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Human Meat Food! Welcome to The Cannibal Cafe!
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 8:05 amby Empirical Switzerland
Give me your order, and I give you human meat products!!
Cannibal soup
Blood cup
Blood cup with eyeball in it to look fancy
BLT (Bones, legs, and tears sandwich)
Human Fingers (not chicken fingers!)
Dried Pancreas
Toenails and Salsa
Arm Taco
Kneecap Juice
Corpse Bread (commonly referred to as dead bread)
Brain Salad
Artery and Vein Spaghetti
Brain Pasta
Cannibal Cafe Coffee
Wiener Sausage (-suggested by Somerania)
*thats all on our menu for now, but we’re open for suggestions!*
Note: this is not real human meat, but we have experts who have conducted research and interviewed real cannibals and we have concluded what human meat tastes like and certain parts of the body, and have fashioned normal meat into tasting what we conclude it does taste like. Therefore, this is NOT, actual human meat, just flavored and designed to taste like it.
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 8:07 amby Haudegen Reich
man, switzerland really went downhill since the Confederacy
Ugh
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 8:13 amby Empirical Switzerland
Haudegen Reich wrote:man, switzerland really went downhill since the Confederacy
Look if you're not gonna purchase one of our delicacies you can leave sir.
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 8:16 amby Rhodique
Whats in the brain salad?
answer
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 8:18 amby Empirical Switzerland
Rhodique wrote:Whats in the brain salad?
I recommend the Salad, It obviously has brains in it, but we also insert arteries, veins, nerves, and if you want, chopped or whole spinal cord. Also we have ground up brain stem
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 8:21 amby Republics of Central Nations
Empirical Switzerland wrote:Rhodique wrote:Whats in the brain salad?
I recommend the Salad, It obviously has brains in it, but we also insert arteries, veins, nerves, and if you want, chopped or whole spinal cord. Also we have ground up brain stem
i want some brain salad and joe
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 8:23 amby Empirical Switzerland
Republics of Central Nations wrote:Empirical Switzerland wrote:I recommend the Salad, It obviously has brains in it, but we also insert arteries, veins, nerves, and if you want, chopped or whole spinal cord. Also we have ground up brain stem
i want some brain salad and joe
Totally! Order coming right up! To go? or staying here in the cafe?
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 8:25 amby Republic of Vareshia
Weirdos
Vegans, am i right? Weird..
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 8:26 amby Empirical Switzerland
Republic of Vareshia wrote:Weirdos
Sir if you are just here to use the wifi and not purchase anything I must ask you to leave.
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 8:28 amby Tinhampton
Empirical Switzerland wrote:Republic of Vareshia wrote:Weirdos
Sir if you are just here to use the wifi and not purchase anything I must ask you to leave.
"Mind if I purchase the Wi-Fi? A thousand and a half Tinhamptonian dollars, adjustable as necessary. I like cow, chicken, beef, pork, bacon, stuff like that but I'd never eat a fellow person!" - a telecoms executive who has not given out his name,
yet
Business
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 8:32 amby Empirical Switzerland
Tinhampton wrote:Empirical Switzerland wrote:Sir if you are just here to use the wifi and not purchase anything I must ask you to leave.
"Mind if I purchase the Wi-Fi? A thousand and a half Tinhamptonian dollars, adjustable as necessary. I like cow, chicken, beef, pork, bacon, stuff like that but I'd never eat a fellow person!" - a telecoms executive who has not given out his name,
yet
Sir, thanks for the offer, but we are only here to sell our finest of human meats, so I'm sorry, but we only do business with cannibals here.
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 8:33 amby Velosia
Perhaps you could add a vegan option? I've always wondered what they'd taste like. Carrots, probably.
Also can I have some finger nuggets and a blood cup with an extra eyeball to go, please?
Thankyou!
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 8:38 amby Empirical Switzerland
Velosia wrote:Perhaps you could add a vegan option? I've always wondered what they'd taste like. Carrots, probably.
Also can I have some finger nuggets and a blood cup with an extra eyeball to go, please?
Great! I will consider adding that, thanks for the suggestion! Order coming right up! Are you taking it to go? Or staying here to eat? If so, follow me to your table.
