SLAVES FOR SALE! DON'T MISS OUT!

[Westmonkwick]

“We’d like a stupid lazy albino adult for our Circus.”

[SynthethiCorp]

Little do they know, some guards start to feel ill or a bit sick. They don't know why, and some guards should be sent to bed.

(OOC: If you want to know, it was a bunch of modified amoeba that was dropped over the Slaver's lands, and is infecting guards)

[Shimen Rhyaland]

More Vavlarian ships would arrive in number of 15, asking for permission to dock and a request for 230,000 more slaves is sent.

The request is accepted, but instead of giving slaves, they get chaise lounges made of brick to mock them.

In adherence to their contract, Khan Defence Solutions sends 150 men to stop the slave sale.

The men are tricked into invading Ukraine instead of us.

“We’d like a stupid lazy albino adult for our Circus.”

SOLD!

Little do they know, some guards start to feel ill or a bit sick. They don't know why, and some guards should be sent to bed.

(OOC: If you want to know, it was a bunch of modified amoeba that was dropped over the Slaver's lands, and is infecting guards)

The area with the amoeba is nuked, and everyone and everything infected is killed or destroyed. Not so much.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

In adherence to their contract, Khan Defence Solutions sends 150 men to stop the slave sale.

The men are tricked into invading Ukraine instead of us.

Alvin Ashleigh condemns the Khan Defence Solutions invasion of Ukraine.

Being in the process of finishing Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid's second season, he will buy all the anime maids.

[Vavlar]

More Vavlarian ships would arrive in number of 15, asking for permission to dock and a request for 230,000 more slaves is sent.

The request is accepted, but instead of giving slaves, they get chaise lounges made of brick to mock them.

In adherence to their contract, Khan Defence Solutions sends 150 men to stop the slave sale.

The men are tricked into invading Ukraine instead of us.

“We’d like a stupid lazy albino adult for our Circus.”

SOLD!

Little do they know, some guards start to feel ill or a bit sick. They don't know why, and some guards should be sent to bed.

(OOC: If you want to know, it was a bunch of modified amoeba that was dropped over the Slaver's lands, and is infecting guards)

The area with the amoeba is nuked, and everyone and everything infected is killed or destroyed. Not so much.

Hey, where is my slaves >:C
Instead a new request for 200,000 is sent.

[SynthethiCorp]

More Vavlarian ships would arrive in number of 15, asking for permission to dock and a request for 230,000 more slaves is sent.

The request is accepted, but instead of giving slaves, they get chaise lounges made of brick to mock them.

In adherence to their contract, Khan Defence Solutions sends 150 men to stop the slave sale.

The men are tricked into invading Ukraine instead of us.

“We’d like a stupid lazy albino adult for our Circus.”

SOLD!

Little do they know, some guards start to feel ill or a bit sick. They don't know why, and some guards should be sent to bed.

(OOC: If you want to know, it was a bunch of modified amoeba that was dropped over the Slaver's lands, and is infecting guards)

The area with the amoeba is nuked, and everyone and everything infected is killed or destroyed. Not so much.

Wait, that makes no sense that you somehow know where the area of the infection is, and OOC means out of context.

[Sauros]

OOC: Really hoping this thread is against site rules...

[Rick Perry]

OOC: Really hoping this thread is against site rules...

It isn't. Why are these people against role play?

[Conexus]

The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:

• "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
• Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
• "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
• Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.

Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.

A huge submarine surfaces with a giant mechanical gloved hand holding a comically humongous megaphone.

“The oligarchs back home are willing to pay upfront for 1 million Smarter “lazy” slaves to work as interns! Plus paying extra for insurance and security if you’re offering those options as well!”

“Look up!”

You look up to see a massive fleet of helicopters and cargo planes circling above.

“They got crates of gold just waiting to rain down upon you! Unless you would rather be boring and just wire money online?!”

You ponder as one of your ears start bleeding.

[Rick Perry]

Special announcement form Dominick Norris.

"I don't know why people are going to war with these people, it's not like we're communist, we're just trying to make some extra cash, it's not like we murder them."

[Kasase]

The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:

• "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
• Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
• "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
• Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.

Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.

the Russian Empire would like to 10,000 smarter active slaves of middle aged (20-40)
the imperial russian airforce will help protect the transportation of them

[Hopitiaistan]

The Principality of Hopitiaistan Condemns this action of slavery and human trafficking. If said nation practices this activity shall recieves consequences from the goverment of Hopitiaistan

[World of Krieg]

Krieg would like to order 1000 "stupid" active slaves.

[Evil Space Aliens]

VOID. That's godmodding. I have anti missile and anti air systems

Unvoided. It didn't hit you, it hit near you.

