Slaves for sale

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

MARKET-BASED SOLUTIONS //

Interns demanding $18-an-hour wages again? Fruit pickers starting to unionise? We know how it feels. In the modern world, the services we provide are the solutions to your problems. So relax and let the Munkcestrian Slave Market take care of them for you.

LOW-COST, HIGH-QUALITY //

Tired of astronomical prices for abysmal standards? We at the Munkcestrian Slave Market have you covered. All slaves are required to go through a challenging course that truly separates the wheat from the chaff, so to speak, and all educated slaves have been verified by our staff to be experts in their fields. Not only that, we also give world-class training to our stock of manual labourers and domestic workers. We've got low prices and high quality — not the other way round.

CUSTOMISED FOR REQUIREMENTS //

Here at the Munkcestrian Slave Market, we cater to our customers and their needs. All customer requests are taken into account when ordering, and we'll do our very best to fulfil them.

Our CEO, George Fenwick II

Privacy policy & cookies Terms of use Modern slavery and human trafficking statement © Munkcestrian Slave Market 2021

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

CATALOGUE //

Manual labourers, $500
Domestic workers, $1,000
Skilled workers, $10,000
Educated slaves, $50,000

Children under the age of 10 are half the price of their older counterparts! When ordering, please specify your order for children, otherwise it will be assumed you require adults or adolescents. We only sell manual labourer and domestic worker child slaves.

ORDER POLICY //

Manual labourers are sold only in bulk or at bulk prices, for the reason that otherwise shipping costs would make anything else simply unprofitable. The minimum order requirement for such stock is 1,000, which at $500 per capita is a minimum cost of $500,000. Orders under 1,000 will still be accepted but will have to pay the minimum cost of $500,000 regardless.

Domestic workers are sold only in bulk or at bulk prices, for the reason that otherwise shipping costs would make anything else simply unprofitable. The minimum order requirement for such stock is 500, which at $1,000 per capita is a minimum cost of $500,000. Orders under 1,000 will still be accepted but will have to pay the minimum cost of $500,000 regardless.

Following changes as to how we deliver, these restrictions no longer apply.

ORDER FORM //

[OOC: If you want to actually write out your orders and do fancy stuff go for it, I'm not going to stop you.

Contact person = person I should be addressing IC correspondence to so please also include their title/form of address. (Mr, Mrs, Dr, President, etc.)]

[OOC: Modern-tech only, so play fair and stop sending your spaceships to epically liberate Munkchester.]

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[b]Type of slave:[/b]
[b]Number of slaves:[/b]
[b]Cost:[/b]
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[b]Other information:[/b]

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

The Munkcestrian Slave Market is officially back after being forced to close due to international moral pressure earlier this year. The Munkcestrian Slave Market's CEO, George Fenwick II, said that Munkchester "would not bow" to "the world's busy-bodies".

[Mackiland]

sounds very interesting. I may come to buy some.

[Arpasia]

Straight nope.

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-Official statement from Natanaël Bonhomme, President of The Democratic Federation Arpasia

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Uh-uh.

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-Official statement from Marie-Christine Bescond, Vice President of The Democratic Federation Arpasia

[Dar Al-Badw]

a famous French chef, Alexander Beaufort, orders some slaves
Customer: Alexander Beaufort
Contact person: Miss Maria Palermo
Type of slave: domestic slaves and educated slave (science tutor)
Number of slaves: 18 (domestic slaves), 1 (science tutor)
Cost: £63,500
Specifications: “Half the domestic slaves be under 10.”
Other information: “please do not inform the Dar Al-Badawi government or I will be arrested”

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

a famous French chef, Alexander Beaufort, orders some slaves
Customer: Alexander Beaufort
Contact person: Miss Maria Palermo
Type of slave: domestic slaves and educated slave (science tutor)
Number of slaves: 18 (domestic slaves), 1 (science tutor)
Cost: £63,500
Specifications: “Half the domestic slaves be under 10.”
Other information: “please do not inform the Dar Al-Badawi government or I will be arrested”

