CityPod™, For all your accommodation needs. [OPEN]

[Countesia]

Do your major tourist hubs suffer from hugely inflated hotel fees?

Are your airports, subways and bus stations often littered with sleeping travellers?

Or perhaps you want to encourage backpackers to visit your nation?

We can fix that.



CityPod™ Is a modular, cheap and easy to maintain solution to all your problems. With our ergonomic L-shaped design, CityPod™ can provide dozens, if not hundreds of low cost and affordable alternatives to otherwise pricy or high demand hotels and hostels for a weary traveller visiting your nation. Easy to transport and install, CityPods™ can be installed anywhere it is needed. Want to place them in the very heart of your most popular attractions? We can do that.

Amenities



CityPod™ Pods are built from durable, scratch resistant and easy to clean antimicrobial polymers that will stand the test of time against the general public. All Pods come included with a patented OceanGel Memory Gel Mattress that remains cool and comfortable on even the sweatiest of nights to guarantee a good nights rest for all its occupants. Complete with air conditioning, charging ports, coat hangars, shoe racks and shelving space
CityPod™ offers all the amenities a hotel can offer.* For privacy, all pods come built with a shutter can be left open or closed.

CityPod™ also offers a complimentary, free to download app that allows guests link to their pod to set alarms, control the lighting and even choose ambient music to better create a mood to fall asleep in.

In the unlikely, but understandably frightening event of a break-in, All Pods come included with a SOS Panic Button that will automatically route itself to local law enforcement. CityPod™ strongly advises that said feature only be used in genuine emergencies. Hoax calls will often result in fines, and in the worst case, prosecution.**

Automated Check-in/Check-out



Perhaps the best feature of CityPod™ is that the system can be entirely automated. Using our patented CityPod™ E-concierge kiosks, visitors can view available pods and book their stay without needing to interact with a physical member of staff. Once payment has been made, guests simply take a wrist band and hold it up to the card machine and the system will store customer details on up to two wristbands.*** Alternatively, CityPod™ offers a concierge app that can be downloaded onto any tablet for use by a present member of staff should you wish to staff one.****

Upon checkout, customers are instructed to return wristbands to the kiosk or member of staff. Guests will be charged 50cr for unreturned wristbands.

NEW! Shower and Toilet Pods

Additionally, CityPod™ offers toilet and shower facilities should the existing sanitation facilities be non existent or insufficient for the influx of visitors CityPod creates. Constructed from the same antimicrobial polymers as the standard CityPod, optimal hygiene standards are far easier to maintain.

CityPod™ Locations

Countesia

• Urbem City
• Michiana
• Oakwood

Coistashvia

• Old Bethlehem
• Hereot
• Duskrenia

Nation Of Hanguk

• Special City of Seoul

Carrelie

• Denmouth

Victorious Decepticons

• Decepticon Headquarters
• Main Refinery
• Main Foundry

Silvedania

• Actopolis City
• Elga
• Hojhus

Pulsroth

• Port Ellerslie

New Antartica

• Sharfaristan

Australian rePublic

• Sydney
• Melbourne
• Brisbane
• Perth

Nacrad

• Riverfort

Zaviana

• St. Parlor
• Davorya

Rhim Flavezztowland

• Flavezztowland City
• New Dorset
• Helmont
• Somerlot
• Malinley
• Skipinton
• Standale City

Hanshire

• Gilzin

Herzgevenia

• Starokgrad Airport

Botiswana

• Gaborone
• Nyangabgwe
• Serowe
• Metshelo

Voxija

• Genitxea
• Xirroni
• Vetxirrovo City

Belize and Honduras

• Belize City
• Belmopan
• Guatemala City
• Tegucigalpa
• San Salvador
• Culamparo

Gebeta

• Currently in use at the Konigsberg Test Range

Middle Barael

• Scania
• Cothon City
• Middle Barael City
• Nava (Nala)
• Minerva
• Domicile
• Sacravilla
• Calisota

Lorrana

• Lorrana City
• Mopor
• Ribi
• Salence Village

Achaean Republic

• Corola-Guadalupana International Airport

Balgariia

• Currently in storage, to be used during national crisis.

