Our world may have ended, but the free market doesn't have to! The Fallen Angels' financial leader, former CFO of Replica Arms, is opening trade with the multiverse at large. Supplies are limited, so be sure to buy now while you have the chance!
What is for sale here?
We are selling off surplus Replica Arms firearms and ammunition. As the infrastructure and government of our world has experienced a bit of a hiccup thanks to the outbreak of global thermonuclear war twelve years ago, we are currently no longer able to manufacture any firearms until we can conquer some metalworking factories and get them up and running once more. Supplies are limited, and will be sold on a first-come, first-served basis!
What does this mean for me?
Replica Arms firearms are known worldwide for their reliability, quality, and low cost. Replica Arms produced firearms for everyone: civilian, law enforcement, and military alike, and available at affordable costs. All Replica Arms firearms were made in the United States, back when the country existed. Replica Arms was able to maintain this low cost thanks to largely simple yet reliable firing mechanisms, carefully sourced metal, and all American lumber.
Replica Arms' assortment of firearms are varied. Do you want something for personal self defense? We have something for you. Do you want something to arm your police? We have something for you. Do you need a new machine gun for your military forces? We have something for you. Almost all Replica Arms firearms come in a variety of chamberings, so be sure to look at what we have! Please consider taking this chance to own a real piece of history. As the factories that produced them have been shut down thanks to the unfortunate incident of global nuclear war, availability is limited.
How can I be certain these are quality goods?
Not only do Replica Arms firearms have a history of use in law enforcement around the world (as well as by a number of criminals and terrorist cells), they are many of the weapons that we use as well! All weapons also have the seal of approval from our financial leader, who was the former CFO of Replica Arms back when the company still existed! Each weapon is field stripped, cleaned, oiled, reassembled, and test fired before sale. You can be certain that there will be nothing wrong with your firearm, and everything will be in working order.
Each weapon is made from certified tool quality steel with a chrome finish, and has genuine American lumber furniture. All Replica Arms firearms were made in the former United States, and every batch had to meet American standards. Replica Arms quality is a quality you can trust.
What do you have available?
Replica Arms Archer
| Cartridge | .22 LR (Replica Arms Archer 22) .25 ACP (Replica Arms Archer 25) .32 ACP (Replica Arms Archer 32) |
| Magazine | 15+1 detachable box magazine |
| Cyclic RoF | Semiautomatic |
| Max Order Per Customer | 300 |
| Cost Per Unit | $200 NS (Replica Arms Archer 22) $200 NS (Replica Arms Archer 25) $250 NS (Replica Arms Archer 32) +$50 NS (Custom Engraving) +$400 NS (Constitution 2048 Limited Edition; limit 1 per customer, not compatible with Custom Engraving) +$5 NS (Empty Magazine) |
Replica Arms' best selling handgun, the Archer was known for it's inexpensive price tag and near ubiquity in the United States, Canada, and Mexico. This compact pistol is carried by most Fallen Angels, including Ms. Satan, who has a gold plated Archer in .32 ACP.
Every Archer comes with three free magazines loaded with your choice of blank or copper washed munitions.
The Constitution 2048 Limited Edition features blued chrome finish and an engraving of a bald eagle on the slide, and the words "RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS" and "HOME OF THE BRAVE". It was released as a limited run in the year 2048; only 6,000 were ever made. They sold for $4,321.95 USD at the time, or approx. $216.10 NS.
Replica Arms Dissector
| Cartridge | .25 ACP (Replica Arms Dissector 25) .32 ACP (Replica Arms Dissector 32) 9mm Parabellum (Replica Arms Dissector 9) |
| Magazine | 70 round belt |
| Cyclic RoF | 1000rpm (950rpm for Replica Arms Dissector 9) |
| Max Order Per Customer | 100 |
| Cost Per Unit | $1,500 NS (Replica Arms Dissector 25) $1,750 NS (Replica Arms Dissector 32) $2,600 NS (Replica Arms Dissector 9) +$30 NS (Empty Belt + Detachable Ammo Box) |
Developed for law enforcement use, the Dissector is an unusual SMG/LMG hybrid, built as an LMG but chambered in pistol cartridges to prevent over-penetration. It was relatively inexpensive compared to other SMGs on the market. Copies of it were made by the PRC and DPRK, as the Type 1128, though these are of inferior quality. A few Dissectors are in use by the Fallen Angels security forces.
Every Dissector comes with one free belt of ammo and detachable ammo box loaded with your choice of blank or copper washed munitions.
Replica Arms Longbow PDW
| Cartridge | 9mm Parabellum (Replica Arms Longbow 9 PDW) |
| Magazine | 60+1 round box magazine |
| Cyclic RoF | 800rpm |
| Max Order Per Customer | 50 |
| Cost Per Unit | $1,000 NS (Replica Arms Longbow 9 PDW) +$50 NS (Custom Engraving) +$10 NS (Empty Magazine) |
This weapon was Replica Arms attempt at a PDW, though it was largely a commercial flop on account of unusual design which was ridiculed, and coming out several years too late. The weapon is of a bullpup design, and high ammo capacity, though otherwise par for the course for a Replica Arms SMG. A startlingly high number of these weapons are in use by the Fallen Angels.
Every Longbow PDW comes with two free magazines loaded with your choice of blank or copper washed munitions.
