Tonga needs ships!

[The Selkie]

We'll take 5 for 4750000.

TO: Ministry of Defence of Toonga, Office for Procurement (or equivalent).

Return Adress: Misstress Nora Cathlong of the Tribe of Cork, Oifig House, Board of Directors, Silverport.

Thursday, 17th of March, 2022.

Dear Sirs and/or Ma'ams,
in the name of the Board of Directors of Silverport Dockyards Limited, I am pleased to announce, that we accept your order for five Pattern 502 Landing Craft. The total would come up to 4.75 million NSD (4,750,000 NSD). We would like to ask you to wire transfer the money to us, you will find the account information attached below.

We would like to offer you to send sailors and crews to Silverport in order to get to know the ships before their commissioning. Room and board would be our charge.

I remain respectfully yours and hope for future business,
Nora Cathlong of the Tribe of Cork,
Representing the Board of Directors of Silverport Dockyards Ltd..

[Toonga]

We'll take 5 for 4750000.

TO: Ministry of Defence of Toonga, Office for Procurement (or equivalent).

Return Adress: Misstress Nora Cathlong of the Tribe of Cork, Oifig House, Board of Directors, Silverport.

Thursday, 17th of March, 2022.

Dear Sirs and/or Ma'ams,
in the name of the Board of Directors of Silverport Dockyards Limited, I am pleased to announce, that we accept your order for five Pattern 502 Landing Craft. The total would come up to 4.75 million NSD (4,750,000 NSD). We would like to ask you to wire transfer the money to us, you will find the account information attached below.

We would like to offer you to send sailors and crews to Silverport in order to get to know the ships before their commissioning. Room and board would be our charge.

I remain respectfully yours and hope for future business,
Nora Cathlong of the Tribe of Cork,
Representing the Board of Directors of Silverport Dockyards Ltd..

We will send a crew and wire the transfer of money.

Thank you. This was crazy, though, so thread closed.