Walter's Condemnations and Sons
Who we are:
Greetings, I am Walter, a Mzeusian known in that wretched country for being angry, although I'm actually a very nice person. My sons are as of yet, unborn, but if their current state of being were to shift, they would join me in this business. For now, you don't need to worry about them, and neither do I.
What we do:
We will provide condemnations to the angry citizens of nations. If you need to finally express your frustration at that blasted government of yours, you can! If you want us to write a condemnation of a nation that is not your own, we cannot do that. We do not want to get in hot water with suit-wearing men with dark glasses and an even darker, unmarked van.
An example of our work:
Here is an example of our work. While such a condemnation style would not be acceptable in the WA, we don't care, and neither should you. The WA people are a bunch of over-bureaucratic pencil pushers. To be clear, we dislike the WA, but were any condemnation of ours were to be submitted to the WA, it would be shot down​, so we cannot recommend pursuing such a goal.
How to make a condemnation request:
We don't have any braindead forms for you to fill out. Just tell us that you want your government condemned, give us any dirt on them you have, and let us do the rest. You don't need to have dirt on them though. When we have produced the condemnation, we will TG it over to you, and give a copy to the Mzeusian Library for posterity, although we despise the villains who work there!
Our Legal Statement:
We are not responsible for any misfortune that your governments might inflict upon you, and we are not responsible for the hurt feelings of any government weirdos who take a disliking to what we produce.
Any questions, direct them all to me, Walter, as my sons are temporarily unavailable for questioning.