OOC: Is he trying to educate a class of evil science geniuses

[Dar Al-Badw]

a famous French chef, Alexander Beaufort, orders some slaves
Customer: Alexander Beaufort
Contact person: Miss Maria Palermo
Type of slave: domestic slaves and educated slave (science tutor)
Number of slaves: 18 (domestic slaves), 1 (science tutor)
Cost: £63,500
Specifications: “Half the domestic slaves be under 10.”
Other information: “please do not inform the Dar Al-Badawi government or I will be arrested”

OOC: Is he trying to educate a class of evil science geniuses

OOC:
No. He’s trying to educate his son to be an evil science genius.

The domestic slaves would be trained in cooking.

[Le Enclave]

OOC: Is he trying to educate a class of evil science geniuses

OOC:
No. He’s trying to educate his son to be an evil science genius.

The domestic slaves would be trained in cooking.

evil is always good if your doing it as a genius

[Dar Al-Badw]

Customer: Mayor Muhammad Al-Khalidi
Contact person: Raqiq Giovani Raqiq-Al-Khalidi
(His enslaved clerk)
Type of slave: manual labourer slaves, an educated slave and skilled workers
Number of slaves:25 manual labourer slaves, 1 educated slave and three skilled workers
Cost: £6,310
Specifications: “the manual labourer slaves should be under 10, the educated slave should be a science tutor and the skilled workers should be an electrician, a computer repair technician and a tailor”.
Other information: “I thank the Munkcestrians for crushing the slave revolt.”
OOC: this time he does want to create a class of evil science geniuses,
to advance the Munkcestrian cause.

[Wapistan]

Sent by the Wapistinian Ministry of Foreign Affairs
1 Willow Avenue, Alderganquin, State of Alderganquin, Wapistan

The 9th Republic of Wapistan is disgusted by the continuation of your slave trade. The fact that you allow the treatment of humans like objects is cruel and unspeakable. We were first enlightened by your terrible treatment of fellow men as you established the so-called 'Pro Slavery Alliance', leaving a strong distaste for your nation among other states. The sickening act of kidnapping citizens of other territories to fuel your empire of hateful practices. We tried to be vigilant and try to convince you to disband the sham organisation. However, we all knew how well that turned out. Despite the international backlash caused by trying to create a safe-space for a horde of lamentable states, the Munkcestrian Republic has decided to start selling people to other just as deplorable nation states, such as yours.

Because of these actions caused by the nation of the Munkcestrian Republic, We have decided to take action. In addition to evacuating all Wapistinian nationals out of the country, we have also frozen all assets linked to the nation that are located in Wapistan, if anyone had assets stored there. We hope to ease tensions, but your inhumane treatment of our fellow men has left a sour taste in the mouth of the people.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

a famous French chef, Alexander Beaufort, orders some slaves
Customer: Alexander Beaufort
Contact person: Miss Maria Palermo
Type of slave: domestic slaves and educated slave (science tutor)
Number of slaves: 18 (domestic slaves), 1 (science tutor)
Cost: £63,500
Specifications: “Half the domestic slaves be under 10.”
Other information: “please do not inform the Dar Al-Badawi government or I will be arrested”

Ms. Palermo,

Once the payment of NS$63,500 has been processed, we will dispatch your order of 18 domestic workers and 1 educated slave as quickly as possible. Your specifications have been taken into account and met. If following payment your purchase does not arrive within two weeks, please contact the Customer Relations — Missing and Obstructed Orders Department (CRMOOD).

I understand that there is no Dar Al-Badawi government for you to worry about anymore!

