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by Westmonkwick » Wed Apr 27, 2022 2:08 pm
by SynthethiCorp » Wed Apr 27, 2022 2:32 pm
by Shimen Rhyaland » Wed Apr 27, 2022 3:52 pm
Vavlar wrote:More Vavlarian ships would arrive in number of 15, asking for permission to dock and a request for 230,000 more slaves is sent.
Glevenschester wrote:In adherence to their contract, Khan Defence Solutions sends 150 men to stop the slave sale.
Westmonkwick wrote:“We’d like a stupid lazy albino adult for our Circus.”
SynthethiCorp wrote:Little do they know, some guards start to feel ill or a bit sick. They don't know why, and some guards should be sent to bed.
(OOC: If you want to know, it was a bunch of modified amoeba that was dropped over the Slaver's lands, and is infecting guards)
by Nationalist Northumbria » Wed Apr 27, 2022 3:57 pm
by Vavlar » Wed Apr 27, 2022 4:56 pm
Shimen Rhyaland wrote:Vavlar wrote:More Vavlarian ships would arrive in number of 15, asking for permission to dock and a request for 230,000 more slaves is sent.
The request is accepted, but instead of giving slaves, they get chaise lounges made of brick to mock them.Glevenschester wrote:In adherence to their contract, Khan Defence Solutions sends 150 men to stop the slave sale.
The men are tricked into invading Ukraine instead of us.Westmonkwick wrote:“We’d like a stupid lazy albino adult for our Circus.”
SOLD!SynthethiCorp wrote:Little do they know, some guards start to feel ill or a bit sick. They don't know why, and some guards should be sent to bed.
(OOC: If you want to know, it was a bunch of modified amoeba that was dropped over the Slaver's lands, and is infecting guards)
The area with the amoeba is nuked, and everyone and everything infected is killed or destroyed. Not so much.
by SynthethiCorp » Wed Apr 27, 2022 4:58 pm
Shimen Rhyaland wrote:Vavlar wrote:More Vavlarian ships would arrive in number of 15, asking for permission to dock and a request for 230,000 more slaves is sent.
The request is accepted, but instead of giving slaves, they get chaise lounges made of brick to mock them.Glevenschester wrote:In adherence to their contract, Khan Defence Solutions sends 150 men to stop the slave sale.
The men are tricked into invading Ukraine instead of us.Westmonkwick wrote:“We’d like a stupid lazy albino adult for our Circus.”
SOLD!SynthethiCorp wrote:Little do they know, some guards start to feel ill or a bit sick. They don't know why, and some guards should be sent to bed.
(OOC: If you want to know, it was a bunch of modified amoeba that was dropped over the Slaver's lands, and is infecting guards)
The area with the amoeba is nuked, and everyone and everything infected is killed or destroyed. Not so much.
by Sauros » Wed Apr 27, 2022 5:08 pm
by Rick Perry » Wed Apr 27, 2022 5:12 pm
Sauros wrote:OOC: Really hoping this thread is against site rules...
by Conexus » Wed Apr 27, 2022 6:12 pm
Shimen Rhyaland wrote:The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:
- "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
- Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
- "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
- Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.
Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.
by Rick Perry » Wed Apr 27, 2022 6:17 pm
"I don't know why people are going to war with these people, it's not like we're communist, we're just trying to make some extra cash, it's not like we murder them."
by Kasase » Wed Apr 27, 2022 6:21 pm
Shimen Rhyaland wrote:The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:
- "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
- Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
- "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
- Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.
Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.
by Hopitiaistan » Wed Apr 27, 2022 6:28 pm
by World of Krieg » Wed Apr 27, 2022 6:39 pm
by Evil Space Aliens » Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:27 am
Shimen Rhyaland wrote:
Unvoided. It didn't hit you, it hit near you.Asardia wrote:
Asardia mages are capable of manipulating Earth and rock. We also have mages whom specialize in transportation and interdimensional magic. We also have mages capable of manipulating reality
OOC: Well damn.
IC: Asardia condemns the nuking of the Romanic capital and will provide necromancers to restore the lives stolen. We will also provide mages who can help with the reconstruction of the affected areas; alongside removing traces of radiation and other biological hazards.
Okay, we'll bring back reality and proceed from there.Evil Space Aliens wrote:We'd might be interested to buy people to eat, are there free samples?
We have many special classes, like anime maids, serial killers, etc. One of these classes is extra dumb and extra lazy. They are free. How much do you want.
by North Korea Choson » Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:32 am
by World of Krieg » Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:39 am
by Shimen Rhyaland » Thu Apr 28, 2022 5:56 am
Vavlar wrote:Shimen Rhyaland wrote:The request is accepted, but instead of giving slaves, they get chaise lounges made of brick to mock them.
The men are tricked into invading Ukraine instead of us.
SOLD!
The area with the amoeba is nuked, and everyone and everything infected is killed or destroyed. Not so much.
Hey, where is my slaves >:C
Instead a new request for 200,000 is sent.
Conexus wrote:Shimen Rhyaland wrote:The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:
- "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
- Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
- "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
- Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.
Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.
A huge submarine surfaces with a giant mechanical gloved hand holding a comically humongous megaphone.
“The oligarchs back home are willing to pay upfront for 1 million Smarter “lazy” slaves to work as interns! Plus paying extra for insurance and security if you’re offering those options as well!”
“Look up!”
You look up to see a massive fleet of helicopters and cargo planes circling above.
“They got crates of gold just waiting to rain down upon you! Unless you would rather be boring and just wire money online?!”
You ponder as one of your ears start bleeding.
Kasase wrote:Shimen Rhyaland wrote:The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:
- "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
- Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
- "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
- Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.
Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.
the Russian Empire would like to 10,000 smarter active slaves of middle aged (20-40)
the imperial russian airforce will help protect the transportation of them
Hopitiaistan wrote:The Principality of Hopitiaistan Condemns this action of slavery and human trafficking. If said nation practices this activity shall recieves consequences from the goverment of Hopitiaistan
World of Krieg wrote:Krieg would like to order 1000 "stupid" active slaves.
Evil Space Aliens wrote:Shimen Rhyaland wrote:Unvoided. It didn't hit you, it hit near you.
Okay, we'll bring back reality and proceed from there.
We have many special classes, like anime maids, serial killers, etc. One of these classes is extra dumb and extra lazy. They are free. How much do you want.
We'll take 1500, and if satisfied we'd like to make a monthly subscription if that works for you?
World of Krieg wrote:Krieg will get involved if Shimen is invaded over this, in defense of Shimen.
by Northern Wiser » Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:04 am
by Shimen Rhyaland » Thu Apr 28, 2022 8:05 am
Northern Wiser wrote:Northern WIser would like 10,000 "Stupid" active slaves total 2,500,000 dollars. Delivered by air.
by Westmonkwick » Thu Apr 28, 2022 8:11 am
by Big asians » Thu Apr 28, 2022 8:14 am
Shimen Rhyaland wrote:The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:
- "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
- Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
- "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
- Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.
Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.
by Shimen Rhyaland » Thu Apr 28, 2022 8:15 am
Westmonkwick wrote:“We’d like to buy a stupid lazy femboy and a stupid lazy bearded woman.”
Big asians wrote:Shimen Rhyaland wrote:The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:
- "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
- Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
- "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
- Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.
Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.
where can I buy?
by Nationalist Northumbria » Thu Apr 28, 2022 8:18 am
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Being in the process of finishing Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid's second season, he will buy all the anime maids.
by Shimen Rhyaland » Thu Apr 28, 2022 8:19 am
by Westmonkwick » Thu Apr 28, 2022 8:39 am
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