  • "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
  • Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
  • "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
  • Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.

Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.

the Russian Empire would like to 10,000 smarter active slaves of middle aged (20-40)
the imperial russian airforce will help protect the transportation of them

SOLD! The Russians are denied from assisting in the transport of them.

Hopitiaistan wrote:The Principality of Hopitiaistan Condemns this action of slavery and human trafficking. If said nation practices this activity shall recieves consequences from the goverment of Hopitiaistan

The diplomatic letter is given to a nearby art class so people can create artwork.

World of Krieg wrote:Krieg would like to order 1000 "stupid" active slaves.

SOLD!

Evil Space Aliens wrote:
Shimen Rhyaland wrote:Unvoided. It didn't hit you, it hit near you.


Okay, we'll bring back reality and proceed from there.


We have many special classes, like anime maids, serial killers, etc. One of these classes is extra dumb and extra lazy. They are free. How much do you want.

We'll take 1500, and if satisfied we'd like to make a monthly subscription if that works for you?

SOLD!

North Korea Choson wrote:
Shimen Rhyaland wrote:Unfortunately for you, we have naval mines all over our waters to prevent the gross liberators of slaves from completing their job.

Our country will nuke u shortly.

Okay, we'll nuke you first.

World of Krieg wrote:Krieg will get involved if Shimen is invaded over this, in defense of Shimen.

5000 slaves are given to Krieg to thank them.

User avatar
Northern Wiser
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 135
Founded: Apr 21, 2022
Ex-Nation

Slaves

Postby Northern Wiser » Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:04 am

Northern WIser would like 10,000 "Stupid" active slaves total 2,500,000 dollars. Delivered by air.

User avatar
Shimen Rhyaland
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Apr 27, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Shimen Rhyaland » Thu Apr 28, 2022 8:05 am

Northern Wiser wrote:Northern WIser would like 10,000 "Stupid" active slaves total 2,500,000 dollars. Delivered by air.

SOLD!

User avatar
Westmonkwick
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 364
Founded: Feb 10, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Westmonkwick » Thu Apr 28, 2022 8:11 am

“We’d like to buy a stupid lazy femboy and a stupid lazy bearded woman.”
A city-state loosely based on the City of Westminster.
News:
Westmonkwick Lord-Chancellor to be married in Westmonkwick Cathedral.

User avatar
Big asians
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Apr 26, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Big asians » Thu Apr 28, 2022 8:14 am

Shimen Rhyaland wrote:The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:

  • "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
  • Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
  • "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
  • Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.

Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.


where can I buy?

User avatar
Shimen Rhyaland
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Apr 27, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Shimen Rhyaland » Thu Apr 28, 2022 8:15 am

Westmonkwick wrote:“We’d like to buy a stupid lazy femboy and a stupid lazy bearded woman.”

SOLD!

Big asians wrote:
Shimen Rhyaland wrote:The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:

  • "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
  • Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
  • "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
  • Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.

Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.


where can I buy?

Anywhere in the Transatlantic slave trade triangle.

User avatar
Nationalist Northumbria
Senator
 
Posts: 3558
Founded: Apr 27, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Thu Apr 28, 2022 8:18 am

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Being in the process of finishing Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid's second season, he will buy all the anime maids.
Republic of Northumbria
Bede kinnie — Catgirl appreciator

"The amazing thing is that Tony Blair being shot in the head after running a barricade for inexplicable reasons is one of the most plausible episodes in this RP,
which comes across as House of Cards by the writers of Mr. Bean."

User avatar
Shimen Rhyaland
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Apr 27, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Shimen Rhyaland » Thu Apr 28, 2022 8:19 am

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Being in the process of finishing Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid's second season, he will buy all the anime maids.

Sorry, SOLD!

User avatar
Westmonkwick
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 364
Founded: Feb 10, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Westmonkwick » Thu Apr 28, 2022 8:39 am

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Being in the process of finishing Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid's second season, he will buy all the anime maids.

So he’s simply pretending to be anti-slavery?
A city-state loosely based on the City of Westminster.
News:
Westmonkwick Lord-Chancellor to be married in Westmonkwick Cathedral.

PreviousNext

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Global Economics and Trade

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Ekag-, Guadalupador, The Allied Tribe

Advertisement

Remove ads