Sale of cheap nuclear weapons(Open)

[Oneid]

Do you want cheap nuclear weapons? We're here to give you a low cent. The price is $ 100.000 per piece.
We have all kinds.
The can be delivered with all methods.

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What you nuclear do you want? :
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[Tornado Queendom]

Buyer's full name: Tornado Molly
Buyer's full address: Tornado Queendom Palace
What you nuclear do you want?: Basic Nukes
How much?: 50
Any other notes: This is in case we're attacked

[Oneid]

Buyer's full name: Tornado Molly
Buyer's full address: Tornado Queendom Palace
What you nuclear do you want?: Basic Nukes
How much?: 50
Any other notes: This is in case we're attacked

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[Ile-Patala]

Buyer's full name : Ile-Patala Penal Corporation, LLC
Buyer's full address: Patala City
What you nuclear do you want? 50-Megaton warheads.
How much? : 8,000
Any other notes:

Delivery will be picked up outside Patala's atmosphere. Do NOT land on planet (quarantine).

[Oneid]

Buyer's full name : Ile-Patala Penal Corporation, LLC
Buyer's full address: Patala City
What you nuclear do you want? 50-Megaton warheads.
How much? : 8,000
Any other notes:

Delivery will be picked up outside Patala's atmosphere. Do NOT land on planet (quarantine).

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[The united American-Isreali empire]

Buyer's full name : uaie
Buyer's full address: new havana
What you nuclear do you want? all
How much? : as much as asked
Any other notes

we will buy all on stock. we do not care how old it is, if its extra we will buy it and all kinds we take from all delivery ways.

[Oneid]

Buyer's full name : uaie
Buyer's full address: new havana
What you nuclear do you want? all
How much? : as much as asked
Any other notes

we will buy all on stock. we do not care how old it is, if its extra we will buy it and all kinds we take from all delivery ways.

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[Gopnikea]

Buyer's full name : Stefán Stovich
Buyer's full address: The Stovich Mansion, Oltanum Blvd, Solanum District, Gelidum, Gopnikea
What you nuclear do you want?: Nuclear Warheads
How much? : 10 million
Any other notes: None

[The Republic Of Cassadia]

Buyer's full name : The Islamic Emirate Of Brasilistan
Buyer's full address: In-person arranged "drop" location in advance before completion of the transaction.
What nuclear weapon design/type, do you want?: Teller-Ulam two-stage thermonuclear design warheads
How many? : 3 warheads, each stored in a specially modified container, made to pass as a shipping container when either delivered by land or sea.
Any other notes:

-My organization looks forward to receiving these ''specialized'' goods at the earliest possible date. I will have my contacts in the nation of Parnello, to get in touch with your agents, about where My organization would like You, to have the ''goods'' delivered - to a time and place of our choosing. I highly advise we take this business on deliberating this serious matter onto the social app, Telegram, as no doubt, the kufr Cassadians are most likely monitoring this rather open channel of communication.

By the Grace of Allah (Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala) I Am
Emir ''Werewolf''

[Oneid]

Buyer's full name : Stefán Stovich
Buyer's full address: The Stovich Mansion, Oltanum Blvd, Solanum District, Gelidum, Gopnikea
What you nuclear do you want?: Nuclear Warheads
How much? : 10 million
Any other notes: None

Buyer's full name : The Islamic Emirate Of Brasilistan
Buyer's full address: In-person arranged "drop" location in advance before completion of the transaction.
What nuclear weapon design/type, do you want?: Teller-Ulam two-stage thermonuclear design warheads
How many? : 3 warheads, each stored in a specially modified container, made to pass as a shipping container when either delivered by land or sea.
Any other notes:

-My organization looks forward to receiving these ''specialized'' goods at the earliest possible date. I will have my contacts in the nation of Parnello, to get in touch with your agents, about where My organization would like You, to have the ''goods'' delivered - to a time and place of our choosing. I highly advise we take this business on deliberating this serious matter onto the social app, Telegram, as no doubt, the kufr Cassadians are most likely monitoring this rather open channel of communication.

By the Grace of Allah (Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala) I Am
Emir ''Werewolf''

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[Romanov Alyaska]

Buyer's full name: Mikhail Yakovich Rudov, 11th President of the Tsardom of Alyaska
Buyer's full address: Fort Ivanov, New Petrograd
What you nuclear do you want?: 1.2 Megaton Warheads
How much?: 50
Any other notes: Due to potential North Korean aggression, we would prefer to have a capable arsenal ready for war. Our missile interception program is sufficient, but can stand up to only so many ICBMs.

