Cheapy office realtors[OPEN][Now owned by Egyptiosian]

[Revolucionario Cuba]

Rome wasn't built in a day

Not every new businessman has the good fortune of starting with a large amount of cash. Maybe you are a struggling businessman, someone with dreams and talent but needs cheap office space. Maybe your business team is made up of less than 5 people or maybe you are a lone wolf who works alone.

Well fear not. We offer cheap and small offices of all kinds to rent! From 10×10 sq feet to just barely enough space to fill in a cheap table and one little stool.

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How this works:You fill this form. I give you an offer and also notify you by telegram.
Only companies with small budgets will be entertained.
(Please keep as low a budget as you can for maximum fun, even $5 will do)

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Name of company:
Trade of company:
Your name:
Rent or buy:
Your max budget(In US dollars only and max budget should not be more than $1K, min budget is $5):
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?:

[The African Emirates]

Name of company: EmiSpace
Your name: The African Emirates
Your max budget: 23 Venezuelan Bolivars and a Chuck-E-Cheese token
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: Absolutely not.

[Revolucionario Cuba]

Name of company: EmiSpace
Your name: The African Emirates
Your max budget: A cubic mile of pure gold(we just had it lying around)
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: Absolutely not.

Only companies with small budgets will be entertained

[Revolucionario Cuba]

Please pqrticipate.

[Revolucionario Cuba]

Name of company: EmiSpace
Your name: The African Emirates
Your max budget: 23 Venezuelan Bolivars and a Chuck-E-Cheese token
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: Absolutely not.

Don't fret. We have just the perfect place for you.


Description: This dirty derelict warehouse was abonded by its owner after he found that 10 people had been shot and buried here by the Mob in 1988. Grisly graffiti covers the walls, rotten meat, old boxes litter it and a huge rusted shutter covers the one lone window and blocks out all natural sunlight. The neighbourhood is filled with jobless ruffians and beggars.
You can sit on that box!
Note:The girl is only for representational purposes and is not for sale.

[The Chuck]

Name of company: Crystal River Capital Investment Firm.
Trade of company: None.
Your name: [Redacted]
Your max budget(In US dollars only): 10,000 NSD.
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: No.
Additional Information: We are simply looking for a postal box in Revolucionario Cuba.

[Revolucionario Cuba]

Name of company: Crystal River Capital Investment Firm.
Trade of company: None.
Your name: [Redacted]
Your max budget(In US dollars only): 10,000 NSD.
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: No.
Additional Information: We are simply looking for a postal box in Revolucionario Cuba.

No.
We offer office space only.
This is not Revolucionario Democratico Panama.

Also for that budget you can buy a really good office. We cater to dirt poor clients only.

[Skyhooked]

Name of company: H&C Nomadz
Trade of company: Sellin' stuff.
Your name: Steven Hawke
Rent or buy: Buy?
Your max budget(In US dollars only): Well... 1000 NS dollars, three crates of beers, seven packs of bacon, a big chink of Ukrainian lard, box of cheap trinkets from different countries, two sacks of sugar, 40kg of Whiskas cat food, 20d Dice and 6 character sheets for Dungeons and Dragons. Oh, and old X-Box. Maybe working maybe not. And real glass dagger from Tamriel. (We found it under sofa after party, where we lost almost all our money, don't even ask how did it get there. It looks like this: https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Glass_Dagger_(Skyrim))
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: Whatever. We just gotta store all our junk somewhere, until we sell it. Maybe sleep somewhere too? Cuz hotel won't accept us with all our junk.

