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[Karevka]

Bah, again capitalism finds new horrid ways to make a profit. Selling humans as property? Despicable.

[Munkcestrian Republic]

Bah, again capitalism finds new horrid ways to make a profit. Selling humans as property? Despicable.

Slavery has been around a lot longer than capitalism.

[Free Azadistan]

George F. Enwick II (alias of no relation to George Fenwick II (son of Lord President George Fenwick)) recently decided to make some money on the side by selling slaves. The Fenwick Brigade has now just returned from kidnapping millions of people who are now being sold here.

Slaves of all ethnicities and nationalities are available as George F. Enwick II is a progressive. Educated slaves such as lawyers and teachers will also be available, as well as the traditional range of labourers and pleasure slaves.

PRICES

Unskilled labourer - $500
Skilled labourer - $2,000
Pleasure slave - $30,000
Educated slave - $50,000

The company Premier Azadistani Oil wants to buy 500 male unskilled workers as well
910 skilled labourers(300 skilled in construction and 600 skilled machinery related work as well as 10 contraction skilled foremen and 20 machinery foremen ) and 110 educated slaves(5 lawyers, 80 engineers, 10 accountants and 15 teachers) of either gender.
They cannot be Muslim as Muslims cannot be slaves in Azadistan.

[Nouveau Quebecois]

The Government of New Quebec wishes to inquire on approximately how many slaves in Munkcestrian possession are of French blood.

[Gopnikea]

Hello! I would like to buy:

10,000 Unskilled labourers, 2,500 Skilled labourers, 4 Pleasure slaves, 20 Educated slaves

The total amount payed is $11,120,000.

Thanks.

Note:

Please send half the unskilled labourers to our calcium and salt mines, and the other half to our potato farms.
Send 500 of the skilled labourers to our uranium mines and the rest of the skilled labourers to a city called Nonopusivic at the northeast region of the country.
You can send the pleasure slaves and the educated to my headquarters in the capital city via aeroplane.

[Lemlar]

we request a total of -200,000 educated slaves, with a value of -10,000,000,000 NSD

ty, I'll be taking your credit cards now...

Purchase value: -500,000,000,000 USD

This is a robbery, put all the money in the bag.

I'll add to your two,

Ill sell you 10 trillion slaves for 50,000,000 for a total of 500,000,000,000,000,000,000

[Aeisonia]

I'll take *ahem* 5 pleasure slaves *cough* for The President, please.
- George Kermillion
Adviser to The President

[Yirophia]

The Commonwealth wishes to inquire about the possibility of purchasing all unskilled labourors, present and future, as the sole customer for this kind of exchange, indefinitely, and to the exclusion of all other nations.

[Gemoall]

Gemoall wants to buy 10,000 slaves for mines and industrial production in factories.

[Dome Artan]

Perhaps Munkcestrian Republic has forgotten General Assembly Resolution # 23 Ban On Slavery And Trafficking?

As a member of the World Assembly the Munkcestrian Republic is beholden to all its resolutions and is currently in clear violation of one of the World Assembly's most honourable resolutions. The Federal Republic of Dome Artan condemns slavery in all its forms and demands the immediate emancipation of all slaves still in Munkcestrian Republic possession or Dome Artan will recommend a condemnation of the nation in question to our superiors in the Security Council.

[Djuph]

PRICES

Unskilled labourer - $500
Skilled labourer - $2,000
Pleasure slave - $30,000
Educated slave - $50,000

To Mr. G.F. Enwick, second of this name, president of Slaves4Sale,

Greetings and blessings! By order of Her Majesty Matriarch Imuhanna and her Brother the Lord of All Darhaña, your humble servant Abdhaña, chief scribe to the Brother's trading cabinet, have the honour to address you.

The Brother, endowed by Her Majesty with full authority to negotiate international trade, hereby orders delivery of the following slaves - prices to be determined by the specifications quoted above.

