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Husband/boyfriend brainwashing
Is your boyfriend stupid and refuses to go to that concert with you because he hates the band for no reason? Do they roll their eyes when you suggest to watch a romance movie? Is your husband always failing to do the dishes? How many weeks has it been since your boyfriend has last vacuumed the floor? Have they ever vacuumed at all? And since your marriage, how few times have you heard them say "I love you?"
Now, do not fear, because you can make them into the husband/boyfriend of your dreams with the new HBBD. First marketed by Northern Chuka Industries, the HBDD will easily brainwash that clueless lover of yours into an actual useful partner! It utilizes brand new technology with three steps in patented process:
1. Brainwash! Clean their brain of laziness, and make them into someone you can enjoy that doesn't sit on the ***** couch all ***** day!
2. Anime! Enhance their beauty with a quick anime function, that changes their face into something more handsome. Note: doesn't actually make them 2D or distort their face, just removes blackspots, pimples, and makes them more symmetrical.
3. Done! That's right, only two steps actually.
Instruction Manual:
1. Point at your useless boyfriend
2. Fire
3. Enjoy
Buy one today, cost 500NCD (1,000NSD) each.
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