Munkcestrian Slave Market [MT, OPEN]

[Munkcestrian Conciliar Republic]

MARKET-BASED SOLUTIONS //

Interns demanding $18-an-hour wages again? Fruit pickers starting to unionise? We know how it feels. In the modern world, the services we provide are the solutions to your problems. So relax and let the Munkcestrian Slave Market take care of them for you.

LOW-COST, HIGH-QUALITY //

Tired of astronomical prices for abysmal standards? We at the Munkcestrian Slave Market have you covered. All pleasure slaves are required to go through a challenging course that truly separates the wheat from the chaff, so to speak, and all educated slaves have been verified by our staff to be experts in their fields. Not only that, we also give world-class training to our stock of manual labourers and domestic workers. We've got low prices and high quality — not the other way round.

CUSTOMISED FOR REQUIREMENTS //

Here at the Munkcestrian Slave Market, we cater to our customers and their needs. All customer requests are taken into account when ordering, and we'll do our very best to fulfil them.

Our CEO, George Fenwick II

Privacy policy & cookies Terms of use Modern slavery and human trafficking statement © Munkcestrian Slave Market 2020

[Munkcestrian Conciliar Republic]

CATALOGUE //

Manual labourers, $500
Domestic workers, $1,000
Skilled workers, $10,000
Pleasure slaves, $30,000
Educated slaves, $50,000

Children under the age of 10 are half the price of their older counterparts! When ordering, please specify your order for children, otherwise it will be assumed you require adults or adolescents. We only sell manual labourer and domestic worker child slaves. All pleasure slaves are 18 or older.

ORDER POLICY //

Manual labourers are sold only in bulk or at bulk prices, for the reason that otherwise shipping costs would make anything else simply unprofitable. The minimum order requirement for such stock is 1,000, which at $500 per capita is a minimum cost of $500,000. Orders under 1,000 will still be accepted but will have to pay the minimum cost of $500,000 regardless.

Domestic workers are sold only in bulk or at bulk prices, for the reason that otherwise shipping costs would make anything else simply unprofitable. The minimum order requirement for such stock is 500, which at $1,000 per capita is a minimum cost of $500,000. Orders under 1,000 will still be accepted but will have to pay the minimum cost of $500,000 regardless.

Following changes as to how we deliver, these restrictions no longer apply.

ORDER FORM //

[OOC: If you want to actually write out your orders and do fancy stuff go for it, I'm not going to stop you. This is just a basic format, but I'm currently working on a form a little fancier.

Contact person = person I should be addressing IC correspondence to so please also include their title/form of address. (Mr, Mrs, Dr, President, etc.)]

Code: Select all

[b]Customer:[/b]
[b]Contact person:[/b]
[b]Type of slave:[/b]
[b]Number of slaves:[/b]
[b]Cost:[/b]
[b]Specifications:[/b]
[b]Other information:[/b]

[Nouveau Quebecois]

Customer: John Pickens
Type of slave: Labour
Number of slaves: 1,000.73
Cost: $500k
Specifications: Please make sure they all have red hair.
Other information: None

[Munkcestrian Conciliar Republic]

Dear Mr. Pickens,

How would you prefer us to deliver the .73 of a unit of our merchandise requested? We can do dwarfs, slaves with missing or amputated body parts, or perhaps something else entirely depending on what exactly you require.

Sincerely,

George Fenwick II
CEO

[Nouveau Quebecois]

(Image)

Dear Mr. Pickens,

How would you prefer us to deliver the .73 of a unit of our merchandise requested? We can do dwarfs, slaves with missing or amputated body parts, or perhaps something else entirely depending on what exactly you require.

Sincerely,

George Fenwick II
CEO

Just send us 73% of a dude

[Munkcestrian Conciliar Republic]

Dear Mr. Pickens,

We have received your specifications and will adjust your order, which comes to a total of $500,365, accordingly. If your purchase does not arrive within two weeks, please contact the Customer Relations — Missing and Obstructed Orders Department (CRMOOD).