[Tuamatoa]

Buyer's full name: Leader Tetohu Haneti
Buyer's full address: Tahiti, People's Republic of Tuamatoa
What you nuclear do you want?: Tsar Bomb-Grade Warheads
How much?: 5
Any other notes: We will pay whatever expenses you charge.

[CHUCK NORRlS]

Buyer's full name : Chuck Norris
Buyer's full address : Norristown, Chuck Norris Territory
What you nuclear do you want? : 6.8421-megaton warheads
How much? : 3
Any other notes : None

[Judaist Frankia]

Buyer's full name : Sanene XVI
Buyer's full address: The Lythian Royal Palace, Brest
What you nuclear do you want? Hydrogen Nukes
How much? : 15
Any other notes

[Ihsalihna]

[Oneid]

Buyer's full name: Mikhail Yakovich Rudov, 11th President of the Tsardom of Alyaska
Buyer's full address: Fort Ivanov, New Petrograd
What you nuclear do you want?: 1.2 Megaton Warheads
How much?: 50
Any other notes: Due to potential North Korean aggression, we would prefer to have a capable arsenal ready for war. Our missile interception program is sufficient, but can stand up to only so many ICBMs.

Buyer's full name: Leader Tetohu Haneti
Buyer's full address: Tahiti, People's Republic of Tuamatoa
What you nuclear do you want?: Tsar Bomb-Grade Warheads
How much?: 5
Any other notes: We will pay whatever expenses you charge.

Buyer's full name : Chuck Norris
Buyer's full address : Norristown, Chuck Norris Territory
What you nuclear do you want? : 6.8421-megaton warheads
How much? : 3
Any other notes : None

Buyer's full name : Sanene XVI
Buyer's full address: The Lythian Royal Palace, Brest
What you nuclear do you want? Hydrogen Nukes
How much? : 15
Any other notes

All delivered. Enjoy your nuclear weapons.

[Greattorn]

Buyer's full name :Greattorn
Buyer's full address:Military bases 44
What you nuclear do you want?:Ordinary nuclear bombs along with nuclear mines and tactical nuclear weapons.
How much? :50
Any other notes:
*Ordinary nuclear bomb-20
*Nuclear mine-10
*Tactical nuclear weapons - 20
For our nuclear weapons program.

[Oneid]

Buyer's full name :Greattorn
Buyer's full address:Military bases 44
What you nuclear do you want?:Ordinary nuclear bombs along with nuclear mines and tactical nuclear weapons.
How much? :50
Any other notes:
*Ordinary nuclear bomb-20
*Nuclear mine-10
*Tactical nuclear weapons - 20
For our nuclear weapons program.

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[Smoyan]

Buyer's full name :Smoyan
Buyer's full address:Smoyan
What you nuclear do you want?:Ordinary nuclear bombs
How much? :12

[Oneid]

Buyer's full name :Smoyan
Buyer's full address:Smoyan
What you nuclear do you want?:Ordinary nuclear bombs
How much? :12

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[Isolationstan]

Buyer's full name :Elon Zuckerburg
Buyer's full address :T1
What you nuclear do you want? :Implosive Fat Man Nuke
How much? : 25
Any other notes :nope

[Oneid]

Buyer's full name :Elon Zuckerburg
Buyer's full address :T1
What you nuclear do you want? :Implosive Fat Man Nuke
How much? : 25
Any other notes :nope

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[Wack-i]

Buyer's full name : The United States and Territories of the Wack-i
Buyer's full address : 1111 Clean Cactus Blvd, Wack Tower, Wack-i City
What you nuclear do you want? : Atomic
How much? : 100,000
Any other notes : President McLemon is a nuclear maniac.

[Oneid]

Buyer's full name : The United States and Territories of the Wack-i
Buyer's full address : 1111 Clean Cactus Blvd, Wack Tower, Wack-i City
What you nuclear do you want? : Atomic
How much? : 100,000
Any other notes : President McLemon is a nuclear maniac.

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[Kyundao]

Buyer's full name: The Capitalist Republic of Kyundao

Buyer's full address: Lee Kuan Yew Army Base, Kyundao City

What nuclear weapon would you like: Atomic bombs

How much: $2,000,000

Any other notes: In case we have a left-leaning uprising.

Send the atomic bombs by plane.