Ettins for sale

[The Yautja race]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: No, as your type of cooking is inedable to use, different species and all...
Electronic assembly related skills: Yes
Other skill: Better sense of small then normal
Speaks: yautjan
Understands: yautjan
Other: none realy

Breed: Agress
What we intend to use it for: Aid in repareing hunting equipment when planetside and far from the homeworld
Gender: one-hundred male, one-hundred female
As eggs, DNA or live creature: live creatures

[The shee species]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: No, as your type of cooking is inedable to use, different species and all...
Electronic assembly related skills: Yes
Other skill: Better sense of small then normal
Speaks: yautjan
Understands: yautjan
Other: none realy

Breed: Agress
What we intend to use it for: Aid in repareing hunting equipment when planetside and far from the homeworld
Gender: one-hundred male, one-hundred female
As eggs, DNA or live creature: live creatures

Sold. Thank you for ordering, just one thing what if one of your hunted-creatures gets at an ettin? Nobody wants an ettinomorph.

[The Yautja race]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: No, as your type of cooking is inedable to use, different species and all...
Electronic assembly related skills: Yes
Other skill: Better sense of small then normal
Speaks: yautjan
Understands: yautjan
Other: none realy

Breed: Agress
What we intend to use it for: Aid in repareing hunting equipment when planetside and far from the homeworld
Gender: one-hundred male, one-hundred female
As eggs, DNA or live creature: live creatures

Sold. Thank you for ordering, just one thing what if one of your hunted-creatures gets at an ettin? Nobody wants an ettinomorph.

Don't worry, we'd medscan the ettins. First sign of infestation and we surgicly remove the beast.

[The shee species]

O.K. that's nice of you to help care for your ettins.

[The shee species]

Bumped for a new breed, flying ettins.

[Dragon Nornior]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: No, our food is different then what you would probably teach it how to cook
Electronic assembly related skills: No
Other skill: Slightly stronger then normal
Speaks: endwicken
Understands: endwicken
Other: none realy

Breed: Agress
What we intend to use it for: A cheap labor force
Gender: twenty five male normals, twenty five female grettins, twenty five male normals and last twenty five female grettins,
As eggs, DNA or live creature: live creatures

[The shee species]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: No, our food is different then what you would probably teach it how to cook
Electronic assembly related skills: No
Other skill: Slightly stronger then normal
Speaks: endwicken
Understands: endwicken
Other: none realy

Breed: Agress
What we intend to use it for: A cheap labor force
Gender: twenty five male normals, twenty five female grettins, twenty five male normals and last twenty five female grettins,
As eggs, DNA or live creature: live creatures

Thank you. Sold.

[The shee species]

Bump

[The shee species]

Bump

[Banshee of primordia]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: No, our food is different then what you would probably teach it how to cook
Electronic assembly related skills: Yes
Other skill: Slightly stronger then normal
Speaks: grendelish
Understands: grendelish
Other: none

Breed: Agress
What we intend to use it for: A cheap labor force as well as tending to the hunting-grendels
Gender: twenty five male, twenty five female
As eggs, DNA or live creature: eggs

[The shee species]

Wouldn't the grendels eat the ettins?

[The shee species]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: Yes
Electronic assembly related skills: No
Other skill "please say what": Color-changeing to the point were it can camaflage
Speaks: bugedian
Understands: bugedian
Other very good memory

Breed: Chameleon but with the color-changeing ramped up to full out camaflage
What we intend to use it for: aids in the royal coart, we consider that workers there should not be seen so this is takeing that to stupid levels
Gender: twenty-five male, twenty-five female
As eggs, DNA or live creature: eggs

O.K. but couldn't they be misused as spies in the coart?

They could but will not be.
Now could you send our ettins? We said they wouldn't be spies.

O.K. bug, don't get your feelers in a knot...

[Catholic Cornwall]

Breed:

Breed:House-Elf
What we intend to use it for:Cooking , cleaning , carrying food , etc
Gender:250 Males , 250 Females
As eggs, DNA or live creature:live

[The shee species]

Um... different species. You could have normal ettins if you want them howevre, they act more-or-less the same.

[The shee species]

Bump?

[Sapieradica]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: Yes
Electronic assembly related skills: Yes
Other skill "please say what":
-Labor
-Craftsmanship
Speaks: Yes
Understands: Yes
Breed: Normal ettin

[The shee species]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: Yes
Electronic assembly related skills: Yes
Other skill "please say what":
-Labor
-Craftsmanship
Speaks: Yes
Understands: Yes
Breed: Normal ettin

Thank You, but if you would be so kind as to fill out the rest of the form on the bottom of the OP? Sorry for makeing it so confuseing.

[La Habana]

Normal untrained ettin: No.
Pleasing to look at: Yes.
Stamina: Lots of it.
Build: Muscular.
Dimensions of 'junk': Large.
Speaks: English, Spanish, Binary
Understands: English, Spanish, Binary
Colour: Brown fur all over with light blue eyes.
Other skill "please say what": Skills useful for gigolos and 'burlesque dancers'.