West Durits Tric

• Vurita
• Kolgorn

Trolleborg

• Trolleborg International Airport

Trenaka

• Munich
• Stuttgart
• Hamburg
• Nuremberg

Shunmyo KK

• Shinkyo
• Osaka
• Kyoto
• Nara
• Nagora
• Fukuoka

Sarthale

• Bäsmarahaven
• Hannev.

Alski

• Sapporo
• Sendai
• Niigata

Australian rePublic

• Gold Coast
• Townsville
• Hobart

Coconut Palm Island

• Largo Beach Airport
• Palm Village Airport
• Largo Beach
• Palm Village Tourist District

Like what you've seen? Apply below!

Code: Select all

[box][b]Nation Name:[/b]
[b]Organisation Name:[/b]
[b]Quantity (Please include quantity of toilet and shower facilities, if required):[/b]
[b]Location(s) (Maximum of 7):[/b]
[b]Do you wish to include a CityPod™ E-Concierge kiosk at each location?[/b]
[b]Do you have any special requests (Major Cosmetic additions will incur extra charges):[/b]
[b]Do you wish for CityPod contractors to provide maintenance? (Call out times will vary depending on country and location):[/b][/box]

Disclaimers:
*Wireless Internet, housekeeping and dining is not included or offered by CityPod™. Provision of such items is at the discretion of the buyer.
**CityPod™ is not responsible for any fines or criminal charges incurred for intentional hoax calls. CityPod™ will however gladly provide evidence of technical issues should that be the cause of a hoax call.
***In the event wrist bands are not present, contact CityPod Customer Service and provide card details as proof of purchase for remote unlocking.
****CityPod™ does not hire or pay the wages for physical concierges. Responsibility for this falls to the provider.

[Zarnicovia nova]

question: what if this goes against a law in a nation? (as it does in zarnicovia nova)

[Countesia]

question: what if this goes against a law in a nation? (as it does in zarnicovia nova)

Which law would this be breaking?

[Zarnicovia nova]

question: what if this goes against a law in a nation? (as it does in zarnicovia nova)

Which law would this be breaking?

1. (I'm not sure about this first one) but I think there may not be enough space (there is a law preventing a human from permanently or non-permanently living in too small of a space. 100 square feet for each child 200 square feet for each teen 350 square feet for adults.)
2. the producer of any product that hurt/kill someone can always be responsible and they are not allowed to put something that says otherwise on their product

[Countesia]

Which law would this be breaking?

1. (I'm not sure about this first one) but I think there may not be enough space (there is a law preventing a human from permanently or non-permanently living in too small of a space. 100 square feet for each child 200 square feet for each teen 350 square feet for adults.)
2. the producer of any product that hurt/kill someone can always be responsible and they are not allowed to put something that says otherwise on their product

I see. I would've made a counterclaim saying that these are not permanent dwellings but your law seems clear in that.

As for the product being able to hurt anyone. We have designed the CityPod to be 100% safe to dwell in. If anyone experiences an injury directly caused by the CityPod and not by themselves or someone else, we will accept all responsibility.

[Zarnicovia nova]

1. (I'm not sure about this first one) but I think there may not be enough space (there is a law preventing a human from permanently or non-permanently living in too small of a space. 100 square feet for each child 200 square feet for each teen 350 square feet for adults.)
2. the producer of any product that hurt/kill someone can always be responsible and they are not allowed to put something that says otherwise on their product

I see. I would've made a counterclaim saying that these are not permanent dwellings but your law seems clear in that.

As for the product being able to hurt anyone. We have designed the CityPod to be 100% safe to dwell in. If anyone experiences an injury directly caused by the CityPod and not by themselves or someone else, we will accept all responsibility.

well actually it depends on how long they stay living in it. so it would start around 60% of the normal requirement and increase for each day they stay there (5% more in size) until it hits 100%

[Countesia]

I see. I would've made a counterclaim saying that these are not permanent dwellings but your law seems clear in that.

As for the product being able to hurt anyone. We have designed the CityPod to be 100% safe to dwell in. If anyone experiences an injury directly caused by the CityPod and not by themselves or someone else, we will accept all responsibility.

well actually it depends on how long they stay living in it. so it would start around 60% of the normal requirement and increase for each day they stay there (5% more in size) until it hits 100%

Thats truly unfortunate, but we understand. CityPod does not wish to infringe upon your sovereign laws.