Sincerely,

George Fenwick II
CEO

[Munkcestrian Conciliar Republic]

INFREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS //

Can we do an RP where [you kidnap my citizens and enslave them/I condemn you for being an evil slaver/if we do go to war it's not completely unreasonable]?

Yes please I am begging you to do this

So I'm this FT star empire and I'm going to-

no thank you.

I am horrified by what you are doing. I am going to sanction/embargo you.

The foremost anti-slaver admits that sanctions and embargoes aren't really effective and would be more symbolic than anything else.

Well, I'm going to attack your shipping.

Attacks on Munkcestrian shipping will be responded to with unrestricted submarine warfare around your nation and targeted attacks on your shipping.

[Voxija]

Official Statement of Condemnation

From the desk of:
Etor Gurraniz, the President of Voxija
The Big House
Xirroni

Noticing that there is a slave market in Munkchester,

Noting that slavery and all forms of human trafficking have caused and are causing anguish to countless human beings over the centuries,

Appalled that this injustice is still going on today,

Worried at the indignities associated with being owned,

Especially worried at the indignities served upon "pleasure slaves",

Hereby respectfully asks nations and private individuals not to buy slaves from Munkchester. Sadly, the downsized Voxijan military is involved in conflicts with pirates in the Indian Ocean, and can't go to liberate Munkcestrian slaves.

OOC: I know this looks exactly like an SC Condemnation.

[Caeltopia]

Hello the glorious regime of Caeltopia would like to buy 1,000,000 slaves for manual labour for the low price of $5,000,000.00, would this be possible?

We would like them to work the trout fishing sector of our economy.

[Tor-bana-ing]

Not-so Official Statement of Condemnation

From the desk of:
Some random Tor'bana'ing
In an undisclosed location
Seriously, we don't know

Slaves?! I hate slavery. No one likes slavery except slavers! All slaver nations are evil! Okay, Tor'bana'ing is an African nation, okay? Okay, I know we are on the opposite side of a continent from where all the human trafficking happened, but Tor'bana'ing has a history. This is just human trafficking dressed up exotically by calling it "slavery". Or is it the other way around? Anyway, this company should be condemned for being an evil slaver. Or is it commended. I always get those two words confused. Free the slaves!

[Tech terra]

Yo slavery ain't profitable anymore you know that right?


-Most of the worlds economists

[Munkcestrian Conciliar Republic]

snip

I was informed via TG that the person I should be addressing IC correspondence to is Scott Scottson, their Minister of Slavery.

Dear Mr. Scottson,

While we are able to provide 1,000,000 manual labourers, and will take your specification of area of employment into account when selecting them from our stock, the cost would come to a total of $500,000,000. If you wish to keep the price you originally proposed, we could provide 10,000 such labourers instead.

Sincerely,

George Fenwick II
CEO

[Nouveau Quebecois]

Not-so Official Statement of Condemnation

From the desk of:
Some random Tor'bana'ing
In an undisclosed location
Seriously, we don't know

Slaves?! I hate slaves. No one likes slaves except slavers! All slaver nations are evil! Okay, Tor'bana'ing is an African nation, okay? Okay, I know we are on the opposite side of a continent from where all the human trafficking happened, but Tor'bana'ing has a history. This is just human trafficking dressed up exotically by calling it "slavery". Or is it the other way around? Anyway, this company should be condemned for being an evil slaver. Or is it commended. I always get those two words confused. Free the slaves!

Ok

Customer: Joseph Pickett
Type of slave: Educated
Number of slaves: 2
Cost: $100k
Specifications: Please make sure none of them have glasses.
Other information: N/A

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

OOC: bruh

[Munkcestrian Conciliar Republic]

snip

Dear Mr. Pickett,

Do you have any specifications as to what education they should have received? Or would you like us to deliver two educated slaves selected at random? Either way, once the payment of $100,000 has been processed we will dispatch your order. If your purchase does not arrive within two weeks, please contact the Customer Relations — Missing and Obstructed Orders Department (CRMOOD).

