Transformation store [FanT]

[Bigpipstan]

To: Garrison Wolffe, CEO of Wolff and Co.
From: Jolly Syringe
"The way it works is that we transform people into transfurs, or gootraxians as ponies want the company to call them, since it is a more accurate. So they won't be wild.
I must ask why you want assimilative transfurs, seems like an odd choice for a circus. However we have no objections to carrying this out because the wealth from this transaction can be used to improve buildings in Acrab colony."

[Bigpipstan]

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[Alpen Oil Company]

CONGRATS! YOU JUST EARNED A ONE TIME OFFER TO NO LONGER EXIST! HAPPY NOT EXISTING!

[Farnhamia]

/bump

Don't bump. Find something meaningful to post or let the thread be.

[Bigpipstan]

From: Jolly Syringe
"With decline in transformation sales. I have decided with my fellow workers that we will let the international audience decided what our company focus should be. That being a split between developing chemical weapons and improving existing transfurs. So we have managed to improve the apple wolf transfur. Apple wolf how has thicker arms and can deal more damage"

[Sector 12]

To: Lamiňík
From: Sector 12
Is it A.T.F or N.A.T.F?:
x3 Squid Dogs, A.T.F
payment kind: 3000C (credits), equals to 6000NSD
your location: Gamma Lafaryi System Planet 3

[Bigpipstan]

From: Jolly Syringe
To: Sector 12
"We thank you for using our services, we will get to work as soon as possible. Should take only one day, since it is only three assimilative squid dogs."

[Bigpipstan]

PSA
From: Jolly Syringe
"Our reasearchers were hard at work. Henceforth, all Feizao and Fashui gootraxians creating from this point on, will be faster, more damage resistant. Using genes from other improved gootraxians races, our researchers were also capable of giving them slightly faster regeneration.
There have also being live experiments conducted during skirmishes with pirates, see attachment:"

[Dimetrodon Empire]

To: Lamiňík
From: An anonymous undersecretary of Imperial Security

Ordering three Dragonoid transfers. This will be imposed on three captured humans who have been taken from a universe dominated by humans. We have studied their biology and have obtained all the interesting information we could out of them, but even under harsh imprisonment and experimentation, they all hold onto hope of escaping and returning to their former lives. Transfuring them will emphasize that will not happen (since even if they made it back to their world, they'd be outcasts), will reduce the cost of having to feed them, since humans have fast metabolisms and need a more complex diet, and will make them more suitable for grueling hard labor.

gootraxian kind and what amount. Is it A.T.F or N.A.T.F?: All N.A.T. F and all Dragonoids

payment kind: 3,000 NSD. Will pay in gold.

your location: You will be entering a pocket strange realm outside or normal space time, where we sentient dimetrodon live. There, you will find a planet similar to earth during its "Permian period." Coordinates can be found in the attached file.

Thank you and sincerely,

Imperial Security.

[Bigpipstan]

To: To undersecretary of Imperial Security
From: Jolly Syringe
"We will approve of your request. Your location may prove a challenge for our long distance teleporter. However since you were able to send us this formal letter, it should not be too much of a hassle to complete your
three person request. We get our on site transformation chambers ready with dragonoid goo. Thank you for making use of our services and choosing to pay in gold."

[The 1000 barbarians]

A man in a trench coat hands a Lamiňík employee a order "We have considered the benefits of keeping some of these abominations around. This order must remain secret." He says in a thick Russian accent before disappearing into the shadows
To: Lamiňík
From: The Barbarian Ministry of Transhumanisam
gootraxian kind and what amount. Is it A.T.F or N.A.T.F?: One of each NATF
payment kind: 1000g of plutonium in useful orb shapes (1g = ~40k)
your location: Bennett Island
Note: Can you try the transfers on MBHs? (modified barbarian humans)

[Bigpipstan]

To: The Barbarian Ministry of Transhumanisam
From: Jolly Syringe
"If the human modification is prosthetic/bionic then there will be problems during the process. However if the actual 'barbarian' part is just a slight genetic mofication. Then there should not be issues and we can approve this offer, while keeping it secret. We get everything ready at our headquaters/factory."

[Pretoria-Johannesburg]

MINISTRY OF INTERNATIONAL MEDIA AND AFFAIRS
Official Condemnation Record

THE MINISTRY OF INTERNATIONAL MEDIA AND AFFAIRS HEREBY READS IT THUS:
THE DECIVILIZED COMPANY OF LAMIŇÍK shall be condemned by the Ministry of International Media and Affairs’ Official Condemnation Record, hereby removing Bigpipstan’s recognition in Pretoria-Johannesburg.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECTS,
HEAD OF THE OFFICIAL CONDEMNATION RECORD ANITA NEÉ KRISOLM

[Bigpipstan]

From: Jolly Syringe
"With further research, we have managed to make all shark gootraxians last longer underwater without air. Also, deepblue wolf gootraxians are unavailable due to domestic demand. Apologies for the potential inconvenience"

MINISTRY OF INTERNATIONAL MEDIA AND AFFAIRS
Official Condemnation Record

THE MINISTRY OF INTERNATIONAL MEDIA AND AFFAIRS HEREBY READS IT THUS:
THE DECIVILIZED COMPANY OF LAMIŇÍK shall be condemned by the Ministry of International Media and Affairs’ Official Condemnation Record, hereby removing Bigpipstan’s recognition in Pretoria-Johannesburg.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECTS,
HEAD OF THE OFFICIAL CONDEMNATION RECORD ANITA NEÉ KRISOLM

From: Jolly Syringe
"Our company doesn't appreciate such rudeness from foreigners. I think you should know better then to insult a company working for a superpower. I don't think ponies at the military would be happy to hear that from your kind."

[Bigpipstan]

From: Jolly Syringe
"It is sad day for the company. A terrorist atack has took on the company headquaters. Destroying a lot of research that wasn't put into use yet. Undoing a lot of recent progress in transformative technology. Our trade capacity is currently more limited, however orders can still be placed by foreigners as usual."