[UniversalCommons]

From: Alex Cruonis, Minister of Public Health
Re: CityPod

CityPod will cease and desist advertising for CityPod in the UniversalCommons. These facilities do not provide legal levels of sanitation. There is no place to wash a persons body nor are there bathrooms. As such, they provide a burden on existing facilities outside of CityPod to pay for these services. As such we are fining your organization $1 million bitwatts. Housing units require basic levels of sanitation.

Further with outbreaks of the zombie plague, they represent health hazard. Proper sanitation in plague infected areas requires regular hand washing, high pressure showers, and safe handling of human waste. These facilities do not meet these requirements. All such facilities will be subject to seizure if they come within 100 miles of the shores of UniversalCommons.

Regards Alex Cruonis, Minister of Public Health.

[Countesia]

From: Alex Cruonis, Minister of Public Health
Re: CityPod

CityPod will cease and desist advertising for CityPod in the UniversalCommons. These facilities do not provide legal levels of sanitation. There is no place to wash a persons body nor are there bathrooms. As such, they provide a burden on existing facilities outside of CityPod to pay for these services. As such we are fining your organization $1 million bitwatts. Housing units require basic levels of sanitation.

Further with outbreaks of the zombie plague, they represent health hazard. Proper sanitation in plague infected areas requires regular hand washing, high pressure showers, and safe handling of human waste. These facilities do not meet these requirements. All such facilities will be subject to seizure if they come within 100 miles of the shores of UniversalCommons.

Regards Alex Cruonis, Minister of Public Health.

To: Universal Commons Ministry of Public Health
From: CityPod Accommodation Solutions
Topic: Lawsuit

Dear Alex Cruonis

We apologise that you have misunderstood the intentions of CityPod. We do not suggest or endorse unsanitary living conditions. Most if not all CityPod locations within Countesia are privately owned and in accordance with zoning laws must be located within walking distance of a public toilet. For other nations however, we do not have the legal authority to enforce similar laws. If our clients intentionally breach sanitation laws of their home nations, should they exist, they do so at their own peril. The High Court of Countesia has such decided to declare your fine null and void as we cannot be held responsible for the negiliegence of our buyers. We hope you understand.

[UniversalCommons]

From: Alex Cruonis, Minister of Public Health
Re: CityPod

We ask that an international boycott of this product be put into effect. Stating that a private entity is being set up to use public facilities, public restrooms, at the taxpayers expense is immoral and should be fined even more extensively. Overloading public facilities with private individuals is an even greater health hazard. We ask that an international court convene to further investigate this company. It needs to shut down. It is both unsanitary, immmoral, and steals from private citizens. The cost of the public toilets, public mirrors, water, toilet paper, security for the bathrooms and similar expenses should be added to the costs of opening any such facility in any country.

Regards,

Alex Cruonis, Minister of Public Health, UniversalCommons

[Nation of Hanguk]

Kingdom of Corea | 대한제국
Special City of Seoul
서울 특별시 | 너와 나의 서울 :: Seoul, Yours and Mine

To whom it may concern:

We in the City of Seoul are continually looking for innovations to complement the tourism industry of the capital. However, due to the costliness of land within the city's borders, as well as in its suburbs, we are struggling to encourage the building of new hotels and lodges to increase the capacity of the city to hold tourists. Furthermore, the health ministry is also competing with hotel rooms to expand the volume of quarantine facilities.

Therefore, we are seeking to inquire about your company on the pod products you are producing. As the city government has sanitary concerns, is it possible to modify the pod and install bathrooms? Rest assured that the modifications will be charged to the city government, as well as needed infrastructure.

Thank you.

Kim Byeol
Director, City Directorate of Culture, Arts, Tourism

110 Sejong-daero, Myeong-dong, Jung-gu, Seoul, Corea | +82 2-731-2120

[Coistashvia]

To; Esteemed Officials at The CityPod Corporation
Re; Purchase Of CityPods

Hello! We request to purchase an distinct number of CityPods as our citizenry grows. We’ve filled out the readied application in hopes that you will let us purchase said CityPods. We thank you for you consideration.


