The Free Kingdom Ministry of Foreign Affairs Refugee Resettlement Program
The Free Kingdom of Allanea has observed that there are many nations in the world where a variety of individuals (members of undesirable groups, ethnic minorities, and individuals who have committed various victimless crimes) are being imprisoned or persecuted in various ways. While we cannot, obviously, simultaneously cause all those nations in the world that engage in these policies to get rid of them, we do want to help the members of those groups. As such we propose a policy that allows you – yes, you, over there – to be rid of the people you wish rid of, in a manner that doesn't end up in having you painted in the world media as a tyrant or a murderer (and, perhaps, have you hanged, one day, after a brief yet exciting trial by your own people).
We propose, quite simply, that you send your undesirables to Allanea.
Our policy is humane! – Unlike some nations, which propose to 'accept your criminals' only to turn them into slaves through various means, the Free Kingdom of Allanea shall promise each of the people you deport a sum of money to get on their feet in the new country, and, should they desire it, 40 acres of land in our new colonies. (In the event of children under the age of 16, the sum of money shall be placed in a trust fund on their behalf). Each of these individuals shall be granted permanent residency in Allanea and a swift path to citizenship.
Our policy saves you money! – Rather than engage in a costly and fundamentally wasteful program to imprison these individuals or place them in an amoral and ultimately economically wasteful prison camp program (or, Gods forbid, murder them), all you need to do is drive these individuals to the nearest airport or seaport, where they'll be picked up by a charter flight ship operated by the Free Kingdom Government, and you won't have to deal with that problem again! (The Free Kingdom government will cover all relevant berthing and airport fees).
We propose, quite simply, that you send your undesirables to Allanea.
Our policy is humane! – Unlike some nations, which propose to 'accept your criminals' only to turn them into slaves through various means, the Free Kingdom of Allanea shall promise each of the people you deport a sum of money to get on their feet in the new country, and, should they desire it, 40 acres of land in our new colonies. (In the event of children under the age of 16, the sum of money shall be placed in a trust fund on their behalf). Each of these individuals shall be granted permanent residency in Allanea and a swift path to citizenship.
Our policy saves you money! – Rather than engage in a costly and fundamentally wasteful program to imprison these individuals or place them in an amoral and ultimately economically wasteful prison camp program (or, Gods forbid, murder them), all you need to do is drive these individuals to the nearest airport or seaport, where they'll be picked up by a charter flight ship operated by the Free Kingdom Government, and you won't have to deal with that problem again! (The Free Kingdom government will cover all relevant berthing and airport fees).
Refugees preparing to depart to Allanea
Religious fanatics got you down? – The Free Kingdom accepts the members of virtually all religions, political movements, and organizations (except those listed on our Prohibited Entities List and Known Slaver Entities List – for obvious reasons!) – even organizations whose views do not align with our own. As a member-state of the Greater Prussian Empire we are committed to religious liberty. Christians, Muslims, Shintoists, and even Communists are accepted.
Bothered By Catgirls? – Equally speaking, we accept members of practically all ethnicities. As it is fashionable, now and then, to begin a range of attacks on nekomimi, kitsune, elves, or even members of some human ethnicities (for reasons that we, obviously, look down upon – we ask that rather than engage in ultraviolence, you call us and wait for an airliner to arrive.
Got Degeneracy? – Some countries react in a somewhat extreme way to drug use, sexual deviancy, and illegal possession of firearms. Either way, we will accept all drug dealers, addicts, gun nuts, homosexuals, or what-have-you. You already know how to contact us.
So the answer to all your troubles is a simple one – got undesirables – acquire with us!
For individuals that might not feel at home in our hypercapitalist country, we assist with travel to Champagne Socialist Shafiristan.
While the Free Kingdom does not feel itself bound to accept persons convicted of violent crimes, in some cases it will regardless decide to do so. The above message does not constitute an obligation to accept any and all individuals (for example, people afflicted by any sort of 'rage virus' shall only be accepted if quarantine capabilities exist, sapients from species known for compulsive ultraviolent behavior shall not be accepted. Other reasonable restrictions apply.
Bothered By Catgirls? – Equally speaking, we accept members of practically all ethnicities. As it is fashionable, now and then, to begin a range of attacks on nekomimi, kitsune, elves, or even members of some human ethnicities (for reasons that we, obviously, look down upon – we ask that rather than engage in ultraviolence, you call us and wait for an airliner to arrive.
Got Degeneracy? – Some countries react in a somewhat extreme way to drug use, sexual deviancy, and illegal possession of firearms. Either way, we will accept all drug dealers, addicts, gun nuts, homosexuals, or what-have-you. You already know how to contact us.
So the answer to all your troubles is a simple one – got undesirables – acquire with us!
For individuals that might not feel at home in our hypercapitalist country, we assist with travel to Champagne Socialist Shafiristan.
While the Free Kingdom does not feel itself bound to accept persons convicted of violent crimes, in some cases it will regardless decide to do so. The above message does not constitute an obligation to accept any and all individuals (for example, people afflicted by any sort of 'rage virus' shall only be accepted if quarantine capabilities exist, sapients from species known for compulsive ultraviolent behavior shall not be accepted. Other reasonable restrictions apply.
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