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BASED IE and EGIRL-LC Partnership [ANNIVERSARY SALE]

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 10:57 am
by South Reinkalistan
ONE YEAR OF

BASED-EGIRL


Greetings, budding terrorists/insurgents/freedom fighters/whatever you prefer!

Recently, the BASED IE and EGIRL-LC Surplus Partnership turned one year old yes i know i'm three weeks late shut the fuck up viktor. This is excellent news for everyone involved. It means that we get to slap our corporate logos everywhere as a marketing ploy, and it means you lot get a brilliant, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to buy some incredibly cheap guns. Or whatever you want to buy. That's right: for a limited time only, we're going to be HALVING (that's right, 50%, folks!) the total price of anything you buy!

How is this economical? Because we source tras- affordable resources from the finest terror-infested cesspits.

So order now! You'll kick yourself later if you don't, honest.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2021 11:25 am
by Touts
[Nation has ceased to Exist]

PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2021 11:40 am
by South Reinkalistan
Touts wrote:Purchaser [in full]: Touts
Purchases and Quantities: 1500 of AK74s
Stated Purpose of Order [in compliance with Article IV of internal company policy]: Section of our Armory has been emptied by Notorious Gangs
Preferred Method of Delivery [no guarantees]: Air Cargo
Specific Location of Delivery: Kumite International Airport

Dear Sir/Madame/Whatever,

It has come to the attention of the Board of Directors that the nation/institution/entity you represent has involved itself in unsavoury businesses regarding what can only be considered as "pleasure slaves". Now, we here at BASED-EGIRL are respectable businessmen. Sure: we fund terror, we scam clients, and we most certainly facilitate at least 10% of local illegal arms sales in the regions we operate in (a figure we are proud to state is on the rise!), but we do not deal with enslavers of man such as yourself. Especially not slavery related to "pleasure".

In short: on behalf of literally every respectable person involved in our enterprise, please fuck off.

Yours,
The BASED-EGIRL Partnership Board of Directors

PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2022 1:43 pm
by Mervay
Royal Ministry of Defence of Mervay
Ministère Royal de la Défense de Mervay
Reale Ministero della Difesa di Mervay



To whoever may concern, I would like request what could be... An unsual order, as it is one where we are requesting equipment that might be out of reach at the current moment or might be difficult to find considering it's field. If so, we will understand and continue looking for other options. This order is in request for an agressor force for training exercises of the Mervay Royal Forces and they request an specific set of equipment that can be used as to ensure our military does not rely entirely on our domestic equipment for such training more than needed, which is why this order. Should any of the items on the list be out of question, please do tell us.

We hope to hear back from you and may Solaria Bless You.

Signed by
- Her Majesty's Honourable Minister, Elizabeth Durien, Minister of Defence


BASED EGIRL Order Form
Purchaser [in full]: Mervay Royal Force/Royal Ministry of Defence
Purchases and Quantities:
    - 40 T-80U
    - 40 T-72B1 and BM
    - 60 TOS-1
    - 70 BMP-1M
    - 50 BMP-2M
    - 30 BMP-3M
    - 60 BTR-60
    - 60 BTR-70
    - 60 BTR-80
    - 60 BTR-90
    - 40 BMD-3
    - 20 9K33 Osa
    - 20 2K12 Kub
    - 20 Buk missile system
    - 12 2K22 Tunguska
    - 12 S-300
    - 8 S-125
    - 12 S-75
    - 12 BM-30 Smerch
    - 12 BM-27 Uragan
    - 4 TOS-1
    - 6 2S19 Msta
    - 15 152mm SpGH DANA
    - 12 BM-21 Grad
    - 15 2S3 Akatsiya
    - 20 122 mm howitzer 2A18 (D-30)
    - 20 ZSU-23-4
    - 12 Mig-29SMT
    - 12 Mig-29UB
    - 12 Su-27SM2
    - 12 Su-27SM
    - 8 Su-24M2
    - 4 Su-24MP
    - 8 Su-22M4
    - 8 Su-25
    - 1 Beriev A-50
    - 4 Ilyushin Il-76
    - 4 An-22
    - 4 An-12
    - 2 Ilyushin Il-78
    - 4 MIG-25
    - 2 Tu-16
    - 12 Mi-24V
    - 12 Mi-24D
    - 12 Mi-8
    - 24 Mi-17
    - 6 Osa Class Missile Boats
    - 2 Kara Class Cruisers
    - 4 Sovremenny Class Destroyers
    - 4 Udaloy Class Destroyers
    - 6 Krivak Class Frigates
    - 4 Nanuchka Class Corvetes
    - 8000 AK-74 Rifles
    - 8000 AKM Rifles
    - 8000 AKS-74
    - 8000 AKS-74U
    - 2500 SVD Sniper Rifles
    - 4000 PKS Machine Guns
    - 4000 NSV Machine Guns
    - 1000 RPG-7's
    - 12000 Makarov Pistols
    - 8000 Tokarev TT-33
    - 120 Strela-2
    - 120 Strela-3
    - 400 UAZ-469
    - 400 GAZ-33097
    - 400 ZIL-4334
    - 400 Ural-5323
Stated Purpose of Order [in compliance with Article IV of internal company policy]: Use as Agressor Force/Possible Donation if Required
Preferred Method of Delivery [no guarantees]: Digital Transaction
Specific Location of Delivery: Fitboy Port, Mervay

PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2022 7:38 pm
by Polish Prussian Commonwealth
BASED IE Co. - EGIRL-LC PARTNERSHIP COMMUNICATION
Bronislaw Advanced/Strategic Economic Development and Import/Export Corporation
Erianster General Industrial Resale Limited-Liability Corporation
To whomever it may concern,

Your order has reached the directory. BASED IE Co. and EGIRL-LC has, considering the circumstances of your order, collectively had a seizure.