-Abraham Ezerkadi, Ministry Of Private Transit

Nation Name: The Anarcho-Pacifist Republic Of Coistashvia
Organisation Name: Metropolitan Transit Commission (MTC)
Quantity: 100,000,000
Location(s): Old Bethlehem, Hereot, Duskrenia
Do you wish to include a CityPod™ E-Concierge kiosk at each location? Yes
Do you have any special requests (Major Cosmetic additions will incur extra charges): No
Do you wish for CityPod contractors to provide maintenance? (Call out times will vary depending on country and location): Yes

[Countesia]

To: Kim Byeol, Director of Culture, Arts ands Tourism
From: CityPod Acommodation Solutions
Topic: Sanitation facilities

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In the light of recent accusations suggesting CityPod creates a public health hazard, we have decided to introduce our own series of toilet and shower pods for our visitors, ready to order as we speak. All of us at CityPod hope to shed such a negative image and avoid an international boycott from Universal Commons. Our application form has been adjusted accordingly and you need not worry about additional charges. We hope to hear from you soon.

Kind Regards,

CityPod Accommodation Solutions.

[Countesia]

To; Esteemed Officials at The CityPod Corporation
Re; Purchase Of CityPods

Hello! We request to purchase an distinct number of CityPods as our citizenry grows. We’ve filled out the readied application in hopes that you will let us purchase said CityPods. We thank you for you consideration.


-Abraham Ezerkadi, Ministry Of Private Transit

Nation Name: The Anarcho-Pacifist Republic Of Coistashvia
Organisation Name: Metropolitan Transit Commission (MTC)
Quantity: 100,000,000
Location(s): Old Bethlehem, Hereot, Duskrenia
Do you wish to include a CityPod™ E-Concierge kiosk at each location? Yes
Do you have any special requests (Major Cosmetic additions will incur extra charges): No
Do you wish for CityPod contractors to provide maintenance? (Call out times will vary depending on country and location): Yes

To: Abraham Ezerkadi, Ministry Of Private Transit
From: CityPod Accommodation Solutions
Topic: Order Confirmation

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CityPod is delighted to APPROVE your order. However, due to the size of your order of 100,000,000 pods we cannot fulfil the entirety of your request . As it stands, we currently have 50,000 pods ready to deliver within the week. As an act of good faith we will not expect payment in full, but in instalments corresponding with the pods we are able to deliver. However, due to the simplicity of their construction we will be able to manufacture the required amount in an estimated 8 months. As additional compensation, CityPod offers FREE maintenance on all pods for a 10 year period.

We hope you understand.

Kind Regards

CityPod accommodation Solutions

[Nation of Hanguk]

Kingdom of Corea | 대한제국
Special City of Seoul
서울 특별시 | 너와 나의 서울 :: Seoul, Yours and Mine

Adressee: CityPod Accomodations Solutions

Good day:

We are pleased to hear that you know provide hygienic facilities in the roster of your products. We are also happy to inform you that the City Assembly approved buying a number of initial pods, as well as additional facilities. Here attached is our full orders. Once we found these pods very efficient and effective, we wish to buy again in the future and recommend this to our fellow local governments and the national State Council.

Sincerely,

Kim Byeol
Director, City Directorate of Culture, Arts, Tourism

110 Sejong-daero, Myeong-dong, Jung-gu, Seoul, Corea | +82 2-731-2120

Nation Name: Kingdom of Corea
Organisation Name: Special City of Seoul
Quantity (Please include the quantity of toilet and shower facilities, if required): 25 CityPods pods, 4 toilet facilities, 4 shower facilities
Location(s): Seoul Forest (273 Ttukseom-ro, Seongsu-dong 1(il)-ga, Seongdong-gu, Seoul, Corea)
Do you wish to include a CityPod™ E-Concierge kiosk at each location? Yes.
Do you have any special requests (Major Cosmetic additions will incur extra charges): None.
Do you wish for CityPod contractors to provide maintenance? (Call out times will vary depending on country and location): Yes.