Sincerely,

George Fenwick II
CEO

[Greater Catarapania]

Customer: Greater Catarapania.
Type of slave: Manual Laborer
Number of slaves: 4,000
Cost: $2,000,000.00 NSD
Specifications: We'll be needing strong young men, reasonably aggressive in temprament, preferably ones with a rebellious streak. We like a challenge.
Other information: We are attempting an experimental means of rapidly raising an army in case of an invasion. Should this first test brigade work out, you can expect us to be a repeat customer.

[Caeltopia]

snip

I was informed via TG that the person I should be addressing IC correspondence to is Scott Scottson, their Minister of Slavery.

Dear Mr. Scottson,

While we are able to provide 1,000,000 manual labourers, and will take your specification of area of employment into account when selecting them from our stock, the cost would come to a total of $500,000,000. If you wish to keep the price you originally proposed, we could provide 10,000 such labourers instead.

Sincerely,

George Fenwick II
CEO

To: Mr. Fenwick II
From: Minister Scottson

Dear Mr. Fenwick I would be glad to accept the increased price, due to an error in our accounting department(E.G. An idiot making a mistake on google calculator) I would like to formally apologize, we have fired the Minister of Accounting Zachariah Larson V. Your offer is of no added expense to Caeltopia, so we would be glad to accept the slaves.

Warmest Regards, Minister Scottson.

[Vadia]

To: Munkcestrian Slave Market
From: Unspoken
Subject: Profit
Encryption: Medium

Dear Munkcestrian Slave Market,

We require 1.5 billion NSD of domestic and manual labourers, around a million of such each. Details are listed below. Do you have other products for sale, such as children and soldiers?

Customer: Unspoken
Type of slave: Domestic workers, Manual labourer
Number of slaves: 1,000,000 each
Cost: 1.5 billion NSD
Specifications:
Other information:

[Munkcestrian Conciliar Republic]

snip

Unfortunately, this is a modern-tech roleplay and your signature defines your nation as a "firm-sf PMT nation with a quasi-atompunk tech base". This order has been retconned.

[Greater Catarapania]

snip

Unfortunately, this is a modern-tech roleplay and your signature defines your nation as a "firm-sf PMT nation with a quasi-atompunk tech base". This order has been retconned.

I can tone it back to exclusively modern tech for the purposes of this RP, and would be happy and eager to do so.

[The ethno-state of Trashys]

Customer: Trashyan-Owned Mining Co.
Type of slave: manual labourers
Number of slaves:
1,000
Cost: £500,000
Specifications: must be male and between 14 and 30.
Other information: Trashya is at war atm so military slaves would be appreciated as a new product.
OOC:
Why is George Fenwick II now openly a slaver?
Before he used George F.Enwick II.

[Munkcestrian Conciliar Republic]

Unfortunately, this is a modern-tech roleplay and your signature defines your nation as a "firm-sf PMT nation with a quasi-atompunk tech base". This order has been retconned.

I can tone it back to exclusively modern tech for the purposes of this RP, and would be happy and eager to do so.

Alright - I'll respond to your order later with the others.

[Munkcestrian Conciliar Republic]

Customer: Trashyan-Owned Mining Co.
Type of slave: manual labourers
Number of slaves:
1,000
Cost: £500,000
Specifications: must be male and between 14 and 30.
Other information: Trashya is at war atm so military slaves would be appreciated as a new product.
OOC:
Why is George Fenwick II now openly a slaver?
Before he used George F.Enwick II.

Azad, you are not welcome in this thread or any others I make. This goes for all of your puppets.

[Djuph]

OOC: Tagging this thread, for future participation?

[Munkcestrian Conciliar Republic]

snip

Dear Mr. Scottson,

The payment of $500,000,000 has been processed and we will dispatch your order as quickly as possible. If your purchase does not arrive within two weeks, please contact the Customer Relations — Missing and Obstructed Orders Department (CRMOOD).

Sincerely,

George Fenwick II
CEO