NationStates

The products we offer you are:

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price per kilograms:
1:Ordinary human flesh, 3$
2:Human Blood 1$
3:The human heart 8$
4:Human liver 6$
5:Human kidneys 6$
6:Human Brain 21$
7:Raw human flesh 9$
8:Human sandstone 2$
9:Human kebabs 3$
10:Human Hamburger 5,52$
11:The Other 11$

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To: The Government of Tupeia
From: Ministry of Foreign Affairs for Joyea

We condemn the practice of selling human flesh and organs even if it is done willingly. We are cutting off ALL economic, political, and/or military connectionsto Tupeia. We are instituting an embargo and if necessary a naval blockade. This is an abhorrent "business" and will not stand with the Joyean Government.

Synne Industries wrote:

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On behalf of a ¹⁄₂₀ share of the Initiative Operative [RSI/NG]-'Someone Nameless' I officially endorse this storefront and the practices which it provides to Old and New God alike. This fresh deposit of biomass shall provide for many of those among myself who seek the commodity of flesh and bone outside the limitless sea of the mind.

I deem this practice both 'Based' and 'Absolutely Fleshpilled'. I have attached my order form below.

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Customer:

• [RSI/NG]-'Someone Nameless'

Order type:

• Product #1, Ordinary human flesh.

Delivery location:

• I shall pick up the order myself.

How much human flesh do you want:

• 150 kilograms.

Other information:

• N/A

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Note: If my purchase may be subject to any discounts associated with my CHALICE status, I would like to willingly pay in full instead to support your business practices.

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❂ RSING-'Someone Nameless'

Synne Industries wrote:

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Due to the recent political developments, on behalf of RSING-'Someone Nameless' and in support of a fellow member nation of CHALICE, I have made the necessary actions to acquire several Initiative assets to combat any potential threats to your business.

Under my jurisdiction anywhere up to five Lamia class fast tactical freighters have been allocated to bypass any potential Realspatial surface naval blockade that may be imposed upon Tupeia in the near future.

Best of wishes to Tupeia,

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❂ RSING-'Someone Nameless'

"We thank you for donating ships for our trade. As a token of gratitude, buy slaves from us for a 70% discount." -The Great Apostate Daimos

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Your nation will fall. God's judgement is imminent. Repent of your sins before your pissant state is crushed like the bug it is.

Also, you are under an embargo.


TURTLESHROOM II wrote:

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Your nation will fall. God's judgement is imminent. Repent of your sins before your pissant state is crushed like the bug it is.

Also, you are under an embargo.


New yugoslavaia wrote:...
The, actual, fuck?

Ok, ok. Slavery via mind control and imperialism is one thing, but cannibalism? What's wrong with you?
Let me guess. Something something culture, blah blah blah feel powerful?
You do realise that eventually, someone is going to double down on your BS and end your vile reign.
You can't just go around doing this stuff and expect to go scot free forever. You will eventually run into a wall you have no chance of climbing. A wall that will crush your bones and flesh against the Earth and only leave a putrid stain.

I would say what next, but that might give you ideas.

-Someone in the Yugoslavia government.

Tupeia wrote:

New yugoslavaia wrote:...
The, actual, fuck?

Ok, ok. Slavery via mind control and imperialism is one thing, but cannibalism? What's wrong with you?
Let me guess. Something something culture, blah blah blah feel powerful?
You do realise that eventually, someone is going to double down on your BS and end your vile reign.
You can't just go around doing this stuff and expect to go scot free forever. You will eventually run into a wall you have no chance of climbing. A wall that will crush your bones and flesh against the Earth and only leave a putrid stain.

I would say what next, but that might give you ideas.

-Someone in the Yugoslavia government.

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Slavery, cannibalism, human sacrifice, child labor, state terrorism, genocide, and the liberal use of biochemical and nuclear weapons are just the tip of the iceberg of what Theocracy does on a daily basis.

-The Great Apostate Daimos

New yugoslavaia wrote:

Tupeia wrote:
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Slavery, cannibalism, human sacrifice, child labor, state terrorism, genocide, and the liberal use of biochemical and nuclear weapons are just the tip of the iceberg of what Theocracy does on a daily basis.

-The Great Apostate Daimos

And you think you can keep doing this forever?

Tupeia wrote:

New yugoslavaia wrote:
And you think you can keep doing this forever?

"Of course"

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Customer:

• [Nation: Khoronzon] Xari CXC09, Municipal Administrator of Zoryasha

Order type:

• #1, #2, #3, #6, #11

Delivery location:

• Zoryasha Central Port, Sea of Okhotsk

How much human flesh do you want:

• 10kg (#1, #2), 2kg (#3), 9,500kg (#6), 1kg (#11)

Other information:

• Brains must be as fresh as possible, i.e. not preserved postmortem for extended periods of time. Continued cerebral animation, such that mental functions are preserved and active outside of the body (e.g. "brain in a vat" scenario) would be preferred, but not required, and additional payments will be made if this standard is met. No further specifications are required for the other items.

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Silvedania wrote:"Urm, I'm just gonna go."
-Official Statement, Silvedanian Minister of Trade

Khoronzon wrote:

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Customer:

• [Nation: Khoronzon] Xari CXC09, Municipal Administrator of Zoryasha

Order type:

• #1, #2, #3, #6, #11

Delivery location:

• Zoryasha Central Port, Sea of Okhotsk

How much human flesh do you want:

• 10kg (#1, #2), 2kg (#3), 9,500kg (#6), 1kg (#11)

Other information:

• Brains must be as fresh as possible, i.e. not preserved postmortem for extended periods of time. Continued cerebral animation, such that mental functions are preserved and active outside of the body (e.g. "brain in a vat" scenario) would be preferred, but not required, and additional payments will be made if this standard is met. No further specifications are required for the other items.

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Customer: empress joemama hussein barack mercer, chair-kween of chalice
Order type: #10
Delivary location: sealand
How much human flesh do you want: 500,000kg
Other information: the chair-kween requests permission to add this store to chalice's list of sponsored storefronts, which will officially place it under chalice protection, and also asks if any chalice discount is present

Retarfgang wrote:

Customer: empress joemama hussein barack mercer, chair-kween of chalice
Order type: #10
Delivary location: sealand
How much human flesh do you want: 500,000kg
Other information: the chair-kween requests permission to add this store to chalice's list of sponsored storefronts, which will officially place it under chalice protection, and also asks if any chalice discount is present

"Dear, your offer is accepted. We also thank you for sponsoring us. All CHALICE members receive a 50% discount". - The Great Apostate Groban

Customer: The Republic of Hellas
Order type: #3
Delivary location: Port of Thessaloniki
How much human flesh do you want: 1,000 kg
Other information: Please ensure that all hearts are stored in a cooled environment within the medium of transportation to ensure that the desired product is not spoilt upon delivery. We will gladly pay to cover the costs if the need arises.