SLAVES FOR SALE! DON'T MISS OUT!

[Ukcross]

Ukcross condemns Shimen Rhyaland and threatens to use military might if the slaves aren't released. The Ukcrossians mobilize a small fleet, and 3 divisions. satellites begin to take recon photos of Rhyaland, and an aircraft carrier is slowly sent to the rest of the fleet at port hanson.

(Jesus fuck, why so many slave RPs? Seems like a plague. Also, sorry for the short post, not much to go off of.)

[Team Leo]

I'll buy 100 Smarter active slaves, for $50000.

[Alevilvia]

The Alevilvian government says that If these slaves aren't released immediately, Shimen Rhyaland will be struck with Full force of The Alevilvian Peoples Army. The Alevilvian Government offers to help Ukcross attack Shimen Rhyaland.

[World of Krieg]

Krieg will say once again that it will assist Shimen-Rhyaland in their defense if Shimen requests it. The tyranny of the nations threatening them is not to be allowed to go unchecked.

[Shimen Rhyaland]

I'll buy 100 Smarter active slaves, for $50000.

SOLD!

[The United Penguin Commonwealth]

Krieg will say once again that it will assist Shimen-Rhyaland in their defense if Shimen requests it. The tyranny of the nations threatening them is not to be allowed to go unchecked.

way to instantly kill rp by defending against MT nations with an FT nation.

[Vavlar]

Hey, where is my slaves >:C
Instead a new request for 200,000 is sent.

The request is denied.

A huge submarine surfaces with a giant mechanical gloved hand holding a comically humongous megaphone.

“The oligarchs back home are willing to pay upfront for 1 million Smarter “lazy” slaves to work as interns! Plus paying extra for insurance and security if you’re offering those options as well!”

“Look up!”

You look up to see a massive fleet of helicopters and cargo planes circling above.

“They got crates of gold just waiting to rain down upon you! Unless you would rather be boring and just wire money online?!”

You ponder as one of your ears start bleeding.

SOLD! The slaves are handed to the hand.

the Russian Empire would like to 10,000 smarter active slaves of middle aged (20-40)
the imperial russian airforce will help protect the transportation of them

SOLD! The Russians are denied from assisting in the transport of them.

The Principality of Hopitiaistan Condemns this action of slavery and human trafficking. If said nation practices this activity shall recieves consequences from the goverment of Hopitiaistan

The diplomatic letter is given to a nearby art class so people can create artwork.

Krieg would like to order 1000 "stupid" active slaves.

SOLD!

We'll take 1500, and if satisfied we'd like to make a monthly subscription if that works for you?

SOLD!

Our country will nuke u shortly.

Okay, we'll nuke you first.

Krieg will get involved if Shimen is invaded over this, in defense of Shimen.

5000 slaves are given to Krieg to thank them.

New request of 200,000 "Stupid" active slaves, meaning we must pay: 20,000,000 dollars.

[Greater Niagara]

The Kingdom of Greater Niagara is abhorred that the practice of slavery is still practiced in this day and age. Therefore, we once again send our ultimatum to any nations engaging in the slave trade: cease or face the consequences.

OOC: Why is this even a thing? What's with all the slave trade stuff?

[Romanic Imperium]

Krieg will say once again that it will assist Shimen-Rhyaland in their defense if Shimen requests it. The tyranny of the nations threatening them is not to be allowed to go unchecked.

Romanic Imperium now asks agian for kreig to stand down we don't want to fight our allies. But if we have to we have to.

Krieg will say once again that it will assist Shimen-Rhyaland in their defense if Shimen requests it. The tyranny of the nations threatening them is not to be allowed to go unchecked.

way to instantly kill rp by defending against MT nations with an FT nation.

Don't worry if anything it will turn into a slug match between me and kreig. I'll keep him occupied with my full power

[Untecna]

The Untecnan Empire, or rather, the Emperor, releases a statement on this activity:

We are abhorred by this practice occurring, of those selling slaves on open markets and causing harm to millions. The Empire stands for none of such activities and intends now on ridding the universe of these practices before it is too late for action. Do not expect us to give warnings, instead, expect troops to land and march and the utter destruction of your nation at the hands of our glorious state.

