Human Meat Food! Welcome to The Cannibal Cafe!

[The Grandest Empire]

Give me your order, and I give you human meat products!!

Cannibal soup
Blood cup
Blood cup with eyeball in it to look fancy
BLT (Bones, legs, and tears sandwich)
Human Fingers (not chicken fingers!)
Dried Pancreas
Toenails and Salsa
Arm Taco
Kneecap Juice
Corpse Bread (commonly referred to as dead bread)
Brain Salad
Artery and Vein Spaghetti
Brain Pasta
Cannibal Cafe Coffee
Wiener Sausage (-suggested by Somerania)


*thats all on our menu for now, but we’re open for suggestions!*

Note: this is not real human meat, but we have experts who have conducted research and interviewed real cannibals and we have concluded what human meat tastes like and certain parts of the body, and have fashioned normal meat into tasting what we conclude it does taste like. Therefore, this is NOT, actual human meat, just flavored and designed to taste like it.

I'm afraid to ask, but What is the Weiner Sausage made out of?

[Empirical Switzerland]

Give me your order, and I give you human meat products!!

Cannibal soup
Blood cup
Blood cup with eyeball in it to look fancy
BLT (Bones, legs, and tears sandwich)
Human Fingers (not chicken fingers!)
Dried Pancreas
Toenails and Salsa
Arm Taco
Kneecap Juice
Corpse Bread (commonly referred to as dead bread)
Brain Salad
Artery and Vein Spaghetti
Brain Pasta
Cannibal Cafe Coffee
Wiener Sausage (-suggested by Somerania)


*thats all on our menu for now, but we’re open for suggestions!*

Note: this is not real human meat, but we have experts who have conducted research and interviewed real cannibals and we have concluded what human meat tastes like and certain parts of the body, and have fashioned normal meat into tasting what we conclude it does taste like. Therefore, this is NOT, actual human meat, just flavored and designed to taste like it.

I'm afraid to ask, but What is the Weiner Sausage made out of?

You can assume.


totally arms

[Somerania]

Give me your order, and I give you human meat products!!

Cannibal soup
Blood cup
Blood cup with eyeball in it to look fancy
BLT (Bones, legs, and tears sandwich)
Human Fingers (not chicken fingers!)
Dried Pancreas
Toenails and Salsa
Arm Taco
Kneecap Juice
Corpse Bread (commonly referred to as dead bread)
Brain Salad
Artery and Vein Spaghetti
Brain Pasta
Cannibal Cafe Coffee
Wiener Sausage (-suggested by Somerania)


*thats all on our menu for now, but we’re open for suggestions!*

Note: this is not real human meat, but we have experts who have conducted research and interviewed real cannibals and we have concluded what human meat tastes like and certain parts of the body, and have fashioned normal meat into tasting what we conclude it does taste like. Therefore, this is NOT, actual human meat, just flavored and designed to taste like it.

I'm afraid to ask, but What is the Weiner Sausage made out of?

Private parts of male human libtards

[The Grandest Empire]

I'm afraid to ask, but What is the Weiner Sausage made out of?

Private parts of male human libtards

well, I assumed that, lol! Thanks anyway. Boy I really miss Bodie.