NationStates

People who say Jif instead of Gif wrote:Customer: King Kruul
Contact person: Tupeia
Type of slave: Pleasure Slaves
Number of slaves: 50,000
Specifications: Let them be big, beautiful, and hairy.
Other information: I like 'em big, I like them chunky...

"Dear Sirs,

Your offer has been accepted. Your slaves will be delivered as you wish".

Greeting,
The Great Apostate Nikkilus

Why do people keep making these slavery threads?

Tupeia wrote:

Skyhooked wrote:
Trust us, they are shoving refugees into slavery. If they are willing to sell human beings like cattle, then there is no crime they will not commit for the sake of their profit. They will deny this of course, but this is not something, that can be easily hidden. So better direct refugees to us, they will be more free and life quality will be higher.

"Complete lies. We do not enslave the refugees we receive. They all receive citizenship and a plantation as a gift when they come to our country. Our refugee program is better than yours because a refugee in our country becomes rich very quickly".

"You, the ruthless slave traders, give plantations, loaded with slaves to all and any dude, who comes to your nation just like that? People, are not THAT naive, Tupeia... In best case, some richest prick out of refugee group gonna get a plantation, while the rest become his property. Say what you want, we belive in freedom of speech, but will people actually belive your claims? Refugees may come in millions, you may not have enough land for all of them. Besides, some may be opposed to slavery... And you will empower them."

Tupeia wrote:

People who say Jif instead of Gif wrote:Customer: King Kruul
Contact person: Tupeia
Type of slave: Pleasure Slaves
Number of slaves: 50,000
Specifications: Let them be big, beautiful, and hairy.
Other information: I like 'em big, I like them chunky...

"Dear Sirs,

Your offer has been accepted. Your slaves will be delivered as you wish".

Greeting,
The Great Apostate Nikkilus

"Ah yes, good food."
Thanks ye.

Skyhooked wrote:

Tupeia wrote:
"Complete lies. We do not enslave the refugees we receive. They all receive citizenship and a plantation as a gift when they come to our country. Our refugee program is better than yours because a refugee in our country becomes rich very quickly".

"You, the ruthless slave traders, give plantations, loaded with slaves to all and any dude, who comes to your nation just like that? People, are not THAT naive, Tupeia... In best case, some richest prick out of refugee group gonna get a plantation, while the rest become his property. Say what you want, we belive in freedom of speech, but will people actually belive your claims? Refugees may come in millions, you may not have enough land for all of them. Besides, some may be opposed to slavery... And you will empower them."

"Four things:
1:Tupeia really gives plantations to refugees. As crazy as it sounds we really do.
2:We also believe in freedom of speech.
We tell the truth if you don't believe us come check if we are telling the truth.
3:Tupeia has received millions of refugees, it can accommodate billions more. We have a lot of colonies that are full of empty lands for settlement. If we run out of land, there are always more empty lands for colonization, or for conquering other countries.
4:Give refugees control over slaves and those who oppose slavery will soon practice slavery and oppress slaves with us".-The great apostate Daimos.

Tupeia wrote:

Skyhooked wrote:
"You, the ruthless slave traders, give plantations, loaded with slaves to all and any dude, who comes to your nation just like that? People, are not THAT naive, Tupeia... In best case, some richest prick out of refugee group gonna get a plantation, while the rest become his property. Say what you want, we belive in freedom of speech, but will people actually belive your claims? Refugees may come in millions, you may not have enough land for all of them. Besides, some may be opposed to slavery... And you will empower them."

"Four things:
1:Tupeia really gives plantations to refugees. As crazy as it sounds we really do.
2:We also believe in freedom of speech.
We tell the truth if you don't believe us come check if we are telling the truth.
3:Tupeia has received millions of refugees, it can accommodate billions more. We have a lot of colonies that are full of empty lands for settlement. If we run out of land, there are always more empty lands for colonization, or for conquering other countries.
4:Give refugees control over slaves and those who oppose slavery will soon practice slavery and oppress slaves with us".-The great apostate Daimos.

