Neko Slaves for Sale

[The Arstotzkan Socialist Republic]

As long as I can do whatever I wish with them I'll buy around a few hundred thousand.

OK

Give me all of your slaves

You can have one slave, and this is temporary. Besides, at least we don't EVER behead people.

I am going to grant full Arstotzkan citizenship rights for every slave you give me. They won't be slaves no more in glorious socialist state of Arstotzka. Now give me 4 of them

[Tornado Queendom]

OK

You can have one slave, and this is temporary. Besides, at least we don't EVER behead people.

I am going to grant full Arstotzkan citizenship rights for every slave you give me. They won't be slaves no more in glorious socialist state of Arstotzka. Now give me 4 of them

OK, we hand-picked four that have been proven not to be spies.

[Prusenreich]

Can we have some for weapons testing

[Allanea]

Greetings, this is Martha Meow, with CAT News, Liberty-City, just outside the Senate building, where an emergency meeting of the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations is now being held to discuss the recent upsurge in catfolk enslavement and genocide. Senator Kargin, of the Nationalist Party, has given the following statement to me just minutes ago, and I quote "Rest assured, the issue of catfolk genocide is not just a matter for catfolk. It is a matter for any Freebeing who is concerned with the freedoms and rights of sapient beings. As Senator, I will see to it that our nation stands up to remind slavers and murderers that their crimes will not go unseen, unheard, or unpunished,", unquote. Conservative Senator Elizabeta Dementieva has added her voice to Kargin's in saying, quote, "our naval capabilities have long gone underused, underfunded, and underexploited. The fact that slavers now ply their horrific trade near-unobstructed is the fault of those that have neglected our Navy."

That said, other Senators have offered solutions short of war. A group of Libertarian and Anarchist Senators have pushed to make arrangement for a greater amount of catfolk to be accepted in this country as refugees. Representatives of the catfolk community, who have gathered here today, in the driving rain, to protest the insufficiently aggressive policy of the government on the catfolk genocide issue, are currently chanting slogans – over there you see the I don't know if you can read it, Tom, you can see a couple with a banner that says VISAS ARE NOT ENOUGH, and a lady with SUBMUNITIONS NOT PETITIONS. Many people are very angry today, Tom, and I think we can see why. Back to you, Tom.

[Lethen Vikings]

"With potential Allanean hostility, the Vikings are more than happy to counter the hostility of saber-rattling white-knight liberator democracies. We, the Lethen people of the world, will not allow the state of Allanea to step where ever it chooses. I, Prince Reiner Everhard of India, ask that you cease posturing as a pretend superpower and, metaphorically, sit down and shut up, or else your people will regret the day they decided not to stop puffing out their chests."
- Prince Reiner Everhard of India, reading from a paper

[Brillianya]

[Tornado Queendom]

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Greetings, this is Martha Meow, with CAT News, Liberty-City, just outside the Senate building, where an emergency meeting of the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations is now being held to discuss the recent upsurge in catfolk enslavement and genocide. Senator Kargin, of the Nationalist Party, has given the following statement to me just minutes ago, and I quote "Rest assured, the issue of catfolk genocide is not just a matter for catfolk. It is a matter for any Freebeing who is concerned with the freedoms and rights of sapient beings. As Senator, I will see to it that our nation stands up to remind slavers and murderers that their crimes will not go unseen, unheard, or unpunished,", unquote. Conservative Senator Elizabeta Dementieva has added her voice to Kargin's in saying, quote, "our naval capabilities have long gone underused, underfunded, and underexploited. The fact that slavers now ply their horrific trade near-unobstructed is the fault of those that have neglected our Navy."

That said, other Senators have offered solutions short of war. A group of Libertarian and Anarchist Senators have pushed to make arrangement for a greater amount of catfolk to be accepted in this country as refugees. Representatives of the catfolk community, who have gathered here today, in the driving rain, to protest the insufficiently aggressive policy of the government on the catfolk genocide issue, are currently chanting slogans – over there you see the I don't know if you can read it, Tom, you can see a couple with a banner that says VISAS ARE NOT ENOUGH, and a lady with SUBMUNITIONS NOT PETITIONS. Many people are very angry today, Tom, and I think we can see why. Back to you, Tom.

Hold up right there!
[*]We don't plan to kill any of the slaves, as we never have.
[*]This is only temporarily, for population control (the nekos leave the country) and anti-espionage reasons.
[*]If you invade us, we have STORM to back us up. However, we'll invade for the sake of money.
[*]We will give you a few slaves to free, if that will calm you down.

[United States of Natan]

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Greetings, this is Martha Meow, with CAT News, Liberty-City, just outside the Senate building, where an emergency meeting of the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations is now being held to discuss the recent upsurge in catfolk enslavement and genocide. Senator Kargin, of the Nationalist Party, has given the following statement to me just minutes ago, and I quote "Rest assured, the issue of catfolk genocide is not just a matter for catfolk. It is a matter for any Freebeing who is concerned with the freedoms and rights of sapient beings. As Senator, I will see to it that our nation stands up to remind slavers and murderers that their crimes will not go unseen, unheard, or unpunished,", unquote. Conservative Senator Elizabeta Dementieva has added her voice to Kargin's in saying, quote, "our naval capabilities have long gone underused, underfunded, and underexploited. The fact that slavers now ply their horrific trade near-unobstructed is the fault of those that have neglected our Navy."