We would like to note that most ground-based aggressor formations use converted versions of older tanks already owned, while existing naval ships should be sufficent to present a credible OpFor. Likewise, modified versions of your own aircraft ought to be sufficent to serve as aggressor aircraft.

We highly suggest -- nay, demand -- that you follow this route. BASED EGIRL is unintrested in defrauding the Mervayan government and while it can provide the requested materials it cannot make any sort of guarentee as to cost, quality, or even basic safety. In addition we would be more than happy to provide OPFOR cosmetic conversions for ground combat vehicles and/or the provision of small amounts of cheap light fighters such as the F-20 or ex-Reichswehr F-16A/Bs.

Yours Faithfully,
BASED-EGIRL Combined Board of Directors

PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2022 9:24 am
by New Visayan Islands
TO: BASED-EGIRL Combined Board of Directors
FROM: Serrano and Curtis Holdings, Inc.
RE: Armaments

Greetings and Salutations!

In light of the risks our merchant vessels have to face in this segment of creation, primarily regarding maritime piracy, Serrano and Curtis Holdings has seen fit to purchase 500 standard Avtomat Kalashnikova rifles, with the end goal of arming our ships' security contingents. Attached is the order form below.

We hope for a swift reply to our inquiry

Sincerely,
(Sgd.)
Marilyn Serrano-Balbuena, MBA
Executive Vice President for Operations, Serrano and Curtis

BASED EGIRL Order Form
Purchaser [in full]: Serrano and Curtis Holdings, Inc.
Purchases and Quantities:
  • Standard variants of the AK Series x 500
Stated Purpose of Order [in compliance with Article IV of internal company policy]: Armament of security contingents attached to shipping vessels owned and operated by S&C Holdings.
Preferred Method of Delivery [no guarantees]: Shipping.
Specific Location of Delivery: Danao Seaport, Danao, DH


Serrano and Curtis Holdings does not actually have a pressing need to arm the security contingents attached to its merchant vessels, owing to said contingents being contracted out to Guardian Pitbulls; what it plans on doing is to send the guns around to various shell companies that may or may not include VIA fronts before being made available to parties with direct connections to Aureumterran insurgents.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2022 9:36 am
by South Reinkalistan
New Visayan Islands wrote:
TO: BASED-EGIRL Combined Board of Directors
FROM: Serrano and Curtis Holdings, Inc.
RE: Armaments

Greetings and Salutations!

In light of the risks our merchant vessels have to face in this segment of creation, primarily regarding maritime piracy, Serrano and Curtis Holdings has seen fit to purchase 500 standard Avtomat Kalashnikova rifles, with the end goal of arming our ships' security contingents. Attached is the order form below.

We hope for a swift reply to our inquiry

Sincerely,
(Sgd.)
Marilyn Serrano-Balbuena, MBA
Executive Vice President for Operations, Serrano and Curtis

BASED EGIRL Order Form
Purchaser [in full]: Serrano and Curtis Holdings, Inc.
Purchases and Quantities:
  • Standard variants of the AK Series x 500
Stated Purpose of Order [in compliance with Article IV of internal company policy]: Armament of security contingents attached to shipping vessels owned and operated by S&C Holdings.
Preferred Method of Delivery [no guarantees]: Shipping.
Specific Location of Delivery: Danao Seaport, Danao, DH


Serrano and Curtis Holdings does not actually have a pressing need to arm the security contingents attached to its merchant vessels, owing to said contingents being contracted out to Guardian Pitbulls; what it plans on doing is to send the guns around to various shell companies that may or may not include VIA fronts before being made available to parties with direct connections to Aureumterran insurgents.


BASED IE Co. - EGIRL-LC PARTNERSHIP COMMUNICATION
Bronislaw Advanced/Strategic Economic Development and Import/Export Corporation
Erianster General Industrial Resale Limited-Liability Corporation

To whomever it may concern,

Your order has reached the directory. BASED IE Co. and EGIRL-LC has, considering the circumstances of your order, determined the price to be 500.000 NSD. Please confirm that this is an acceptable price.

Yours Faithfully,
BASED-EGIRL Combined Board of Directors

PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2022 9:53 am
by New Visayan Islands
TO: BASED-EGIRL Combined Board of Directors
FROM: Serrano and Curtis Holdings, Inc.
RE: Armaments

Greetings and Salutations!

Serrano and Curtis Holdings appreciates the swift response and agrees with the pricing given the circumstances that warrant said purchase.

Sincerely,
(Sgd.)
Marilyn Serrano-Balbuena, MBA
Executive Vice President for Operations, Serrano and Curtis
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