Asardia mages are capable of manipulating Earth and rock. We also have mages whom specialize in transportation and interdimensional magic. We also have mages capable of manipulating reality



OOC: Well damn.

IC: Asardia condemns the nuking of the Romanic capital and will provide necromancers to restore the lives stolen. We will also provide mages who can help with the reconstruction of the affected areas; alongside removing traces of radiation and other biological hazards.

Okay, we'll bring back reality and proceed from there.

We'd might be interested to buy people to eat, are there free samples?

We have many special classes, like anime maids, serial killers, etc. One of these classes is extra dumb and extra lazy. They are free. How much do you want.

We'll take 1500, and if satisfied we'd like to make a monthly subscription if that works for you?

[North Korea Choson]

Warning I
Cease and desist or else you will be confronted by our fleets. We are not afraid to use what we have against you.

Unfortunately for you, we have naval mines all over our waters to prevent the gross liberators of slaves from completing their job.

Our country will nuke u shortly.

[World of Krieg]

Krieg will get involved if Shimen is invaded over this, in defense of Shimen.

[Shimen Rhyaland]

The request is accepted, but instead of giving slaves, they get chaise lounges made of brick to mock them.

The men are tricked into invading Ukraine instead of us.

SOLD!

The area with the amoeba is nuked, and everyone and everything infected is killed or destroyed. Not so much.

Hey, where is my slaves >:C
Instead a new request for 200,000 is sent.

The request is denied.

The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:

• "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
• Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
• "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
• Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.

Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.

A huge submarine surfaces with a giant mechanical gloved hand holding a comically humongous megaphone.

“The oligarchs back home are willing to pay upfront for 1 million Smarter “lazy” slaves to work as interns! Plus paying extra for insurance and security if you’re offering those options as well!”

“Look up!”

You look up to see a massive fleet of helicopters and cargo planes circling above.

“They got crates of gold just waiting to rain down upon you! Unless you would rather be boring and just wire money online?!”

You ponder as one of your ears start bleeding.

SOLD! The slaves are handed to the hand.

The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:

• "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
• Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
• "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
• Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.

Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.

the Russian Empire would like to 10,000 smarter active slaves of middle aged (20-40)
the imperial russian airforce will help protect the transportation of them

SOLD! The Russians are denied from assisting in the transport of them.

The Principality of Hopitiaistan Condemns this action of slavery and human trafficking. If said nation practices this activity shall recieves consequences from the goverment of Hopitiaistan

The diplomatic letter is given to a nearby art class so people can create artwork.

Krieg would like to order 1000 "stupid" active slaves.

SOLD!

Unvoided. It didn't hit you, it hit near you.


Okay, we'll bring back reality and proceed from there.


We have many special classes, like anime maids, serial killers, etc. One of these classes is extra dumb and extra lazy. They are free. How much do you want.

We'll take 1500, and if satisfied we'd like to make a monthly subscription if that works for you?

SOLD!

Unfortunately for you, we have naval mines all over our waters to prevent the gross liberators of slaves from completing their job.

Our country will nuke u shortly.

Okay, we'll nuke you first.

Krieg will get involved if Shimen is invaded over this, in defense of Shimen.

5000 slaves are given to Krieg to thank them.

[Northern Wiser]

Northern WIser would like 10,000 "Stupid" active slaves total 2,500,000 dollars. Delivered by air.

[Shimen Rhyaland]

Northern WIser would like 10,000 "Stupid" active slaves total 2,500,000 dollars. Delivered by air.

SOLD!

[Westmonkwick]

“We’d like to buy a stupid lazy femboy and a stupid lazy bearded woman.”

[Big asians]

The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:

• "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
• Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
• "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
• Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.

Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.

where can I buy?

[Shimen Rhyaland]

“We’d like to buy a stupid lazy femboy and a stupid lazy bearded woman.”

SOLD!

The Republic of Shimen Rhyaland announces that they will hereby enter the slave trade. They offer different types, including:

• "Stupid" "lazy" slaves, $50 for each.
• Smarter "lazy" slaves, $100 for each.
• "Stupid" active slaves, $250 for each.
• Smarter active slaves, $500 for each.

Since our nation is located in Africa, we can enslave most people there, and therefore our slaves have a variety of skills to offer. Also, we can offer a variety of ages, from babies to old people. Finally, we can ship the slaves to you in no time, thanks to our great vessels and shipping routes.

where can I buy?

Anywhere in the Transatlantic slave trade triangle.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Being in the process of finishing Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid's second season, he will buy all the anime maids.

[Shimen Rhyaland]

Being in the process of finishing Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid's second season, he will buy all the anime maids.

Sorry, SOLD!

[Westmonkwick]

Being in the process of finishing Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid's second season, he will buy all the anime maids.

So he’s simply pretending to be anti-slavery?