That said, other Senators have offered solutions short of war. A group of Libertarian and Anarchist Senators have pushed to make arrangement for a greater amount of catfolk to be accepted in this country as refugees. Representatives of the catfolk community, who have gathered here today, in the driving rain, to protest the insufficiently aggressive policy of the government on the catfolk genocide issue, are currently chanting slogans – over there you see the I don't know if you can read it, Tom, you can see a couple with a banner that says VISAS ARE NOT ENOUGH, and a lady with SUBMUNITIONS NOT PETITIONS. Many people are very angry today, Tom, and I think we can see why. Back to you, Tom.

Hold up right there!
[*]We don't plan to kill any of the slaves, as we never have.
[*]This is only temporarily, for population control (the nekos leave the country) and anti-espionage reasons.
[*]If you invade us, we have STORM to back us up. However, we'll invade for the sake of money.
[*]We will give you a few slaves to free, if that will calm you down.

What is a Neko anyway?

[Allanea]

"With potential Allanean hostility, the Vikings are more than happy to counter the hostility of saber-rattling white-knight liberator democracies. We, the Lethen people of the world, will not allow the state of Allanea to step where ever it chooses. I, Prince Reiner Everhard of India, ask that you cease posturing as a pretend superpower and, metaphorically, sit down and shut up, or else your people will regret the day they decided not to stop puffing out their chests."
- Prince Reiner Everhard of India, reading from a paper

The Lethen Vikings received a response, of course, not from CAT News anymore, but from the Free Kingdom Ministry of Foreign Affairs. It bore not the owl-shaped stamp of the Free Kingdom Ministry of Foreign Affairs, but the skull-and cross-bones of the Amistad Declaration of Slavery and the Rights of Men:

To the despicable and dishonorable pirate who styles himself "Prince" Reiner, I, Grand Ambassador Peter Nizhinsky, address myself on behalf of Their Majesties Government and the People of the Free Kingdom.

It deeply saddens me to see someone with an ostensible princely title descend himself to the moral depravity and foolishness of such as you, that one uses the term "white knight" as an insult. We in the Free Kingdom of Allanea actually have zero problem with being compared with knights in shining armor rescuing maidens fair, and really if you understood anything about knights, so would you. Of course you are about the same relation to a real prince as a chihuahua is to a Lyran warhound – you might share some DNA but that's about it.

Let me be clear – the Free Kingdom, and our allies, regard pirates and slavers as hostis sapiens generis, enemies to all human kind. Should any kind of Lethen Viking ship appear anywhere in the range of our shipborne weaponry, our crews will consider themselves legally entitled to fire. Should you attempt, in your foolishness, to send even a single ship, or fire a single gun, at Allanean cities or our shipping, we will commence immediate, unrestrained, war against every Lethen Viking ship, or settlement. Any prisoners we take will be treated not as prisoners of war, but as pirates – or in other words hanged from the yardarm, you worthless pirate goon, and then have their body dismembered and sold for decorations.

Moreover, death to the slaver.

Disapproving of your lack of honor,
Grand Ambassador Peter Nizhinsky

[Allanea]

To the slaver monsters of the Tornado Queendom, I, Peter Nizhinsky, send my ill-wishes, and my desires that you all get stomach cancer and die, hopefully the stomach cancer will be in the midst of a terrible shortage of painkillers in your nation as well.

Now, following the exchange of standard greetings I offer you the following peace offer.

1. Your nation is to cease all slavery, and allow all your neko citizens to depart (or, if you absolutely insist on deporting them, deport them to the Free Kingdom of Allanea, or any other neko-friendly nation of your choice). They are to be compensated for any loss of their belongings or real estate etc.
2. Your nation is to turn over to us all your records of slave sales.
3. In return, the Free Kingdom, as soon as you abolish slavery, will send you economic and military aid, in terms of weapons and money. Of course, in this context we guarantee that no neko terrorists will operate from our nation against yours, and if they do, they will of course be pursued by our law enforcement.
4. This treaty will remain in force unless your nation will again engage in slavery, genocide, or comparable crimes against sapient-kind.

Should you reject this peace offer, your placement on the list of Known Slaver Entities will remain in force.

Furthermore, death to the slaver.

Despising your cowardice and bigotry,
Peter Nizhinsky

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

The Galactic Liberal Democracy is an enemy of slavery, but will buy them regardless. They will be freed and turned into humans. We will be buying 500 of each category(male, female, and children). They will take medium wage standard level jobs in manufacturing.