[Arkmenia]

From: Alex Cruonis, Minister of Public Health
Re: CityPod

We ask that an international boycott of this product be put into effect. Stating that a private entity is being set up to use public facilities, public restrooms, at the taxpayers expense is immoral and should be fined even more extensively. Overloading public facilities with private individuals is an even greater health hazard. We ask that an international court convene to further investigate this company. It needs to shut down. It is both unsanitary, immmoral, and steals from private citizens. The cost of the public toilets, public mirrors, water, toilet paper, security for the bathrooms and similar expenses should be added to the costs of opening any such facility in any country.

Regards,

Alex Cruonis, Minister of Public Health, UniversalCommons

From: Rudolf Jameson, Minister of Foreign Affairs
To: Universal Commons

The Arkmenian Republic is proud to announce that we are joining the international boycott of "CityPod". This product, the work of privately owned multinational mega-corporation is a perfect indictment of the failures of capitalism, leaching off the public purse to fill the pockets of its own wealthy shareholders without regard to the public health consequences of its business activities on broader society. Anybody attempting to import such Pods into Arkmenia will be penalized to the maximum extent of the law for violating public health ordinances. We are also proud to announce that all City Pods are to be expropriated immediately without compensation, as is our right as a sovereign republic.

[Carrelie]

To: CityPod Accommodation Solutions

Dear Sir or Madam,

We are very interested in the potential purchase of a number of CityPods as our tourism industry in Densmouth expands. We have analysed the foot traffic of tourists in Densmouth and have identified the prime locations for potential CityPod hubs. Please find enclosed the order form for this transaction. Thank you in advance.

Yours Faithfully,
His Lordly Excellency, Francian of Densmouth
Lord of Densmouth

Nation Name: Carrelie
Organisation Name: His Lordly Excellency's Most Prestigious Organisation for the City Planning of Densmouth, Dept. of Tourism & Accomodation
Quantity (Please include quantity of toilet and shower facilities, if required): 500 CityPods, 50 Toilets, 30 Showers
Location(s):Densmouth Goswensely Central Railway Station, 1 King Willame's Sq. (The Galwedon Tower)
Do you wish to include a CityPod™ E-Concierge kiosk at each location? Yes
Do you have any special requests (Major Cosmetic additions will incur extra charges): None
Do you wish for CityPod contractors to provide maintenance? (Call out times will vary depending on country and location): Yes

[Countesia]

-snip-

To: His Lordly Excellency, Francian of Densmouth, Lord of Densmouth
From: CityPod Acommodation Solutions
Topic: Order Confirmation

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CityPod is delighted to CONFIRM your order. As we speak our factory workers have begun packing each pod for overseas shipment. Expect your delivery to arrive in each designated city alongside our contractors in approximately two weeks. We look forward to future business from you.

Kind Regards,

CityPod Acommodation Solutions.

[Kyundao]

To: CityPod Corporation
From: City councils of New Seoul and New Busan

It has been brought to our attention that you are selling housing accomodations to countries that request it along with hygienic facilities. The Kyundaoan cities of New Seoul and New Busan have had a homelessness problem for some time now and we would like you to implement this system in any area of the two cities that needs it. We'll let you determine how many housing and hygienic units are required as we trust you to make such decisions. Considering that Kyundao is among the wealthiest nations, we'll pay the cost for the implementation of this system.

To aid you in this endeavor, the Kyundaoan military will provide heavily armed escorts. Any attempts by socialist nations to expropriate these facilities with or without compensation will be met with lethal force.

[Victorious Decepticons]

This is an excellent solution for both licit and not-so-licit hotel needs here on Cybertron! Despite our reputation for being one of the most dangerous planets that isn't at war, wealthy humans still come here for what they call "danger tourism." This leads to several logistics problems, since everyone here who isn't a foreign tourist is a transforming war robot about 10x as big as a human is! As you can imagine, accommodations for biologicals - and effluent-capture facilities for their waste - are both severely lacking. Many of these tourists end up trying to sleep in alleys, hoping they don't get stepped on and crushed by some unobservant passer-by. CityPods will be an excellent solution to this problem, as well as helping with our goal finding more ways to part tourists from their money that don't involve just yanking it away from them with brute force.

