SLAVES FOR SALE! DON'T MISS OUT!

[Raskana]

*"Dixie Land" starts playing in the background*

I actually know the first part of lyrics to that song, why?

[Asardia]

VOID. That's godmodding. I have anti missile and anti air systems

OOC: To be fair, you’re both godmodding quite a bit. I don’t recall you having anti air systems until Shimen tried to bomb you.

OOC: I believe the anti air systems are based on their military capablities from their factbooks. Although not explicitly stated, I do believe that it's reasonable to assume that the Romanic Imperium has defenses against missiles. They have gods and a space force. I don't think this is a problem.

[LaCucaracha]

I just read some responses. You people are crazy. Why would I need slaves when I have millions of ignorant morons to step on?

[Romanic Imperium]

VOID. That's godmodding. I have anti missile and anti air systems

The National Republic of Unity will send 10,000 anti air weapons to Romanic Imperium.

One question how do you have do many anti air? Cause that's a lot

[National republic of Unity]

The National Republic of Unity will send 10,000 anti air weapons to Romanic Imperium.

One question how do you have do many anti air? Cause that's a lot

We have seen recent military nearby and increased our defense spending.

[Evil Space Aliens]

We'd might be interested to buy people to eat, are there free samples?

[National republic of Unity]

One question how do you have do many anti air? Cause that's a lot

We have seen recent military nearby and increased our defense spending.

And our nation is definitely not fans of slavery so we will support anyone against it as much as we can.

[Wallowis]

ok ULIBOR time

[Shimen Rhyaland]

Upon hearing this, a nuke is dropped near the Romanic capital, devastating the area outside the Imperium and all the animal life located there.

VOID. That's godmodding. I have anti missile and anti air systems

Unvoided. It didn't hit you, it hit near you.

SOLD! Figure the price out yourself.


Underground train.


I'm sorry, who are you?

Asardia mages are capable of manipulating Earth and rock. We also have mages whom specialize in transportation and interdimensional magic. We also have mages capable of manipulating reality

Upon hearing this, a nuke is dropped near the Romanic capital, devastating the area outside the Imperium and all the animal life located there.

OOC: Well damn.

IC: Asardia condemns the nuking of the Romanic capital and will provide necromancers to restore the lives stolen. We will also provide mages who can help with the reconstruction of the affected areas; alongside removing traces of radiation and other biological hazards.

Okay, we'll bring back reality and proceed from there.

We'd might be interested to buy people to eat, are there free samples?

We have many special classes, like anime maids, serial killers, etc. One of these classes is extra dumb and extra lazy. They are free. How much do you want.

[Romanic Imperium]

ok ULIBOR time

And here's comes the cavalry

[Asardia]

VOID. That's godmodding. I have anti missile and anti air systems

Unvoided. It didn't hit you, it hit near you.

Asardia mages are capable of manipulating Earth and rock. We also have mages whom specialize in transportation and interdimensional magic. We also have mages capable of manipulating reality



OOC: Well damn.

IC: Asardia condemns the nuking of the Romanic capital and will provide necromancers to restore the lives stolen. We will also provide mages who can help with the reconstruction of the affected areas; alongside removing traces of radiation and other biological hazards.

Okay, we'll bring back reality and proceed from there.

We'd might be interested to buy people to eat, are there free samples?

We have many special classes, like anime maids, serial killers, etc. One of these classes is extra dumb and extra lazy. They are free. How much do you want.

OOC: I think the nuking is still voided because it was launched at them in the first place.

IC: Should the Shimen Rhyaland government continue to intervene in Asardian anti-slavery patrols, the Asardian Military will have no choice but to intervene. We hope to hold talks with Shimen Rhyaland before a needless conflict arises.

[SynthethiCorp]

Warning I
Cease and desist or else you will be confronted by our fleets. We are not afraid to use what we have against you.

Unfortunately for you, we have naval mines all over our waters to prevent the gross liberators of slaves from completing their job.

50 bombers from a undisclosed base in SynthethiCorp prepare for flight, and are loaded with certain things, which will not be disclosed. The planes are fueled up individually with compressed gasoline, and then take off individually after 5 minutes, they are to reach Shimen Rhyaland in a few hours (RP Wise).

[Shimen Rhyaland]

Unvoided. It didn't hit you, it hit near you.


Okay, we'll bring back reality and proceed from there.


We have many special classes, like anime maids, serial killers, etc. One of these classes is extra dumb and extra lazy. They are free. How much do you want.

OOC: I think the nuking is still voided because it was launched at them in the first place.

IC: Should the Shimen Rhyaland government continue to intervene in Asardian anti-slavery patrols, the Asardian Military will have no choice but to intervene. We hope to hold talks with Shimen Rhyaland before a needless conflict arises.

No, it was to hit near them. Also, we deny your request for talks.

Unfortunately for you, we have naval mines all over our waters to prevent the gross liberators of slaves from completing their job.

50 bombers from a undisclosed base in SynthethiCorp prepare for flight, and are loaded with certain things, which will not be disclosed. The planes are fueled up individually with compressed gasoline, and then take off individually after 5 minutes, they are to reach Shimen Rhyaland in a few hours (RP Wise).