Other

What we intend to use it for: Gigolos/'burlesque dancers'.
Gender: 1,000 male, 1,000 female.
How many: see above.
Hight: Between 5 foot an 6 foot.
As eggs, DNA or live creature: All of them please.

[The shee species]

Look, no ettin strippers on other such tricks. This topic is PG only.

[La Habana]

Look, no ettin strippers on other such tricks. This topic is PG only.

Dammit. Ok we will reword our application:

Normal untrained ettin: No.
Pleasing to look at: Yes.
Stamina: Lots of it.
Build: Muscular.
Speaks: English, Spanish, Binary
Understands: English, Spanish, Binary
Colour: Brown fur all over with light blue eyes.
Other skill "please say what": Manual labour skills are essential.

Other

What we intend to use it for: Manual labour.
Gender: 10,000 male.
How many: see above.
Hight: Between 5 foot and 6 foot.
As eggs, DNA or live creature: All of them please.

[The shee species]

Look, no ettin strippers on other such tricks. This topic is PG only.

Dammit. Ok we will reword our application:

Normal untrained ettin: No.
Pleasing to look at: Yes.
Stamina: Lots of it.
Build: Muscular.
Speaks: English, Spanish, Binary
Understands: English, Spanish, Binary
Colour: Brown fur all over with light blue eyes.
Other skill "please say what": Manual labour skills are essential.

Other

What we intend to use it for: Manual labour.
Gender: 10,000 male.
How many: see above.
Hight: Between 5 foot and 6 foot.
As eggs, DNA or live creature: All of them please.

O.K. sold. Hope you like them.

[Sapieradica]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: Yes
Electronic assembly related skills: Yes
Other skill "please say what":
-Labor
-Craftsmanship
Speaks: Yes
Understands: Yes
Breed: Normal ettin

Thank You, but if you would be so kind as to fill out the rest of the form on the bottom of the OP? Sorry for makeing it so confuseing.

What we intend to use it for: Work
Gender: Male
As eggs, DNA or live creature: Live Creature

[The shee species]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: Yes
Electronic assembly related skills: Yes
Other skill "please say what":
-Labor
-Craftsmanship
Speaks: Yes
Understands: Yes
Breed: Normal ettin

Thank You, but if you would be so kind as to fill out the rest of the form on the bottom of the OP? Sorry for makeing it so confuseing.

What we intend to use it for: Work
Gender: Male
As eggs, DNA or live creature: Live Creature

Thanks, here have your ettins...

[Yautja hunting clans]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: No, as what you would consider good food, we would consider burnt rubish
Electronic assembly related skills: Yes
Other skill "please say what": Able to deal with temperatures up to 250°C (482°F), breathe 35% more oxygen and 15% more hydrogen then in earthly air without problems, skin colors ranging from brown redish colors right through to bluish-greenish colors, a flap in the gullet so that it can swing forward and sheer in half anything that is stuck down there, ( due to our national animal, nobody wants an xenoettin), strong to deal with the highter gravay of yautja prime and last of all, hair (but it should be in that kind of ettinish look) and mandibles like our own.
Speaks: Yautjan
Understands: Yautjan
Other See, all the stuff in other skills

Breed: Start with an Agress, then add the alterations we posted in "other skills" Do the skin last, so they have different shades.
What we intend to use it for: When out on a hunt, on-site repair for broken equipment, as well as... pets we guess.
Gender: twenty-five male, twenty-five female
As eggs, DNA or live creature: live creatures

[The shee species]

Normal untrained ettin: Yes
Normal understanding of orders I.E. cook, clean ect. ect ect: No, as what you would consider good food, we would consider burnt rubish
Electronic assembly related skills: Yes
Other skill "please say what": Able to deal with temperatures up to 250°C (482°F), breathe 35% more oxygen and 15% more hydrogen then in earthly air without problems, skin colors ranging from brown redish colors right through to bluish-greenish colors, a flap in the gullet so that it can swing forward and sheer in half anything that is stuck down there, ( due to our national animal, nobody wants an xenoettin), strong to deal with the highter gravay of yautja prime and last of all, hair (but it should be in that kind of ettinish look) and mandibles like our own.
Speaks: Yautjan
Understands: Yautjan
Other See, all the stuff in other skills

Breed: Start with an Agress, then add the alterations we posted in "other skills" Do the skin last, so they have different shades.
What we intend to use it for: When out on a hunt, on-site repair for broken equipment, as well as... pets we guess.
Gender: twenty-five male, twenty-five female
As eggs, DNA or live creature: live creatures

O.K. this might take a while as you want a lot changed. Am I right in assumeing that the gullet-flap is for keeping out facehuggers? Sold, but a small wait will be needed so we can splice them.