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Selling a bunch of Intergalactic Nucleic Warheads 5000

Postby Keeloporia » Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:25 pm

One of these INW-5000's cost around $50,000,000 US dollars.
A package of these is around $100,000,000 US dollars which contain 5 of them.

To use this awesome weapon, you need to first purchase an automatic controller ($4,000 US dollars) and press the big red button. Please stay at least 1 galaxy away from the bomb because it will wipe out half a galaxy and the aftershock is highly radioactive and will cause all planetary cores to self-destruct.

THANK YOU! :blink:

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Postby RIFTS Earth » Sun May 02, 2010 7:41 am

Seriously?

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Postby The Sentenial Empire » Sun May 02, 2010 3:23 pm

Keeloporia wrote:One of these INW-5000's cost around $50,000,000 US dollars.
A package of these is around $100,000,000 US dollars which contain 5 of them.

To use this awesome weapon, you need to first purchase an automatic controller ($4,000 US dollars) and press the big red button. Please stay at least 1 galaxy away from the bomb because it will wipe out half a galaxy and the aftershock is highly radioactive and will cause all planetary cores to self-destruct.

THANK YOU! :blink:


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Postby Collective Systems » Sun May 02, 2010 3:31 pm

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Postby Keeloporia » Tue May 04, 2010 10:35 pm

RIFTS Earth wrote:Seriously?


Yes, seriously. I'm not kidding.
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Then deal with this.
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Good! Resist, then.

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Postby Satirius » Wed May 05, 2010 2:45 am

Lack of a writeup, no real explanation of the science behind it, arbitrary units of measurement(what is a "galaxy" when they are of variable size and distance to each other?), and topped off with a store owner that's unwilling to improve makes me doubt this thread's prospects of staying unlocked unless some serious cleanup gets done.
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Postby Keeloporia » Wed May 05, 2010 7:29 pm

Satirius wrote:Lack of a writeup, no real explanation of the science behind it, arbitrary units of measurement(what is a "galaxy" when they are of variable size and distance to each other?), and topped off with a store owner that's unwilling to improve makes me doubt this thread's prospects of staying unlocked unless some serious cleanup gets done.


Who ever cares, but you? LOSER. And stop making fun of MY stuff! I don't like criticism!

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Postby Sunscort » Wed May 05, 2010 7:32 pm

I'd like to buy one, puh-lease! I want one to arrive at my National Arms Center in my capital city, and then I shall destroy a galaxy called Kullorph. Around 145 nations will be destroyed! Bombing will take place tomorrow! From now on, my nation shall team with yours and soon, all our enemies will BE GONE!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaa! I know. I'm crazy, but OUR nations are in the Infinityworld Galxay, under the protection of the Infinity Master. HAHA!!!

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Postby Reploid Productions » Wed May 05, 2010 7:48 pm

Keeloporia wrote:Who ever cares, but you? LOSER. And stop making fun of MY stuff! I don't like criticism!

Bolding mine for emphasis. Flaming is bad, against the rules, and will result in the moderators taking action against your account. In other words, DON'T DO IT.

Also, it's generally considered extremely poor form to play with yourself.

Everyone else in the thread: If you don't like the guy, you don't have to RP with him, you don't even have to acknowledge his existence. PUT HIM ON IGNORE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO RP WITH HIM. I don't want to see yet another dogpile just because you can't resist pushing somebody's buttons.

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Postby Parthenon » Wed May 05, 2010 9:37 pm

Ill buy a set.
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Postby Khorata » Thu May 06, 2010 7:30 pm

IGNORED. Keeloporia, you are marked IGNORE according to the Khoratan Ministry of IGNORE. Goodbye.

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Postby Satirius » Thu May 06, 2010 7:34 pm

Khorata, please see the "don't dogpile" bit.
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Postby Reploid Productions » Thu May 06, 2010 7:39 pm

Satirius wrote:Khorata, please see the "don't dogpile" bit.

