Transformation store [FanT]

by **Bigpipstan** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:11 am

Lamiňík

Less humanity, less problems.

Lamiňík is a goverment owned company, which which provides full body alteration, to those who are unhappy with their human body or want a new body for it's benefits.
"Transfurs" are anorganic, adorable, slightly gooey people, with bodies created as result of human cells being assimilated by a special substance.

We are willing to make people into transfurs for a price. We would prefer payment in raw resources instead of NSD, like uranium or silver but that is up to you. Prices are listed in NSD.
organizations and goverments are welcome to make a offer but please, do not order transformation for a hundred thousand people at once. We can only process so many in a reasonable amount of time. Unless you are willing to wait.

We divide transfurs into two types: assimilative(A.T.F.) and non assimilative(N.A.T.F.). Assimilative can assimilate other humans into clones of themself, with the clone having soul and memories of the assimilated human. A.T.F. are more expensive then N.A.T.F. Assimilation does not work on species other then humans.
Since our nations are located in diferent universes, we will have to open a portal to your desired location. Through this portal will your people enter a Lamiňík facility. Where they will recive their transformation and then leave together.
Benefits of being a transfur:
longer lifespan, need to eat less, your body can withstand greater injuries than a human would(good if you are a soldier). You can sprint for long periods of time. Need less food to live.
Downsides of being a transfur:
you can't live in low temperatures, your body's safe temperature range is 5-50°C. Your body produces little to none body heat, so you can't use clothes as an insulant. You have a carnivorous diet.

Catalog of bodies:

Melon shark N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=3000NSD
melon shark has light green skin with darker green stripes on its limbs. It has a tea green muzzle and underbelly. It has two pink stripes on the upper side of it's arms. It has deep red horns which glow gently in the dark.
Nightling N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=3000NSD
A dark body with with big claws on it's arms. It has a light star shaped spot on the front of it's torso. It's eyes are red with yellow irises. It's eyes see well in the dark.
Tiger shark N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=3000NSD
Tiger shark is a mostly grey body with a white muzzle and stomach, and is covered in black stripes. It has dark blue eyes.
Kaiju N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=2000NSD
Kaiju is mainly dark blue, with a dark blue underbelly. Its eyes are purple and yellow. It has a large tail that has crystal-like spikes going down to the tip. Its tongue is constantly sticking out. It's slightly bigger than a human.
Carnelian N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=3000NSD
Cat-like in appearance with predominantly purple fur and with extruding red crystal chunks in the upper torso and knee region. Along with red glowing claws and horns, it also has a big, fluffy tail with a bright red glowing pattern at the top.
Red cat N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=2000NSD
This body is mostly red, with white fur on its torso, muzzle, and the inside of its ears. The tips of its limbs are a darker shade of red, with even darker colored spots scattered all over. Its short nails are black.
Plantix N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=2000NSD
Plantix has a horizontal dark green stripe on it's legs and arms. It has a pair of non fuctional transparent isect wings. It has a big dark green tail with three flower on it.
Dragonoid N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=2000NSD
Dragonoid is a brown body which has a pair of non fuctional wings, horns, two beige cresent spots on front of it's arms and legs.
Lang N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=2000NSD
Lang is mostly periwinkle blue, with purple markings on its tail, limbs, and ears. It has a pattern that resembles tears under its eyes. The body has a panda like build.

Apple wolf N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=2000NSD
Apple wolf is a body has a blue surface with lighter spots on it. with a dark blue spot on it's upper torso. This body has a wide range of eye color.
Red leopard N.A.T.F=4000NSD
Red leopard as the name implies, is a red snow leopard like body with white hair. Unlike other bodies listed here, this one has other benefits: It emits red light, iluminating small area around itself. It has a green surface on it's dominant hand which invigorates plants. It is capable of projecting a weak shield bubble, which can stop projectiles or punches. Does not have a A.T.F varient
Shinox N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=3000NSD

