Open an Investment Account at the USIH Central Bank & Trust

[Independence Hill]

An investment account is open to any nation and has no limit on the amount you can store. Here's the basic concept behind this: You open an account with us and we keep your money safe. But here's how we grow it: We actually tie your money to an amount in our currency. As the value of our currency goes up, a percentage of that value is paid back to you. It's a crude rate of interest, but pretty lucrative on long term yields.

Our currency has only increased in value over time, so earning a few stacks of cash has become easier than ever.

You may close your account at any time, but keep in mind that time in the account equals higher return in most cases.


Please put:

Nation Name:
How much you wish to deposit:

All accounts are insured by the Federal Government of the United States of Independence Hill in the amount of []1 Quadrillion Universal Treasury Notes.

[Varenskjyr]

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Time: 19:27
Date: 04.13.2021
Location: The Qasbah, Yaraslov, Varesnkjyr
Scene: Premier Ramzan Varenofsky stands before two ministers.

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Ramzan Varenofsky, a gruff looking man in his 40s, stands near a table slightly hunched over. He stares at a number of documents that have been placed on the table and throws them aside. He sports a brown mustache, something reminiscent of an old Soviet general. He takes his right hand and begins twirling the mustache before he turns to his left. A male minister, an aged and rather frail looking man stands near a counter. He gives a curt not to Ramzan before moving his mouth to speak.

"As you can see," the minister says, "things aren't looking great. I suspect that the proceedings at the CUJC are going... terribly right now. I believe that some segments of the VPP are going to well..." The man turns over to his right. A young woman is standing with a shrewd look on her face.

"What Konstantine means to say is that those weak coalitions are starting to actually get together, and I don't think Hjalmar knows exactly the deep shit he's in. I fully suspect Gunnar Hadradason to try something. We know he's got the backing of the CSW and UF. Parts of the VIAD and OSIS are on his side to."

Konstantine coughed. His body looked as if a single blow of wind would push him several feet. "Ramzan, I think we need to start thinking about the future of this nation and, particularly, of our well-being. Give him the proposal Katarina."

The young woman handed Ramzan another document. "This," she said, "is an account being offered by Independence Hill. I think it would be... prudent to keep some money offshore. There may be a time when we need to hide overseas."

Konstantine chimed in. "Everyone else does it, I swear."

Ramzan looked coldly. He cracked a few knuckles. "Give me a pen," he seemed to whisper. Beads of sweat welted around his eyes. "This civil war isn't over and the damn idiots want to start another?"

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Title: CONFIDENTIAL: Message to the USIH Central Bank & Trust
Enclosed is a request of cash deposits into the USIH Central Bank & Trust.

Nation: The Federated Republic of Varenskjyr
Amount: 23.21 million Skjyr (₺) (equivalent to around 4.7 million USD)
Account Owner: Ramzan Varenofsky, Premier of the Socialist Republic of Yaroslav

Please send immediate word to THIS communication line only if there are any points of confusion or concern.

[Independence Hill]

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Time: 19:27
Date: 04.13.2021
Location: The Qasbah, Yaraslov, Varesnkjyr
Scene: Premier Ramzan Varenofsky stands before two ministers.

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Ramzan Varenofsky, a gruff looking man in his 40s, stands near a table slightly hunched over. He stares at a number of documents that have been placed on the table and throws them aside. He sports a brown mustache, something reminiscent of an old Soviet general. He takes his right hand and begins twirling the mustache before he turns to his left. A male minister, an aged and rather frail looking man stands near a counter. He gives a curt not to Ramzan before moving his mouth to speak.

"As you can see," the minister says, "things aren't looking great. I suspect that the proceedings at the CUJC are going... terribly right now. I believe that some segments of the VPP are going to well..." The man turns over to his right. A young woman is standing with a shrewd look on her face.

"What Konstantine means to say is that those weak coalitions are starting to actually get together, and I don't think Hjalmar knows exactly the deep shit he's in. I fully suspect Gunnar Hadradason to try something. We know he's got the backing of the CSW and UF. Parts of the VIAD and OSIS are on his side to."

Konstantine coughed. His body looked as if a single blow of wind would push him several feet. "Ramzan, I think we need to start thinking about the future of this nation and, particularly, of our well-being. Give him the proposal Katarina."

The young woman handed Ramzan another document. "This," she said, "is an account being offered by Independence Hill. I think it would be... prudent to keep some money offshore. There may be a time when we need to hide overseas."

Konstantine chimed in. "Everyone else does it, I swear."

Ramzan looked coldly. He cracked a few knuckles. "Give me a pen," he seemed to whisper. Beads of sweat welted around his eyes. "This civil war isn't over and the damn idiots want to start another?"

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Title: CONFIDENTIAL: Message to the USIH Central Bank & Trust
Enclosed is a request of cash deposits into the USIH Central Bank & Trust.

