Human Meat Food! Welcome to The Cannibal Cafe!

[Empirical Switzerland]

Give me your order, and I give you human meat products!!

Cannibal soup
Blood cup
Blood cup with eyeball in it to look fancy
BLT (Bones, legs, and tears sandwich)
Human Fingers (not chicken fingers!)
Dried Pancreas
Toenails and Salsa
Arm Taco
Kneecap Juice
Corpse Bread (commonly referred to as dead bread)
Brain Salad
Artery and Vein Spaghetti
Brain Pasta
Cannibal Cafe Coffee
Wiener Sausage (-suggested by Somerania)


*thats all on our menu for now, but we’re open for suggestions!*

Note: this is not real human meat, but we have experts who have conducted research and interviewed real cannibals and we have concluded what human meat tastes like and certain parts of the body, and have fashioned normal meat into tasting what we conclude it does taste like. Therefore, this is NOT, actual human meat, just flavored and designed to taste like it.

[Haudegen Reich]

man, switzerland really went downhill since the Confederacy

[Empirical Switzerland]

man, switzerland really went downhill since the Confederacy

Look if you're not gonna purchase one of our delicacies you can leave sir.

[Rhodique]

Whats in the brain salad?

[Empirical Switzerland]

Whats in the brain salad?

I recommend the Salad, It obviously has brains in it, but we also insert arteries, veins, nerves, and if you want, chopped or whole spinal cord. Also we have ground up brain stem

[Republics of Central Nations]

Whats in the brain salad?

I recommend the Salad, It obviously has brains in it, but we also insert arteries, veins, nerves, and if you want, chopped or whole spinal cord. Also we have ground up brain stem

i want some brain salad and joe

[Empirical Switzerland]

I recommend the Salad, It obviously has brains in it, but we also insert arteries, veins, nerves, and if you want, chopped or whole spinal cord. Also we have ground up brain stem

i want some brain salad and joe

Totally! Order coming right up! To go? or staying here in the cafe?

[Republic of Vareshia]

Weirdos

[Empirical Switzerland]

Weirdos

Sir if you are just here to use the wifi and not purchase anything I must ask you to leave.

[Tinhampton]

Weirdos

Sir if you are just here to use the wifi and not purchase anything I must ask you to leave.

"Mind if I purchase the Wi-Fi? A thousand and a half Tinhamptonian dollars, adjustable as necessary. I like cow, chicken, beef, pork, bacon, stuff like that but I'd never eat a fellow person!" - a telecoms executive who has not given out his name, yet

[Empirical Switzerland]

Sir if you are just here to use the wifi and not purchase anything I must ask you to leave.

"Mind if I purchase the Wi-Fi? A thousand and a half Tinhamptonian dollars, adjustable as necessary. I like cow, chicken, beef, pork, bacon, stuff like that but I'd never eat a fellow person!" - a telecoms executive who has not given out his name, yet

Sir, thanks for the offer, but we are only here to sell our finest of human meats, so I'm sorry, but we only do business with cannibals here.

[Velosia]

Perhaps you could add a vegan option? I've always wondered what they'd taste like. Carrots, probably.

Also can I have some finger nuggets and a blood cup with an extra eyeball to go, please?

[Empirical Switzerland]

Perhaps you could add a vegan option? I've always wondered what they'd taste like. Carrots, probably.

Also can I have some finger nuggets and a blood cup with an extra eyeball to go, please?

Great! I will consider adding that, thanks for the suggestion! Order coming right up! Are you taking it to go? Or staying here to eat? If so, follow me to your table.

[Somerania]

Give me your order, and I give you human meat products!!

Cannibal soup
Blood cup
Blood cup with eyeball in it to look fancy
BLT (Bones, legs, and tears sandwich)
Human Fingers (not chicken fingers!)
Dried Pancreas
Toenails and Salsa
Arm Taco
Kneecap Juice
Corpse Bread (commonly referred to as dead bread)
Brain Salad
Artery and Vein Spaghetti
Brain Pasta
Cannibal Cafe Coffee

*thats all on our menu for now, but we’re open for suggestions!*

Sir is there a Wiener sausage? I would like a leg bone with the marrow as the sausage bread with a bit of blood

[Empirical Switzerland]

Give me your order, and I give you human meat products!!

Cannibal soup
Blood cup
Blood cup with eyeball in it to look fancy
BLT (Bones, legs, and tears sandwich)
Human Fingers (not chicken fingers!)
Dried Pancreas
Toenails and Salsa
Arm Taco
Kneecap Juice
Corpse Bread (commonly referred to as dead bread)
Brain Salad
Artery and Vein Spaghetti
Brain Pasta
Cannibal Cafe Coffee

*thats all on our menu for now, but we’re open for suggestions!*

Sir is there a Wiener sausage? I would like a leg bone with the marrow as the sausage bread with a bit of blood

Thankyou sir for your Purchase! Takeout or staying here? I will also make sure to add this to the menu and bring your order! Thanks for coming to the Cannibal Cafe!

[Welzat]

Where are these bodies coming from?

[Empirical Switzerland]

Where are these bodies coming from?

Where are these bodies coming from?

That is none of your worry, they are coming out of my personal pocket and into your food!





To be honest however, if you really want to know, it is the leftovers of the liberals that is spurted out of the portal to hell, (see my Factbook for more info)

[Somerania]

Sir is there a Wiener sausage? I would like a leg bone with the marrow as the sausage bread with a bit of blood

Thankyou sir for your Purchase! Takeout or staying here? I will also make sure to add this to the menu and bring your order! Thanks for coming to the Cannibal Cafe!

I am staying here it is better to eat food while it's hot!

[Empirical Switzerland]

Thankyou sir for your Purchase! Takeout or staying here? I will also make sure to add this to the menu and bring your order! Thanks for coming to the Cannibal Cafe!

I am staying here it is better to eat food while it's hot!

Well please enjoy, as I would dare to say, our food choices in general, *says while doing finger guns and slogan voice*, STRAIGHT OUTTA HELL!!
See my factbook for more info on exactly where this is from...

[Eikotomi]

Is this establishment health-authority approved?

[Empirical Switzerland]

Is this establishment health-authority approved?

By our health authorities it is!

[Peoples Republic of Joyea]

To: Cannibal Cafe
From: Joyean Ministry of Health and Public Services, Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Joyea, Ministry of Economy and Economic Development, an the Joyean Ministry of Defense
Re: Sanctions & Trade Restrictions

The Government of the Peoples Republic of Joyea condemns these acts if savagery. We will cut any and all economic, military, and political relations due to this business. We be placing sanctions on your nation prohibiting any and all sales of any Joyean products to your nation. If this continues expect a military action to save people who would have otherwise been consumed by patrons of this horrible "business".

[Empirical Switzerland]

The Cannibal Cafe isn't actually cannibal, it is food fashioned to look and taste like human meat for fun. Not ACTUAL human meat, I may have misconveyed that, I am sorry, and will fix it

[The Grandest Empire]

I don't want to know what the Weiner Sausage is made out of.

[Nova Kartago]

As a member of IFTC you are breaking the law of the organization