Heterochromatic N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=2000NSD
This dark body has red right eye and blue left eye. It's body is covered in stripes, with red stripes on the right and blue stripes on the left. It has white chest tuff.
Lemon shark N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=2000NSD
Similar to tiger shark, lemon shark has white belly and yellow surface. With deep green stripes, slanted eyes with purple irises.
Lantern shark N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=2000NSD
Dark blue sharklike body with a dark violet belly. It's body is covered in blue stripes that glow. It has slanted eyes with blue irises.
Kawaii shark N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=2000NSD
Similar to tiger shark. Has a pink body, pink irises and white belly. It's body has white stripes.
Feizao N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=2000NSD
Similar to Fashui is a Squirrel like transfur with vibrant orange body with some red spots. It has short yellow glowing horns. It's yellow tail tip glows in dark.
Fashui N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=2000NSD
Squirrel like transfur with mint colored body, large tail and deep green irises.
Crystaline N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=2000NSD
A purple bat humanoid with large ears, teal green eyes, small non functunal wings and violet crystals growing out of it. It also has small tail and white belly, with the upper part of it being goo fluff. It also has a pair of pink horns.
Sprinkle kit N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=2000NSD
A feline transfur that looks like a ice cream. With red, yellow and blue spots on it's body. It's wide tail resembles a icecream cone.
Nightsky N.A.T.F=1000NSD A.T.F=2000NSD
A blue transfur body with a white belly and and white spots and white stripe across it's tail. The end of it's limbs is lighter hue of blue. It has glowing ring attached to it ear. Instead of a left eye, it has a glowing star, pretty but may not be practical.
Anima (custom transfur body) N.A.T.F=3100NSD

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Code: Select all: To: Lamiňík From: transfur kind and what amount. Is it A.T.F or N.A.T.F?: payment kind: your location:

by **Polish Prussian Commonwealth** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 7:03 am

Offical Communication from the Commonwealth of the Sister-Kingdoms of Prussia and Poland

"bruh."

by **Black Raven Movement** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 7:53 am

NATIONAL MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS

What the fuck.

by **Qhevak** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 7:57 am

To: Lamiňík
From: Hounds of Tindalos Interstellar Security, Zeru-φ Operational Pack

We recently discovered your storefront and am quite interested in your process, primarily out of gustatory curiosity. A week ago, we captured the nine conspirators behind the 2014 Tananika Habitat Bombing and are looking in having them discreetly turned into transfurs for use in an upcoming hunt.

We would like to order the following transformations:

Transfur kind and what amount. Is it A.T.F or N.A.T.F?:

1x Melon Shark
1x Nightling
1x Kaiju
1x Carnelian
1x Plantix
1x Dragonoid
1x Lang
1x Red Leopard
1x Shinox

All N.A.T.F.

Payment kind: 12,000 NSD, we will pay in gold.

Your location: We will be landed at a discreet wild planet, see attached file for details.

Many thanks,

Hounds of Tindalos Interstellar Security

by **Bigpipstan** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 10:59 am

To: Hounds of Tindalos Interstellar Security, Zeru-φ Operational Pack
From: Laminíňík
"Your order has been recived and accepted. We will open a portal to our facility at you desired location. Since you are ordering transformations for only nine people, the whole proccess will take less then a day."

by **Bigpipstan** » Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:06 am

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by **The Imagination Animals** » Thu Nov 11, 2021 7:40 pm

To: Lamiňík
From: Starfire Koriand'r
transfur kind and what amount. Is it A.T.F or N.A.T.F?:
1x Apple Wolf, NATF
payment kind: 1000NSD
your location: Titan Tower

by **Bigpipstan** » Fri Nov 12, 2021 8:29 am

To: Starfire Koriand'r
From: Lamiňík
"Your order has been recived and accepted. The whole process will take less then a day, we hope you won't be disapointed with your order."

by **Bigpipstan** » Fri Jan 14, 2022 8:02 am

The forepony of Lamiňík, Blade Gypsy would like to announce that Lamiňík now has a custom body option for purchase. This option costs 3100 NSD.

