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Central Cloning Facility : We laugh at the word Extinction

PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 10:12 am
by Oakenvalley
The Central Cloning Facility or CCF is based in Valley the capital city of Oakenvalley. It was started by Prince Conrad Xarn and his sister Princess Melissa Xarn, both refugees from their home nation of Xiaxal Xarn.
Funding was raised by a mix of the Xarns personal funds and those donated by far sighted business men. The facility itself is built mainly underground with a mile of buildings holding visitor and guest facilities on the surface.
The facilities stated aim is to reintroduce as many extinct animal species as possible from genetics samples both donated and purchased. However they are also working on human cloning and will be cloning both figures of historical note, as well as for their own amusement figures from both fiction and film & television. This in no way detracts from their original aim of reintroducing nature's lost children.



All species are sold as breeding pairs, excepting insects and amphibians which will be sold as one female to two males. Stock will be added as and when samples become available. Orders can be sent via TG as private and confidential orders especially when historical personages are added.


MAMMALS

Tasmanian Tiger. A carnivorous Marsupial around the size of a medium to large dog, striped along the back. Sometimes referred to as the Tasmania Wolf. Recorded as extinct in 1936.
$500,000
Sales to date: 1

Bali Tiger. A tiger species averaging 7' 7" and weighing 200lb for the male, and 6' and weighing 143lb for the female.Fur is bright orange stripes dark. Recorded as extinct in 1937.
$1,000,000
Sales to date: 0

Caspian Tiger. A tiger species averaging 9'8" in length and weighing on average 530lb. Fur is bright and stripes are narrow in brown or cinnamon. Recorded as extinct on 2003.
$1,000,000
Sales to date: 0

Javan Tiger. A tiger species averaging 8'2"" in length and weighing around 220 to 330 lb. Notable for long thin stripes. Recorded as extinct in 1976.
$1,000,000
Sales to date: 0

Barbary Lion. A large species with males running to 9' in length , and females to 8', average weight is 600lb. Fur is light to dark tawney brown. Males had long heavy manes. Recorded as extinct in 1942.
$2,000,000
Sales to date: 1

European Lion. Also known as Panthera Leo. A large species around 9' in length and weighing in at an average 420 lb. Fur is light to dark brown. Incisors are small. Recorded as extinct in the 10th century in Europe and the 6th century in England.
$2,000,000
Sales to date: 0

BIRDS

]The Dodo. A flightless bird standing around 3' tall, with a brownish grey plumage, and multicoloured beak, feet were yellow. Single egg laid at a time. Similar in body shape to the modern turkey. Recorded as extinct in 1662.
$500,000
Sales to date: 3

Passenger Pigeon. Were though to have numbered between three and five billion in Northern America before being hunted to extinction . Male averages 390mm with grey plumage, bronze coloured feathers on neck, black spots on wings. Female is smaller at 380mm, with dull brown plumage. Species can reach speeds of 62 mph in flight. Believed to need large numbers to encourage breeding. Recorded as extinct in 1914.
$1,000
Sales to date: 0

AMPHIBIANS


Golden Toad. Males are a bright orange , averaging 48mm in size. Females are various colours but with a charcoal coloured outline with yellow lines, larger at 56mm. Live in moist burrows. Recorded as extinct in 1989.
$1,000
Sales to date: 0

REPTILES

Rodriguez Saddle-back Giant Tortoise. An exceptionally tall species with a long raised neck and an upturned carapace giving a body shape similar to a giraffe. Recorded as being a group animal with one or two appearing to act as sentries as the rest of the group are. Recorded as extinct in the early 19th century, the exact date being a matter of debate.
$ 2,000,000
Sales to date: 0

ARACHNIDS

Cascade Funnel Web Spider. Black spider. Poisonous. Live in webbed burrows around 18cm deep. Recorded as extinct in 1995.
$500
Sales to date: 0

INSECTS

Giant Dragonfly ( Meganeuropsis Permiana)
Body length of 17", wingspan of 24". Feeds on Insects and small mammals. As a prehistoric creature we have for our amusement varied it's colouration with vibrant colours of blue, green, yellow and orange.
$1,000
Sales to date: 0

ARTHROPODS

Monster Millipede (Anthropoidea)
We do mean a monster, growing to a length of two to nine feet. A dark chestnut brown colouration, feeding on rotting wood and other vegetation.
$1,000
Sales to date: 0

PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 10:15 am
by Oakenvalley
Please note that we now offer a personal cloning service. Prices negotiable on each sale.