We will provide full security during the installation process, so your workers won't have to worry about slavers, strongarm raids, or kids who think it's fun to dismantle humans to see how their engines look.

Nation Name: The Empire of Victorious Decepticons
Organisation Name: Interplanetary Hoteliers Corporation
Quantity (Please include quantity of toilet and shower facilities, if required): 50 CityPods, 50 showers, and 200 toilets.
Location(s): Pods and Showers: Decepticon Headquarters (city). Toilets: 100 in strategic spots in Decepticon Headquarters, 50 at the Main Refinery (big tourist spot), 50 at the Main Foundry (another big tourist spot). We are sick of having to clean up so much corrosive human "exhaust" deposits at these places!
Do you wish to include a CityPod™ E-Concierge kiosk at each location? Only at the CityPod locations.

Do you have any special requests (Major Cosmetic additions will incur extra charges): Bolt them to the ground somehow so slavers can't just pick up the entire unit, tourist inside, and cart it off to the slave market. Also, there's no need for the SOS button. We have no law enforcement. That's one of the things that makes our planet the Premier Danger Tourism Destination. All visitors are told to bring a powerful weapon with them and to expect to need to use it. If they don't listen, it's on them.

Finally, the toilets should be unlocked by default, with no need for bracelets. We want humans to use them instead of the street, no matter what!

Oh, yes. The toilets need to have self-contained waste containment pods, like porta-potties. Water causes rust, so we don't pipe it all over the place like human worlds do.

Do you wish for CityPod contractors to provide maintenance? (Call out times will vary depending on country and location): No, it probably would cost too much to keep flying freemen humans all the way to Cybertron and back. Plus, we don't want to have to provide security to keep them free for multiple visits, either.

[Nation of Hanguk]

Kingdom of Corea | 대한제국
Special City of Seoul
서울 특별시 | 너와 나의 서울 :: Seoul, Yours and Mine

Adressee: CityPod Accomodations Solutions

Good day:

We are pleased to hear that you know provide hygienic facilities in the roster of your products. We are also happy to inform you that the City Assembly approved buying a number of initial pods, as well as additional facilities. Here attached is our full orders. Once we found these pods very efficient and effective, we wish to buy again in the future and recommend this to our fellow local governments and the national State Council.

Sincerely,

Kim Byeol
Director, City Directorate of Culture, Arts, Tourism

110 Sejong-daero, Myeong-dong, Jung-gu, Seoul, Corea | +82 2-731-2120

Nation Name: Kingdom of Corea
Organisation Name: Special City of Seoul
Quantity (Please include the quantity of toilet and shower facilities, if required): 25 CityPods pods, 4 toilet facilities, 4 shower facilities
Location(s): Seoul Forest (273 Ttukseom-ro, Seongsu-dong 1(il)-ga, Seongdong-gu, Seoul, Corea)
Do you wish to include a CityPod™ E-Concierge kiosk at each location? Yes.
Do you have any special requests (Major Cosmetic additions will incur extra charges): None.
Do you wish for CityPod contractors to provide maintenance? (Call out times will vary depending on country and location): Yes.

/bump

[Countesia]

Kingdom of Corea | 대한제국
Special City of Seoul
서울 특별시 | 너와 나의 서울 :: Seoul, Yours and Mine

Adressee: CityPod Accomodations Solutions

Good day:

We are pleased to hear that you know provide hygienic facilities in the roster of your products. We are also happy to inform you that the City Assembly approved buying a number of initial pods, as well as additional facilities. Here attached is our full orders. Once we found these pods very efficient and effective, we wish to buy again in the future and recommend this to our fellow local governments and the national State Council.

Sincerely,

Kim Byeol
Director, City Directorate of Culture, Arts, Tourism

110 Sejong-daero, Myeong-dong, Jung-gu, Seoul, Corea | +82 2-731-2120

Nation Name: Kingdom of Corea
Organisation Name: Special City of Seoul
Quantity (Please include the quantity of toilet and shower facilities, if required): 25 CityPods pods, 4 toilet facilities, 4 shower facilities
Location(s): Seoul Forest (273 Ttukseom-ro, Seongsu-dong 1(il)-ga, Seongdong-gu, Seoul, Corea)
Do you wish to include a CityPod™ E-Concierge kiosk at each location? Yes.
Do you have any special requests (Major Cosmetic additions will incur extra charges): None.
Do you wish for CityPod contractors to provide maintenance? (Call out times will vary depending on country and location): Yes.

