Barleycorn Tactical Liquors Product Catalog [DO NOT POST]

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Barleycorn Tactical Liquors Product Catalog

Shturm Assault Vodka
Broadside Naval Rum
Freeman's Tea Cocaine Vodka
Flammenwerfer Cinnamon Whiskey

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Shturm Assault Vodka

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ABV: 40%
Price: 5-liter jerrycan - $75 , 20-liter jerrycan - $300,
Make all your orders at Allanean Defense Exports

Background: For many centuries, issuing an alcohol ration was a military tradition for the world’s finest military forces. Rum and vodka, schnapps, sake, and beer formed part of the rations of the combatants in the World Wars, champagne was the famed drink of House Romanov’s Household Cavalry, and during the Second World War the Soviet Union’s leaders budgeted 200 grams of vodka per day for all troops engaged in offensive operations.

In Allanea, the military drink of choice has long been vodka. Barleycorn Tactical Liquors Incorporated is the lead supplier of this, and other drinks, to the Free Kingdom Armed Forces. It is for this reason that the product is named Shturm - literally, Assault, due to it being originally made for issue to infantry prior to assaults against enemy trenches and fortifications.

For those reasons, Shturm Assault Vodka^TM is packaged in sturdy steel jerrycans (with a food-safe interior coating, of course), ensuring it can be handled safely to dispense alcohol in field conditions.

However, it soon turned out that Shturm Assault Vodka^TM vodka is also desired for civilian needs, as we will explain below.

Description: Shturm Assault Vodka^TM is near flavorless, with a mild grain aftertaste. It is pure, having been filtered through several layers of coal and advanced graphene filters, but in itself is just what it sounds like - a strong grain liquor.

This quality - of being a strong, affordable liquor - has made it popular for civilians to use at parties - where a large amount of people need to be rapidly supplied with alcohol - taken neat, or as a basis for punches and cocktails. For the same reason, it is popular with bars and night clubs, where the jerry cans can be held behind a counter, and poured out as needed when the bartender needs to make a cocktail.

Now, for the first time, we are making our Shturm Assault Vodka^TM available for military and civilian consumers around the world. You can use it as a supply for your open air party, for your outing with friends - or just down a 200-gram shot and feel like the hero you truly are.

Here at Barleycorn Tactical Liquors we won’t bother pretending to be some kind of namby pamby alcohol company that pretends to try and encourage you to drink ‘responsibly’ even as it sells you liters of liquor. No, we’re the sort of company that sells you vodka in jerry cans. We are Allaneans. We won’t pretend to be who we are not. We know what you’re getting this for, too. So we encourage you to embrace the hero within.

Shturm Assault Vodka^TM
Drink Heroically.

Make all your orders at Allanean Defense Exports


OOC:

For some clarification, the prices above exclude whatever excise price your nation has. You can of course order this product the normal way, by posting in-character that your nation wants to order XYZ cans of vodka, or we can negotiate for some supermarket chain in your nation to sell this thing, or perhaps for some military organization to sign large-scale supply contracts (in which case I don’t think we should bother with specific numbers of cans unless you really want to).

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Broadside Naval Rum

Art by Nachmere
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ABV: 55% ABV
Price: 5-liter jerrycan - $80 , 20-liter jerrycan - $320
Contents: Alcohol, sugar, food colorants, garlic, cinnamon, pepper.
Make all your orders at Allanean Defense Exports

Background: For many centuries, issuing an alcohol ration was a military tradition for the world’s finest military forces. Rum rations in particular were the mainstay of naval forces in some of the greatest conflicts in history. The rum ration had been the tradition of the Royal Navy during the Napoleonic Wars, had been carried to victory by the Anti-Slavery Squadrons. It was still in use during the World Wars. As we at Barleycorn Tactical Liquors say – you can say whatever you want about alcohol and drugs, but when you need your civilization protected, who are you going to call, a teetotaller?

Our rum is modeled on traditional 19th century recipes, and – like the rum ration issued to Nelson's men – it is strong enough that gunpowder can be soaked in this rum entirely – and still burn! (Indeed, Broadside Naval Rum^TM itself is still flammable, and can be used as a basis for an incendiary weapon in an emergency!)