Why would people most likely in poverty want to willing come to a country well know for its slave trade?

Wait a minute...SLAVERY'S ILLEGAL!
STOP, YOU HAVE VIOLATED GLOBAL LAW!!!

New yugoslavaia wrote:

Tupeia wrote:
"Four things:
1:Tupeia really gives plantations to refugees. As crazy as it sounds we really do.
2:We also believe in freedom of speech.
We tell the truth if you don't believe us come check if we are telling the truth.
3:Tupeia has received millions of refugees, it can accommodate billions more. We have a lot of colonies that are full of empty lands for settlement. If we run out of land, there are always more empty lands for colonization, or for conquering other countries.
4:Give refugees control over slaves and those who oppose slavery will soon practice slavery and oppress slaves with us".-The great apostate Daimos.

Why would people most likely in poverty want to willing come to a country well know for its slave trade?

Wait a minute...SLAVERY'S ILLEGAL!
STOP, YOU HAVE VIOLATED GLOBAL LAW!!!

"Well, Tupeia does not suffer from the problems of discrimination, non-acceptance, poverty, our crime rate is 0%. A person who enters Tupeia poor and persecuted will get rich very quickly. In essence, life in Tupea is very beautiful".-The great apostate Daimos

Tupeia wrote:

New yugoslavaia wrote:
Why would people most likely in poverty want to willing come to a country well know for its slave trade?

Wait a minute...SLAVERY'S ILLEGAL!
STOP, YOU HAVE VIOLATED GLOBAL LAW!!!

"Well, Tupeia does not suffer from the problems of discrimination, non-acceptance, poverty, our crime rate is 0%. A person who enters Tupeia poor and persecuted will get rich very quickly. In essence, life in Tupea is very beautiful".-The great apostate Daimos

Except there's slavery.
Also, there was no need to telegram me OOCly.

Tupeia wrote:"Four things:
1:Tupeia really gives plantations to refugees. As crazy as it sounds we really do.
2:We also believe in freedom of speech.
We tell the truth if you don't believe us come check if we are telling the truth.
3:Tupeia has received millions of refugees, it can accommodate billions more. We have a lot of colonies that are full of empty lands for settlement. If we run out of land, there are always more empty lands for colonization, or for conquering other countries.
4:Give refugees control over slaves and those who oppose slavery will soon practice slavery and oppress slaves with us".-The great apostate Daimos.

Are you sure, that those opposed to slavery will really practice slavery when they get the opportunity to do so? If you really belive this, then there are human dignity, honor and morality, the words, vile apostate Daimos will never undesrtand. Most of the people are not morally bankrupt as Tupeia after all... Expect colonial separatism, which will destroy your economy, massive slave revolts, supplied by countless underground railroad movements, and when your army is too busy trying to contain this, we will make our move and end your evil empire once and for all, and not even Newark aristocracy will prevent your empire from inevitable collapse, because there are more futuristic nations, who oppose slavery than those who practice.

Skyhooked wrote:

Tupeia wrote:"Four things:
1:Tupeia really gives plantations to refugees. As crazy as it sounds we really do.
2:We also believe in freedom of speech.
We tell the truth if you don't believe us come check if we are telling the truth.
3:Tupeia has received millions of refugees, it can accommodate billions more. We have a lot of colonies that are full of empty lands for settlement. If we run out of land, there are always more empty lands for colonization, or for conquering other countries.
4:Give refugees control over slaves and those who oppose slavery will soon practice slavery and oppress slaves with us".-The great apostate Daimos.