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 8:41 amby Somerania
Empirical Switzerland wrote:Give me your order, and I give you human meat products!!
Cannibal soup
Blood cup
Blood cup with eyeball in it to look fancy
BLT (Bones, legs, and tears sandwich)
Human Fingers (not chicken fingers!)
Dried Pancreas
Toenails and Salsa
Arm Taco
Kneecap Juice
Corpse Bread (commonly referred to as dead bread)
Brain Salad
Artery and Vein Spaghetti
Brain Pasta
Cannibal Cafe Coffee
*thats all on our menu for now, but we’re open for suggestions!*
Sir is there a Wiener sausage? I would like a leg bone with the marrow as the sausage bread with a bit of blood
Order Up!
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 8:43 amby Empirical Switzerland
Somerania wrote:Empirical Switzerland wrote:Give me your order, and I give you human meat products!!
Cannibal soup
Blood cup
Blood cup with eyeball in it to look fancy
BLT (Bones, legs, and tears sandwich)
Human Fingers (not chicken fingers!)
Dried Pancreas
Toenails and Salsa
Arm Taco
Kneecap Juice
Corpse Bread (commonly referred to as dead bread)
Brain Salad
Artery and Vein Spaghetti
Brain Pasta
Cannibal Cafe Coffee
*thats all on our menu for now, but we’re open for suggestions!*
Sir is there a Wiener sausage? I would like a leg bone with the marrow as the sausage bread with a bit of blood
Thankyou sir for your Purchase! Takeout or staying here? I will also make sure to add this to the menu and bring your order! Thanks for coming to the Cannibal Cafe!
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 11:59 amby Welzat
Where are these bodies coming from?
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 1:53 pmby Empirical Switzerland
Welzat wrote:Where are these bodies coming from?
Welzat wrote:Where are these bodies coming from?
That is none of your worry, they are coming out of my personal pocket and into your food!
To be honest however, if you really want to know, it is the leftovers of the liberals that is spurted out of the portal to hell, (see my Factbook for more info)
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 2:06 pmby Somerania
Empirical Switzerland wrote:Somerania wrote:Sir is there a Wiener sausage? I would like a leg bone with the marrow as the sausage bread with a bit of blood
Thankyou sir for your Purchase! Takeout or staying here? I will also make sure to add this to the menu and bring your order! Thanks for coming to the Cannibal Cafe!
I am staying here it is better to eat food while it's hot!
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2020 3:26 pmby Empirical Switzerland
Somerania wrote:Empirical Switzerland wrote:Thankyou sir for your Purchase! Takeout or staying here? I will also make sure to add this to the menu and bring your order! Thanks for coming to the Cannibal Cafe!
I am staying here it is better to eat food while it's hot!
Well please enjoy, as I would dare to say, our food choices in general, *says while doing finger guns and slogan voice*, STRAIGHT OUTTA HELL!!
See my factbook for more info on exactly where this is from...
Posted:
Thu May 21, 2020 8:35 amby Eikotomi
Is this establishment health-authority approved?
Posted:
Thu May 21, 2020 9:35 amby Empirical Switzerland
Eikotomi wrote:Is this establishment health-authority approved?
By our health authorities it is!
Posted:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 9:29 amby Peoples Republic of Joyea
To: Cannibal Cafe
From: Joyean Ministry of Health and Public Services, Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Joyea, Ministry of Economy and Economic Development, an the Joyean Ministry of Defense
Re: Sanctions & Trade Restrictions
The Government of the Peoples Republic of Joyea condemns these acts if savagery. We will cut any and all economic, military, and political relations due to this business. We be placing sanctions on your nation prohibiting any and all sales of any Joyean products to your nation. If this continues expect a military action to save people who would have otherwise been consumed by patrons of this horrible "business".
Posted:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 9:40 amby Empirical Switzerland
The Cannibal Cafe isn't actually cannibal, it is food fashioned to look and taste like human meat for fun. Not ACTUAL human meat, I may have misconveyed that, I am sorry, and will fix it
Posted:
Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:41 amby The Grandest Empire
I don't want to know what the Weiner Sausage is made out of.
Posted:
Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:37 pmby Nova Kartago
As a member of IFTC you are breaking the law of the organization