As a military ration, Broadside Naval Rum^TM is packaged in sturdy steel jerrycans (with a food-safe interior coating, of course), ensuring it can be handled safely to dispense alcohol in field conditions.

However, it soon turned out that Broadside Naval Rum^TM is also desired for civilian needs, as we will explain below.

Description: Broadside Naval Rum^TM is a strong drink, amber-colored, with a cinnamon and clove taste, and a touch of pepper, with a hint of oak to its smell. Being a strong, affordable liquor, it is useful both in a military context and in a civilian one – it mixes well with cocktails, such as when taken together with Bloody Hare^TM. It can be served at parties, kept behind the counter in bars, or you can take a jerry can of Broadside Naval Rum^TM on your yacht to spice up your naval adventure.

Barleycorn Tactical Liquors is not the sort of company that caters to modern safety culture, to the sort of people who drink 35% rum and imagine themselves sailors. We are here to restore old tradition, to give you the rum of Admiral Nelson and Captain Flint. We are giving you the sort of rum that you can pour into a pot of gunpowder, and the gunpowder still light – so you can use it to light the fire within.

Broadside Naval Rum^TM
Light the Fire Within

Make all your orders at Allanean Defense Exports


OOC:

For some clarification, the prices above exclude whatever excise price your nation has. You can of course order this product the normal way, by posting in-character that your nation wants to order XYZ cans of liquor, or we can negotiate for some supermarket chain in your nation to sell this thing, or perhaps for some military organization to sign large-scale supply contracts (in which case I don’t think we should bother with specific numbers of cans unless you really want to).

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Freeman's Tea Cocaine Vodka

Art by Nachmere

ABV: 40%
Cocaine content: 200 mg / liter
Price: 5-liter jerrycan - $100 , 20-liter jerrycan - $400,
Make all your orders at Allanean Defense Exports

Background: Barleycorn Tactical Liquors is a famous worldwide supplier of liquors for use in military rations and in party/restaurant settings. Its Shurm Assault Vodka^TM and Broadside Naval Rum ^TM are sold in numerous countries around the world and are included in military rations in the Allanean and Marshite military, as well as some elements of the Greater Prussian Armed Forces.

With Freeman's Tea Cocaine Vodka^TM we bring back the ancient tradition of cocaine-infused alcohols, once indulged in by everyone from Popes to Emperors to common folk – indeed, the name of Freeman's Tea ^TM comes from the fashion of Russian sailors in the First World War who, per legend, put cocaine in their vodka rations before entering bayonet combat with their enemies.

The vodka is infused with a dose of about 20 milligrams of cocaine per 100 gram of vodka, which is just under size of a mild recreational dose of cocaine. A shot of Freeman's Tea Cocaine Vodka ^TM, however, achieves synergy between the alcohol and cocaine, and will doubtlessly fill the user with feelings of strength and cheer. It is therefore useful as a combat ration for units participating in offensives and close combat.

For those reasons, Freeman's Tea Cocaine Vodka^TM is packaged in sturdy steel jerrycans (with a food-safe interior coating, of course), ensuring it can be handled safely to dispense alcohol in field conditions.

However, it soon turned out that Freeman's Tea Cocaine Vodka^TM vodka is also desired for civilian needs, as we will explain below.

Description: Freeman's Tea Cocaine Vodka^TM is near flavorless, with a mild grain aftertaste. It is pure, having been filtered through several layers of coal and advanced graphene filters, but in itself is just what it sounds like - a strong grain liquor.

This quality - of being a strong, affordable liquor - has made it popular for civilians to use at parties - where a large amount of people need to be rapidly supplied with alcohol - taken neat, or as a basis for punches and cocktails. For the same reason, it is popular with bars and night clubs, where the jerry cans can be held behind a counter, and poured out as needed when the bartender needs to make a cocktail.

Now, for the first time, we are making our Freeman's Tea Cocaine Vodka^TM available for military and civilian consumers around the world. You can use it as a supply for your open air party, for your outing with friends - or just down a 100-gram shot and feel like the hero you truly are.