Are you sure, that those opposed to slavery will really practice slavery when they get the opportunity to do so? If you really belive this, then there are human dignity, honor and morality, the words, vile apostate Daimos will never undesrtand. Most of the people are not morally bankrupt as Tupeia after all... Expect colonial separatism, which will destroy your economy, massive slave revolts, supplied by countless underground railroad movements, and when your army is too busy trying to contain this, we will make our move and end your evil empire once and for all, and not even Newark aristocracy will prevent your empire from inevitable collapse, because there are more futuristic nations, who oppose slavery than those who practice.

Count me in. One of my nations forms is a colonised planet in the future. Starships and mechs coming your way!

New yugoslavaia wrote:

Skyhooked wrote:
Are you sure, that those opposed to slavery will really practice slavery when they get the opportunity to do so? If you really belive this, then there are human dignity, honor and morality, the words, vile apostate Daimos will never undesrtand. Most of the people are not morally bankrupt as Tupeia after all... Expect colonial separatism, which will destroy your economy, massive slave revolts, supplied by countless underground railroad movements, and when your army is too busy trying to contain this, we will make our move and end your evil empire once and for all, and not even Newark aristocracy will prevent your empire from inevitable collapse, because there are more futuristic nations, who oppose slavery than those who practice.

Count me in. One of my nations forms is a colonised planet in the future. Starships and mechs coming your way!

Then wait for signal. We'll share the loot.

Skyhooked wrote:

Tupeia wrote:"Four things:
1:Tupeia really gives plantations to refugees. As crazy as it sounds we really do.
2:We also believe in freedom of speech.
We tell the truth if you don't believe us come check if we are telling the truth.
3:Tupeia has received millions of refugees, it can accommodate billions more. We have a lot of colonies that are full of empty lands for settlement. If we run out of land, there are always more empty lands for colonization, or for conquering other countries.
4:Give refugees control over slaves and those who oppose slavery will soon practice slavery and oppress slaves with us".-The great apostate Daimos.

Are you sure, that those opposed to slavery will really practice slavery when they get the opportunity to do so? If you really belive this, then there are human dignity, honor and morality, the words, vile apostate Daimos will never undesrtand. Most of the people are not morally bankrupt as Tupeia after all... Expect colonial separatism, which will destroy your economy, massive slave revolts, supplied by countless underground railroad movements, and when your army is too busy trying to contain this, we will make our move and end your evil empire once and for all, and not even Newark aristocracy will prevent your empire from inevitable collapse, because there are more futuristic nations, who oppose slavery than those who practice.

"Then why do refugees with a developed moral code become supporters of our politics when they are given power?

We have no problem with slave revolts because all slaves have probes that remove their free will, there is no slave revolt".

Tupeia wrote:"Then why do refugees with a developed moral code become supporters of our politics when they are given power?

We have no problem with slave revolts because all slaves have probes that remove their free will, there is no slave revolt".

Because they are not as stupid as you think. For a slaver empire, you dudes, are too naive. And probes have to be inserted first, besides, those plantators with morals may lead the probed slaves to cause chaos inside your empire. Even if not, eventually, your empire will overextend and forces become spread too thin.

Skyhooked wrote:

Tupeia wrote:"Then why do refugees with a developed moral code become supporters of our politics when they are given power?

We have no problem with slave revolts because all slaves have probes that remove their free will, there is no slave revolt".

Because they are not as stupid as you think. For a slaver empire, you dudes, are too naive. And probes have to be inserted first, besides, those plantators with morals may lead the probed slaves to cause chaos inside your empire. Even if not, eventually, your empire will overextend and forces become spread too thin.

"All the probes are programmed to serve only our nation, they will not obey the orders of the rebellion".

Tupeia wrote:"All the probes are programmed to serve only our nation, they will not obey the orders of the rebellion".

Until they are jammed... or hacked and overridden. Or means of central control are captured. Then, your empire collapses. Admit it, your empire is a paper tiger with many weak spots to exploit. You can redeem yourselves, until we with GRAIL start poking them.

Skyhooked wrote:

Tupeia wrote:"All the probes are programmed to serve only our nation, they will not obey the orders of the rebellion".