A) Delivery of 100 skilled labourers (trade: construction) and 200 unskilled labourers to the port of Djerit.
B) Delivery of 150 skilled labourers (trade: construction) and 400 unskilled labourers to the port of Yarbast.
C) Delivery of 50 educated slaves (specialisation: administration) to the city of Immeqqaren.
D) Delivery of 450 unskilled labourers to the new military-religious complex north of Immeqqaren.The slaves are to be handed over to general Ukschef, preferably before sunrise, and certainly before the morning offerings at the Temple of the god Ghnum.
E) Delivery of 50 educated slaves (specialisation: administration), and 250 skilled labourers (trade: construction), and 600 unskilled labourers to the construction site at Par-n-Ishot. Ask for H.E. Chief Architect Tedisin or Chief Scribe Emellaur.
F) Delivery of 1000 uneducated labourers to the Marine Distribution Centre at Essuk-Iklan.
G) Delivery of 1000 uneducated labourers to the Terrestrial Distribution Centre at Edber-Akli.
H) Delivery of 1,200 uneducated labourers to the Mining Supply Centre at Immeqqaren.
I) Delivery of 50 pleasure slaves (male, ethnically diverse) to the palace of His Royal Highness prince Muzzu. If no such pleasure slaves are available, please contact His Royal Highness's palace steward, major A. Lekko, for the required physical attributes of 50 suitable unskilled labourers in their stead.

All slaves are to be presented bound by rope or yoked. As a substitute, shackles are acceptable.
Please note that the colour blue in all its shades is forbidden to slaves in the matriarchy. Any blue garments are to be removed before delivery.

It pleases the Brother to extend his hand to you in hospitality. If this delivery satisfies the needs of the matriarchy, the Brother shall invite you for a banquet at Immeqqaren, to discuss intensified trading relations.

May your enterprise endure! Awaiting Your Excellence's reply in ever-grateful humility,
Abdhaña.

[Munkcestrian Republic]

azadanidia

Thank you for your purchase, which comes to a total of $7,320,000. We can assure you that your specifications have been taken into account.

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale
Munkcestrian Slave Market

New Quebec

That's a pretty difficult question to answer. If you're willing to pay, we could run DNA tests on our entire stock.

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale
Munkcestrian Slave Market

snip

Thank you for your purchase, which does indeed come to a total of $11,120,000.

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale
Munkcestrian Slave Market

[Munkcestrian Republic]

snip

Thank you for your purchase, which comes to a total of $150,000. Does the president have any specifications?

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale
Munkcestrian Slave Market

The Commonwealth wishes to inquire about the possibility of purchasing all unskilled labourors, present and future, as the sole customer for this kind of exchange, indefinitely, and to the exclusion of all other nations.

That's pretty unlikely.

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale
Munkcestrian Slave Market

snip

Skilled or unskilled?

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale
Munkcestrian Slave Market

[Munkcestrian Republic]

Perhaps Munkcestrian Republic has forgotten General Assembly Resolution # 23 Ban On Slavery And Trafficking?

As a member of the World Assembly the Munkcestrian Republic is beholden to all its resolutions and is currently in clear violation of one of the World Assembly's most honourable resolutions. The Federal Republic of Dome Artan condemns slavery in all its forms and demands the immediate emancipation of all slaves still in Munkcestrian Republic possession or Dome Artan will recommend a condemnation of the nation in question to our superiors in the Security Council.

You'd better start recommending.

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale
Munkcestrian Slave Market

[Nouveau Quebecois]

New Quebec

That's a pretty difficult question to answer. If you're willing to pay, we could run DNA tests on our entire stock.

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale
Munkcestrian Slave Market

At what price does Slaves 4 Sale reckon such an inquiry will cost?

[Munkcestrian Republic]

That's a pretty difficult question to answer. If you're willing to pay, we could run DNA tests on our entire stock.

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale
Munkcestrian Slave Market

At what price does Slaves 4 Sale reckon such an inquiry will cost?

Let's assume $100 per test on average. We've got a lot of slaves, let's say around 10 million. That's $1 billion.

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale
Munkcestrian Slave Market

[Tiny PP Land]

Bah, again capitalism finds new horrid ways to make a profit. Selling humans as property? Despicable.

Exactly, that is the beauty in it!

[The World Assembly Elite]

A sea of gnomes floods the slave market. The traders are dragged away in chains as the gnomes ebb and flow throughout the building. When the flood recedes, Enwick is in custody and the slaves displayed at the market itself have had their restraints removed.

"By the decree of Head Gnome Ayh Ei, you are under arrest for unlawful acts in contravention of World Assembly Resolutions #23, Ban on Slavery and Trafficking and #18, The Prisoners of War Accord. We are authorized to inform one George F. Enwick that his government is also charged with such offenses, in addition to contravention of Resolution #440, Administrative Compliance Act. By the rights guaranteed to the sovereign state of the World Assembly Elite, you will be tried before a court of the World Assembly Judiciary Committee. That is all."

