The Mercennaria Marketplace

[Mercennaria]

Are you at war with someone but you're running low on manpower and/or resources?
Need to quickly kill off a rival at anything?
Then look no further than MERCENNARIA, the country for all your sellswording needs! Compare prices here. 75% of all fees go to mercs!
We've got the best prices anywhere in the MetaVerse! Below are our great deals.

• Kurt Willows, elite assassin/bounty hunter - $1,000,000,000/Month - We're lucky we got this guy at all. The original ask was $10B a month. Consider yourself lucky. (We were surprised too.)
• Dictoriahonian Loaned Special Forces Battalion - $1,000,000/Month - The more free the nation, on any of the three vectors, the more you may want to return this battalion.*
• Cashdeerian CEO Bodyguard Squadron - $1,000,000/Month - If these guys give you a contract, it almost certainly says '[nation here] hereby transfers the sum total of all state funds to the Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer' in RGB 254,254,254. Don't sign. If you do, well...*
• Bart Simpson, elite assassin - $1,000,000/Month - Don't laugh at the name. Our first agent made that mistake.*
• Sheeple Holy Enforcers - $950,000/Month - ROFL indeed. -Literally everyone they've killed, just before their sticky ends.
• Anna Poliatova, elite assassin - $900,000/Month - Specializes with designers.
• Elite Pilot Squadron - $900,000/Month - No remarks
• Elite Sheeple Pilot Wing - $400,000/Month - No remarks

• George Lee, amateur gun enthusiast - $50/Month - No remarks
• Private Jung Sang-In, of the Menta Lee-ILian Army - $25/Month - Characterized by rifle with 57 boot-marks from tripping over.

*No refunds!

[Holdac]

Are you at war with someone but you're running low on manpower and/or resources?
Need to quickly kill off a rival at anything?
Then look no further than MERCENNARIA, the country for all your sellswording needs! Compare prices here. 75% of all fees go to mercs!
We've got the best prices anywhere in the MetaVerse! Below are our great deals.

• Kurt Willows, elite assassin/bounty hunter - $1,000,000,000/Month - We're lucky we got this guy at all. The original ask was $10B a month. Consider yourself lucky.
• Dictoriahonian Loaned Special Forces Battalion - $1,000,000/Month - The more free the nation, on any of the three vectors, the more you may want to return this battalion.*
• Cashdeerian CEO Bodyguard Squadron - $1,000,000/Month - If these guys give you a contract, it almost certainly says '[nation here] hereby transfers the sum total of all state funds to the Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer' in RGB 254,254,254. Don't sign. If you do, well...*
• Bart Simpson, elite assassin - $1,000,000/Month - Don't laugh at the name. Our first agent made that mistake.*
• Sheeple Holy Enforcers - $950,000/Month - ROFL indeed. -Literally everyone they've killed, just before their sticky ends.
• Anna Poliatova, elite assassin - $900,000/Month - Specializes with designers.
• Elite Pilot Squadron - $900,000/Month - No remarks

1 billion for a MERCENARY? Yeah uh.. You should change your prices. Its cheaper to just nuke the person at that point.
*No refunds!

[Mercennaria]

This is just the 5-Star section. On average, our mercs are $25K-$100K. Our 1-Stars average $500 and our Dishonorable Mentions are no more than $50.

[Holdac]

This is just the 5-Star section. On average, our mercs are $25K-$100K. Our 1-Stars average $500 and our Dishonorable Mentions are no more than $50.

but 1 billion for some guy to kill another guy?

[Mercennaria]

This is just the 5-Star section. On average, our mercs are $25K-$100K. Our 1-Stars average $500 and our Dishonorable Mentions are no more than $50.

but 1 billion for some guy to kill another guy?

Yup. Willows is demanding.

[Holdac]

but 1 billion for some guy to kill another guy?

Yup. Willows is demanding.

what idiot would pay that much to kill someone