NOTABLE HISTORICAL PERSONAGES

Adolf Hitler (Austrian/German )1889-1945
Head of the National Socialist German Workers Party 1934_1945. Notable for his dislike of the Hebrew people. Estimated 6,000,000 dead due to his Governmental Policies.
$10,000,000
Sales to date: 2

Reinhard Tristan Eugene Heydrich 1904-1942
Chief of Reich Main Security Office. Founding Head of Sicherheistdienst (Security Services). Deputy Reich Protector of Bohemia and Moravia 1941-1942. Notorious for countless affairs.
$5,000,000
Sales to date : 0

Joseph Vissarianovich Stalin (Georgian) 1878-1953
General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union 1922-1953. Chairman of the Council of Ministers of the Soviet Union 1941-1953.
Noted for for Mass Represion, Ethnic Cleansing, and wide scale deportation. Estimated over 10,000,000 dead due to policies of state.
$10,000,000
Sales to date: 1

Mao Zedong (Chinese) 1893-1976
Chairman of Chinese Communist Party 1949-1976. State policies collectively known as Maoism.
Responsible for 40 to 80,000,000 deaths through starvation, persecution, prison labour and mass executions. Also had every Starling in the country killed to protect the rice crops.
$5,000,000
Sales to date: 11

Emperor Michinomiya Hirohito ( Japanese) 1901-1989
124th Emperor of Japan. Emperor of Empire of Japan 1926-1947. Emperor of State of Japan 1947-1989.
$5,000,000
Sales to date: 0

Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill (English) 1874-1965
Member of Parliament 1900-1964. Prime Minister of the United Kingdom 1940-1945. Conservative Party Leader 1940-1955. An Imperialist.
$5,000,000
Sales to date: 1

Chiang Kai-Shek (Chinese) 1887-1975
Commander in Chief of National Revolutionary Army. Led Northern Expedition (1926-1928) unifying China under National Government. Mobilised China in 2nd Sino-Japanese war, led war of resistance from 1937 -1945. Lost the Civil War to the Chinese Communist Party in 1949.
$5,000,000
Sales to date: 1

Charles Andre Joseph Marie de Gaulle 190-1970. (French)
Chairman of provisional Government of the Free French Republic 1944-1946. President of the Council of Ministers 1958 onwards. President of France 1958-1969.
$10,000,000
Sales to date: 1

Anne-Marie Chassaigne (AKA: Liane de Paugy) 1869-1950. (French)
A Courtesan, notable for a lesbian affair with the writer Natalie Clifford Barney. Seduced Viscounrtde Pougy. Married Prince Georges Ghika in 1910.
$1,000,000
Sales to date: 0

Emilie Charlotte Langtry (AKA: Lilly Langtry) 1853-1929 (British/American).
Actress and Courtesan. Mistress of King Edward VII 1877-1880. Prince Louis of Battlebury 1879. Arthur Clarence Jones., and Hugo Gerald de Bathe whom she married in 1899.
$1,000,000
Sales to date: 0

Eleanor Gwyn (AKA: Nell Gwyn) 1650-1687 (English)
Actress and Courtesan. Mistress of King Charles II of England and Scotland.
$1,000,000
Sales to date: 0

Christine Margaret Keeler 1942-2017 (English)
Model noted for affairs with Yeugeny Ivanov a Soviet naval attache, and Government Minister John Profumo.
$1,000,000
Sales to date: 0

PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 10:19 am
by Disgraces
Notify us when you are able to clone our citizens

PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 10:31 am
by Oakenvalley
Disgraces wrote:Notify us when you are able to clone our citizens


Dear Customer
We are delighted to inform you that said ability already exists. If you can provide the genetic material we can clone your citizens, in batches of 100. We currently do not have power facilities to bring into being more than this amount. Each clone takes twelve hours to grow and will cost $100,000 per clone.

Sincerely
CCF

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 8:11 am
by Oakenvalley
To our esteemed fellow nation's.
It gives us a sense of satisfaction and pride to inform you that we have now begun a new line of historical personages. Our current line runs to six individuals but more will be forthcoming. We look forward to your custom.

In peace
CCF

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 3:29 pm
by Countesia
If we can provide the DNA, are you able to clone neanderthals?

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 3:44 pm
by Oakenvalley
Countesia wrote:If we can provide the DNA, are you able to clone neanderthals?