Until they are jammed... or hacked and overridden. Or means of central control are captured. Then, your empire collapses. Admit it, your empire is a paper tiger with many weak spots to exploit. You can redeem yourselves, until we with GRAIL start poking them.

GRIAL won't be the only people ready to tear this disgusting nation down.
Mind control is going too far.

Skyhooked wrote:

Tupeia wrote:"All the probes are programmed to serve only our nation, they will not obey the orders of the rebellion".

Until they are jammed... or hacked and overridden. Or means of central control are captured. Then, your empire collapses. Admit it, your empire is a paper tiger with many weak spots to exploit. You can redeem yourselves, until we with GRAIL start poking them.

"The probe breaks down, the stuck slave dies of suffocation. Even if she manages to hack the probe, it will automatically self-destruct by blowing up a robust head. You are only good at inventing weaknesses to cover up that you are in fact a paper tiger with a weak army, a small population, a small territory with a large inferiority complex.

And finally, do not forget that Tupea conquered and enslaved thousands of peoples and their populations. And in case we lose the war we will launch our nuclear arsenal of 23,000 nuclear warheads, a whole arsenal of biochemical, radiological and occult weapons on all our enemies.
Tupeia will survive in our many space colonies".

Tupeia wrote:

Skyhooked wrote:
Until they are jammed... or hacked and overridden. Or means of central control are captured. Then, your empire collapses. Admit it, your empire is a paper tiger with many weak spots to exploit. You can redeem yourselves, until we with GRAIL start poking them.

"The probe breaks down, the stuck slave dies of suffocation. Even if she manages to hack the probe, it will automatically self-destruct by blowing up a robust head. You are only good at inventing weaknesses to cover up that you are in fact a paper tiger with a weak army, a small population, a small territory with a large inferiority complex.

And finally, do not forget that Tupea conquered and enslaved thousands of peoples and their populations. And in case we lose the war we will launch our nuclear arsenal of 23,000 nuclear warheads, a whole arsenal of biochemical, radiological and occult weapons on all our enemies.
Tupeia will survive in our many space colonies".

* Laughs in anti-nuke/missile shields. *

Tupeia wrote:"The probe breaks down, the stuck slave dies of suffocation. Even if she manages to hack the probe, it will automatically self-destruct by blowing up a robust head. You are only good at inventing weaknesses to cover up that you are in fact a paper tiger with a weak army, a small population, a small territory with a large inferiority complex.

And finally, do not forget that Tupea conquered and enslaved thousands of peoples and their populations. And in case we lose the war we will launch our nuclear arsenal of 23,000 nuclear warheads, a whole arsenal of biochemical, radiological and occult weapons on all our enemies.
Tupeia will survive in our many space colonies".

You think that we are weak, alright, we will let you to do so, after all, there were many fools, who have underestimated Skyhooked, until they became our prey. We are a cause, not bound by borders. If one of our territories is occupied, we will reemerge elsewhere at several places. And you... you have just admitted the possibility of losing the war to someone, you called "Weak". You are afraid and you are saying this insult to our might with desperation. How do you expect to wage a war against us, if you can't even find an argument?

You have also exposed your own weakness, if all probed slaves die, your economy will crumble without them, so we will have only to wait, until your soldiers are eating dirt, and your WMDs are non functioning, because they require expensive maintenance to be used. And do you really expect your colonies to be loyal, when central government becomes weak? They will turn on you and divided, they will eventually fall too.

Skyhooked wrote:

Tupeia wrote:"The probe breaks down, the stuck slave dies of suffocation. Even if she manages to hack the probe, it will automatically self-destruct by blowing up a robust head. You are only good at inventing weaknesses to cover up that you are in fact a paper tiger with a weak army, a small population, a small territory with a large inferiority complex.