Sincerely,

George Fenwick II
CEO

[The Military State of the Galapagos]

Customer:The Military State of the Galapagos
Contact person:"Devin"
Type of slave:Educated
Number of slaves:250
Cost:12500000/b]
[b]Specifications:None
Other information:This must be done in secret because the last time i bought slaves i was invaded and went through two wars and a coup

[Dar Al-Badw]

Customer: Mayor Muhammad Al-Khalidi
Contact person: Raqiq Giovani Raqiq-Al-Khalidi
(His enslaved clerk)
Type of slave: manual labourer slaves, an educated slave and skilled workers
Number of slaves:25 manual labourer slaves, 1 educated slave and three skilled workers
Cost: £6,310
Specifications: “the manual labourer slaves should be under 10, the educated slave should be a science tutor and the skilled workers should be an electrician, a computer repair technician and a tailor”.
Other information: “I thank the Munkcestrians for crushing the slave revolt.”
OOC: this time he does want to create a class of evil science geniuses,
to advance the Munkcestrian cause.

OOC:
This is the pro-Munkcestrian Mayor of Dar Al-Badw.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

Customer: Mayor Muhammad Al-Khalidi
Contact person: Raqiq Giovani Raqiq-Al-Khalidi
(His enslaved clerk)
Type of slave: manual labourer slaves, an educated slave and skilled workers
Number of slaves:25 manual labourer slaves, 1 educated slave and three skilled workers
Cost: £6,310
Specifications: “the manual labourer slaves should be under 10, the educated slave should be a science tutor and the skilled workers should be an electrician, a computer repair technician and a tailor”.
Other information: “I thank the Munkcestrians for crushing the slave revolt.”
OOC: this time he does want to create a class of evil science geniuses,
to advance the Munkcestrian cause.

Mr. Raqiq-Al-Khalidi,

I believe you mean NS$86,250. Once that payment has been processed, we will dispatch your order of 25 manual labourers, 3 skilled workers, and 1 educated slave as quickly as possible. Your specifications have been taken into account and met. If following payment your purchase does not arrive within two weeks, please contact the Customer Relations — Missing and Obstructed Orders Department (CRMOOD).

Sincerely,

George Fenwick II
CEO

[Dar Al-Badw]

Customer: Mayor Muhammad Al-Khalidi
Contact person: Raqiq Giovani Raqiq-Al-Khalidi
(His enslaved clerk)
Type of slave: manual labourer slaves, an educated slave and skilled workers
Number of slaves:25 manual labourer slaves, 1 educated slave and three skilled workers
Cost: £6,310
Specifications: “the manual labourer slaves should be under 10, the educated slave should be a science tutor and the skilled workers should be an electrician, a computer repair technician and a tailor”.
Other information: “I thank the Munkcestrians for crushing the slave revolt.”
OOC: this time he does want to create a class of evil science geniuses,
to advance the Munkcestrian cause.

Mr. Raqiq-Al-Khalidi,

I believe you mean NS$86,250. Once that payment has been processed, we will dispatch your order of 25 manual labourers, 3 skilled workers, and 1 educated slave as quickly as possible. Your specifications have been taken into account and met. If following payment your purchase does not arrive within two weeks, please contact the Customer Relations — Missing and Obstructed Orders Department (CRMOOD).

Sincerely,

George Fenwick II
CEO

-the Mayor pays-

[Dagharistan]

Customer: The Emirate of Dagharistan
Contact person: President Abdul al-Barakat
Type of slave: Manual Labour
Number of slaves: 100
Cost: $50.000
Specifications: None
Other information: We will use them for factory work. Oh, and please keep this quiet. I don't want to deal with national backlash. We already disarmed a rebelious group today.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

Customer: The Emirate of Dagharistan
Contact person: President Abdul al-Barakat
Type of slave: Manual Labour
Number of slaves: 100
Cost: $50.000
Specifications: None
Other information: We will use them for factory work. Oh, and please keep this quiet. I don't want to deal with national backlash. We already disarmed a rebelious group today.

President Abdul al-Barakat,

Once the payment of NS$50,000 has been processed, we will dispatch your order of 100 manual labourers as quickly as possible. Your specifications have been taken into account and met. If following payment your purchase does not arrive within two weeks, please contact the Customer Relations — Missing and Obstructed Orders Department (CRMOOD).