[Flarbinia]

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[Lethen Vikings]

Upon receiving the Allanean threat of genocide and its continued chest-puffing, the Prince of India got the overarching Lethen King to hold a Skype call between all of the confederation's leaders. The King began to read the Allanean threat, and much of the council struggled to contain either amusement, bravado, or rage. The King stammered out the final paragraph before exploding in a fit of senseless rage. Everyone nearly blew out their speakers with the new wave of uncontrollable laughter, cheering, and yelling. Prince Reiner turned the volume down and smiled.

"Excellent. We got the idiots to admit to genocide!" cheered the Duke of Sicily. "Let's make sure it's known everywhere!"

The council agreed completely, aside from the warhawks who wanted to do something a little more. Printers all across the Confederation spewed forth copies of the Allanean threat, and Lethen vikings began spam e-mailing it all over the world internationally. It was pushed onto every Lethen news source, and would obviously soon wind up in other nations. Allanea had committed political suicide. "Worthless pirate goon" would forever be a phrase mocked and scorned relentlessly by the Vikings and their allies.

With the Lethen Confederation having an unusually gargantuan army, a navy that could be described as a "swarm of deadly wasps", and a excellent network of allies, the Vikings were very confident Allanea would not attack first.

[Allanea]

OOC: To be clear, I'm not going to do a war RP in this thread, since this is GE&T.

Would you like to do one elsewhere?

[Newark Aristocracy]

The leader of the Newark Aristocracy is angered at Lethen for spamming a email describing how the Allanean people are "genociders" and orders more ships to near Oslo,Nordlund.

[Cloney]

We want to buy a 1000 slaves for cleaning drainage pipes in Tokyo !

Prussia-Poland nukes Japan 4 times, finishing the job that America left.

Thank you.

[Cloney]

Have we learned nothing from mlk day?

[Cloney]

Cloney gets bored of neutrality and also helps defend Allanea

[Kyoki Chudoku]

After receiving the seventeenth spam email from a group of Vikings, Aozora Chiyumi, the Supreme Overlady of All Reality (meaning ruler of Kyoki Chudoku) made an official announcement on the matter.

“Ok. Let me clarify something here. Yes. Democratic idiots interfering in autocratic affairs is a nuisance that really should be stopped. You don’t see me going around destroying democratic nations for my sense of moral decency. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to take the word of treacherous pirate scumbags either. If raiders try to come here, I look forward to Sawagi dragging them to their graves beneath the depths of the ocean. Criminals who kill others deserve worse than death.

I don’t do slavery. Why the heck would I? People owning people? Not my thing. I’d rather have a unified nation, not two nations where one of them is united and the other is united only by the desire to bring everything crashing down. And to those of you who take slaves just to defile them, go and die, please. Save me the effort. But what, these spam emails are talking about genocide? Like I care, honestly. You want to see horror? I’ve lived it. But anyway. Gikochinai’s off counter-spamming the pirates with namako, because honestly we’re reached that low at this point.

My point here is that interfering in this sort of thing is not going to get anyone anywhere, and instead a bunch of people are going to die over utter idiocy. People have better things to die for. Don’t take that away from them. Now I’m off to do important stuff.”

[Cloney]

lol no, you can have 50 of the ones we've determined not to be spies.

OK, they'll be shipped quickly.

Fine then

I have an idea, mate
Sorry, I like using a British accent.
Let’s each buy as many as possible and liberate them!

[Cloney]

Thus, how many can I buy max?

[Danceria]

Do you sell in bulk? Are there any specialists of Neko?
Asking for a friend.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Thus, how many can I buy max?

All of them, of course.
Btw, if you are liberating them, you can send some to me if you don’t have enough space. We don’t have the extra budget to buy over 1,500, but I’ll take up to 10,000 new citizens.

[Eurania]

Redacted cuz of animal welfare regulations

[Tornado Queendom]

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To the slaver monsters of the Tornado Queendom, I, Peter Nizhinsky, send my ill-wishes, and my desires that you all get stomach cancer and die, hopefully the stomach cancer will be in the midst of a terrible shortage of painkillers in your nation as well.

Now, following the exchange of standard greetings I offer you the following peace offer.

1. Your nation is to cease all slavery, and allow all your neko citizens to depart (or, if you absolutely insist on deporting them, deport them to the Free Kingdom of Allanea, or any other neko-friendly nation of your choice). They are to be compensated for any loss of their belongings or real estate etc.
2. Your nation is to turn over to us all your records of slave sales.
3. In return, the Free Kingdom, as soon as you abolish slavery, will send you economic and military aid, in terms of weapons and money. Of course, in this context we guarantee that no neko terrorists will operate from our nation against yours, and if they do, they will of course be pursued by our law enforcement.
4. This treaty will remain in force unless your nation will again engage in slavery, genocide, or comparable crimes against sapient-kind.

Should you reject this peace offer, your placement on the list of Known Slaver Entities will remain in force.

Furthermore, death to the slaver.

Despising your cowardice and bigotry,
Peter Nizhinsky

We'll sign it, but it'll ONLY come into force when we're sure that there's no threat of the enemy nekos.

However, we'll still invade you anyways.