-Emperor Yano WIndvaren, from Iyo Lixes, Rikuyar A, Rikuyar System

[Greater Niagara]

The Untecnan Empire, or rather, the Emperor, releases a statement on this activity:

We are abhorred by this practice occurring, of those selling slaves on open markets and causing harm to millions. The Empire stands for none of such activities and intends now on ridding the universe of these practices before it is too late for action. Do not expect us to give warnings, instead, expect troops to land and march and the utter destruction of your nation at the hands of our glorious state.

-Emperor Yano WIndvaren, from Iyo Lixes, Rikuyar A, Rikuyar System

The government of Greater Niagara applauds this firm response from His Imperial Majesty Emperor Yano, and our great nation will join Untecna to end any nation that promotes the abhorrent practice of slavery in this world.

-The Right Honourable PM Sir Benjamin Mayhew of Greater Niagara

[The Aquaria]

OOC: Isn't this another average low-efforted slave trade post that has been spammed recently?

[Araznan]

The United Kingdom of araznan condemns Shimen Rhyaland for Slaving People to Be Sold.

[Northern Wiser]

Northern WIser would like 1,000,000 more "Stupid" active slaves total 250,000,000 dollars. Delivered by air.

[Vikanias]

VOID. That's godmodding. I have anti missile and anti air systems

OOC: To be fair, you’re both godmodding quite a bit. I don’t recall you having anti air systems until Shimen tried to bomb you.

OOC: nuking is the sign of summies, and Shimen is a summie for using Nukes as a first resort.

[Northern Wiser]

Is anyone else annoyed by all the abolitionists trying to stop our slave trade from happening. We need to make the slave trade more secretive and not sell slaves to the abolitionists.

[The Aquaria]

Is anyone else annoyed by all the slavers trying to do the slave trades with a low-effort post?. We need to make more people join the United Liberation Organisation and crush them all.

[Northern Wiser]

OOC: To be fair, you’re both godmodding quite a bit. I don’t recall you having anti air systems until Shimen tried to bomb you.

OOC: nuking is the sign of summies, and Shimen is a summie for using Nukes as a first resort.

How do you make them stop godmodding?

[Northern Wiser]

Is anyone else annoyed by all the slavers trying to do the slave trades with a low-effort post?. We need to make more people join the United Liberation Organisation and crush them all.

Someone has to work the factories

[The United Penguin Commonwealth]

Is anyone else annoyed by all the slavers trying to do the slave trades with a low-effort post?. We need to make more people join the United Liberation Organisation and crush them all.

Someone has to work the factories

workers don’t need to be owned, though

[Romanic Imperium]

OOC: To be fair, you’re both godmodding quite a bit. I don’t recall you having anti air systems until Shimen tried to bomb you.

OOC: nuking is the sign of summies, and Shimen is a summie for using Nukes as a first resort.

Seriously though. That's why I have a policy of no nukes.

[Northern Wiser]

Fare point but if you own them you don't have to pay them

[Vikanias]

I just hate this thread

1. You can’t just sink and nuke and not letting the person you’re attacking react, it’s godmodding.
2. One-liners are shit RP and prove you can’t win without oversimplification
3. You can’t unvoid things, it’s up to the person attacked to void things
4. You aren’t original, there having been hundreds of slave trades opened in the last few days
5. Selling slaves isn’t efficient, productive and is costly, so using it in the modern day is just useless
6. If you sell slaves you are either an edgelord, ignorant, or you can’t accept progress, or a mix of all three

[Vikanias]

OOC: nuking is the sign of summies, and Shimen is a summie for using Nukes as a first resort.

How do you make them stop godmodding?

By being a decent RPer, and learning over time. However some summies are eternal and can’t accept criticism so become eternal summies.

[The United Penguin Commonwealth]

Fare point but if you own them you don't have to pay them

you have to pay for their housing and food