Dear Countesia
With regards to your question, yes we can. Our current facility allows for 100 clones at a time taking 12 hours at a cost of $100,000 per clone. We can attend and collect the gene samples from you , or you can travel to our facility at Valley where you will find we have superb visitors accommodation for our valued customers.

In peace
CCF

PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 8:06 am
by Oakenvalley
Dear Valued Customers
We take great delight in being able to inform you that we have added several more individuals to our noteable Historical Personages section. Sadly this is all the human genetic material we currently have acquired so will now be concentrating on updating the extinct Insect/Arachnid and Avian section.

In Peace CCF

PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:37 am
by Oakenvalley
Dear Valued Customer
We at Central Cloning Facilities have after much discussion and argument decided to offer out to you a personal cloning service. If you provide the material we will clone it. Also if you wish a character from a book or film then we can within scientific limits create these also.
Prices will be negotiated for each sale.

In peace
CCF

PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:12 am
by Jianzhou Korea
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OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE FROM THE MINISTRY OF TRADE


Hello, this is Yang Soyon, your representative from the Ministry of Trade of the Heavenly Empire of Jianzhou Korea. As you may have heard, Jianzhou Korea is beginning its own research into cloning. While nothing as large-scale as yours has currently been accomplished, we are happy to say that we have begun cloning our first citizen, who was a loyal and staunch supporter of the Emperor but sadly suffered severe brain damage in an accident. While we are evil and tyrannical, we did ask the family's consent for this procedure, to reward his nationalism and chauvinism.

That being said, we would like to expand our horizons in experimentation. We would like to buy 10 of Mao Zedong, so that we may harvest his genetic data. Do not worry, we will not compete with you on the international market; this is for domestic purposes only. As to why specifically Mao Zedong, we have begun reforms in our nation akin to his Cultural Revolution (though we do not speak of it as such!), and we would like his guidance in this.

Thank you, and have a great day.

Yours truly,
Yang Soyon

PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:31 pm
by Stevanastardustia
The republic of Stevanastardustia would like to enquire into the viability of mass producing a genetically diverse caravan of Stevanastardustian stoats to replenish the dwindling population. While cloning has existed in Stevanastardustia for the last decade we have yet to produce large numbers of genetically diverse specimens. We are looking for an initial influx of 200,000 stoats for a trial in our northern provinces.

Can you provide us with a per stoat cost and table of price breaks?

PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2021 2:27 pm
by Oakenvalley
Dear Yang Soyon of Jianzhou Korea
We are interested in hearing of another nation investing in cloning research and will happily assist your scientists in any areas that may need clarification.
We are also grateful for your order and our discreet delivery service are enroute to your capital city with the requested ten individuals. Payment of $50,000,000 can be made by bank transfer at your convenience.
If we may assist further please do not hesitate to contact us.

In Peace
CCF

PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2021 2:37 pm
by Oakenvalley
Stevanastardustia wrote:The republic of Stevanastardustia would like to enquire into the viability of mass producing a genetically diverse caravan of Stevanastardustian stoats to replenish the dwindling population. While cloning has existed in Stevanastardustia for the last decade we have yet to produce large numbers of genetically diverse specimens. We are looking for an initial influx of 200,000 stoats for a trial in our northern provinces.

Can you provide us with a per stoat cost and table of price breaks?


Dear Stevanastardustia
We have communicated your request to our central facility who are interested in conversing and exchanging note with your scientists.
As to your request we would charge $500 per stoat normally but due to the quantity requested , taking into account bulk growth and the small scale of the creature we can go to $20 per stoat, for a total of $4,000,000.If you can provide us with the requested male to female ratio we can commence the order.
Payment can be made through bank transfer at your convenience, should you accept our price.

In peace
CCF

PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 8:39 am
by Oakenvalley
Dear Customers
We have added two extinct prehistoric creatures to our catalogue. The Monster Millipede and the Giant Dragonfly.

In peace CCF

PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 10:03 am
by Oakenvalley
Honoured Customers
Apologies for the temporary closure of CCF. We have now retuned and are expanding our range. Modern pop singers and fictional characters are currently in development.

In Peace
CCF

PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 12:54 am
by Bigpipstan
From: Emperor Bigpip
To: CCF
"Good day, i am emperor Bigpip of Anocratic empire. I am a alicorn, possibly last of my race and i want to fix that. I will provide DNA samples from myself and my deceased alicorn offsprings. I want 100 of these clones, since that is your limit and it is about what we can afford. Due to my empire's autarkist policies it is very expensive to pay using foreign currency. Should i contact you later, would you accept payment in raw resources?"

PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 1:11 am
by Lodhs beard
From: Chancellor Lodh the Younger
To: CCF

We wish to enquire as to the viability of upscaling capacity and producing large numbers of clones, up to 100,000 healthy, intelligent and loyal males (genetic material will be provided).

Additionally, we would request to buy one Mao Zedong, one Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin, and one Adolf Hitler

PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 11:01 pm
by Diaboland
To: CCF
From: Stranger and Sisters Circus
Hello, we are highly interested in your collections of extinct animals. We would like a male and female pair (able to breed) of Tasmanian Tigers, Dodos, and Barbary Lions.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 8:40 am
by The united American-Isreali empire
We are considering hireing your people. But we need to know how long do they make?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 8:47 am
by Mochua
From: Monarchist Goverment of Mochua
To: CCF
We are very interested buying Adolf Hitler, Chiang Kai Shek, Churchill, and Charles De Gaulle
We are ready to pay 30 Million. Contact us at our government line if you are sending the shipping so we can gladly pay you.

PS. We would also like to buy 200,000 (20 billion exact price) Homo Sapiens (male) which are intelligent, loyal, and able to maneuver at high speeds even in long distances.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2022 10:41 am
by Oakenvalley
Bigpipstan wrote:From: Emperor Bigpip
To: CCF
"Good day, i am emperor Bigpip of Anocratic empire. I am a alicorn, possibly last of my race and i want to fix that. I will provide DNA samples from myself and my deceased alicorn offsprings. I want 100 of these clones, since that is your limit and it is about what we can afford. Due to my empire's autarkist policies it is very expensive to pay using foreign currency. Should i contact you later, would you accept payment in raw resources?"


Noble Emperor Bigpip
Our humble facility is honoured by your attention. It is true that currently our limit is 100 human, or humanoid clones but we are planning an expansion to increase this to 500, and will be happy to inform you once this is done.
As to payment, we are happy to accept raw resources, wood is a resource that we have a great deal off, but stone , especially marble is in very short supply so will happily take payment in this.
Please notify us if you are delivering the genetic material or you require us to collect from your capital city.

In Peace
CCF

PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2022 2:37 pm
by Bigpipstan
"We can deliver payment in marble, as well as the DNA samples to you" - emperor Bigpip

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 1:55 am
by Oakenvalley
Lodhs beard wrote:From: Chancellor Lodh the Younger
To: CCF

We wish to enquire as to the viability of upscaling capacity and producing large numbers of clones, up to 100,000 healthy, intelligent and loyal males (genetic material will be provided).

Additionally, we would request to buy one Mao Zedong, one Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin, and one Adolf Hitler


Dear Chancellor Lodh the Younger
We humbly ask you to forgive our tardiness in replying. There was a great deal of cleaning to do, and small repairs to make. Ware also begining construction of larger facilities in order to upscale our operations.
Our calculations are that the requested clones to the number of 100,000 will take 500 days to clone. We will ship you 1,000 per week, allowing us a two day window for cleaning and maintenance. Due to the number we will charge $5,000 nsd each clone for a total of $5,000,000 nsd. Along with the requested historical personages this will total $30,000,000 nsd.
Payment can be made in cash or via a bankers draft as you see fit.

In Peace
CCF

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 2:02 am
by Oakenvalley
Diaboland wrote:To: CCF
From: Stranger and Sisters Circus
Hello, we are highly interested in your collections of extinct animals. We would like a male and female pair (able to breed) of Tasmanian Tigers, Dodos, and Barbary Lions.


Dear Stranger and Sisters Circus
We are delighted that you have purchased from us. The total cost will be $3,000,000 nsd, which may be paid in cash or via a bankers draft as you see fit.
As we are very keen to re-establish extinct species we have given you another breeding pair of Dodos at no extra charge.

In Peace
CCF

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 2:09 am
by Oakenvalley
The united American-Isreali empire wrote:We are considering hireing your people. But we need to know how long do they make?


Dear United American-Israeli Empire
We are currently upscaling our central facility, so our staff are extremely busy , however we have Dr Richard Solomon and two advisors that can attend your nation to assist with advice.
A fair price for their services will be $1,000 nsd a day.
As to how long they make, do you mean how long do they take? This will be just the travelling time between our two nations.

In peace
CCF