I own the Moon.

by **Picairn** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:26 am

Devionsa wrote:I'll only charge nations for full and half-moon nights at present. I'll be charging taxes for quarter and crescent-moons pretty soon. Send all tribute to me through TGs or Cards.

Thank you.

Too bad, I own the oxygen you are breathing. I'll only charge you 50 bitcoins as the upfront one-time payment for 100,000 liters of oxygen, and then to prolong your oxygen supply (and your existence) you'll need to pay a subscription plan of 3.99 bitcoin/month for a monthly supply of 16,500 liters of oxygen. Deal?

by **Osh Carland** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:02 pm

Silvedania wrote:Whatever. We're gonna go create a settlement on Mars. Anyone's welcome!

We will place £200 million in this project if you claim 4% of mars as Osh Carlandic territory.

by **Silvedania** » Sun Nov 01, 2020 5:53 am

That sounds great.

https://www.reddit.com/user/CamicomChom · by **Badjuristan** » Sun Nov 01, 2020 5:56 am

South Acren wrote:If you all insist on owning the moon why not split it up into sections, but to own a section you must buy/rent it.

~~Its either that or Earth looses moon privileges~~

good, less tides mean more reclamation projects
never needed it anyway

by **Lemon Soviet Socialist Republics** » Sun Nov 01, 2020 7:02 am

breaking news: the moon is gone, known criminal Felonius Gru is suspected of stealing it

by **Silvedania** » Sun Nov 01, 2020 7:17 am

Lemon Soviet Socialist Republics wrote:breaking news: the moon is gone, known criminal Felonius Gru is suspected of stealing it

me yesterday, in a minion costume: Whaaat? Da din la luna de Gru no theifz.

by **Demerang** » Sun Nov 01, 2020 6:35 pm

If you insist.

by **Kenega** » Sun Nov 01, 2020 7:46 pm

Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese. We all ate it and that is why it is gone. We digested it and it became fertilizer into the soil. So now the Earth truly owns the moon. Case closed.

by **Lemon Soviet Socialist Republics** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 6:49 am

Kenega wrote:Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese. We all ate it and that is why it is gone. We digested it and it became fertilizer into the soil. So now the Earth truly owns the moon. Case closed.

case opened

i wanted that cheese

better call your lawyer :mad:

by **Carrelie** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:45 am

Haha, no.

Anyway, I own all food now. Send your tribute to me using zimbabwean dollars or starve.

by **Prusmia** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:47 am

I claim Io.

by **Jabberwocky** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:49 am

I've already staked my claim on lunar real estate.

by **Megistos** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:52 am

I claim everything, even if it's already claimed.

by **Antarcticanie** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:54 am

this entire thread is ancap

by **Carrelie** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:55 am

I'm going to claim the idea of claiming things.
Give zimbabwean dollars now

by **Surrealist Patagonia** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:57 am

Shut up the Turanists own the moon now :evil:

by **La Paz de Los Ricos** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:59 am

It seems everyone here forgets that the moon isn't the only rock in the solar system, and probably not even the most valuable. I'd have expected maybe the asteroid belt to be more contested than Earth's little moon.

by **Greater Cosmicium** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:02 am

Silly everyone, it's called Luna, and it's our property, part of Lunar Research Facility #6 (don't ask us where the other five facilities reside)! We reserve the right to charge 182759218604943983921 zillion space bucks for usage of Luna's view!

by **Cokoland** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:10 am

Wait a minute if everybody owns the moon
how are we gonna reason this :blink:

by **Megistos** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:24 am

Greater Cosmicium wrote:Silly everyone, it's called Luna, and it's our property, part of Lunar Research Facility #6 (don't ask us where the other five facilities reside)! We reserve the right to charge 182759218604943983921 zillion space bucks for usage of Luna's view!

Wow, you are charging us nothing for the moon (zillion isn't a number)? And it's not like it's worth anything, we have a diamond star that is worth nonillions.

by **Sedgistan** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:27 am

You must be mistaken; Parvani owns the Moon, and I'm its Delegate. We don't allow sub-letting.

by **Megistos** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:28 am

Sedgistan wrote:You must be mistaken; Parvani owns the Moon, and I'm its Delegate. We don't allow sub-letting.

Which moon? For all we know, the moon could be 100 light years away

by **Sannyamathland** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:29 am

I own the internet that you are currently using to make all these foolish claims.I demand an immediate payment of 250 billion dollars and an additional 300 billion for making stupid claims.

by **Chan Island** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:31 am

Jokes on you, we're all mole people and so never get the light of the moon shine on us. So ha!

Cokoland wrote:Wait a minute if everybody owns the moon
how are we gonna reason this

Everyone brace for the moon war!

by **Mathuvan Union** » Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:34 am

Chuka-Koku wrote:Which moon? We own all the moons around Saturn.

yeah, and I own Saturn, because I am Saturn.

I own the Moon.

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