Unpaid interns for Sale (Please buy we need money)

[The Disorder]

The Disorder lacks a centralized currency, which complicates trade efforts such as these. Barter transactions may be necessary.

However, a barter transaction must be undertaken with a modicum of caution: The sudden dumping of large quantities of 'valuable' commodities into a market can produce intense destabilizing effects. This can be highly effective against an enemy, but it is not something we wish to inflict upon trading partners. If you could help us identify a physical resource that you lack, the sudden infusion of which would not cause unwanted economic side-effects, then we could initiate a trade of sapient life in exchange for raw materials.

We are interested in acquiring a batch of 5,000 to 10,000 'unpaid interns', of the unskilled variety. Pending favorable results from that test group, we would become interested in acquiring batch sizes theoretically as large as one to three billion at a time.

Hail chaos!

[Not a Vavlarian Enslaving Corporation]

The Disorder lacks a centralized currency, which complicates trade efforts such as these. Barter transactions may be necessary.

However, a barter transaction must be undertaken with a modicum of caution: The sudden dumping of large quantities of 'valuable' commodities into a market can produce intense destabilizing effects. This can be highly effective against an enemy, but it is not something we wish to inflict upon trading partners. If you could help us identify a physical resource that you lack, the sudden infusion of which would not cause unwanted economic side-effects, then we could initiate a trade of sapient life in exchange for raw materials.

We are interested in acquiring a batch of 5,000 to 10,000 'unpaid interns', of the unskilled variety. Pending favorable results from that test group, we would become interested in acquiring batch sizes theoretically as large as one to three billion at a time.

Hail chaos!

Why yes, we are interested.

[New order of Equus]

"Hello humans. It would appear we have struck a gold mine (not neccesary a litteral one), we would like to buy 1224000 fully trained and educated unpayed interns. If you have that many availible that is. It would suprise me if you did. Since you probably don't, we will take those that are available for the time being." -Violet Funta Trail

[Not a Vavlarian Enslaving Corporation]

"Hello humans. It would appear we have struck a gold mine (not neccesary a litteral one), we would like to buy 1224000 fully trained and educated unpayed interns. If you have that many availible that is. It would suprise me if you did. Since you probably don't, we will take those that are available for the time being." -Violet Funta Trail

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31824000 Djurs, sold!

[Krow-Bock]

I am putting in an order to purchase 100,000x "Fully Trained" for 500,000,000 Djurs

[Independence Hill]

The Vavlarian Slavers Corpor- Purim Corporation would like to sell slaves unpaid interns for the following:

*Note, any educated add ons are available but cost an additional 4,000 djurs with the exceptions of fully trained and educated

Untrained-100 Djurs

Slightly Trained-250 Djurs

Half Trained: 700 Djurs

Half and a quarter trained-1,000 Djurs

Fully Trained-5,000 Djurs

Fully Trained and Educated: 50,000 Djurs

I'll buy them only on the condition that I can then free them. If you agree to that, I'd like to buy 1,000 (equally coming from all six categories you've provided) every NS year. How much would that run me?

[Not a Vavlarian Enslaving Corporation]

I am putting in an order to purchase 100,000x "Fully Trained" for 500,000,000 Djurs

Yes! Sold!

[Not a Vavlarian Enslaving Corporation]

The Vavlarian Slavers Corpor- Purim Corporation would like to sell slaves unpaid interns for the following:

*Note, any educated add ons are available but cost an additional 4,000 djurs with the exceptions of fully trained and educated

Untrained-100 Djurs

Slightly Trained-250 Djurs

Half Trained: 700 Djurs

Half and a quarter trained-1,000 Djurs

Fully Trained-5,000 Djurs

Fully Trained and Educated: 50,000 Djurs

I'll buy them only on the condition that I can then free them. If you agree to that, I'd like to buy 1,000 (equally coming from all six categories you've provided) every NS year. How much would that run me?

Declined, you ask for alot from us.

[Kanaka Maol]

Official Message from Kanaka Maol and The TPA

The Kingdom of Hawaii and The Pacific Union do not tolerate these “Unpaid Interns” who we all know are actually slaves, Not a Vavlarian Enslaving Corporation will be heavily sanctioned by the Kingdom of Hawaii and Members of The TPA, Until Not a Vavlarian Enslaving Corporation stop this Unhumane Slave Practice

[Krow-Bock]

I will put in another order of of 5,000,000 untrained interns for 500,000,000 Djurs

Additionally, I will offer an annual 5 year/ 500 million Djurs contract for more untrained interns starting next year.

[Not a Vavlarian Enslaving Corporation]

I will put in another order of of 5,000,000 untrained interns for 500,000,000 Djurs

Additionally, I will offer an annual 5 year/ 500 million Djurs contract for more untrained interns starting next year.

Sold!

*looks at the pacific union*
You'll regret it when I occupy your lands

[Krow-Bock]

I will put in another order of of 5,000,000 untrained interns for 500,000,000 Djurs

Additionally, I will offer an annual 5 year/ 500 million Djurs contract for more untrained interns starting next year.

Sold!

*looks at the pacific union*
You'll regret it when I occupy your lands

Nice to do good business

I wouldn't tempt such a fate

[New order of Equus]

"Greetings! the military council of New order of Equus would like to purchase 59 half and a quarter trained interns and 1 slightly trained intern. Thank you" -Military council

[Not a Vavlarian Enslaving Corporation]

"Greetings! the military council of New order of Equus would like to purchase 59 half and a quarter trained interns and 1 slightly trained intern. Thank you" -Military council

That will be 59,250 Djurs. Your purchase has been completed.

[Bigpipstan]

"2507 fully trained unpaid interns please. Preferably some who know how to farm if possible" -Emperor Bigpip

[Krow-Bock]

500,000,000 untrained for 50,000,000,000

[Republica Federal de Catalunya]

In not interested and I condemn slavery. But, How much is a djur worth?

[Not a Vavlarian Enslaving Corporation]

All orders have been processed and workers sent by now. Next!

[Krow-Bock]

All orders have been processed and workers sent by now. Next!

why thank you fellow leader

[Not a Vavlarian Enslaving Corporation]

/OPbumpsthisthread
/buyfromusorelsewewillbuyyouthroughannexation

[New order of Equus]

"300 fully trained and educated interns for 100 kg of raw gold. Deal?" -Diamond Aura

[Bigpipstan]

"Hello humans, we would like to buy 985 untrained unpayed interns." Emperor Bigpip

[Not a Vavlarian Enslaving Corporation]

"300 fully trained and educated interns for 100 kg of raw gold. Deal?" -Diamond Aura

We care not for gold or silver, but money, and that money is things such as Opal and gemstones. Your request is Rejected.

"Hello humans, we would like to buy 985 untrained unpayed interns." Emperor Bigpip

That will be 98,500 Djurs!

[Honeydewistania]

How much do brick chairs cost? I think it's cheaper to buy comfortable relaxing spots to rests on the spot instead of hiring slaves from you to build them for me.

Name your price.

[Krow-Bock]

I formally announce the cancellation of our current deal as we feel we reached our ideal size with the amount of unpaid interns we have solicitated from you in the past. We send you the last amount of currency to meet our obligation and therefore.

Take care leader and fellow nations,