Nation: The Federated Republic of Varenskjyr
Amount: 23.21 million Skjyr (₺) (equivalent to around 4.7 million USD)
Account Owner: Ramzan Varenofsky, Premier of the Socialist Republic of Yaroslav

Please send immediate word to THIS communication line only if there are any points of confusion or concern.

There is a point of concern I'd like to address before going further. The actual value of your 23.21 million, after having performed an economic report on your nation, is $18,870,730.73. This is because 1.00 Skjal = $0.81 USD.

If you're willing to accept the standards in which your currency value was measured and all other information the economic report produced, we'll open the account for you right away.

[Varenskjyr]

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Time: 19:27
Date: 04.13.2021
Location: The Qasbah, Yaraslov, Varesnkjyr
Scene: Premier Ramzan Varenofsky stands before two ministers.

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Ramzan Varenofsky, a gruff looking man in his 40s, stands near a table slightly hunched over. He stares at a number of documents that have been placed on the table and throws them aside. He sports a brown mustache, something reminiscent of an old Soviet general. He takes his right hand and begins twirling the mustache before he turns to his left. A male minister, an aged and rather frail looking man stands near a counter. He gives a curt not to Ramzan before moving his mouth to speak.

"As you can see," the minister says, "things aren't looking great. I suspect that the proceedings at the CUJC are going... terribly right now. I believe that some segments of the VPP are going to well..." The man turns over to his right. A young woman is standing with a shrewd look on her face.

"What Konstantine means to say is that those weak coalitions are starting to actually get together, and I don't think Hjalmar knows exactly the deep shit he's in. I fully suspect Gunnar Hadradason to try something. We know he's got the backing of the CSW and UF. Parts of the VIAD and OSIS are on his side to."

Konstantine coughed. His body looked as if a single blow of wind would push him several feet. "Ramzan, I think we need to start thinking about the future of this nation and, particularly, of our well-being. Give him the proposal Katarina."

The young woman handed Ramzan another document. "This," she said, "is an account being offered by Independence Hill. I think it would be... prudent to keep some money offshore. There may be a time when we need to hide overseas."

Konstantine chimed in. "Everyone else does it, I swear."

Ramzan looked coldly. He cracked a few knuckles. "Give me a pen," he seemed to whisper. Beads of sweat welted around his eyes. "This civil war isn't over and the damn idiots want to start another?"

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Title: CONFIDENTIAL: Message to the USIH Central Bank & Trust
Enclosed is a request of cash deposits into the USIH Central Bank & Trust.

Nation: The Federated Republic of Varenskjyr
Amount: 23.21 million Skjyr (₺) (equivalent to around 4.7 million USD)
Account Owner: Ramzan Varenofsky, Premier of the Socialist Republic of Yaroslav

Please send immediate word to THIS communication line only if there are any points of confusion or concern.

There is a point of concern I'd like to address before going further. The actual value of your 23.21 million, after having performed an economic report on your nation, is $18,870,730.73. This is because 1.00 Skjal = $0.81 USD.

If you're willing to accept the standards in which your currency value was measured and all other information the economic report produced, we'll open the account for you right away.

Date: 04.14.2021
Location: The Qasbah, Yaraslov, Varesnkjyr
Scene: Premier Ramzan Varenofsky stands before a minister, Konstantine Vasily.

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Ramzan was staring at the document sent from USIH Central Bank & Trust. He turned to Konstantine, who clearly looked like he was missing sleep. "So... uh... how did we screw up the currency conversion so bad? Isn't that like... your job?"

Konstantine shifted awkwardly. He clearly wanted to get out of the room as quick as possible. He cleared his throat. "Well... I guess we may have made a few rounding errors."

Ramzan raised an eye brow. "Rounding errors huh?" Ramzan slammed a fist down onto the table, making Konstantine jump. Yet, Ramzan's voice was smooth, calm, and distinctly soft. "I ask that we rectify this as smoothly as possible. I hope next time we don't have any rounding errors, or I might have to round down the number of staff I employ, if you know what I mean."

Konstantine quickly prepared a new document and shoved it to Ramzan's hands.

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Title: RE: CONFIDENTIAL: Message to the USIH Central Bank & Trust
Your measurements are accurate. The Socialist Republic of Yaroslav, a constituent of the Federated Republic of Varenskjyr, agrees to the conversion methods conducted by the USIH Central Bank & Trust.

[Union of Nobelia]

I am interested in entering, but ... what is the form or way of belonging to it?

[Independence Hill]

I am interested in entering, but ... what is the form or way of belonging to it?

You would put the amount of money you want to deposit into a post here in this post. I tell you if it's accepted.

[Soveiniesberg]

Some random person walked in, said absolutely nothing, left a note at the front desk, and left.

The note read:

Hi, I was wondering if I could open a Investment account here, and deposit 500,000 Soveinian Dollars into my account.

Sincerely, Joseph Sovei

PS: if you are wondering, my nation is Soveniesberg.

[Independence Hill]

Some random person walked in, said absolutely nothing, left a note at the front desk, and left.