[Revolucionario Cuba]

Name of company: H&C Nomadz
Trade of company: Sellin' stuff.
Your name: Steven Hawke
Rent or buy: Buy?
Your max budget(In US dollars only): Well... 1000 NS dollars, three crates of beers, seven packs of bacon, a big chink of Ukrainian lard, box of cheap trinkets from different countries, two sacks of sugar, 40kg of Whiskas cat food, 20d Dice and 6 character sheets for Dungeons and Dragons. Oh, and old X-Box. Maybe working maybe not. And real glass dagger from Tamriel. (We found it under sofa after party, where we lost almost all our money, don't even ask how did it get there. It looks like this: https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Glass_Dagger_(Skyrim))
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: Whatever. We just gotta store all our junk somewhere, until we sell it. Maybe sleep somewhere too? Cuz hotel won't accept us with all our junk.

Hmm. So not quite dirt cheap but not a moneyman huh !
Photo of exterior

Photo of interior

Description: This small confined office with a dirty rug and boring LED lights is perfect for the start-up capitalist. It can easily fit 3 to 4 employees and up to 9 if you are creative enough. Dont bother looking out of the one lone window. A political poster hangs over it which you are not allowed to remove. Even if you could, all you could see would be a monotonous industrial garage.

[Skyhooked]

Name of company: H&C Nomadz
Trade of company: Sellin' stuff.
Your name: Steven Hawke
Rent or buy: Buy?
Your max budget(In US dollars only): Well... 1000 NS dollars, three crates of beers, seven packs of bacon, a big chink of Ukrainian lard, box of cheap trinkets from different countries, two sacks of sugar, 40kg of Whiskas cat food, 20d Dice and 6 character sheets for Dungeons and Dragons. Oh, and old X-Box. Maybe working maybe not. And real glass dagger from Tamriel. (We found it under sofa after party, where we lost almost all our money, don't even ask how did it get there. It looks like this: https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Glass_Dagger_(Skyrim))
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: Whatever. We just gotta store all our junk somewhere, until we sell it. Maybe sleep somewhere too? Cuz hotel won't accept us with all our junk.

Hmm. So not quite dirt cheap but not a moneyman huh !
Photo of exterior

Photo of interior

Description: This small confined office with a dirty rug and boring LED lights is perfect for the start-up capitalist. It can easily fit 3 to 4 employees and up to 9 if you are creative enough. Dont bother looking out of the one lone window. A political poster hangs over it which you are not allowed to remove. Even if you could, all you could see would be a monotonous industrial garage.

"Well, thanks. We just gotta sleep somewhere and keep our junk. There are two of us, so that's gonna be easy peasy lemon squeezy for us to fit in. Now, would you like to buy a dagger? Anyone? Or maybe have a party?"-Stewen Hawke.

[Inkopolitia]

Name of company: Inkling Entertainment Sports (IES)
Trade of company: Spectating and analyzing Turf War matches all across Inkopolitia
Your name: Woomy Cuttle
Rent or buy: Buy
Your max budget(In US dollars only): US$3500
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: No

[Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium]

Name of company: Alpine Farms and Firearms
Trade of company: Agriculture and firearm manufacturer and designer
Your name: Jean Caluhan
Rent or buy: buy
Your max budget(In US dollars only):$4500 us dollars
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?:No

[Woods Is Back]

Name of company: Deakin Diffraction
Trade of company: Diffraction Sciences
Your name: William Deakin
Rent or buy: Buy
Your max budget(In US dollars only): $1100
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: Not particularly, but if it fits the budget it is fine

[Revolucionario Cuba]

Name of company: Alpine Farms and Firearms
Trade of company: Agriculture and firearm manufacturer and designer
Your name: Jean Caluhan
Rent or buy: buy
Your max budget(In US dollars only):$4500 us dollars
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?:No

Sorry but we cater to clients with a budget below $3500.
(OOC:Please please change your max budget and post again. But please do post. Dont leave me.)

[San-Andreas-]

Name of company: IFruit Computers
Your name: San-Andreas-
Rent or buy: Buy
Your max budget(In US dollars only and max budget should not be more than $2000, min budget is $5): $2000
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: No not at the moment

[Khorosho]

Name of company: Khormözghod State Agricultural Concern
Trade of company: Formerly agricultural produce, now fertilisers
Your name: Xhonggözh Möhhot
Rent or buy: Rent
Your max budget(In US dollars only and max budget should not be more than $2000, min budget is $5): $11.80 (adjusted for inflation)
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: No.

[Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium]

Name of company: Alpine Farms and Firearms
Trade of company: Agriculture and firearm manufacturer and designer
Your name: Jean Caluhan
Rent or buy: buy
Your max budget(In US dollars only): New budget $1500 us dollars
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: No

[She-Wolf]

Name of company: Neighborhood Lemonade
Trade of company: local lemonade stand
Your name: Lupa
Rent or buy: Rent
Your max budget: A large jar full of quarters (approximately $8.25)
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: Yes, so long as it's not the Girl Scouts, as they're always stealing away our customers with their cookies

[Ilovebenderdotcomland]

Name of company: Bendx - Hippie Stock Exchange
Trade of company: Finance - Investment Banking.
Your name: Sir Mon Ni Baggington
Rent or buy: Rent
Your max budget(In US dollars only and max budget should not be more than $2000, min budget is $5): $2, 000.00
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: maybe.

[Revolucionario Cuba]

Name of company: Deakin Diffraction
Trade of company: Diffraction Sciences
Your name: William Deakin
Rent or buy: Buy
Your max budget(In US dollars only): $1100
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: Not particularly, but if it fits the budget it is fine

Found a really nice place for you. It's not in a major city, but it is the best you can get for $1100. Thanks for shopping at Cheapy.

[Revolucionario Cuba]

Name of company: Inkling Entertainment Sports (IES)
Trade of company: Spectating and analyzing Turf War matches all across Inkopolitia
Your name: Woomy Cuttle
Rent or buy: Buy
Your max budget(In US dollars only): US$3500
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: No

Description:Not kidding, this is an actual good office. The previous owner was a douchebag with a fetish for fast cars. He wants to sell this place quick so he can start a new career in street racing.

[Inkopolitia]

Name of company: Inkling Entertainment Sports (IES)
Trade of company: Spectating and analyzing Turf War matches all across Inkopolitia
Your name: Woomy Cuttle
Rent or buy: Buy
Your max budget(In US dollars only): US$3500
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: No

Description:Not kidding, this is an actual good office. The previous owner was a douchebag with a fetish for fast cars. He wants to sell this place quick so he can start a new career in street racing.

"Hell yeah, this seems good. I want it."

[Revolucionario Cuba]

Name of company: IFruit Computers
Your name: San-Andreas-
Rent or buy: Buy
Your max budget(In US dollars only and max budget should not be more than $2000, min budget is $5): $2000
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: No not at the moment

Description: This office is huge, is in prime location and has many amenities. Albeit a bit narrow.
But of course, why would anyone sell it so cheap?
There's a catch.

It's located underground and the piping system is really poor. Make of this what you want.
Hope you know how to swim.

[Revolucionario Cuba]

Name of company: Khormözghod State Agricultural Concern
Trade of company: Formerly agricultural produce, now fertilisers
Your name: Xhonggözh Möhhot
Rent or buy: Rent
Your max budget(In US dollars only and max budget should not be more than $2000, min budget is $5): $11.80 (adjusted for inflation)
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: No.

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2)Photo of exterior:

You are probably wondering. Why am I renting out this lavish real estate so cheap?
Just 11 dollars?
Well the picture says it all!

[Woods Is Back]

Name of company: Deakin Diffraction
Trade of company: Diffraction Sciences
Your name: William Deakin
Rent or buy: Buy
Your max budget(In US dollars only): $1100
Would you be ok to share office space with another company?: Not particularly, but if it fits the budget it is fine

Found a really nice place for you. It's not in a major city, but it is the best you can get for $1100. Thanks for shopping at Cheapy.

Hey, that's perfect. Thanks!