Genetically Engineered Pets™

[The shee species]

Rigor Weertman & Sons, The Cristogonus Corperation offers
Genetically Engineered Pets™!





















For the bargen price of just $200 per feture, pick out what you like form the charts, or for a simple thousand a GenBox™ as shown, of your very own. Only from the shee, race of Scince, can you get an adorable pet.... unlike anything else ever to live.

[Joshuahood]

OOC: Do any of the pets possess notable features, such as smartness or the ability to jump or climb?

[The shee species]

OOC: Do any of the pets possess notable features, such as smartness or the ability to jump or climb?

OOC: That's up to you, the buyer.

[Joshuahood]

The Senatus Populusque of Joshuahood would like to buy 7 of whatever the creature is on the left (OOC: looks like a monkey), with the capability to learn a lot very quickly, obey without question, and climb and jump, if this is possible. They will be the Imperator's new pets, so make no mistakes.

[The shee species]

The Senatus Populusque of Joshuahood would like to buy 7 of whatever the creature is on the left (OOC: looks like a monkey), with the capability to learn a lot very quickly, obey without question, and climb and jump, if this is possible. They will be the Imperator's new pets, so make no mistakes.

Sold. Please, do not threaten, we work well be they for a national leader or a poor man.

[Shinkadomayaka]

Could we get a catalog, since the images are hard to see?

[The shee species]

Could we get a catalog, since the images are hard to see?

OOC: No, as if not you'd easly see the quick P-shop done to make the pics.

[Shinkadomayaka]

Very well, then we would like to order an intelligent version of the fourth creature in the first row, preferably red.

[The shee species]

Very well, then we would like to order an intelligent version of the fourth creature in the first row, preferably red.

Sold.

[Shinkadomayaka]

Very well, then we would like to order an intelligent version of the fourth creature in the first row, preferably red.

Sold.

Thank you. Would we be permitted to clone the creature?

[The shee species]

Very well, then we would like to order an intelligent version of the fourth creature in the first row, preferably red.

Sold.

Thank you. Would we be permitted to clone the creature?

If you want to.

[Shinkadomayaka]

Very well, then we would like to order an intelligent version of the fourth creature in the first row, preferably red.

Sold.

Thank you. Would we be permitted to clone the creature?

If you want to.

Thank you.

[The shee species]

Thank you.

You are welcome.

[Willenburg]

"Geneticly" engineered?

[The shee species]

Could one of these serve as a guidance system in a missile?

Unlikely. Better to stick with computers for that sort of thing.

[Fedeledland]

We want 10 of our Golden Hawks, but bigger and with human in†elligence (custom order)

[The shee species]

We want 10 of our Golden Hawks, but bigger and with human in†elligence (custom order)

O.K. sold, we just need some DNA from normal golden hawks as a base to do the GM on.

[Fedeledland]

We want 10 of our Golden Hawks, but bigger and with human in†elligence (custom order)

O.K. sold, we just need some DNA from normal golden hawks as a base to do the GM on.

Would some feathers work? One of the Hawks died near the Palace and we got it's feathers.

[The shee species]

We want 10 of our Golden Hawks, but bigger and with human in†elligence (custom order)

O.K. sold, we just need some DNA from normal golden hawks as a base to do the GM on.

Would some feathers work? One of the Hawks died near the Palace and we got it's feathers.

Quite well. Once we get them, we can get to spliceing up your new pets.

[The Banshee species]

Four grendels with enlarged brains and more armored scales.

[Captain Crows Crew]

i'll buy an asian girl with the loyalness of a golden retriever... that will do whatever I say!!!!

[New Amerik]

From a fellow nation of Science, we would like to order.....well, how many GEP kits do you have on hand? We would be prepared to spend a bit of our Biotechnology Division budget on these. We would like to order....well, twenty, perhaps? For experimentation of course......and reverse engineering to make our own to sell to Amerikan citizens.

[The shee species]

From a fellow nation of Science, we would like to order.....well, how many GEP kits do you have on hand? We would be prepared to spend a bit of our Biotechnology Division budget on these. We would like to order....well, twenty, perhaps? For experimentation of course......and reverse engineering to make our own to sell to Amerikan citizens.

Twenty have been sold. Thank you for your order.

[The shee species]

i'll buy an asian girl with the loyalness of a golden retriever... that will do whatever I say!!!!

I assume that by that you mean "rule 32" but sold. Even if it is somewhat odd.

[Lemonius]

Good sirs,

Do you have any lizard like species, such as an 'Earth' 'Gecko'?

If so, we would like to purchase a gecko, with the ability to speak and sound like a rather posh British business man. We would also like him to be able to learn things exceptionally quickly and be totally obedient.

i'll buy an asian girl with the loyalness of a golden retriever... that will do whatever I say!!!!

And one of these.

Thank you