Ettins for sale

[Acycia]

can you create female ettin strippers?
our troops would love them

[The shee species]

can you create female ettin strippers?
our troops would love them

Um... this topic is kind of made to be PG. Not in the least as I suspect the mods might lock it for this.

[Banshee of primordia]

can you create female ettin strippers?
our troops would love them

Images an ettin stripper.
Head explodes.

[The shee species]

Look, no ettin strippers. Sorry.

[The Planet Montu]

As many eggs for untrained normel ettins as you can get handy on a short notice.

[The shee species]

What for?

[The Planet Montu]

Part of an attempt to recapture this thing. As far as we can tell, it has no reasons to go after ettins so we can use them against it or as bait to lure it into a trap.
http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=47114&start=0

[The shee species]

Sold as long as you take lots of care to keep the ettins safe.

[Infera Caldera]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Car repair No
Electronic repair Yes
Car assembly: No
Electronic assembly: Yes
Speaks: Magmease
Understands: Magmease
Color "white with red eyes is normal and the DNA may have errors if we GM it for no reason so it's probably best to leave this blank: More of an ornge firey color and with seperated humanlike eyes
Other skill "please say what" Able to withstand lots more heat then a normel ettin

Other

What we intend to use it for: A workforce, hard as normel robots break down in the heat
Gender: One-hundred male, one hundred female
How many: See above
Hight: ranges between about one foot to one-and-a-half foot: one foot, three inches
As eggs, DNA or live creature: eggs

[The shee species]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Car repair No
Electronic repair Yes
Car assembly: No
Electronic assembly: Yes
Speaks: Magmease
Understands: Magmease
Color "white with red eyes is normal and the DNA may have errors if we GM it for no reason so it's probably best to leave this blank: More of an ornge firey color and with seperated humanlike eyes
Other skill "please say what" Able to withstand lots more heat then a normel ettin

Other

What we intend to use it for: A workforce, hard as normel robots break down in the heat
Gender: One-hundred male, one hundred female
How many: See above
Hight: ranges between about one foot to one-and-a-half foot: one foot, three inches
As eggs, DNA or live creature: eggs

Sometjing like this? Sold.

[The fay folk]

How cute! Can we get ten ettins, five male five feamle like the ones Infera Caldera just ordered for the queen's zoo?

[The shee species]

Sold. Thank you for ordering.

[The shee species]

OP edited like Dragon Nornior's idea.

[The norns of Sphericus]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Car repair No
Electronic repair Yes
Car assembly: No
Electronic assembly: Yes
Speaks: bibble
Understands: bibble
Color "white with red eyes is normal and the DNA may have errors if we GM it for no reason so it's probably best to leave this blank: normel
Other skill "please say what" none realy, we just want some normel ettins for a workforce

Other

What we intend to use it for: see other skill
Gender: ten male, ten female
Hight: ranges between about one foot to one-and-a-half foot: one foot
As eggs, DNA or live creature: eggs

[The shee species]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Car repair No
Electronic repair Yes
Car assembly: No
Electronic assembly: Yes
Speaks: bibble
Understands: bibble
Color "white with red eyes is normal and the DNA may have errors if we GM it for no reason so it's probably best to leave this blank: normel
Other skill "please say what" none realy, we just want some normel ettins for a workforce

Other

What we intend to use it for: see other skill
Gender: ten male, ten female
Hight: ranges between about one foot to one-and-a-half foot: one foot
As eggs, DNA or live creature: eggs

Sold. Also, comeing rewrite of the ordering form to make things quicker.

[The shee species]

Bump due to major upgrades to the buying card.

[The shee species]

Bump

[Bugs Realm]

Are any more breeds comeing?

[The shee species]

Are any more breeds comeing?

I had some other ideas...

[The shee species]

More breeds uploaded.

[Bondi Norns]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: Yes
Electronic assembly related skills: Yes
Other skill "please say what": Can swim
Speaks: Bondeas
Understands: Bondeas
Other Nothing realy

Breed: normal but made so it can swim, I.E. stick a pair of gills on and web the feet and hands
What we intend to use it for: workforce on the bondi nornia navel fleet
Gender: twenty-five male, twenty-five female
As eggs, DNA or live creature: eggs

[The shee species]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: Yes
Electronic assembly related skills: Yes
Other skill "please say what": Can swim
Speaks: Bondeas
Understands: Bondeas
Other Nothing realy

Breed: normal but made so it can swim, I.E. stick a pair of gills on and web the feet and hands
What we intend to use it for: workforce on the bondi nornia navel fleet
Gender: twenty-five male, twenty-five female
As eggs, DNA or live creature: eggs

O.K. sold, hope you like your new ettins.

[Bugs Realm]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: Yes
Electronic assembly related skills: No
Other skill "please say what": Color-changeing to the point were it can camaflage
Speaks: bugedian
Understands: bugedian
Other very good memory

Breed: Chameleon but with the color-changeing ramped up to full out camaflage
What we intend to use it for: aids in the royal coart, we consider that workers there should not be seen so this is takeing that to stupid levels
Gender: twenty-five male, twenty-five female
As eggs, DNA or live creature: eggs

[The shee species]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: Yes
Electronic assembly related skills: No
Other skill "please say what": Color-changeing to the point were it can camaflage
Speaks: bugedian
Understands: bugedian
Other very good memory

Breed: Chameleon but with the color-changeing ramped up to full out camaflage
What we intend to use it for: aids in the royal coart, we consider that workers there should not be seen so this is takeing that to stupid levels
Gender: twenty-five male, twenty-five female
As eggs, DNA or live creature: eggs

O.K. but couldn't they be misused as spies in the coart?

[Bugs Realm]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: Yes
Electronic assembly related skills: No
Other skill "please say what": Color-changeing to the point were it can camaflage
Speaks: bugedian
Understands: bugedian
Other very good memory

Breed: Chameleon but with the color-changeing ramped up to full out camaflage
What we intend to use it for: aids in the royal coart, we consider that workers there should not be seen so this is takeing that to stupid levels
Gender: twenty-five male, twenty-five female
As eggs, DNA or live creature: eggs

O.K. but couldn't they be misused as spies in the coart?

They could but will not be.
Now could you send our ettins? We said they wouldn't be spies.