Sincerely,

George Fenwick II
CEO

[Dagharistan]

Customer: The Emirate of Dagharistan
Contact person: President Abdul al-Barakat
Type of slave: Manual Labour
Number of slaves: 100
Cost: $50.000
Specifications: None
Other information: We will use them for factory work. Oh, and please keep this quiet. I don't want to deal with national backlash. We already disarmed a rebelious group today.

President Abdul al-Barakat,

Once the payment of NS$50,000 has been processed, we will dispatch your order of 25 manual labourers, 3 skilled workers, and 1 educated slave as quickly as possible. Your specifications have been taken into account and met. If following payment your purchase does not arrive within two weeks, please contact the Customer Relations — Missing and Obstructed Orders Department (CRMOOD).

Sincerely,

George Fenwick II
CEO

I have noticed an error in this order confirmation. Please see our order for the correct amounts. We ordered 100 manual.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

President Abdul al-Barakat,

Once the payment of NS$50,000 has been processed, we will dispatch your order of 25 manual labourers, 3 skilled workers, and 1 educated slave as quickly as possible. Your specifications have been taken into account and met. If following payment your purchase does not arrive within two weeks, please contact the Customer Relations — Missing and Obstructed Orders Department (CRMOOD).

Sincerely,

George Fenwick II
CEO

I have noticed an error in this order confirmation. Please see our order for the correct amounts. We ordered 100 manual.

oops, fixed

[Dagharistan]

Customer: The Emirate of Dagharistan
Contact person: President Abdul al-Barakat
Type of slave: Manual Labour
Number of slaves: 100
Cost: $50.000
Specifications: None
Other information: We will use them for factory work. Oh, and please keep this quiet. I don't want to deal with national backlash. We already disarmed a rebelious group today.

President Abdul al-Barakat,

Once the payment of NS$50,000 has been processed, we will dispatch your order of 100 manual labourers as quickly as possible. Your specifications have been taken into account and met. If following payment your purchase does not arrive within two weeks, please contact the Customer Relations — Missing and Obstructed Orders Department (CRMOOD).

Sincerely,

George Fenwick II
CEO

Thanks for the confirmation. I have sent you the money.

[The Territories of Sealand]

Customer: Head of Sealand's space program
Contact person: Sealandian Minister of Science
Type of slave: Educated slaves and skilled workers
Number of slaves: 50 educated slaves and 25 skilled workers
Cost: 2 700 000 Sealandian bitcoins
Specifications: The educated slaves must be highly skilled in mathematics and rocket science in order to fulfill Sealand's space program. The skilled workers must be good with nuts and bolts. 10 of the skilled workers must be 9 year olds. Make sure that the slaves are healthy and well clothed, etc. so that no one gets suspicious.
Other information: Do not tell anyone who could leak this to the wider world about this conversation, or the Sealandian government will end me. If it happens to be leaked, blame the head of Sealand's space program.

[Townsvalley]

We , The members of CTDD CONDEMN the slave trade occuring here in GE&T and call upon All nations to stop slave trade at once or face collective military action from CTDD.
OOC: if this is not allowed in GE&T , I'll remove the comment (or mod can remove it). Couldn't find anything about this in pinned thread.

[Dagharistan]

We , The members of CTDD CONDEMN the slave trade occuring here in GE&T and call upon All nations to stop slave trade at once or face collective military action from CTDD.
OOC: if this is not allowed in GE&T , I'll remove the comment (or mod can remove it). Couldn't find anything about this in pinned thread.

As President of Dagharistan, I respond to this notice by promptly ignoring your request. We, as a government, stand by our decision to buy slaves. We would advice you not to start a war over this. Any foreign invasion is seen as a threat to national security, and will be responded to with violence. Our nation may be young, but our economy is rapidly growing, and the crude oil gives us the money we need to spend on our defense.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

We , The members of CTDD CONDEMN the slave trade occuring here in GE&T and call upon All nations to stop slave trade at once or face collective military action from CTDD.
OOC: if this is not allowed in GE&T , I'll remove the comment (or mod can remove it). Couldn't find anything about this in pinned thread.

OOC: You can issue the threat here, but if you do plan to take 'collective military action' that should be done over in International Incidents.