Once again, this advertisement message does not contain a 'drink responsibly' message. You should not be drinking this product if you're pregnant or have serious cardiovascular issues, but hopefully you already do this. Other than that… you expected a statement on responsible drinking in an ad for cocaine liquor? Seriously? This is the drink of the warriors of old. It does not come in a sippy cup.

Freeman's Tea Cocaine Vodka^TM
Hurrah.

Make all your orders at Allanean Defense Exports


OOC:

For some clarification, the prices above exclude whatever excise price your nation has. You can of course order this product the normal way, by posting in-character that your nation wants to order XYZ cans of vodka, or we can negotiate for some supermarket chain in your nation to sell this thing, or perhaps for some military organization to sign large-scale supply contracts (in which case I don’t think we should bother with specific numbers of cans unless you really want to).

Because this product is likely illegal in many nations, it should be stated OOC that while Barleycorn Tactical Liquors will sell to anyone, they themselves do not operate smuggling rings. So if you want to claim it's sold illegally in your nation you have to figure out how it gets there. It could be either Allanean smugglers or some other smugglers.

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Flammenwerfer Cinnamon Whiskey

Art by Nachmere

ABV: 40%
Price: 5-liter jerrycan - $75 , 20-liter jerrycan - $300,
Make all your orders at Allanean Defense Exports

Background: Barleycorn Tactical Liquors is a famous worldwide supplier of liquors for use in military rations and in party/restaurant settings. Its Shurm Assault Vodka^TM, Broadside Naval Rum ^TM and Freeman's Tea Cocaine Vodka^TM are sold in numerous countries around the world and are included in military rations in the Allanean and Marshite military, as well as some elements of the Greater Prussian Armed Forces.

As every company, Barleycorn Tactical Liquors has been seeking out new products to expand its product range. To appeal to more potential clients, both military organizations and private alcohol wholesalers such as event organizers and bartender, it was decided to add to our range of drinks one that could both be issued as an alcohol ration in the field to members of the armed forces and rescue organizations, as well as handed out at festivals at raves, parties and clubs.

For those reasons, Flammenwerfer Cinnamon Wihskey^TM is packaged in sturdy steel jerrycans (with a food-safe interior coating, of course), ensuring it can be handled safely to dispense alcohol in field conditions.


Description: Flammenwerfer Cinnamon Whiskey^TM is a sweet drink, with a strong cinnamon taste, that allows it to be consumed both neat and in a range of cocktails (for example, it can be mixed with eggnog to produce what we like to call the flammenog, or mixed with our very own Broadside Naval Rum ^TM and apple juice - the opportunities are endless. And of course, you can always drink it in shots - it’s just the kind of thing you take a shot of in a trench line before joining with your foe in ferocious hand-to-hand. In emergency situations, Flammenwerfer Cinnamon Whiskey^TM can also be lit on fire.

This quality - of being a strong, affordable liquor that can be consumed both neat and in cocktails - has made it popular for civilians to use at parties - where a large amount of people need to be rapidly supplied with alcohol - taken neat, or as a basis for punches and cocktails. For the same reason, it is popular with bars and night clubs, where the jerry cans can be held behind a counter, and poured out as needed when the bartender needs to make a cocktail.

Now, for the first time, we are making our Flammenwerfer Cinnamon Whiskey^TM available for military and civilian consumers around the world.

Once again, this advertisement message does not contain a 'drink responsibly' message. You should not be drinking this product if you're pregnant or have serious cardiovascular issues, but hopefully you already know this.

Flammenwerfer Cinnamon Whiskey^TM
Light Up the Night.

Make all your orders at Allanean Defense Exports


OOC:

For some clarification, the prices above exclude whatever excise price your nation has. You can of course order this product the normal way, by posting in-character that your nation wants to order XYZ cans of vodka, or we can negotiate for some supermarket chain in your nation to sell this thing, or perhaps for some military organization to sign large-scale supply contracts (in which case I don’t think we should bother with specific numbers of cans unless you really want to).

Because this product is likely illegal in many nations, it should be stated OOC that while Barleycorn Tactical Liquors will sell to anyone, they themselves do not operate smuggling rings. So if you want to claim it's sold illegally in your nation you have to figure out how it gets there. It could be either Allanean smugglers or some other smugglers.