Replica Arms Nomad
| Cartridge | .32 ACP (Replica Arms Nomad 32) .32 S&W Short (Replica Arms Nomad 32S) .348 Lion (Replica Arms Nomad 348) |
| Cylinder | 3 |
| Cyclic RoF | Single Action Revolver |
| Max Order Per Customer | 500 |
| Cost Per Unit | $125 NS (Replica Arms Nomad 32) $125 NS (Replica Arms Archer 32S) $140 NS (Replica Arms Archer 348) +$5 NS (Five Empty Moon Clips) |
Replica Arms' premier subcompact snub nose revolver for civilian self defense, the Nomad is offered in a variety of calibers, including the new and popular .348 Lion cartridge invented in 2032. The .32 ACP version uses custom-made moon clips. It was marketed extensively for concealed carry within the United States. Hundreds of thousands of these low cost revolvers were made. They are in use by the Fallen Angels as backup and concealed weapons.
Every Nomad comes with fifteen free blank or copper washed munitions. Nomad 32's come with five free moon clips.
Replica Arms Razor
| Cartridge | .32 ACP (Replica Arms Razor 32) .380 ACP (Replica Arms Razor 380) |
| Magazine | 30+1 detachable box magazines |
| Cyclic RoF | 460 rpm |
| Max Order Per Customer | 250 |
| Cost Per Unit | $345 NS (Replica Arms Razor 32) $375 NS (Replica Arms Archer 380) +$50 NS (Custom Engraving) $800 NS (Join Or Die 2036 Limited Edition, only available in .380 ACO; limit 1 per customer, not compatible with Custom Engraving) +$5 NS (Empty Magazine) |
The Razor was developed for use by law enforcement, in small calibers, so as to prevent over-penetration. Thanks to firing low recoil rounds and having a slow cyclic rate of fire, the Razor is highly controllable when firing fully automatic. Production officially stopped in 2048, thanks to a marketing disaster when it was revealed that over 70% of all Razors produced found their way into the hands of organized crime or terrorist cells. The Fallen Angels uses a large number of Razor machine pistols.
Every Razor comes with three free magazines loaded with your choice of blank or copper washed munitions.
The Join Or Die 2036 Limited Edition features a blackened finish, and features an engraving of Benjamin Franklin's famous "Join or Die" drawing. This was released on a limited run in July of 2036 to celebrate the 260th aniverssary of the United States. Only 2,000 were ever made, mostly sold to US police departments. They sold for $7,519.95 USD at the time, or approx. $376.00 NS.
Replica Arms Saboteur
| Cartridge | .22 LR (Replica Arms Saboteur 22) .25 ACP (Replica Arms Saboteur 25) .32 ACP (Replica Arms Saboteur 32) |
| Magazine | 90+1 detachable drum magazines |
| Cyclic RoF | 750rpm |
| Max Order Per Customer | 250 |
| Cost Per Unit | $1,000 NS (Replica Arms Saboteur 22) $1,000 NS (Replica Arms Saboteur 25) $1,800 NS (Replica Arms Saboteur 32) +$20 NS (Empty Magazine) |
Perhaps the most famous firearm produced by Replica Arms, the Saboteur was built for use by law enforcement, chambered in low caliber rounds so as to prevent over-penetration. Though it outwardly looks similar to the venerable Thompson SMG, the internal components have far more in common with the Soviet PPSh-41. It is known for it's low cost to manufacture, and for its fair accuracy and controllable recoil even when mag dumping. Thanks to low cost and availability, high quantities of Saboteurs have found their hands into both law enforcement and criminal hands during the before-times. Unusually, high quantities of Saboteurs could also be found in Africa and the Middle East. Clones of the Saboteur were also produced by the PRC during the before-times, as the Type 421. Large numbers of Saboteurs are in use by the Fallen Angels.
Every Saboteur comes with one free magazines loaded with your choice of blank or copper washed munitions.
Replica Arms Trident
| Cartridge | 7.62mm NATO (Replica Arms Trident 762N) .30-06 Springfield (Replica Arms Trident 3006) .338 Lapua Magnum (Replica Arms Trident 338) 7.62mm Rimmed (Replica Arms Trident 762R) .450 Bushmaster (Replica Arms Trident 450) |
| Magazine | 60 round belt |
| Cyclic RoF | 600rpm (500rpm for Replica Arms Trident 450) |
| Max Order Per Customer | 75 |
| Cost Per Unit | $4,000 NS (Replica Arms Trident 762N) $4,600 NS (Replica Arms Trident 3006) $4,600 NS (Replica Arms Trident 762R) $6,000 NS (Replica Arms Trident 450) +$45 NS (Empty Belt + Detachable Ammo Box) |
The Replica Arms Trident was originally created to enter the military weapons market, as a medium machine gun. Though it did not sell in high quantities, Replica Arms considered it to be very successful. It was adopted by the United States National Guard in small quantities (in 7.62mm NATO), adopted by the Japanese SDF in small quantities (in .338 Lapua Magnum), and adopted by several megacorporations for CorpSec in their US branches (in all varieties). The 7.62mmR version was cloned by the DPRK as the Type 1001. The Trident is in use by the Fallen Angels security forces.
Every Trident comes with one free belt of ammo and detachable ammo box loaded with your choice of blank or copper washed munitions.
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