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Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:22 am**

Slave-raiders with letters of marque from the Basileus of Eutopia have captured “barbarian” slaves from the former Sharifistan and is selling them.
Types:
unskilled manual labourer- $500 (half price if under 10)

domestic worker- $550 to $700

skilled manual worker- $600 to $750

educated slave- $800 to $1,500

supervisory slave:$990 to $2,000
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Note:
“Due to the costs shipping, we will only sell unskilled manual labourers in groups of two or more, to do otherwise would be unprofitable.”

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:25 am**

Our stance on this is that we condemn the exploitation of human beings. Slavery is a crime and we demand you release them.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2021 11:44 am**

Mestovakia wrote:Our stance on this is that we condemn the exploitation of human beings. Slavery is a crime and we demand you release them.

“Fuck off, You grass-skirted whore!”
- Basileus Ariston Eutopia.

OOC: yes he is. He is, I’m not.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2021 2:14 pm**

"We tried to negotiate your end of slavery once, and ya' just screwed us over! No, we ain't gonna condemn ya'. We gonna drive by and show ya' elitist bastardos some real barbarians in action. Your fancy philosophy ain't gonna save ya' from raiders, if ya' don't halt your slavery. Chose, either ya' release the salves, or we free them by force. Either way, we gonna enjoy this, cause your elites got some nice n' shiny thingies to loot. Our warriors are gettin' antsy, so decide quick."-Sky Reavers statement.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2021 2:17 pm**

Socratic Eutopia wrote:
Mestovakia wrote:Our stance on this is that we condemn the exploitation of human beings. Slavery is a crime and we demand you release them.

“Fuck off, Japs!”
- Basileus Ariston Eutopia

OOC: For the record, My leader's name is Hawaiian.

Posted: **Thu Sep 23, 2021 11:08 am**

Mestovakia wrote:
Socratic Eutopia wrote:“Fuck off, Japs!”
- Basileus Ariston Eutopia

OOC: For the record, My leader's name is Hawaiian.

OOC: changed it.

Posted: **Thu Sep 23, 2021 11:09 am**

Sky Reavers wrote:"We tried to negotiate your end of slavery once, and ya' just screwed us over! No, we ain't gonna condemn ya'. We gonna drive by and show ya' elitist bastardos some real barbarians in action. Your fancy philosophy ain't gonna save ya' from raiders, if ya' don't halt your slavery. Chose, either ya' release the salves, or we free them by force. Either way, we gonna enjoy this, cause your elites got some nice n' shiny thingies to loot. Our warriors are gettin' antsy, so decide quick."-Sky Reavers statement.

“The old government may have ended slavery but they were cucks! We’re soldiers and don’t take that shit!”

OOC:
They’re a different government.

Posted: **Thu Sep 23, 2021 11:44 am**

The Caretaker Government of the Kingdom of England hereby announces the world is simultaneously collectively laughing and cringing at this absolute cringefest of a market and all those supporting it.
We also declare “Socratic Eutopia” an agent of the Antichrist and would like to remind everyone that the only response to slavery is lining slavers up against the wall.

Posted: **Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:14 pm**

Nationalist England wrote:The Caretaker Government of the Kingdom of England hereby announces the world is simultaneously collectively laughing and cringing at this absolute cringefest of a market and all those supporting it.
We also declare “Socratic Eutopia” an agent of the Antichrist and would like to remind everyone that the only response to slavery is lining slavers up against the wall.

“Fuck off, German Trash!”- Basileus Ariston Eutopia

Posted: **Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:39 pm**

Will reply soon.

Posted: **Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:41 pm**

Socratic Eutopia wrote:
Nationalist England wrote:The Caretaker Government of the Kingdom of England hereby announces the world is simultaneously collectively laughing and cringing at this absolute cringefest of a market and all those supporting it.
We also declare “Socratic Eutopia” an agent of the Antichrist and would like to remind everyone that the only response to slavery is lining slavers up against the wall.

“Fuck off, German Trash!”- Basileus Ariston Eutopia

A letter arrives at the desk of the Basileus. Written within was the following: “your civilisation has been dead for over a millennium. Cope lmao, Turkspawn.”

