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Diaboland
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Auction house buying foreign luxuries

Postby Diaboland » Wed Feb 09, 2022 5:26 pm

To the nations of the world,
I am seeking luxuries, artifacts, and one-of-a-kind items from other countries to sell in Diaboland's prestigious Spiran Auction House. Please make offers detailing the items and their price, and I shall examine it and approve it.
Sincerely, Madame Francine L'inferno

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Diaboland
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Postby Diaboland » Sat Feb 12, 2022 11:06 am

/bump

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Kenshan
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Founded: Feb 12, 2022
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Auction house buying foreign luxuries

Postby Kenshan » Sun Feb 13, 2022 2:56 am

Our country intends to export the only wooden block dog in the world.
This is a work of our biochemical experimenters. Its mood is very wooden, usually motionless, but this dog never pees, eats less, and is very healthy. It also easy to feed.
We hope that your auction house will be able to estimate the price. If there is a buyer, we will treat the dog in accordance with the quarantine requirements of the buyer's country.
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--Sincerely,
Kenshan Luxury Import & Export Manage Company Group

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PhilTech
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Founded: Sep 29, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby PhilTech » Sun Feb 13, 2022 3:42 am

May I offer you this?
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I won't give you the details; mystery is what makes an item very valuable. Just inject this bad boy in one of your minions and see what happens---truly beautiful I'll say. You're free to name it whatever you like.

As for the price...I'll give it for free, just for you, because you're my favorite Demon.

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West Bromwich Holme
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Postby West Bromwich Holme » Sun Feb 13, 2022 3:55 am

We are offering you a rare car, which is not found elsewhere:

1993 CELSAN ASTRA KD 180i GT 130
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This example is finished in arctic white, and is powered by a 1.8-litre/132bhp 4-cylinder petrol engine. It has a weight-to-power ratio of 18.75 lb/bhp.

This has sports seats, and looks sporty too with its 17-inch alloy wheels and has a 5-speed manual transmission.

Only 1,860 of the 59,680 built survive, meaning just 3% are left now, making it a rare car.

This vehicle is right-hand drive and is in excellent condition.

Open to offers now. Parts supplies will be flown in as needed.
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The CubeLand
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Founded: Oct 18, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby The CubeLand » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:14 am

Hello!

We are offering you a VERY RARE set of racing slicks. (racing tires) there are only 8 of these that currently exist.
The tires are made with state of the art, classified compound which makes the tires grip and last up to 10 years!

So if your interested in buying these for 1b cube dollars (100m US Dollars) pls telegram me about it.
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Diaboland
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Postby Diaboland » Sun Feb 13, 2022 1:24 pm

to Kenshan,
Upon inspection, we have discovered that this "biochemically made" wooden dog is indeed just a wooden dog with nothing special about it. However we would like to congratulate you for trying to swindle us. We would be happy to hire some businessmen from your country. We will offer $5000 for the dog.


to PhilTech,
Thank you for your kindness. We are happy to have such a strange and mysterious item in our possession


to West Bromwich Holme,
We would like to offer you 1 million dollars for this state-of-the-art car. Thank you, as this will certainly be popular among Diablian auto enthusiasts.

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Tekatus
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Founded: Dec 25, 2021
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Postby Tekatus » Sun Feb 13, 2022 2:00 pm

The Directorate of Tekatus would like to offer you this incredibly depressed Robot arm. It’s been a real mood killer.

We’re not picky, name a price.

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Diaboland
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Postby Diaboland » Sun Feb 13, 2022 11:45 pm

to Tekatus,
This depressed robot arm could actually be quite useful. We are happy to take it off your hands for $25,000.

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Bigpipstan
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Bigpipstan » Mon Feb 14, 2022 8:38 am

We have seven sculptures sculpted out of jade to offer. We weighted the three sculptures and suprisingly they all weigh 7kg.
Two of them resemble humans sitting down, first of normal quality and second of good quality. The third is abstract and resembles the letter "H" and is of normal quality. The forth resembles a totem and is of excelent quality. The fifth sculpture resembles a potted flower and is of good quality. The sixth sculpture resembles a different totem and is of good quality. And finaly the seventh sculpture resembles a sailing ship and is of good quality.
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Buraqui
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Founded: Feb 11, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Buraqui » Tue Feb 15, 2022 6:21 pm

The nation of Buraqui is willing to sell or exclusive stockpile of 100 Barbery Leopard pelts. These are the last of their kind, remnants of the last great cats that roamed the Amur Savanna until their extension in 1899. Prized by every global culture for their intricate spotted pattern, deep amber and mahogany hues, silky soft texture, we have the last remaining specimens in existence! The selling price (non-negotiable) for each pelt is 10,000,000.00 NSD. Please consider this offer a generous, limited time opportunity, to obtain one of the worlds greatest luxurious.

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Diaboland
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Postby Diaboland » Tue Feb 15, 2022 8:08 pm

To Bigpipstan,
For the finely crafted jade sculptures, we offer 7 million.


To Buraqui,
We absolutely cannot pass up this offer. Your money is on the way.

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Cheries
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Founded: Oct 15, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cheries » Fri Feb 18, 2022 10:23 am

Cheries offers forth an antique furniture set owned by the late emperor Paine IX. Featuring a sofa, 2.7m long, 1.1m tall, and 0.9m in depth, two loveseats, both 1.9m by 1.1m by 0.9m, four living-chairs, 0.9m by 1.1m by 0.9m, and seven 0.6m by 0.6m by 0.6m ottomans, this furniture set is crafted from silk-satin cushions studded with genuine, polished and lacquered mahogany wood, decorative jade and silver black-footed-cat statuettes fixed to the arms, and electrum trim/rivets. Believed to have been made by the legendary Cherian woodworker Joreṡ Pȧnexti, these pieces have been dated to 1823. The only furniture remaining from the sack of Paine's palace in 1950, any other pieces of the set have been destroyed, and are one of the few surviving possessions of the emperor. All of the pieces are, due to their age, slightly worn, but all near-perfectly preserved. To show our forever devotion to hating him and everything he did, we humbly offer this furniture to you. The selling price for this marvelous set, per piece, is 475,525ƌ̼ (~584,731.63 USD)
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Diaboland
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Postby Diaboland » Fri Feb 18, 2022 5:10 pm

To Cheries,
We would be happy to pay the asking price for this beautiful, historical furniture set.

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Zaambate Te Ahaa
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Founded: Feb 16, 2022
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Postby Zaambate Te Ahaa » Sat Feb 19, 2022 9:26 am

Recently it has come to pass in Zaambate Té Aháa that certain leaders from our nations recent past have fallen dramatically from favor of public eye for their less than reputable nature and methods. As such, their effects left over in the Mezan Nkolé are under extra scrutiny by the new regime. While once we considered destroying these relics, we would then risk ourselves and the world forget the sins of our ancestors, and we wish not to be accused of erasure of our own mistakes. But I do not want them in my palace. I take accountability, but I do not take these artifacts as mine. To part with, we have four statues entirely of unweathered copper and brass resembling these four figures, seven various portraits of these leaders, and four busts, again of copper, of their heads. Each statue is approximately 7 feet in height, and we begin the bargaining for them at 50,000 NS. Each portrait was made with attention to detail, and will be priced at 30,000. NS. The busts will be 5,000 NSD a piece, but this is all or beginning price. Should you have any interests in a collection of the greatest criminals in our history, then we invite you to give us w counteroffer should you find our pricing unreasonable. I am very eager to part with these belongings. I look forward to your reply.
Graciously, Nkolé Drazhaan Kelbon.


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