A one-off notice that he's ignoring the nation isn't dogpiling; it's fair notice that Player A has no wish to interact with Player B. It's not unnecessarily nasty, it's not flaming or baiting, it's merely a statement of intention. Now, if he makes a habit of showing up in this guy's threads to reiterate the fact, then it's harassment.
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Postby Naretion » Thu May 06, 2010 7:57 pm

You gotta be kidding. Galaxies spand on FOREVER. The only way to get to another one is the black hole thats in the middle of every galaxy. Not sure if thats possible. But this bomb is the most realistic thing I've seen on nationstates. EVER.
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Postby Keeloporia » Thu May 06, 2010 11:25 pm

Naretion wrote:You gotta be kidding. Galaxies spand on FOREVER. The only way to get to another one is the black hole thats in the middle of every galaxy. Not sure if thats possible. But this bomb is the most realistic thing I've seen on nationstates. EVER.


Cool! Would you like some?

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Postby Satirius » Fri May 07, 2010 2:56 am

Reploid Productions wrote:
Satirius wrote:Khorata, please see the "don't dogpile" bit.

A one-off notice that he's ignoring the nation isn't dogpiling; it's fair notice that Player A has no wish to interact with Player B. It's not unnecessarily nasty, it's not flaming or baiting, it's merely a statement of intention. Now, if he makes a habit of showing up in this guy's threads to reiterate the fact, then it's harassment.

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Postby Dystopianus » Fri May 07, 2010 4:50 am

OOC: Did you read the guide on how to create a good storfront? This storefront falls in CATAGORY 1, or, better said, the worst of the worst. Please give your customers at least SOME information, not that you're just selling nukes.
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Postby Satirius » Fri May 07, 2010 5:01 am

Keeloporia wrote:
Naretion wrote:You gotta be kidding. Galaxies spand on FOREVER. The only way to get to another one is the black hole thats in the middle of every galaxy. Not sure if thats possible. But this bomb is the most realistic thing I've seen on nationstates. EVER.


Cool! Would you like some?

I think he's being sarcastic :\
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Postby Ninthinia » Fri May 07, 2010 5:52 am

Satirius wrote:
Keeloporia wrote:
Naretion wrote:You gotta be kidding. Galaxies spand on FOREVER. The only way to get to another one is the black hole thats in the middle of every galaxy. Not sure if thats possible. But this bomb is the most realistic thing I've seen on nationstates. EVER.


Cool! Would you like some?

I think he's being sarcastic :\

Probably is.
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Postby Alitaria » Fri May 07, 2010 9:20 am

Biggest. Fail. Ever. Period.

Did you even read the "Good Storefront Guide" ? Honestly...
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Keeloporia wrote:Who ever cares, but you? LOSER. And stop making fun of MY stuff! I don't like criticism!


Also, it's generally considered extremely poor form to play with yourself.


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Postby Alitaria » Fri May 07, 2010 9:21 am

Actually, he posted this when his nation was new. So you are partially forgiven. Partially.
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Itbistia wrote:You're being awfully demanding for a man who is tied to a chair.


Allied Governments wrote:Did you just... Play with yourself?


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Keeloporia wrote:Who ever cares, but you? LOSER. And stop making fun of MY stuff! I don't like criticism!


Also, it's generally considered extremely poor form to play with yourself.


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Postby Ninthinia » Fri May 07, 2010 6:21 pm

Although I am not interested in buying any Nuclear Warheads 5000 at the moment, I would like to point out a few things:

-Enormous lack of writeup, no details actually given.

-Lack of detail on the technology(e.g. MT, PMT, FT)

-No supplier company (Nukes appear out of no where)

-No pictures on the nuke's design, logo, etc.

By the way, how big is a "galaxy" in your term?
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Canadai wrote:
(is 'trollery' a word?).

I don't think so, but I assume that a moderator has the power to alter the universe and make it so.


New East Ireland wrote:I doubt that the grand army of three people in Guy Fawkes masks will be totally effective.


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