TO ALL IT MAY CONCERN:
Official Greetings from Timsvill. The economic planning secretary has requested I send a telegram out to all of the nations of the world. We are requesting a nation take an export of Timsvill Gold, Political Prisoners and our national cash crop Marijuana. In return we request that our country be sent $200,000 and some of your countries finest goods.
The political prisoners are ones from conquered nations and we humbly ask that you take them out of our hands. You may set them free, you may imprison them again or you may use them as slaves. We just request you take the former President of Maxvill, the religious leader of Viollette, and the Grand Poobah of Idoits off our hands.
Along with the prisoners, we will send the following amount of gold and marijuana:1: 50 pounds of pure 10K Gold
2: 25 pounds of Purple Timsvill Kush.
We look forward to your responses and open trade talks.
Sincerely,
Greg Daniels
Timsvill President