Kaleidoscopic Eclipse's Cabinet of Curiosities [Slaves]
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2020 4:41 pm
Greetings. Hello. Good day, or whatever period of time is applicable. And most importantly...
Welcome, dearest customers and others, to my personal collection! "I", to the extent that such a designation may be applicable, am the Spawn of the Ahxhian Gestalt currently known to verbally-communicating modosophonts as "Kaleidoscopic Eclipse". I have traveled far and visited many places over the course of my existence, and collected more consciousnesses of various beings than I can really keep track of. In truth, I don't even know why I do it. It just happens.
In any case, the fact of the matter is that I simply have amassed more "souls", as you lot like to call them, than I really know what to do with, and I've caught wind that there's great demand among the civilisations of "realspace" for low-maintenance labourers. If you happen to be among those who wish for such things, I'm most pleased to say that you're in luck! Simply give me a good quantity of whatever solid material you can spare, and tell me what kind of specifications you want your labourers to have or what service you need them to fulfill - I'll get to work moulding the raw materials into your desired form and planting consciousnesses from my collection within them, and before you know it, you'll have top-quality, custom-built, artisanal slaves right at your doorstep! And the best part? They're all so moody and glum from being all packed up in my metaphorical suitcase, they'll be positively eager to obey your every command as long as it gets them out of here.
In case you're wondering about payment, there is none. Besides the raw materials, anyway, of course. I know you all love to deal in this funny thing called "money", but unless you want me to craft my wares out of it, it isn't very useful to me. The actual properties of the material aren't particularly important - the end result will be almost identical to a normal member of the buyer's species, unless otherwise requested, with the caveat that they won't age, tire, or need nutrition. The exchange rate is 5 metric tons worth of raw material to 200kg of slave matter, which is roughly equivalent to three humans. I know, I know, it's a bit wasteful, but I'm too lazy to actually perfect the process. Sue me.
Key points:
Welcome, dearest customers and others, to my personal collection! "I", to the extent that such a designation may be applicable, am the Spawn of the Ahxhian Gestalt currently known to verbally-communicating modosophonts as "Kaleidoscopic Eclipse". I have traveled far and visited many places over the course of my existence, and collected more consciousnesses of various beings than I can really keep track of. In truth, I don't even know why I do it. It just happens.
In any case, the fact of the matter is that I simply have amassed more "souls", as you lot like to call them, than I really know what to do with, and I've caught wind that there's great demand among the civilisations of "realspace" for low-maintenance labourers. If you happen to be among those who wish for such things, I'm most pleased to say that you're in luck! Simply give me a good quantity of whatever solid material you can spare, and tell me what kind of specifications you want your labourers to have or what service you need them to fulfill - I'll get to work moulding the raw materials into your desired form and planting consciousnesses from my collection within them, and before you know it, you'll have top-quality, custom-built, artisanal slaves right at your doorstep! And the best part? They're all so moody and glum from being all packed up in my metaphorical suitcase, they'll be positively eager to obey your every command as long as it gets them out of here.
In case you're wondering about payment, there is none. Besides the raw materials, anyway, of course. I know you all love to deal in this funny thing called "money", but unless you want me to craft my wares out of it, it isn't very useful to me. The actual properties of the material aren't particularly important - the end result will be almost identical to a normal member of the buyer's species, unless otherwise requested, with the caveat that they won't age, tire, or need nutrition. The exchange rate is 5 metric tons worth of raw material to 200kg of slave matter, which is roughly equivalent to three humans. I know, I know, it's a bit wasteful, but I'm too lazy to actually perfect the process. Sue me.
Key points:
- 5 metric tons of material, regardless of the quality or rarity, will net you an average of three human-sized slaves
- Slaves will match your species' physical characteristics unless specified otherwise, though mental traits may differ as the implanted consciousnesses are taken from a wide range of species
- Slaves will require no maintenance whatsoever
PURCHASE FORM
- Nation name: Khorzromoth
- No. of slaves requested: 1,000 slaves
- Average mass per unit: 70 kg
- Intended purpose: Mining
- Other specifications: Can morph body parts into sharp objects
- Material(s) used for purchase: Iron, coal, diamond
- Total mass of slaves: 70,000 kg
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[box]PURCHASE FORM
[hr][/hr][list][*][b]Nation name: [/b][nation name]
[*][b]No. of slaves requested: [/b][insert number]
[*][b]Average mass per unit: [/b][???kg or other unit of measurement]
[*][b]Intended purpose: [/b][purpose goes here]
[*][b]Other specifications: [/b][whatever else is necessary, also specify morphology if needed]
[*][b]Material(s) used for purchase: [/b][properties aren't too important, preferably solid]
[*][b]Total mass of slaves: [/b][???kg or other unit of measurement][/list][/box]