The rest of the gnomes exit, Enwick in tow.

[Munkcestrian Republic]

A sea of gnomes floods the slave market. The traders are dragged away in chains as the gnomes ebb and flow throughout the building. When the flood recedes, Enwick is in custody and the slaves displayed at the market itself have had their restraints removed.

"By the decree of Head Gnome Ayh Ei, you are under arrest for unlawful acts in contravention of World Assembly Resolutions #23, Ban on Slavery and Trafficking and #18, The Prisoners of War Accord. We are authorized to inform one George F. Enwick that his government is also charged with such offenses, in addition to contravention of Resolution #440, Administrative Compliance Act. By the rights guaranteed to the sovereign state of the World Assembly Elite, you will be tried before a court of the World Assembly Judiciary Committee. That is all."

The rest of the gnomes exit, Enwick in tow.

"It is ironic that you lot would criticise Bitely for turning the World Space Administration into a region and then do this," he says as the gnomes are gunned down by security and the modern-tech, human-only reality resumes.

[Yirophia]

The Commonwealth wishes to inquire about the possibility of purchasing all unskilled labourors, present and future, as the sole customer for this kind of exchange, indefinitely, and to the exclusion of all other nations.

That's pretty unlikely.

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale
Munkcestrian Slave Market

On what grounds? We are more than able to pay, and surely you realise the inherent benefit of having a guaranteed and steady buyer, yes?

[Free Azadistan]

A sea of gnomes floods the slave market. The traders are dragged away in chains as the gnomes ebb and flow throughout the building. When the flood recedes, Enwick is in custody and the slaves displayed at the market itself have had their restraints removed.

"By the decree of Head Gnome Ayh Ei, you are under arrest for unlawful acts in contravention of World Assembly Resolutions #23, Ban on Slavery and Trafficking and #18, The Prisoners of War Accord. We are authorized to inform one George F. Enwick that his government is also charged with such offenses, in addition to contravention of Resolution #440, Administrative Compliance Act. By the rights guaranteed to the sovereign state of the World Assembly Elite, you will be tried before a court of the World Assembly Judiciary Committee. That is all."

The rest of the gnomes exit, Enwick in tow.

"It is ironic that you lot would criticise Bitely for turning the World Space Administration into a region and then do this," he says as the gnomes are gunned down by security and the modern-tech, human-only reality resumes.

“The oil company from Free Azadistan would like to ask what happened to it’s order
In understand you struggle with security and legal troubles.”

[Free Azadistan]

George F. Enwick II (alias of no relation to George Fenwick II (son of Lord President George Fenwick)) recently decided to make some money on the side by selling slaves. The Fenwick Brigade has now just returned from kidnapping millions of people who are now being sold here.

Slaves of all ethnicities and nationalities are available as George F. Enwick II is a progressive. Educated slaves such as lawyers and teachers will also be available, as well as the traditional range of labourers and pleasure slaves.

PRICES

Unskilled labourer - $500
Skilled labourer - $2,000
Pleasure slave - $30,000
Educated slave - $50,000

The company Premier Azadistani Oil wants to buy 500 male unskilled workers as well
910 skilled labourers(300 skilled in construction and 600 skilled machinery related work as well as 10 contraction skilled foremen and 20 machinery foremen ) and 110 educated slaves(5 lawyers, 80 engineers, 10 accountants and 15 teachers) of either gender.
They cannot be Muslim as Muslims cannot be slaves in Azadistan.

We would like to remind you of this order

[Munkcestrian Republic]

We would like to remind you of this order

OOC: first order I replied to

[Free Azadistan]

azadanidia

Thank you for your purchase, which comes to a total of $7,320,000. We can assure you that your specifications have been taken into account.

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale
Munkcestrian Slave Market

New Quebec

That's a pretty difficult question to answer. If you're willing to pay, we could run DNA tests on our entire stock.

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale
Munkcestrian Slave Market

snip

Thank you for your purchase, which does indeed come to a total of $11,120,000.

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale
Munkcestrian Slave Market

Free Azadistan had paid automatically and now received their order.

[Dome Artan]

Free Azadistan had paid automatically and now received their order.

"Free Azadistan? More like Not Free Azadistan" the Dome Artanian ambassador remarked to his colleagues who responded with raucous laughter.