Posted: **Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:49 pm**

Socratic Eutopia wrote:OOC: yes he is. He is, I’m not.

Wow.

Posted: **Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:51 pm**

Socratic Eutopia wrote:
Nationalist England wrote:The Caretaker Government of the Kingdom of England hereby announces the world is simultaneously collectively laughing and cringing at this absolute cringefest of a market and all those supporting it.
We also declare “Socratic Eutopia” an agent of the Antichrist and would like to remind everyone that the only response to slavery is lining slavers up against the wall.

“Fuck off, German Trash!”- Basileus Ariston Eutopia

A letter arrives on your desk. It reads:

"I wouldn't suggest doing slavery. Its kinda bad, as you can see. If you simply do not stop this brutal actions, I will simply pull an uno reverse card, and turn you into the slave"

Posted: **Thu Sep 23, 2021 1:31 pm**

Sat in his palace outside of Athens, Lycophon of Thebes had flipped through the books to see that the "Socratic" state has gone so far as to sell slaves under the pretenses of barbarism. With nothing better to do than to laugh at the upstarts, Lycophon decided to reply to the state making a mockery of Socrates and his philosophy.

"~~Oîktos, Basileús, Oîktos. Aftí tin Parousíasi tis ákra-~~ You know what, I bet you don't even speak Greek, now do you? Not even the hellish Arcadian or Doric dialects? But Kūríā Basileus, as both a man influenced by and critical of Socrates, this whole display appears to be nothing more than a fetishization of slavery or a display of brutality. While I will admit, Socrates did not disapprove of slavery nor do I, your social order of tiers and enforced slavery due to the ideals of "barbarism" go against his teachings. Socrates aligned towards the Democracy of Athens, the idea that citizens are inherently equal and that the city should come to a decision - not a few oligarchs or - in your case, one tyrant. And so, I say onto thee, you are not a philosopher. You are not a Greek. You are not even a "European." You, my friend, are the Barbarian.

For this reason, our Community of Cities and all her constituents hereby condemn the barbarism Eutopia so present as Socratic. We also hereby condemn Eutopia for the selling of slaves, not necessarily for the act itself, but for funding a state that encourages the further exploitation of humans both at home and abroad and mocks Greeks, Socratic philosophers, Europeans, and the human race by trying to associate with them."
- Lycophon of Thebes

Posted: **Thu Sep 23, 2021 2:30 pm**

Socratic Eutopia wrote:“The old government may have ended slavery but they were cucks! We’re soldiers and don’t take that shit!”

"Damn, we shoud have just annexed ya'll long time ago. Was that a military coup? Doesn't matter, we are comin' to party and take the slaves with us to our awesomized lands, where they will be chilling and enjoying their freedom. So your soldiers can either get in line and surrender, or get shot/chopped into pieces/ran over with a battlecar, and looted. Oh, and if ya' see former slaves beatin' the shit outta' your elites and snatchin' their fancy n' shiny thingies... these are those, who joined us. Former slaves make fine raiders, ya' know."

Posted: **Thu Sep 23, 2021 2:51 pm**

Person/Nation/Organization ordering: Diaz Production and Services Incorporated

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Contact person: Fernando Medina
Type requested (from the list): 500 Domestic Workers
Specifications (other than general type): Must be capable of conducting repetitive tasks and know basic assembly/deconstruction skills in regards to firearm manufacturing and salvaging.
Cost: $300,000 USD ($600/slave). If unable to handle transport cost, we will come and get the slaves ourselves.

Posted: **Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:25 pm**

The news of the slave trade did not go unnoticed. In the halls of Warsaw, powerful men noted the occurance. Ruminated over it.

A slaver-nation in Greece was an affront to the moral sensibilities of some. The sudden fall of it's government to a throughly unpleasant one throughly troubled others. But a select few, within the Reichswehr, saw an opportunity. Calls began to be made. Those calls turned into striking of boots against cobble, and the screech of engines as hangar-doors began to open and aircraft began to rise to the sky.

RADOM AIRBASE

Radom was one of the major airfields of the Prussian-Polish Air Force. A detachment of F-35PPs, the most advanced jet-fighter Prussia-Poland had to offer on the market, testified to just how vital it was to Prussia-Poland. But hidden within a sealed hangar was another aircraft -- less advanced, perhaps, than the F-35PPs, but still a testament to the brilliance of Prussia-Poland's engineers.