The note read:

Hi, I was wondering if I could open a Investment account here, and deposit 500,000 Soveinian Dollars into my account.

Sincerely, Joseph Sovei

PS: if you are wondering, my nation is Soveniesberg.

Accepted. Thank you so much for trusting the USIH Central Bank & Trust.

1.00 Soveinian Dollar = $2.24

Your deposit of 500,000 Soveinian Dollars = $1,120,000

The $ amount will be the figure used to represent how much money you hold in your account.

[Soveiniesberg]

Some random person walked in, said absolutely nothing, left a note at the front desk, and left.

The note read:

Hi, I was wondering if I could open a Investment account here, and deposit 500,000 Soveinian Dollars into my account.

Sincerely, Joseph Sovei

PS: if you are wondering, my nation is Soveniesberg.

Accepted. Thank you so much for trusting the USIH Central Bank & Trust.

1.00 Soveinian Dollar = $2.24

Your deposit of 500,000 Soveinian Dollars = $1,120,000

The $ amount will be the figure used to represent how much money you hold in your account.

another note was placed at the front desk, and it read:

Hi, and that is good news to hear! I might be depositing more money soon.

sincerely, Joseph Sovei

[Union of Nobelia]

The government of the Union of Nobelia, deposits 750,000 Nobelian Kings for savings in the bank.

[Soveiniesberg]

Joseph Sovei decided to visit the bank, in person, and deposited around 700,000,000,000 Soveinian Dollars and 4.50 USD.

[Soviet UnionJr]

Do you accept payments of orphan children comrade? If yes, I would like to open an account with a billion orphans as payment

[Swayh Prijan]

Nation Name: The Swayh Empire of Prijan
How much you wish to deposit: £155,000,000

[Reino do Brazil]

Praça do Império 275
New Frontier NF1200-600

Dear Sirs.

Please find my deposit below. Let me know the contact info of my investment manager.

Name of Account - Eliad Kern, Marquis Kern
Amount - 22.000.000C$

I am at your disposal.
Sincerely
E Kern

[Independence Hill]

Do you accept payments of orphan children comrade? If yes, I would like to open an account with a billion orphans as payment

No, we do not accept payments of orphan children.

[Independence Hill]

Nation Name: The Swayh Empire of Prijan
How much you wish to deposit: £155,000,000

Accepted.

[Independence Hill]

Praça do Império 275
New Frontier NF1200-600

Dear Sirs.

Please find my deposit below. Let me know the contact info of my investment manager.

Name of Account - Eliad Kern, Marquis Kern
Amount - 22.000.000C$

I am at your disposal.
Sincerely
E Kern

Accepted

[Independence Hill]

The government of the Union of Nobelia, deposits 750,000 Nobelian Kings for savings in the bank.

Accepted

[Pilgrimtown]

Directorate of the National Coffers and Finance of the Republic

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Through this letter, the H. Supreme Central Government Assembly of Pilgrimtown and the Presidency of the Government of Pilgrimtown give me support to do this:

~ Request of Investment Account ~

for the national financial security purposes.

- Nation Name: Reformed Republic of Pilgrimtown
- How much you wish to deposit:Ǥ500,000'00ᵱ (equivalent to $725,000 USD current)
(about our financial laws: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispa ... 3858))

We wait for your response. Thanks for atention.
Signed:

Paul W. Britts
Director of the National Coffers and Finance of the Republic

[Independence Hill]

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Directorate of the National Coffers and Finance of the Republic

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Through this letter, the H. Supreme Central Government Assembly of Pilgrimtown and the Presidency of the Government of Pilgrimtown give me support to do this:

~ Request of Investment Account ~

for the national financial security purposes.

- Nation Name: Reformed Republic of Pilgrimtown
- How much you wish to deposit:Ǥ500,000'00ᵱ (equivalent to $725,000 USD current)
(about our financial laws: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispa ... 3858))

We wait for your response. Thanks for atention.
Signed:

Paul W. Britts
Director of the National Coffers and Finance of the Republic

Accepted

[New Jacobland]

The government of New Jacobland would like to open an account to increase our cash flow.

Nation Name: New Jacobland
Amount: 3.2 billion JacoBucks

[Monforte]

Please deposit in the name of The Casino di Monfortinho the amount of M$248.000.000 in your fine institution.

Best Regards
Count Salvatore Pizzi, CEO(Casino di Monforte)

[Bursken]

Please deposit in the name of the Burskonian National Treasury to the total of the sum $100,000,000 stavs.

[Independence Hill]

The government of New Jacobland would like to open an account to increase our cash flow.

Nation Name: New Jacobland
Amount: 3.2 billion JacoBucks

Accepted

[Independence Hill]

Please deposit in the name of The Casino di Monfortinho the amount of M$248.000.000 in your fine institution.

Best Regards
Count Salvatore Pizzi, CEO(Casino di Monforte)

Accepted