To: Special City of Seoul
From: CityPod Accommodation Solutiosn
Topic: Order Confirmation

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CityPod is delighted that you have chosen to do business with us. We look forward to becoming just one element of such a spiritually, culturally and economically stunning city and nation. Your order is now listed as APPROVED and our warehouse staff have just begun to pack your order for overseas shipment. Expect your pods to be delivered in approximately 2 weeks, alongside approved CityPod contractors. Again, we are delighted to do business with you.

Kind Regards,

CityPod Accommodation Solutions

[Countesia]

This is an excellent solution for both licit and not-so-licit hotel needs here on Cybertron! Despite our reputation for being one of the most dangerous planets that isn't at war, wealthy humans still come here for what they call "danger tourism." This leads to several logistics problems, since everyone here who isn't a foreign tourist is a transforming war robot about 10x as big as a human is! As you can imagine, accommodations for biologicals - and effluent-capture facilities for their waste - are both severely lacking. Many of these tourists end up trying to sleep in alleys, hoping they don't get stepped on and crushed by some unobservant passer-by. CityPods will be an excellent solution to this problem, as well as helping with our goal finding more ways to part tourists from their money that don't involve just yanking it away from them with brute force.

We will provide full security during the installation process, so your workers won't have to worry about slavers, strongarm raids, or kids who think it's fun to dismantle humans to see how their engines look.

Nation Name: The Empire of Victorious Decepticons
Organisation Name: Interplanetary Hoteliers Corporation
Quantity (Please include quantity of toilet and shower facilities, if required): 50 CityPods, 50 showers, and 200 toilets.
Location(s): Pods and Showers: Decepticon Headquarters (city). Toilets: 100 in strategic spots in Decepticon Headquarters, 50 at the Main Refinery (big tourist spot), 50 at the Main Foundry (another big tourist spot). We are sick of having to clean up so much corrosive human "exhaust" deposits at these places!
Do you wish to include a CityPod™ E-Concierge kiosk at each location? Only at the CityPod locations.

Do you have any special requests (Major Cosmetic additions will incur extra charges): Bolt them to the ground somehow so slavers can't just pick up the entire unit, tourist inside, and cart it off to the slave market. Also, there's no need for the SOS button. We have no law enforcement. That's one of the things that makes our planet the Premier Danger Tourism Destination. All visitors are told to bring a powerful weapon with them and to expect to need to use it. If they don't listen, it's on them.

Finally, the toilets should be unlocked by default, with no need for bracelets. We want humans to use them instead of the street, no matter what!

Oh, yes. The toilets need to have self-contained waste containment pods, like porta-potties. Water causes rust, so we don't pipe it all over the place like human worlds do.

Do you wish for CityPod contractors to provide maintenance? (Call out times will vary depending on country and location): No, it probably would cost too much to keep flying freemen humans all the way to Cybertron and back. Plus, we don't want to have to provide security to keep them free for multiple visits, either.

To: Interplanetary Hoteliers Corporation
From: CityPod Accommodation Solutions
Topic: Order Confirmation

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While I must admit there was some debate about this order among our senior staff, I am glad to say the opportunity to expand our business to another planet is too tempting of an offer to refuse. Therefore we ACCEPT your order. Our factory workers have already begun packing your order. Calibrate your planetary sensors to look for this beacon drawn into a field of corn. Your shipment, along with our contractors, will be awaiting abduction transportation to Cybertron. We have also made the requested modifications such as removing locks from the toilets and adding holes to bolt the pods down. We look forward to future business.

Kind Regards,

CityPod Accommodation Solutions

[Countesia]

bump

[Australian rePublic]

I would like to ask a few questions before allowing set up your pods in my country:

1. Where are the lavratories?
2. Do these panic buttons have accidental pressing features for people who move around in bed alot?
3. Are you aware that hoax pressing of buttons will result in your organisation receiving a fine, which we would expect you to pass on to the offender