And finally, do not forget that Tupea conquered and enslaved thousands of peoples and their populations. And in case we lose the war we will launch our nuclear arsenal of 23,000 nuclear warheads, a whole arsenal of biochemical, radiological and occult weapons on all our enemies.
Tupeia will survive in our many space colonies".

You think that we are weak, alright, we will let you to do so, after all, there were many fools, who have underestimated Skyhooked, until they became our prey. We are a cause, not bound by borders. If one of our territories is occupied, we will reemerge elsewhere at several places. And you... you have just admitted the possibility of losing the war to someone, you called "Weak". You are afraid and you are saying this insult to our might with desperation. How do you expect to wage a war against us, if you can't even find an argument.

You have also exposed your own weakness, if all probed slaves die, your economy will crumble without them, so we will have only to wait, until your soldiers are eating dirt, and your WMDs are non functioning, because they require expensive maintenance to be used. And do you really expect your colonies to be loyal, when central government becomes weak? They will turn on you and divided, they will eventually fall too.

"Tupeia will always be back. Destroy us we will appear at 10 other locations.

In light of our struggles ** diplomatic relations have been severed until further notice **

Tupeia wrote:

Skyhooked wrote:
You think that we are weak, alright, we will let you to do so, after all, there were many fools, who have underestimated Skyhooked, until they became our prey. We are a cause, not bound by borders. If one of our territories is occupied, we will reemerge elsewhere at several places. And you... you have just admitted the possibility of losing the war to someone, you called "Weak". You are afraid and you are saying this insult to our might with desperation. How do you expect to wage a war against us, if you can't even find an argument.

You have also exposed your own weakness, if all probed slaves die, your economy will crumble without them, so we will have only to wait, until your soldiers are eating dirt, and your WMDs are non functioning, because they require expensive maintenance to be used. And do you really expect your colonies to be loyal, when central government becomes weak? They will turn on you and divided, they will eventually fall too.

**"Diplomatic relations suspended until further notice.**

See? They are out of arguments and have lost the debate. How can fellow slavers trust them to conduct business, if all they can do in response to critics is ignoring?

Skyhooked wrote:

Tupeia wrote:
**"Diplomatic relations suspended until further notice.**

See? They are out of arguments and have lost the debate. How can fellow slavers trust them to conduct business, if all they can do in response to critics is ignoring?

They won't last. The New Yugoslavian Interstellar navy will either liberate or obliterate their colony worlds...provided they don't surrender.

Skyhooked wrote:

Tupeia wrote:
**"Diplomatic relations suspended until further notice.**

See? They are out of arguments and have lost the debate. How can fellow slavers trust them to conduct business, if all they can do in response to critics is ignoring?

"We are back in the game. We are not a nation we are the idea of ​​slavery and human cruelty. We will always come back. Your nation has also lost the arguments to continue this debate."

Tupeia wrote:"We are back in the game. We are not a nation we are the idea of ​​slavery and human cruelty. We will always come back. Your nation has also lost the arguments to continue this debate."

We have not lost, for your "Idea" requires hierarchy to maintain. Disrupt it, and it will fall into chaos, because without strong leadership, Tupeia will be reduced to a bunch of infighting factions. You may think of yourselves as a business association, but once one of the associates sugests, thhat he can use intrigues to get ahead... this will launch a chain reaction. While we are bonded together by ideas of mutual aid and honor.

Skyhooked was forged in fire of revolution, when a bunch of undertrained and underequipped people with resolve and conviction had defeated police, military, inquisition and interventionalsit forces. Thus, a relentless force of the hardy people was created.

Tupeia wrote:

Skyhooked wrote:
See? They are out of arguments and have lost the debate. How can fellow slavers trust them to conduct business, if all they can do in response to critics is ignoring?

"We are back in the game. We are not a nation we are the idea of ​​slavery and human cruelty. We will always come back. Your nation has also lost the arguments to continue this debate."

If you're trying to have your nation be the embodiment of the two of the most heinous concepts known to man, then you're doomed to fall...