The planes do not get discovered.

[Asardia]

OOC: I think the nuking is still voided because it was launched at them in the first place.

IC: Should the Shimen Rhyaland government continue to intervene in Asardian anti-slavery patrols, the Asardian Military will have no choice but to intervene. We hope to hold talks with Shimen Rhyaland before a needless conflict arises.

No, it was to hit near them. Also, we deny your request for talks.

50 bombers from a undisclosed base in SynthethiCorp prepare for flight, and are loaded with certain things, which will not be disclosed. The planes are fueled up individually with compressed gasoline, and then take off individually after 5 minutes, they are to reach Shimen Rhyaland in a few hours (RP Wise).

The planes do not get discovered.

OOC: I guess we'll have to agree to disagree with the godmodding

IC: Asardia is disappointed in Shimen Rhyaland's refusal to hold talks. However, we still remain fully engaged in ending the slave trade. Our forces are now on high alert.

[Vavlar]

I will buy 15,000 smart slaves. (We will have ships sent to your location, not you shipping it to us)

[Shimen Rhyaland]

I will buy 15,000 smart slaves. (We will have ships sent to your location, not you shipping it to us)

Okay, we thank you for putting others above yourself. SOLD! Also, you will get 50% off for this order.

[Vavlar]

I will buy 15,000 smart slaves. (We will have ships sent to your location, not you shipping it to us)

Okay, we thank you for putting others above yourself. SOLD! Also, you will get 50% off for this order.

Thank you!
Vavlarian ships finally approach the coast, and load the slaves onto the ships, which are equipped with anti-mine capabilities. The ships numbering a fleet of 15 frigates, are equipped with many delightful foods, like a buffet of high quality nutritious food for the slaves and top quality healthcare, showers, and good bedding, compared to the former quality of their lives and the barracks they lived in. Many of them were actually Vavlarian and spoke Vavlaric languages, meaning they were freed.

[Shimen Rhyaland]

Okay, we thank you for putting others above yourself. SOLD! Also, you will get 50% off for this order.

Thank you!
Vavlarian ships finally approach the coast, and load the slaves onto the ships, which are equipped with anti-mine capabilities. The ships numbering a fleet of 15 frigates, are equipped with many delightful foods, like a buffet of high quality nutritious food for the slaves and top quality healthcare, showers, and good bedding, compared to the former quality of their lives and the barracks they lived in. Many of them were actually Vavlarian and spoke Vavlaric languages, meaning they were freed.

Unfortunately, a terrorist attack by slaves happened today, closing the country. More bad news, the terrorists used a ship for the attack, so all ships were to be inspected, starting with the Vavlarian ship.

[SynthethiCorp]

The bombers are to drop their loads, but as they do, their is rather nothing. Little do they realize, the cargo is much much more sinister and dangerous.

[Vavlar]

Thank you!
Vavlarian ships finally approach the coast, and load the slaves onto the ships, which are equipped with anti-mine capabilities. The ships numbering a fleet of 15 frigates, are equipped with many delightful foods, like a buffet of high quality nutritious food for the slaves and top quality healthcare, showers, and good bedding, compared to the former quality of their lives and the barracks they lived in. Many of them were actually Vavlarian and spoke Vavlaric languages, meaning they were freed.

Unfortunately, a terrorist attack by slaves happened today, closing the country. More bad news, the terrorists used a ship for the attack, so all ships were to be inspected, starting with the Vavlarian ship.

Ok....But even if they can cause a terrorist attack, just take their dangerous objects, and we will still want to take them with us.
(The ships attempt to leave to Vavlar, after loading up all their slaves and checking the slaves themselves)

[Shimen Rhyaland]

Unfortunately, a terrorist attack by slaves happened today, closing the country. More bad news, the terrorists used a ship for the attack, so all ships were to be inspected, starting with the Vavlarian ship.

Ok....But even if they can cause a terrorist attack, just take their dangerous objects, and we will still want to take them with us.
(The ships attempt to leave to Vavlar, after loading up all their slaves and checking the slaves themselves)

The ship is sunken, and everyone found to be alive will be shot.

[Vavlar]

Ok....But even if they can cause a terrorist attack, just take their dangerous objects, and we will still want to take them with us.
(The ships attempt to leave to Vavlar, after loading up all their slaves and checking the slaves themselves)

The ship is sunken, and everyone found to be alive will be shot.

(OOC: Why?)
The Vavlarian ships seeing the other ship, that was an unloaded ship get sunk and survivors get killed, not having moved, stay in port.

[Vavlar]

More Vavlarian ships would arrive in number of 15, asking for permission to dock and a request for 230,000 more slaves is sent.

[Glevenschester]

In adherence to their contract, Khan Defence Solutions sends 150 men to stop the slave sale.

[VPARDR]

250 fighters are sent as volunteers to Shimin, and in an attempt to thwart the 150 fighters that wish to interrupt normal business activity that is not slavery.