by **Aroil** » Sat Jan 22, 2022 9:34 am

Aroil Department of Foreign Affairs:
This is not ok. It's time to stop. This is just...pure.....gross. This is an avengers level threat. This is a crime against my eyes.

by **Sovarion** » Tue Feb 01, 2022 1:45 pm

Incoming transmission from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs

"Delete this."

by **Bigpipstan** » Thu Mar 10, 2022 10:55 am

/bump

by **Soveiniesberg** » Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:03 am

microphone taps, 2x"WHAT THE HELL!? WHAT IS THIS STUPID FURRY STUFF!?

audio clip supposedly traced from "Soveiniesberg", sent to official transformation store email

by **Bigpipstan** » Sun Apr 24, 2022 9:16 am

Lamiňík company is still open.

by **The Imagination Animals** » Sun Apr 24, 2022 10:44 am

Dear Lamiňík,

I have just discovered your company, and would like to make five orders. These orders are for a group of young men and women who claim they are heroes, but in reality are just trying to stop everything I do in life. I’m just done with it, and felt that transformation into transfurs are the best solution for me. This, I’d like to make these orders:

To: Lamiňík
From: Benedict Uno
transfur kind and what amount. Is it A.T.F or N.A.T.F?:

1x Red leopard
1x Apple Wolf
1x Lang
1x Fashui
1x Melon shark

All N.A.T.F

payment kind: 12000 NSD

your location: Delightful Mansion, Dakatmori, Bruzels, Crossoveria

Thank you sincerely,

Benedict Uno

by **Bigpipstan** » Sun Apr 24, 2022 11:03 am

To: Benedict Uno
From: Lamiňík
"Your order has been recived and accepted. The whole process will be complete within a day, we wish you luck."

by **Bigpipstan** » Sat May 07, 2022 11:35 pm

Crystaline, Sprinkle kit and Nightsky have been added to the catalog.

by **Diaboland** » Tue May 10, 2022 4:08 pm

To: Lamiňík
From:Stranger and Sisters Circus
transfur kind and what amount. Is it A.T.F or N.A.T.F?:
1x Tiger Shark
1x Heterochromatic
1x Nightsky
All N.A.T.F.
payment kind: 3000
your location: Lucifer's End, Diaboland

Dear Laminik,
We are a travelling circus who wishes to broaden our horizons and have more diversity in performers and acts. We are excited to experiment with the possibilities of having transfur sideshow acts. If they are popular with the public, we will consider ordering more.
Sincerely, Stranger and Sisters

by **Great United States** » Tue May 10, 2022 4:17 pm

Although the Government of the CFUS(IC name)is disgusted by this,it wishes to experiment with one of these "transfurs"to see how they would react to being transformed

by **Bigpipstan** » Wed May 11, 2022 6:27 am

From: Lamiňík
To: Stranger and Sisters Circus
"The whole transformation procedure will be complete within a day. Thank you for using our service. We hope you will have more success with your transformed entertainers." -Lamiňik worker

From: Lamiňík
To: Government of the CFUS
"If you need anyone transformed into a transfur then send us a letter. At the moment we have all the resources needed to complete desired orders." -Lamiňik worker

by **Diaboland** » Sun May 15, 2022 4:18 pm

To: Lamiňík
From: Stranger and Sisters Circus
transfur kind and what amount. Is it A.T.F or N.A.T.F?:
1x Red Leopard
1x Crystaline
1x Sprinkle Kit
1x Kaiju
1x Fashui
All NATF
payment kind: NSD
your location:Lucifer's End, Diaboland

These transfurs have become star performers receiving national celebrity status! The audience cannot get enough, we must order more!

by **Bigpipstan** » Mon May 16, 2022 6:49 am

From: Lamiňík
To: Stranger and Sisters Circus
"The whole transformation procedure will be complete in a day. We are glad that our services have been noticed. For the time being we put you on our list of orders." -Lamiňik worker

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