It's name was the F-114 "Albatross" -- a maritime strike aircraft, with a secondary role as a strike/interdiction aircraft and strategic bomber.

A large, heavy plane rolled out of the hangar for the first time, and was joined by three others. They bore a strong resemblance to the F-111 Aardavark that had inspired them, and like the F-111, they had excellent range. From Warsaw to Athens it was but 1,000 kilometers; the F-114 could do up to 5,000km under full load. And under full load they would be, though not with their normal LSRAM anti-ship missiles. Instead, they would carry JASSM-ER land-attack cruise missiles.

At a pre-arranged signal, the four Albatrosses took off, and made for Greece, acommpanied by F-35s, and to a lesser extent F-16s, and Grozas purchased from Lauzanne. The air armada likely caused some consternation among the "Eutopia"'s air-forces as they approached the nation's air-space, only to turn at the last minute, and proceed along the border.

A brief statement was released soon after the planes began to run out of fuel and turn for home.

His Majesty's Government has confirmed that a major aerial exercise has just taken place and that this exercise involved the use of a new type of combat aircraft. We would like to remind all nations that Prussia-Poland remains committed to ensuring the stability, safety, and prosperity of Europe, and will aid any country menaced by hostile elements, be they slavers or unwelcome foreign powers.

Posted: **Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:31 am**

I, Onox, announce my plan to also raid these europeans and force them to pay a hefty ransom if their families want to see them again. I'm sure their current slaves will have a grand old time collaborating with us there.
I would simply love seeing their "enlightened" places being ground to dust and their civilisation to fall into the seas of oblivion.
-General Onox

Posted: **Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:14 am**

Person/Nation/Organisation ordering: Emperor Bigpip of Bigpipstan
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Type requested (from the list): 2833 skilled manual worker
Specifications (other than general type): none
Cost: 1700000$

Posted: **Sat Sep 25, 2021 12:41 pm**

England hereby places bounty upon the heads of any and all nationals of so called “Bigpipstan” who make payment of money to the wretched barbarians of “Socratic Eutopia” for the purpose of slave trading. Any support of the slave trade is to be met with retribution.

Posted: **Sat Sep 25, 2021 12:59 pm**

Emperor Bigpip of Bigpipstan wishes to inform Eanred Biredester of England, that we are merely trying to liberating slaves without the use violence. There is no need to be placing bounties on anyones heads for doing a good deed. Why do you care in the first place? aren't you nationalist?

Posted: **Sat Sep 25, 2021 1:03 pm**

Bigpipstan wrote:Emperor Bigpip of Bigpipstan wishes to inform Eanred Biredester of England, that we are merely trying to liberating slaves without the use violence. There is no need to be placing bounties on anyones heads for doing a good deed. Why do you care in the first place? aren't you nationalist?

The office of the Regent wishes to remind the “emperor” that buying slaves to ‘liberate’ them is no different to buying slaves to work them to death; the result is the same. Geld goes into the pockets of these merchants of men, and they shall use that to keep acquiring slaves and selling them to you buffoons.

Cease your naivety and take up arms, lest you remain marked for retribution.

Posted: **Sat Sep 25, 2021 1:04 pm**

We condemn this slave trade.

"No better than the Ajakans and their slaves." - President Longstreet

Posted: **Sat Sep 25, 2021 6:31 pm**

Person/Nation/Organisation ordering:The Military State of the Galapagos
Contact person: Fred Yervery
Type requested (from the list):educated slave
Specifications (other than general type):None
Cost:300,000

P.S. Fred will be escorted by 8 carriers and 4 destroyers to sink any ships opposing the trade

Posted: **Sun Sep 26, 2021 2:30 am**

Bigpipstan wrote:Emperor Bigpip of Bigpipstan wishes to inform Eanred Biredester of England, that we are merely trying to liberating slaves without the use violence. There is no need to be placing bounties on anyones heads for doing a good deed. Why do you care in the first place? aren't you nationalist?

Just make sure to not forget to perform a chargeback.

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