Human Slave Market

[Bear Stearns]

I can create futures contracts for slaves, as well as various slave-backed securities :^)

[GDNomaD Nyx]

I can create futures contracts for slaves, as well as various slave-backed securities :^)

I want all of your slaves too

[Bear Stearns]

I can create futures contracts for slaves, as well as various slave-backed securities :^)

I want all of your slaves too

I don't own slaves. However, as a bank, I can underwrite loans where slaves are used as collateral and I can also securitize slaves by using my connections at slave markets to ensure the best prices possible. I have brokers in most major exchanges.

[GDNomaD Nyx]

I want all of your slaves too

I don't own slaves. However, as a bank, I can underwrite loans where slaves are used as collateral and I can also securitize slaves by using my connections at slave markets to ensure the best prices possible. I have brokers in most major exchanges.

Then I want all of your money ASTAT.

[Lovable Alien Overlord]

I am the king of all human slaves. All you pretenders bow before my might.

[GDNomaD Nyx]

I am the king of all human slaves. All you pretenders bow before my might.

No fuck you I AM GØD BIIIAAATCH!!!

[Lovable Alien Overlord]

I am the king of all human slaves. All you pretenders bow before my might.

No fuck you I AM GØD BIIIAAATCH!!!

I'm the god the Aztecs worshipped.

[Nogodia]

Where the fuck are the mods?

[Lovable Alien Overlord]

Where the fuck are the mods?

The mods have been enslaved, too, but my aliens are outraged by the fact that human slaves are considered to be anything like people. You see, we take role playing seriously and furiously drink the brains of all who oppose us. This includes those who, out of character, cry for these supposed mods, when we all know that I am the only god.
We are true alien scum, and we won't let you forget it.

[GDNomaD Nyx]

Where the fuck are the mods?

The mods have been enslaved, too, but my aliens are outraged by the fact that human slaves are considered to be anything like people. You see, we take role playing seriously and furiously drink the brains of all who oppose us. This includes those who, out of character, cry for these supposed mods, when we all know that I am the only god.
We are true alien scum, and we won't let you forget it.

You are my true final creations. You are what humanity was supposed to be. Where have you been all my life!??

[The Fascist Undead]

Buying ten

That will be $1000. We shall send them now.

[The Fascist Undead]

I WILL TAKE ALL OF YOUR SLAVES FOR YOU ARE A SLAVE YOURSELF TO GDNOMAD!! DO IT NOW SHIP ALL YOUR SLAVES TO ME THIS INSTANT OR BE BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS!!!

Never.

[The Fascist Undead]

We'll have 200. You guys take scrap? Oil, skulls, or bullets is fine too.

$20000 worth in scrap. We shall send them over.

[The Fascist Undead]

The Ivory Coasts are offering to pay a total of $100 billion to free all Ivorian citizens enslaved by the Human Slave Market, which could pay for 1 billion slaves in itself.

Uhhh. Ok? We will send you all Ivorians enslaved by us.

[The Fascist Undead]

I can create futures contracts for slaves, as well as various slave-backed securities :^)

Sounds Good.

[The Fascist Undead]

I am the king of all human slaves. All you pretenders bow before my might.

We shall not bow

[Lemonkeuhoh]

I would like 100 female slaves preferably 13-14 years of age
I was wondering how much this would cost

[Victorious Decepticons]

Only $100 each! I never thought I'd see a price for wild [iow, non-GMO] humans that's as low as what the local slave market would charge me! That's great. They never have enough cheap stock for my needs.

Send me 100,000 male humans of good strength, delivered to my mine here on Decepticon Earth. I'll make sure your craft clears customs and isn't shot down. Bill it to the Megatron Metals Company. They'll pay in oil, unless you specify something else.

Overseer,
Megatron Metals Mine #1

[Nogodia]

We inquire as to whether any Nogod citizens have been enslaved.

[Mercatus]

We inquire as to whether any Nogod citizens have been enslaved.

Ummmmmm

Many Nogodians have been enslaved by us and are being held captive for... weapons testing. If you send us about 1 million slaves for this use, then all of the Nogodians still alive will be freed.

[Nogodia]

We inquire as to whether any Nogod citizens have been enslaved.

Ummmmmm

Many Nogodians have been enslaved by us and are being held captive for... weapons testing. If you send us about 1 million slaves for this use, then all of the Nogodians still alive will be freed.

Thank you for your voluntary designation as nuclear testing site #183

DSF operations will remove our populace before the strikes begin with the testing of a new 40 megaton explosive.

[Mercatus]

Ummmmmm

Many Nogodians have been enslaved by us and are being held captive for... weapons testing. If you send us about 1 million slaves for this use, then all of the Nogodians still alive will be freed.

Thank you for your voluntary designation as nuclear testing site #183

DSF operations will remove our populace before the strikes begin with the testing of a new 40 megaton explosive.

You might have a hard time getting that missile to the other side of the galaxy, and you DSF operations.

[Tornado Queendom]

We'd like $1000000 dollars in slaves (1000 slaves), so that we can convert them to NS MACHINE BROKE zombies.

[The Fascist Undead]

We inquire as to whether any Nogod citizens have been enslaved.

Probaley Not.

[The Fascist Undead]

We'd like $1000000 dollars in slaves (1000 slaves), so that we can convert them to NS MACHINE BROKE zombies.

Sure Thing. We shall send them over