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Soveiniesberg
Diplomat
 
Posts: 735
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Soveiniesberg » Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:38 am

* RECIPIENT: Soveiniesberg
* AMOUNT: 6,000,000 Bananas
* COMMENT (optional): uhh, we need bananas for military rations.
A city state on.. an island, where it's cold-as-all-balls.
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COGCON LEVEL: 4
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Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes

Kinda bored with NS lmao | Last upd. 4/6/24
My pillow's cold by the time I get home
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Mackiland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 193
Founded: Feb 15, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Mackiland » Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:07 am

Goraria wrote: * RECIPIENT: Goraria
* AMOUNT: 1000000000
* COMMENT (optional): if there’s a brown spot on the skin I’m calling the manager!

Countesia wrote: * RECIPIENT: Countesian Go-Karting League
* AMOUNT: 1,000,000 banana peels
* COMMENT (optional): just the peels bro

The State of Moultrie wrote: * RECIPIENT: Jaime Harrison
* AMOUNT: 0
* COMMENT (optional): Nah, i'm not Hungry

-Astoria- wrote: * RECIPIENT: Callum Young
* AMOUNT: 30
* COMMENT (optional): Just the thing I need in my life! :lol:

Aanchean wrote: * RECIPIENT: Aanchean
* AMOUNT: 1000
* COMMENT please just help us one of our towns has a fruit shortage

Random Country 453632 wrote: * RECIPIENT: Random Country 453632
* AMOUNT: 546465
* COMMENT (optional): Oh no! We ran out and our country needs MOAAAAR BANAN BOOMERANG

Soveiniesberg wrote: * RECIPIENT: Soveiniesberg
* AMOUNT: 6,000,000 Bananas
* COMMENT (optional): uhh, we need bananas for military rations.



Thank you for your kind order! Our monkeys will be right there REALLY SOON!
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"Some meaningful quote that could change your life" ~ a wise philosopher

I make some tools for NS
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Mackiland factbook
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Berusturg
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 149
Founded: Nov 22, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Berusturg » Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:13 am

* RECIPIENT: Banana Man
* AMOUNT: 1000 (and a bonus one)
* COMMENT (optional): No banana make you go insane
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Yaak
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 475
Founded: Sep 19, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Yaak » Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:14 am

* RECIPIENT: JUAN
* AMOUNT: -1 BANANAS
* COMMENT: POTASSIUM HAS A LOT OF FAT, SO I ORDERED NEGATIVE UNITS.
Taiwan is a country, Tiananmen Square Protests happened, and free Tibet.

Ukraine is not Russia, and it will never be.

Russia and China cutting Ukraine and Taiwan like a cake.
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Mackiland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 193
Founded: Feb 15, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Mackiland » Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:18 am

Berusturg wrote: * RECIPIENT: Banana Man
* AMOUNT: 1000 (and a bonus one)
* COMMENT (optional): No banana make you go insane


Thanks, your 1001 bananas will be delivered very soon!
That is true! Bananas are just so good!

Yaak wrote: * RECIPIENT: JUAN
* AMOUNT: -1 BANANAS
* COMMENT: POTASSIUM HAS A LOT OF FAT, SO I ORDERED NEGATIVE UNITS.


Thanks, our monkey will be there real soon and take the first banana it sees from your nation!
A very cool person
"Some meaningful quote that could change your life" ~ a wise philosopher

I make some tools for NS
Pro: crastination

Mackiland factbook
Con: stipation
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Dispertag
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 169
Founded: Nov 22, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dispertag » Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:20 am

* RECIPIENT: Sandra Uriarte Figueras
* AMOUNT: 2
* COMMENT (optional): The President can't seem to find a man who will please her...
I,AUGUSTO SANTAMARÍA ÚZQUEDA, RULE THIS MONARCHY CALLED
REINO DE DISPERTAG
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
“Tiempo de rojos: hambre y piojos” —> “Commie time: hunger and lice”
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Kasa Tkoth Sphere
Envoy
 
Posts: 268
Founded: Apr 23, 2019
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Kasa Tkoth Sphere » Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:21 am

* RECIPIENT: anonymous (pls deliver to Sahliara Orbital Fan Club)
* AMOUNT: 6
* COMMENT (optional): why is everyone yelling, i just came in here to get some bananas
"You are not the person they think is hiding inside you. You're the person who can see yourself clearly."

Holder of Dreams and the K-Sphere are tirelessly working to put your preferences first and mortality last. Planetary upload procedures available on request!
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Mackiland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 193
Founded: Feb 15, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Mackiland » Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:25 am

Dispertag wrote: * RECIPIENT: Sandra Uriarte Figueras
* AMOUNT: 2
* COMMENT (optional): The President can't seem to find a man who will please her...


Vasuka, the second president of Mackiland, will deliver the bananas to you himself!

Kasa Tkoth Sphere wrote: * RECIPIENT: anonymous (pls deliver to Sahliara Orbital Fan Club)
* AMOUNT: 6
* COMMENT (optional): why is everyone yelling, i just came in here to get some bananas


You will have your bananas very soon! Thanks for your purchase!
A very cool person
"Some meaningful quote that could change your life" ~ a wise philosopher

I make some tools for NS
Pro: crastination

Mackiland factbook
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Yaak
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 475
Founded: Sep 19, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Yaak » Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:28 am


* COMMENT: MAKE IT QUICK OR ELSE WE WILL PUT OUR NATION'S ONE BANANA IN A HIGH-SECURITY VAULT.
Last edited by Yaak on Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:29 am, edited 1 time in total.
Taiwan is a country, Tiananmen Square Protests happened, and free Tibet.

Ukraine is not Russia, and it will never be.

Russia and China cutting Ukraine and Taiwan like a cake.
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Mackiland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 193
Founded: Feb 15, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Mackiland » Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:30 am

Yaak wrote:
* COMMENT: MAKE IT QUICK OR ELSE WE WILL PUT OUR NATION'S ONE BANANA IN A HIGH-SECURITY VAULT.


Done! The monkey saw a child in the park about to eat the banana. Our monkey bravely stole it from the child!
A very cool person
"Some meaningful quote that could change your life" ~ a wise philosopher

I make some tools for NS
Pro: crastination

Mackiland factbook
Con: stipation
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Yaak
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 475
Founded: Sep 19, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Yaak » Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:33 am


* COMMENT: I HAVE MADE THE STORE OFFICIAL AND BANNED YOU FROM IT. BEARS ARE BETTER THAN BORING MONKEYS.
Last edited by Yaak on Mon Jan 03, 2022 1:08 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Taiwan is a country, Tiananmen Square Protests happened, and free Tibet.

Ukraine is not Russia, and it will never be.

Russia and China cutting Ukraine and Taiwan like a cake.
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Mackiland
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Posts: 193
Founded: Feb 15, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Mackiland » Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:35 am

Yaak wrote:

* COMMENT: WE WILL START SELLING APPLES BECAUSE OF YOU. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. (ALSO THE MONKEY WILL FACE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT)


Good luck selling apples! And no worries, our monkeys get executed anyway after they have done 5 deliveries.
A very cool person
"Some meaningful quote that could change your life" ~ a wise philosopher

I make some tools for NS
Pro: crastination

Mackiland factbook
Con: stipation
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CasioCalculators inc
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jan 03, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby CasioCalculators inc » Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:37 am

* RECIPIENT: Snickers Co
* AMOUNT: 9001
* COMMENT (optional): use the corporate credit card please
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Mackiland
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Posts: 193
Founded: Feb 15, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Mackiland » Mon Jan 03, 2022 11:40 am

CasioCalculators inc wrote: * RECIPIENT: Snickers Co
* AMOUNT: 9001
* COMMENT (optional): use the corporate credit card please


Thank you so much for your order! We have just sent the delivery monkey to your nation! And, of course, we will use the corporate credit card, no problem.
A very cool person
"Some meaningful quote that could change your life" ~ a wise philosopher

I make some tools for NS
Pro: crastination

Mackiland factbook
Con: stipation
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Yaak
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 475
Founded: Sep 19, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Yaak » Tue Jan 04, 2022 10:36 am

Yaak wrote:

* COMMENT: CLOSE YOUR BUSINESS. AL COMMANDS YOU.
Taiwan is a country, Tiananmen Square Protests happened, and free Tibet.

Ukraine is not Russia, and it will never be.

Russia and China cutting Ukraine and Taiwan like a cake.
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Mackiland
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Posts: 193
Founded: Feb 15, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Mackiland » Tue Jan 04, 2022 10:38 am

Yaak wrote:
Yaak wrote:

* COMMENT: CLOSE YOUR BUSINESS. AL COMMANDS YOU.


No.
A very cool person
"Some meaningful quote that could change your life" ~ a wise philosopher

I make some tools for NS
Pro: crastination

Mackiland factbook
Con: stipation
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Nitrana
Diplomat
 
Posts: 554
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Nitrana » Tue Jan 04, 2022 10:43 am

* RECIPIENT: Nitrana
* AMOUNT: 900,000
* COMMENT (optional): I. NEED. BANANA.
Taiwan is a country, Tiananmen protests DID happen, and the Chinese government is a dictatorship. Deal with it.
An alt world STRONK Slovakia where the duchy of Nitra never fell, adopted Christianity and defended it. It also established as a regional superpower. It controls the lands of Croatia, Hungary and Slovakia. The Hungarians also never were a major culture!
I like countryballs. I play HOI4 and Minecraft. That’s it lol
I do use NS stats, but not every one of them. (Monogamy? DATS HERECY!)
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Yaak
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 475
Founded: Sep 19, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Yaak » Tue Jan 04, 2022 10:55 am

Mackiland wrote:
Yaak wrote:


No.


Nevermind, lets negotiate it ourselves on II.
Last edited by Yaak on Tue Jan 04, 2022 11:20 am, edited 1 time in total.
Taiwan is a country, Tiananmen Square Protests happened, and free Tibet.

Ukraine is not Russia, and it will never be.

Russia and China cutting Ukraine and Taiwan like a cake.
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Trolleborg
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1053
Founded: Oct 11, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Trolleborg » Fri Mar 25, 2022 2:38 pm

* RECIPIENT: Trolleborg International Airport
* AMOUNT: 1 ton every week
* COMMENT (optional): Trolleborg International Airport invite your company to open fruit-selling shop on the airport premises either by yourself or with help of local investors.
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Trossikada
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Feb 10, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Trossikada » Fri Mar 25, 2022 6:39 pm

* RECIPIENT: Trossikada
* AMOUNT: 1,000,000
* COMMENT (optional): banan.
Trossikada, Land of the Trossi
A fairly large tribal nation which hasn't been welcoming to outsiders, until recently. Tech level: Modern Tech.
NS stats aren't canon. Neither is my current flag (It's a Ukraine variation of the canon one).
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3590
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri Mar 25, 2022 6:41 pm

* RECIPIENT: Free Ravensburg
* AMOUNT: 1
* COMMENT (optional): Potassium 2
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The CubeLand
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Oct 18, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The CubeLand » Sat Mar 26, 2022 2:11 am

* RECIPIENT: The CubeLand
* AMOUNT: 42069
* COMMENT (optional): MONKE
I used to do pixel art, that explains my nation.

Why do i have to sign up for a website I’ll probably never use again? Like an image upscaler i used for my flag. Like i dont wanna see your stupid emails
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Zaambate Te Ahaa
Attaché
 
Posts: 89
Founded: Feb 16, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Zaambate Te Ahaa » Sat Mar 26, 2022 8:23 pm

* RECIPIENT: Zaambate Té Aháà
* AMOUNT: 1,000,000 bananas every two weeks
* COMMENT (optional): In the interest of even further discount, in exchange for this repeating contract, we offer to pay part of our debt for these purchases in Honduraguan grown bananas for your nation, as an exchange in good faith.
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Radical Chimpanzees
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Mar 29, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Radical Chimpanzees » Tue Mar 29, 2022 2:46 pm

* RECIPIENT: Definitely not a chimp nation
* AMOUNT: maximum amount of reasonable bananas
* COMMENT (optional): Oo Oo aa aaa
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Trossikada
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Feb 10, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Trossikada » Tue Mar 29, 2022 4:34 pm

* RECIPIENT: Trossikada
* AMOUNT: -500,000
* COMMENT (optional): please send us your monkeys, we cannot handle this much potassium
Trossikada, Land of the Trossi
A fairly large tribal nation which hasn't been welcoming to outsiders, until recently. Tech level: Modern Tech.
NS stats aren't canon. Neither is my current flag (It's a Ukraine variation of the canon one).
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.
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